(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power?
How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee?
How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!!
How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs,
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE?
How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries?
How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin...
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
Mudboy Slim
#6449: Mudboy Slim To: All (#6447)
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-05-05 13:59:23 Reply Private Reply
#6450: Mudboy Slim To: Landru, Snow Bunny, FallGuy, poet, backhoe, Sultan88, Leesylvanian, EdZep, stand watie, Dukie (#6448)
"First, What We'll Do Is Sing About It"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "All I Can Do Is Write About It")
(spoken "2-3-4")
All Dem lies we've been fed...
Left says we shouldn't care.
Lib'rals[/RINOs] just say, "Right should just MOVE ON!!"
Folks laugh, they think we're playin'...
FReepin' Clinton fer his Crimes...
But We Want Justice...INDICT DemRATZ NOW!!!
Shall we ever see Dem Senators Protest In-Justice?!!
Or the Med'yuh report on Slick's Tyranny?!!
It's the Patriotic Duty of Good Citizens of this Country...
C'mon Sheeple, let's kick ass on Dem Elites!!
Please, Lord, grant me the strength to change things...
Show Dem POLTROONS We're Right and Left IS Wrong!!
'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a'slowly creepin'...
Lord, aid me and mine against Left's SCUM!!
(Dr. MonDremo ticklin' the ivories...Mordecai Vesuvius on acoustic guitar)
Like to see Left's RAPIST get what's coming?
Would YOU like to see Left's TRAITOR crushin' rocks?!!
Good folks needta stop and think about...well, Slick's Chi-Com TREASON...
Folks, you oughtta listen to my songs.
Good Lord, grant me the strength to change it...
Show DemRAT fools I'm Right and They Are Wrong!!
'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a slowly creepin'...
Lord, help me inspire OUR Righteous Throng!!!
(key change to A for piano solo by Dr. MonDremo)
A E D (played 4x)
(back to G)
Chi-Com Spyin', Abuse of Power...it ain't pretty!!
But the things Press write about US prove they're Slick's WHORE'd!!
You can take Mudboy out of old Dixieland...
But RATZ'll never take his FReedoms from Mudboy!!
Please Lord, grant US the Power to change it...
Show all the World We're Right and Left is WRONG!!
'Cuz I can see Left's EVIL a slowly creepin'...
Lord, help me and mine refute Left's Scum!!
FReepers, I foresee Slick's Judgement...Right Shall Dethrone Him!!
Folks, help me and mine Defeat Left's Scum!!
FReegards...MUD (1/10/02)
364 posted on 1/10/2002, 10:59:40 AM by Mudboy Slim
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-05-06 09:47:19 Reply Private Reply
#6451: Mudboy Slim To: All (#6449)
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-05-06 09:58:15 Reply Private Reply
#6452: Mudboy Slim To: war, SammieGee, Bill D Berger, mel, AuntB, Neil McIver, sneakypete (#6450)
"RightWing's Passionate!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Are You Passionate?")
RightWing's passionate!!
Mudboy's livin' like he talks...
Righteous dreamin' now!!
Syntaurz goin' to the top!!
RATZ are negative...
Love fer Guv'ment never stops!!
Learn it, you FOOLS!!
Yearn Liberty!!
Lib'rals are TOOLS!!
Ain't YOU loving it?!
RATZ shall never git enuff of Slim!!
Truth is everything...
Folks, Mudboy never stops!!
Come learn the Truth!!
Freedom AIN'T free!!
Help teach our YOUTH!!
Fight on, righteous soldiers...
Folks enlightened 'cuz we're Right!!
And ol' Mudboy kept singin', "Liberty!!"
Guv'ment GROWS until it KILLS US!!
Patriots, let yer MESSAGE fly!!
Right rejects Lib'ral SCUM...
RATZ are not free!!
(The BigMan playin' his guitar awful purty...)
Welfare makes folks prisoners...
Mudboy's working from his truck...
Cleaned up fer public display.
MUD looks at those around me...
And shares that, "We're all free..."
MUD lets you see his soul ev'ry day!!
Are you SCAIR'T of MUD?
Do you wish that Slim would stop?
Does Truth bother you?!
Do you LIKE when you are mocked?!
Folks, MUDZ ripe with Truth!!
Gotta fight Dem FOOLS!!
MUDZ working fer FREE!!
I'm sportin' the Truth!!
Let's WHUP Tyranny!!
Take US home, BigMan...
Mudboy Slim (1 March 2010)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Mudboy Slim posted on 2010-03-02 16:52:34 ET
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-05-06 10:10:15 Reply Private Reply
#6453: Mudboy Slim To: All (#6451)
Generational In-Breeding will do a number on your IQ!!
