The photos of Bill Clinton and Gavin Newsom palling around in a golf cart at a luxury Mexico resort will no doubt have set Washington ablaze with gossip and prompted four big questions:
What were they doing together?
What does it mean for the 2024 presidential race?
Is this the first real proof that there IS a secret Democratic plot to oust Joe Biden as the nominee?
What the hell were they wearing?
The more you look at the pictures — and consider the timing, just a week before the Iowa caucus that kickstarts election year — the more suspicious it all gets.
Here’s how I imagine their conversation went down:
GN: Happy New Year, Bill! Amazing coincidence bumping into you here …
BC: It’s not a coincidence, Gav. I needed somewhere to hide from all this Epstein stuff and given you’re the invisible presidential candidate, you seemed the perfect person to be with —