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Title: New Libertarian Convert Asks Ron Paul Into His Heart
Source:
babylonbee.com
URL Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/new-lib ... n-convert-asks-ron-paul-heart/
Published: Jan 10, 2018
Author: Staff
Post Date: 2018-01-16 05:34:26 by Gatlin
Keywords: None
Views: 3435
Comments: 21
KANSAS CITY, MO—While browsing memes on a popular libertarian meme Facebook page, local man Kyle Coats reportedly felt himself “cut to the heart” Wednesday, grabbing a Gadsden flag he had recently purchased and darting outside into the afternoon sun where he dropped to his knees and asked Ron Paul to come into his heart, once and for all, fully committing his life to the ideals of liberty he stands for.
The man bowed his head and closed his eyes and asked the popular libertarian leader to come into his life and reign as his lord and savior.
“Ron, would you come into my life and make me new?” he whispered privately to himself, a single tear streaming down his cheek as he clutched the “DON’T TREAD ON ME” flag, according to sources. “Please, Ron, forgive me of all my violations of the non-aggression principle and all the times I unwittingly supported a statist agenda.”
“I swear here and now, taxation is theft!” he added.
The new, remade Coats quickly threw away all his politically conservative reading material and purchased himself a leather-bound study edition of Ron Paul’s End the Fed and The Revolution, sources confirmed.
At publishing time, the man had committed to tithe 10% of his cryptocurrency and precious metals to The Ron Paul Institute for Peace and Prosperity, and made a solemn vow never rest until every human being on earth had heard the good news of libertarianism. (1 image)
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C’mom, all you libertarians….since “the man bowed his head and closed his eyes and asked the popular libertarian leader to come into his life and reign as his lord and savior” the least you can do is to join in welcoming this new convert by gloriously singing:
#2. To: Gatlin (#0) (Edited)
Your desperation grows even more...well - desperate.
You are so filled with unbridled rage and hatred towards libertarians that you don't even realize that this is satire from a site that publishes nothing but satire.
Trump Refuses To Let Jesus Into His Heart After Learning He’s From Nazareth
“Truth is treason in the empire of lies.” - Ron Paul
Those who most loudly denounce Fake News are typically those most aggressively disseminating it.
#3. To: Gatlin (#0)
Hallelujah!
#4. To: Tooconservative (#3)
That did make me laugh ...
#5. To: Deckard (#2) (Edited)
... that you don't even realize that this is satire from a site that publishes nothing but satire.
Why do you think I posted it under religion?
Stupid ...
Although Ron Paul does have some apostles who are his rabid fan base.
#6. To: Gatlin (#5)
Why do you think I posted it under religion?
Because you wanted to display your ignorant hatred of Ron Paul and/or his supporters.
If you were honest, you would have posted it under humor.
But you're not.
“Truth is treason in the empire of lies.” - Ron Paul
Those who most loudly denounce Fake News are typically those most aggressively disseminating it.
#7. To: Gatlin, McCain worshipers, Satanic Cult (#5)
Dear Leader Juan McCain does have some apostles who are his rabid fan base.
Why do you think I posted it under religion?
Because you worship Satan, and so do his DACA shithole dreamers!
DACA Shithole Dreamers - Make America Great Again?#8. To: Gatlin (#5)
Although Ron Paul does have some apostles who are his rabid fan base.
The same can be said for Trump cultists - you for instance.
“Truth is treason in the empire of lies.” - Ron Paul
Those who most loudly denounce Fake News are typically those most aggressively disseminating it.
#9. To: hondo68 (#7)
Because you worship Satan, and so do his DACA shithole dreamers!
I wouldn't go that far, although Parsons has made it known that he adores leftist ideology.
“Truth is treason in the empire of lies.” - Ron Paul
Those who most loudly denounce Fake News are typically those most aggressively disseminating it.
#10. To: Deckard (#8)
Although Ron Paul does have some apostles who are his rabid fan base.The same can be said for Trump cultists - you for instance.
The thread I established here is a discussion about Ron Paul.
If you want to discuss President Trump….then start your own thread.
You can never, never, stay on topic …
#11. To: Deckard (#9)
Hondo is unstable and provably mentally ill.
#12. To: A K A Stone (#11)
Hondo is unstable and provably mentally ill.
Hondo is more sane than Parsons (Gatlin) will ever be.
Have you read his leftist-written manifesto denigrating capitalism?
Exposing the Libertarian Agenda of the “Free Thought Project”
The thing is - his article validates the truth which is posted at the Free Thought Project.
Another FTP article’s headline reads, “Black Libertarian Calls Out Black Lives Matter’s Culture of Divisive Politics and Victimhood.” Not only does FTP not support BLM, it opposes and undermines the work and anti-racist perspective of that movement.
(The author) If you happen to be one of my friends who believes in overthrowing capitalism, or at least in greater government regulation of corporate capitalism, you should be aware that FTP is owned and operated by people who definitely disagree with you. So be aware whenever you want to repost one of the Free Thought Project’s police brutality videos that you are increasing their advertising revenue and supporting their pro-capitalist libertarian agenda.
If you look at that article in it's entirety you can see that the FTP is considered the enemy of leftists, BLM, Antifa and other assorted trash.
Yet Gatlin posts it and by extension (judging from his comments there) actually agrees with the author's premise.
I don't see Hondo posting propaganda from leftist authors.
“Truth is treason in the empire of lies.” - Ron Paul
Those who most loudly denounce Fake News are typically those most aggressively disseminating it.
#13. To: Deckard (#6)
Because you wanted to display your ignorant hatred of Ron Paul and/or his supporters.
Partially correct....you are making progress.
Hang in there ...
#14. To: Deckard. A K A Stone (#12)
I don't see Hondo posting propaganda from leftist authors.
When have you ever seen honddope post anything intelligent from any source?
All the child can do is post memes and try, with no success, to be a comic.
#15. To: Deckard (#12)
don't see Hondo posting propaganda from leftist authors.
Hondo makes up his own lies. He isn't all bad. In fact I probably agree with a lot of his philosophy. It is just the fact that he constantly lies and misrepresents things. It is a character flaw I suppose. He doesn't put a value on telingmthe truth.
#16. To: Deckard (#12)
Have you read his [Gatlin's] leftist-written manifesto denigrating capitalism?
I haven't....where can I read it?
#17. To: Deckard (#12)
Yet Gatlin posts it and by extension (judging from his comments there) actually agrees with the author's premise.Why “judge?”
Grow some balls and ask me what I agree or disagree with.
You are always trying to say what other people think, so that your conjectured response fits in with your agenda to support it.
Then maybe, you really don’t want to hear or care what other people think....unless your are predisposed to already agree with them.
#18. To: Deckard (#12)
The thing is - his article validates the truth which is posted at the Free Thought Project.
Then exactly why are you upset?
#19. To: Gatlin (#0)
Am I going to have to get started on my whole Paultard routine again that pissed everyone off?
#20. To: Deckard, A K A Stone (#12)
babylonbee.comYet Gatlin posts it and by extension (judging from his comments there) actually agrees with the author's premise.
Even someone as stupid as Gatlin must know that the story is a pack of lies and should be posted in humor, not religion. Or is he that stupid?
DACA Shithole Dreamers - Make America Great Again?#21. To: no gnu taxes (#19)
Am I going to have to get started on my whole Paultard routine again that pissed everyone off?
Yea….do it.
***snicker***
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