Is that dude STILL pretending to be a chick?!
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-05-06 10:19:21 Reply Private Reply
#6454: Mudboy Slim To: war (#6452)
"WAR!!"
(To be sung to Springsteen's live version of Strong/Whitfield's "War")
War!! What is it good for?!
Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!!
War!! What is it good for?!
Sometimes...War defends our Freedoms!!
War is something the Right despises...
'Cuz it means the loss of soldiers' lives!!
War means fear's in thousands of mothers' eyes...
Yet proud of their loved one's willingness to fight!!
War!! What is it good for?!
Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!! Say it again...
War?! What is it good for?!
Freedom...Freedom sure AIN'T nuthin'!!
War!! It's sometimes just a PeaceMaker!!
War!! Send yer enemies to the undertaker!!
Left is the Enemy...of all Mankind...
The thought of war chills my spine...
Patriots fought each generation fer liberation...
Emancipation...reconstruction...Right Wins the Fight!!
War!! What is it good for?!
Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!!
War!! What is it good for?!
Briefers...Freedom sure AIN'T nuthin'!!
War's what happens when Right sheds Tyranny!!
Hitler disabled...Mussollini!!
Life is too precious to let Tyrants win the day!!
War, it takes life...a cost of FReedom we must pay!!
War!! It's sometimes just a PeaceMaker!!
War!! Send vile enemies to meet their Maker!!
Peace Love and Understanding...
Are moot when airplaines topple the World Trade!!
Right knows we must fight to keep our Freedom!!
Lord knows we gotta make Dem Marxists PAY!!
Join our Culture War!!
War!! What is it good for?!
Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!!
War!! What is it good for?!
FReepers...Freedom sure AIN'T nuthin'!!
Mudboy Slim (1 June 2004)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Mudboy Slim posted on 2010-03-06 19:45:50 ET
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-05-06 10:30:07 Reply Private Reply
#6455: Mudboy Slim To: All (#6453)
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-05-06 10:39:50 Reply Private Reply
#6456: Mudboy Slim To: George W. Bush, Reagan Man, Cheney Chick, dead, Landru, EdZep (#6454)
"Behind Left's Lies!!"
(To be sung to The Who's "Behind Blue Eyes")
No one knows what it's like...to be Left's BagMan...
To be Slick's Stag, man...Behind Left's Spies!!
No one knows what it's like...
To be Hated, Lib'rally-Jaded, Believin' all Dem LIES!!
Aid my dreams...fer "T." McAuliffe...
Help MUDZ Prescience come to be!!
Righteous Power...Devolved Nobly...
Right's Goal is Justice...fer Tyranny!!
No one knows what it's like...
To know Slick's Tyranny...like I do...and I blame TOOLZ!!
No one fights back this hard 'gainst RATZ Evil...
None of MUDZ Pain and Woe...shall show through!!
Folks, my dreams...they aren't that risky...
Heed MUDZ Prescience...Follow Thee!!
Po' McAuliffe, he's MUDZ only...
Slim's GOAL is Justice...fer Tyranny!!
(eee-eeeeeee-ummmmm!!)
(Big Man gettin' busy on the GeeTAR!!)
When my fist clenches, 'tis Verboten!!
Hell, Yeah!! I'll use it 'cuz MUDZ NO TOOL!!
Networks smile, sell me their bad news...
Still, Mudboy laughs at their Leftist drool!!
FRiends, if I swallow the Med'yuh's EVIL...
Strap yer fingers roun' MUDZ throat!!!
If I back down, please give me a whuppin'...
Righteous Swarm!! Marxists...Fear the VOTE!!
(Yep...the BigMan wailin' on his new LesPaul)
No one knows what it's like...to be RATZ bad man...
Don't be a mad man...REJECT Left's Lies!!
FReegards...MUD
40 posted on 1/17/2002, 2:59:46 AM by Mudboy Slim
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-05-07 09:23:47 Reply Private Reply
#6457: Mudboy Slim To: All (#6455)
DemocRATZ have ALWAYS been the Party of Racism!!
Obviously TRUE...Hitler was a DemocRATic Socialist!!
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-05-07 09:35:53 Reply Private Reply
#6458: Mudboy Slim To: stand watie, yankhater, backhoe, p8riot, t-shirt, AAPATRIOT (#6456)
"Simple Man"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Simple Man")
His Mama told Bill...when he was young...
"Slick, sit beside me...my eldest son.
My life's been wasted...on Boyz who Play...
