Title: BEST BAR JOKE EVER! Source:
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A lawyer, an Illegal alien, a pathological liar, a Muslim, and a Communist walk into a bar.
Oh oh oh. Obama walks into a bar with a frog on his forehead. Bartender asks “what the heck is that?”. The frog says, “it started out as a wart on my butt”.
21 posted on Sunday, April 14, 2013 12:53:17 PM by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican, no Conservative was on the ballot.)
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Toothy raccoon bit off manhood LEON WATSON Last Updated: 09th February 2009 57 A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.
Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.
“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.
Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.
“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.
“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."
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