So, please don't do this...you will thank me...
Good Guys don't stray!! Ah, yes...
Stop spendin' time...with that Hill'ry lass!
Her legs are stumps...and her ass is fat.
Bill, find a woman...oh, yeah...you truly love...
This Rodham chick, son...is Ol' Chi-ca-go Scum!!
Slick, life is simple...have a plan...
Oh, be someone...folks trust, then you're a Man.
Willie, be a simple, kindly man.
Oh, won't you do this...for me, Slick...if you can?!
Forsake your lust...for the ChinaMan's gold...
Don't lust for Power...it corrupts your soul!
Slick, you can do this...oh baby...if you try...
All that I want for you, my son...is to say, 'I never lied!'
Slick, be a symbol...make your stand!
Bill, serve your Country...if you're called to Viet Nam!
Willie, life is simple...for a Man...
You've been blessed, Slick...so give up...those one-night stands!!"
Slick said, "I WILL!!"
(Guitar Jammin'...Big-Time!!)
You know the story...Slick loved himself!
Bill's Lust For Power...eclipsed all else!
Committed TREASON...bombed babies...and HE LIED!
Killed folks in Kosovo, Good Lord, just to cover up his crimes!!!
Now Slick's a symbol...I can't stand...
Gotta do something...perhaps, I'll start a band!!
Willie, he's a symbol...New World Man!
Good Folks, don't let this...Chi-Com WHOREz...TREASON stand!!
Willie, you're a simple, PowerHungry man...
You are "Guilty!"...time to pay The Band....
EaglesUp--MUD
1 Posted on 07/02/1999 06:05:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(Slickz@frickin.lout)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-05-07 09:46:06 Reply Private Reply
#6459: Mudboy Slim To: All (#6457)
Gotta LOVE it!!
Gary Larsen ROCKS!!
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-05-07 10:00:22 Reply Private Reply
#6460: Mudboy Slim To: All (#6458)
"Black is Back!!"
(To be sung to Los Bravos' "Black Is Black")
Black is back...
I want my Nation back.
We say, "Let's pray.
Guv'ment, go away!!"
Oh-oh, what can we do??
'Cuz I-I-I-I-I, I'm feelin' screwed!!
If RATZ have their way,
Freedoms stripped away.
Big Guv'ment's not Right...
Reject the Network spin-in-in...
Oh-oh, what can we do?!!
'Cuz I-I-I-I-I, I'm feelin' screwed!!
[We] gotta choose...
Freedom's "ALL" we'll lose!!
Marxists are wrong!!!
Why would we give up liberty?!
What did Right do wrong?!
Bad is bad,
Dem Marxists are so sad.
Let's fight fer Right...
Let us find peace of mind.
Oh oh. what can I do?!
'Cuz I-I-I-I-I, I'm feelin' blue.
[We] gotta choose...
Freedom's much to lose!!
Marxists are wrong!!!
Why would we give up liberty?!
What did Right do wrong?!
Black is back...
We want OUR Nation back.
It's grey, it's grey,
More taxes ain't The Way!!
Oh-oh, what can we do?!
Guess I-I-I-I-I, I'll sing my tunes...
Guess I-I-I-I-I, I'll sing my tunes...
Mudboy Slim (22 November 2008)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-05-07 10:09:19 Reply Private Reply
#6461: Mudboy Slim To: pookie18 (#6459)
All DeeCeeRATZ Lie, Cheat, and Steal Elections (if permitted)!!
FAFO...duhhh!!
Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-05-07 10:20:58 Reply Private Reply
#6462: Mudboy Slim To: Cyber-Band (#6460)
"Right-Wing's Got the Passion!!"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Talk About the Passion")
Leftist WHOREdz...Socialist Slime...
DemocRATZ back-trackin'!!
Empty souls...evil hearts...
Slick's lookin' fer some action!!
Not...everyone can alter the Fate of the World...
Not...everyone Mass-Murders Five Thousand Kosovars!!
Talkin' RE-Impeachment...ahh hunhhh!!
Talkin' Slick's Conviction...
No one cares...Press went South...
Ignorin' Swamp's Vile Corruption!!
Sheeple care...we'll vote Right!!
A Cultural Revolution!!
FReepers WIN...Ignore Left's Spin!!
Fight to win this fight!! ...ahhhhh...
RightWing's got the Passion!! ...ahhhh...
Left's Hell shan't kill OUR Nation!! ...ahh henh...
Not...everyone can alter the Fate of the World...
Not...everyone can condone the Lies of a Felon...
Mudboy Slim...DETHRONE Slick!!!
Hunt Slick like a hawk!!
Talkin' Incarceration...
Right's fightin' fer Our Nation!!
Left's Medyuh's self-disgracin'!!
Voting Right's OUR Action!!
RightWing's got the Passion!!
RightWing's got the Passion!!
Mudboy Slim (8/29/99)
Updated today...MUD
21 posted on 2/14/2002, 12:25:35 AM by Mudboy Slim
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-05-08 09:43:19 Reply Private Reply
#6463: Mudboy Slim To: All (#6461)
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-05-08 09:57:09 Reply Private Reply
#6464: Mudboy Slim To: AAABEST, cardinal4 (#6462)
"Ripple!!"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Ripple")
If my words did flow...from talk radio with Limbaugh...
And my tunes were played...on that M-TeeVee...
Would you hear my views comin' through the music?!
Would you hold them near as if they were yer own?
I can't help myself...my thoughts must be spoken...
Perhaps they're better left unsung. )=^D
Yes, I know...folks don't really care...
Still, FReeper songs'll soon fill the air!!
Ripples from Whitewater...
If Left feels no sense of loss...they have no souls!!
Raise up yer voice...tell Slick why you're angry!!
Once the Truth is known, we'll see Slick's End!!
Let it be known...It's Prison for Clinton!!
'Cuz we have Laws, WE'LL CONVICT this "man."
Bill must be told...to take the highway...
GIT OUT!! BE GONE!! Folks, we'll make it RIGHT!!
And once Slick goes, Lib'rals will follow...
BIG GUV'MENT POWER, WE SHALL DISOWN!!
Ripples from Whitewater...
When you fail to raise your voice...no one will know!!
You can choose...to keep yer silence...
But once Slick falls, y'all be on yer own!!
FReepers make yer stand...let The Right Guide you...
Yes, we know the way...we shall take US home!!
La de da da da...La da ah da da da ahhh...
La da dahh da dah da da da ahhhh...
La de da da da...La da ah da da da ahhh...
La da dahh da dah da da da ahhhh...
Mudboy Slim (8/17/98)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-05-08 10:05:05 Reply Private Reply
#6465: Mudboy Slim To: All (#6463)
Awesome!! A RINO Hunt in the GOP Primaries!!
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-05-08 10:18:16 Reply Private Reply
#6466: Mudboy Slim To: American Soldier, Cyber-Band, LoneGreenEyeshade (#6464)
"The American Battle Hymn" - Anthem of Operation Noble Eagle"
(To be sung to The Battle Hymn of the Republic)
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord;
He is trampling out the vintage where grapes of wrath are stored;
He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword,
His truth is marching on.
CHORUS: Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah! His truth is marching on.
I saw the gleaming Towers when the Beast came crashing in;
I swore our foes would reap the bitter harvest of their sin;
For the light shall conquer darkess and the just will surely win,
When God is marching on!
(CHORUS)
Now hear the cries of anguish of the innocents assailed;
Recall the fallen rescuers that all mankind has hailed;
We'll show those who'd destroy us just how badly they have failed,
When we go marching on!
(CHORUS)
We felt the righteous anger as the tragic story broke;
I glimpsed the devil's countenance there grinning in the smoke;
But the evil have no inkling of the anger they provoke,
And we go marching on!
(CHORUS)
The serpents danced in joy at this sad chapter that they wrote;
With our warriors upon them we shall see if they still gloat;
As now the cry for vengeance springs from every patriot's throat,
So we go marching on!
(CHORUS)
The brave Australians quickly swore they'd join us in the ranks;
Yes Canada and Britain said "We'll both stand by the Yanks!";
And the free men of the future shall forever owe them thanks,
Let's all go marching on!
(CHORUS)
I see the quiet anger of the soldier in the field;
Until we've won our vict'ry the Marines shall never yield;
See our sailors and our airmen and the mighty sword they wield,
As one we're marching on!
This song was written by an American servicemen shortly after the attack and is floating around military circles right now. I think we need more like this to bolster public morale and support for our efforts.
Hopefully this song will also do something to bolster the warrior spirit of those who'll be put to the test.
Can't believe I missed this last Fall...MUD
70 posted on 2/16/2002, 10:34:19 PM by Mudboy Slim
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-05-08 10:27:02 Reply Private Reply
#6467: Mudboy Slim To: All (#6438)
Awesome...a Marxist, anti-American Pope from America!!
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-05-08 10:48:08 Reply Private Reply
#6468: Mudboy Slim To: Mudboy Slim (#6466)
<i>"Views:<b>1151115</b>"<p>
<center><a href=https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/770570/posts?page=6#6><b>"Black XI"</b></a><p>
<b>"RATZ're Dolts!!"</b><br>
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Catapult")<br>
<p>
Ooooohhh...FReep DemLib'ral boys!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemLib'ral girls!!
The Left's in shock...America's turned them off!!
Cowards with no soul...ugly cows!! Question...
"Do they diss anything?! Does Left regret a thing?!
Why's Slick still their King?! Don't the Truth mean a thing?!"
RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
Ooooohhh...Whup DemLib'ral boys!!
Ooooohhh...Teach DemLib'ral girls!!
Let's FRee Iraq, let's fry that damned Saddam!!
Cowards Fear Right's Roll...shut their mouths!!
Osama bin Clinton, yer mother regrets her kids!!
Fear the Power of the Right!! A question:
"Did Slick KILL wantonly?! Why did Bill bite her lip?
Voters, 'tis YOU I blame!! This year, please vote fer change!!!"
RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
Folks...FReedom hearkens...
Bush...shall seek Justice!!
RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemEffete Boys!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemAirhead Girls!!
The Left's in Shock...Networks have been turned off...
Cowerin' in White Towers, losin' Power!!
Right Shall Makes Its Stand!! Forefathers, they went thru this...
Fear the Power of Our Roll...a question:
"House, it shall RE-IMPEACH!! Senate shall then CONVICT!!
Next, We'll INDICT Left's Creep(s)!! Jury Shall then CONVICT!!"
RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) Prison 'HO!!
RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) Slick's a 'HO!!
Mudboy Slim (<b>19 August 2002</b>)</center>
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-05-11 09:24:52 Reply Private Reply
#6469: Mudboy Slim To: Mudboy Slim (#6468)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-05-11 09:30:50 Reply Private Reply
#6470: Mudboy Slim To: Mudboy Slim (#6469)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-05-11 09:34:58 Reply Private Reply
#6471: Mudboy Slim To: Mudboy Slim (#6468)
"Views:1151158"
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-05-15 11:36:32 Reply Private Reply
#6472: Mudboy Slim To: All (#6471)
"Views:1151230"
Just awaiting some LF.com software updates...this ain't over!!
LOL...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-05-23 10:30:00 Reply Private Reply
#6473: Mudboy Slim To: All (#6468)
https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1046745/posts?page=545#545
"Right Side of the Tunes"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Brain Damage/Eclipse")
Sex Lunatic EX-President...a Miscreant EX-President...
Those phone sex games and semen stains can't stand!
Got to make Bill Clinton feel our Wrath!!
Young intern kneels in Bill's Hall...EX-President is lookin' small...
The Networks know their Vile Creation's just a Whore...
But every day, they enable Slick still more!
But soon their dam'll break open...many Libs'll be ruined...
While GOOD Leaders rule upon the Hill.
And when the Left implodes...the World will start anew...
I'll see you on the Right Side of the Tunes!
EX-President has lost his head...Slick's debauchery we can't accept!
We'll raise a Cain, we'll force "The Change"...
We'll rearrange Dem Lib'ral's brains!!
We'll storm the doors...Bill's got no files on me!
Clinton shall die in chains...he shan't go free!!!
So, if your heart hurts, you can't trust your own ears...
You sing out but no one seems to hear!
Those DemocRATZ promote Slick's lifestyle...RAT Party LIES in ruins!
Please join me on the Right side of the Tunes...
[Eclipse]
Slick lies so much...Slick lies with ease...
It leaves a bad taste...Monica kneels...
She was in love...while Bill masturbates...
Slick's rosie palm...fraudulently raised!
To all you Libs...it ain't a big deal...
All Lib'rals lie, beg, borrow and steal!!!
Left can't create...Left just destroys...
Socialist fools...they'll learn someday.
Dem Leftist Elites...are totally Effete!
Come join the Right...we're winning the fight!
We'll Devolve Power...Bureaucracies GONE!!
All this will come...with Liberty under man's Law...yes, it's true!
The Lib'ral Lie exposed by our Tunes...
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 07/14/1999 00:25:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-05-23 10:46:52 Reply Private Reply
#6474: Mudboy Slim To: All (#6467)
Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-05-23 11:14:06 Reply Private Reply
#6475: Mudboy Slim To: Mudboy Slim (#6473)
https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1046745/posts?page=405#405
Pubbies "Gonna Win California!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Goin' to California")
Spend my days justa FReepin' fer Right,
Smoked my stuff an' drank...all my wine.
Made up my mind, make a new start,
Goin'ta California with Dutch Reagan in my heart.
Limbaugh told me there're Lib'rals out there...
Right'll open their eyes...RAT Powers, they don't care!!
LeftWing dazzles but RATZ Soul is Maimed!!
Never let Press tell ya the Parties're all the same.
Hohh...DemRATZ are Reds, Left's Med'yuh won't say,
RATZ wonder how Left's "Heroes" could ever follow "Willaaaay!!"
RATZ Elites an' their minions start to tremble an' shake,
When children in LA...begin to awake...WATCH OUT!!
We FReep 'cuz Left's Hate fer what's Good's like a Punch to MY Nose...
But Truth's startin' to flow, I think Slick might be sinkin'!!
Slick, we'll INDICT...RE-IMPEACH...Fight RATZ Slime!!
Help FReep everywhere...folks, Truth's Path Runs Straight and Right!!
The HildaBeast's without her King...
Left says they'll Save the World..."Left LIES!!" MUD sings!! La la la la.
Slick's Left's Nightmare 'cuz RATZ Power's all gone...
Tryin'a find RAT-Saviors who'll never, never, never be born.
Help US Build that World Shinin' Proudly and FRee!!
Tellin' my FRiends, "It's not that hard, folks...Please help US FReep!!"
Mmm-ahh~ahh.
Ahh~ah~ahh-ah~ahh.
Ahh~ah~ahh-ah~ahh.
Ahh~ah~ahh-ah~ahh.
Ahh~ah~ahh.
Wanna bet...MUD
372 posted on 12/31/2002 2:10:05 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-05-23 11:36:33 Reply Private Reply
#6476: Mudboy Slim To: All (#6474)
NBC is F***ED...MUD
Happy Memorial Day weekend, y'all...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-05-23 11:54:58 Reply Private Reply
#6477: Mudboy Slim To: All (#6475)
https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1046745/posts?page=953#953
"White House!!"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's "Red House")
There's a White House over yonder...
That's where OUR Prez'dent stays!!
Folks, it's that White House that we own now...
Lord, RATZ fear Trump's ragin' ways!!
Still, Right won the vote to save OUR Country...
We're mighty fine with OUR mandate!!
Traitor Lib'rals, Left is wrong here!!
The FRee shall unseat RATZ WHORE'd!!
Fate ain't fixed...Big Guv'ment's Wrong...
Love Liberty...the FRee'll win the Culture War!!
I have a glad, glad feelin...
That TraitorJOE don't live here no mo'!!
We're Far Right!! I still got my guitar...FReep out now!!
(Slammin' guitar solo)...Yeah!!
Well, Far Right is Hell-bent fer leather...
We're back hasslin' Lib'rals like Slick Will!!!
YO!! You RINOZ just might wanna ponder...
Why John Thune won't pass the SAVE bill!!
'Cuz if this Senate don't trust Prez'dent Trump...
The House shall fill the bill!!
Mudboy Slim
953 posted on 12/23/2004, 5:33:00 PM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-05-23 12:11:58 Reply Private Reply
#6478: Mudboy Slim To: All (#6476)
TaliFReako SUCKS more than MayorPete...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-05-29 09:34:02 Reply Private Reply
#6479: Mudboy Slim To: All (#6472)
"Views:1151255"
https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/1180854/posts?page=91#91
"Vast RightWing Is Rockin'!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Can't you hear me knockin'?!")
Yeah!!
Yeah, we got Reagan roots...
Yeah, we whup DemRAT Toolz!!
Left's just victimized...
KerryBOTS...DemonSPIES!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Don't be Lib'ral!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Medyuh Whore'd!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Won't you help US FReep?!
Yeah!!
Johnny Kerry, he's a strange one...
Help US, Nation...we're in danger...
Reject Kerry...he's no leader!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Folks, won't you help US FReep?!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Kerry's UNFIT TO LEAD, yeah!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Yeah...reject John Kerry!!
We're Right NOW!!
RightWing's singin'...FReedom rolls...
Right shall bring it...we got soul!!
Left's just beggin'...RATS ain't FRee!!
Right's arse-kickin'...Left's fer FReaks!!
We're small-townin'...Right's gonna lead you now!!
Righteous growlin'... Yeah, Right's gonna FReep y'all now...NOW...NOW!!
Hear MUD howlin'...y'all, y'all gotta help US FReep Power!!
RightWing's rockin'...y'all, gonna FReep Left down!!
(cool percussion/guitar/winds ensemble to fade...)
Mudboy Slim
91 posted on 8/5/2004, 12:08:50 AM by Mudboy Slim
(Vast RightWing is Rockin'!!)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-05-29 09:47:58 Reply Private Reply
#6480: Mudboy Slim To: Mudboy Slim (#6478)
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-05-29 10:04:01 Reply Private Reply
#6481: Mudboy Slim To: Mudboy Slim (#6479)
https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/1180854/posts?page=109#109
"LeftWing's Hurtin'!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Beast of Burden")
Left's Tyranny...Dem Lib'rals' burden...
DemRATZ're WRONG...but their side's hurtin'!!
All Right wants fer you...Vote fer Liberty!!
Right's tired of bein' Left's Beast of Burden!!
Big Guv'ment's vile...Left's Power is wors'nin'!!
All I want is fer you to LOATHE Tyranny!!
Are YOU smart enuff?!!
Are YOU tuff enuff?!!
We ain't rich enuff...Right's not too proud to FReep!!
Left's tyranny...Kerry's desertin'!!
Help save our home...from Sosh'list cretins!!
Limbaugh's on the radio...Come on, Nation, help FReep Tyranny!!
Ain't YOU smart enuff?!!
Ain't you tuff enuff?!!
Left's just bitch'n'bluff...Right sees Left LOATHES the FRee!!
Oh silly Lib'rals...
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty Libs...
Yer sooo petty, petty, petty, petty, petty Lib-uh-rulls!!
Pretty petty...Such a pretty petty little girls...
Come on, Nation, please, please, FReep!!
I'll tell ya...
Lib'rals, Fear our Power...Fear our FReeps!!
Fear the Power of our votes when we meet!!
Left's goin' down...Devolve Power!!
Join Right's quest fer Liberty!!
Left is a sickness...Right shall whup Left's butt!!
Reject tyranny...RightWing's showin' off!!
There's one thing, Lib'rals, that I don't understand...
You keep on telling me...Bush ain't yer kinda man!!
Is Bush just too tuff?!! Ooh, baby...
Don't you like it ruff?!!
Elites bitch'n'bluff...Guv'ment Left LOVES!!
Ooh! Ooh!
Left's Tyranny...vile LeftWing's burden...
Right's Liberty...we'll FReep fer FReedom!!
Never, never, never, never, never forsake yer Liberty!!
Right's tired of bein' Left's Beast of Burden...
Dems, quit yer fussin' and learn to EARN IT!!
Never, never, never, never, never give up bein' FRee!!
Mudboy Slim
109 posted on 8/7/2004, 5:24:10 PM by Mudboy Slim
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-05-29 10:13:36 Reply Private Reply
#6482: Mudboy Slim To: Mudboy Slim (#6480)
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-05-29 10:31:34 Reply Private Reply
#6483: Mudboy Slim To: Mudboy Slim (#6481)
https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/1180854/posts?page=116#116
"BEE-ahhhhtch!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Bitch")
RightWing's inspired...RATZ can't stand it...
Folks, won't you help US FReep?!!
DemRATZ ain't so hot...Left's hyperactive...
Still, Left's Elite's EFFETE!!
Sosh'lism's Bunk!! Fools pray to Guv'ment...
Slaves to Demfreaks ain't Right!!
Right's seekin' Justice...fer Kerry's TREASON...
Fight 'gainst Hanoi John's LIES!!
Yeah, Left's a cryin' shame...
Right liberates from DemTyrants' mobs.
Folks, we shall Devolve Power...
The Right is FReepin' proudly as we whup RATZ butts...we're Right!!
Yeah, we gotta win it, guys...
RATZ try to spin it...Lib'ral SCUM...SlixMYbitch!!
Right's gotta win it, gals...
Left tries to spin it...RAT-scum...
SlixMYbitch...that's Right!!
RightWing's got moxie...slingin' that MUD...
Kerry's the Mark...let's fight!!
Ol' Lurch spreads pure LIES..."brothers" abandoned...
Shot some child in the back...that's Right!!
Folks, RATZ ain't got no shame...
They tyrannize 'cuz they're PowerWHOREz!!
Folks, we shall Devolve Power!!
The Right is FReepin' proudly as we whup RATZ butts...we're Right!!
I said, "Hell yeah, Right's future's bright now!!"
Got to Devolve...
Yeah, come join the Right's Power!!
Hey hey hey...
Hey hey yeah...
Mudboy Slim
116 posted on 8/9/2004, 11:19:32 AM by Mudboy Slim
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-05-29 10:40:15 Reply Private Reply
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Algore SUCKS Donkey Schlongs!!
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-05-29 11:00:34 Reply Private Reply
#6485: Mudboy Slim To: All (#3375)
https://freerepublic.com/focus/fr/582614/posts?page=73#73
"Imagine!! (A Conservative Version)"
(To be sung to John Lennon's "Imagine")
Imagine no bureaucracy, Lib'ralism left to die;
No damned IRS, a reigned in FBI;
Imagine all the Sheeple...with increased take-home pay!
Ah ha ah aahhh!
Imagine no more Waco's, no booted thugs to rue;
No Clinton goons to lie for...religious freedom, too!
Imagine all free people...no Village, just families.
Yoo hoo ooo!
You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.
I hope some day you'll join us, a FReeper's work is never done.
Imagine unbridled Capitalism, regulation on the wane;
No need for greed or hunger, each spending what he's earned.
Imagine all free people, the Left driven underground!
Yoo hoo ooo!
You may say I'm a dreamer, but Right's War it shall be won!!
'Cuz as an Ol' Gen-Xer, this next Century's ours to run!
Mudboy Slim
-------------------------------------------------
If we can keep our eye on the prize, this next six months will bring the Right much closer to achieving the goal of recapturing control of the Country from the anti-American Powermongers on the Left.
Defeat Gore and bring the Clinton Cadre to Justice.
FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 05/09/2000 00:26:24 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-06-05 09:15:53 Reply Private Reply
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Good Riddance, FREEEEAK!!
Real Men do NOT vote for Dem DeeCeeRATZ!!
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-06-05 09:39:49 Reply Private Reply
#6487: Mudboy Slim To: All (#6485)
https://freerepublic.com/focus/fr/582614/posts?page=509#509
"Simple Man"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Simple Man")
I ain't nuthin' but a simple man...Left calls me a redneck, reckon that I am...
But there's things goin' on make me mad down to the core!
I gotta work like a dog...I'm enslaved to DeeCee...
Where crooked politicians sell our Nukes to Chinese,
And I'm madder'n Hell and I ain't gonna take it no more!
Reagan told our kids to, "Just Say No!"
But then Ol' Slick Willie jokes, "Let's have another toke!"
Tells us 'bout his briefs, then laughs while his intern goes down.
Well, if I had my way with this Apostle From Hope,
I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope,
Hang Left by Slick's Lies and MAKE 'EM PAY 'til Ol' Slick steps down!
Well, you know what's wrong with the world today,
People done gone thrown their values away,
They're livin' by the "Law of Slick Willie" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof...
"A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth."
Bill better watch what he's sayin', Law's closin' in on him,
Can't you Sheeple see it?! Slick's a Felon, MAN!!
Now I'm the kinda man who wouldn't harm a mouse,
But if I ketch somebody breakin' in my house,
I got my 12-gauge shotgun waitin' on the other side!
So don't go a pushin' me against my will,
I don't wanna fight ya but I durn sure will,
So if you don't want trouble you better just pass me on by!
Becuz as far as I'm concerned there ain't no excuse,
For Slick's Rapin', Mad Bombin', and Power Abuse,
But I gotta way to put an end to all that madness...
You just put them Lib'rals back on a boat,
Send 'em all First-class and make sure they don't VOTE,
Send 'em all 'round the world and leave 'em wherever it suits 'em best!
Folks, you know what's wrong with the world today,
People done gone put their Bibles away...
They livin' by the "Law of Bill Clinton" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof,
"A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth!"
Bill better watch what he's sayin', we're closin' in on him...
Right's Hell-bent on Justice...Slick's a Traitor, man!!
Bill, watch where you're goin', Slim's just around the bend...
Mudboy's bent on Justice, you're Term's Hist'ry, man!!
FReegards...MUD
509 posted on 12/29/2001, 3:14:22 AM by Mudboy Slim
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-06-05 09:51:22 Reply Private Reply
#6488: Mudboy Slim To: All (#6486)
The Hildabeest LIVES?!
Islamofascism SUCKS...MUD
Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-06-05 10:12:20 Reply Private Reply
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https://libertysflame.com/readarticle?ArtNum=4113#C605"Change It!!"
(To be sung to Stevie Ray Vaughan's "Change It")
You can change it...
We'll re-arrange it!!
Freedom is all that we got....
Dem Marxists shan't take it!!
MUD he loathes Big Guv'ment...
A soldier for what's Right!!
We've worked as these years have amassed...
DemRATZ we shall fight!!
Run away from the Left's shameless LIES...
Country, I want you to be on my side!!
Pissants on Network News are RAT-whores!!
Pure BORES!!
Alinsky taught a vile way of life...
Country, I want you to sing for what's Right!!
MUD and his RightWing band ain't RAT-whores...
We'll score!!
BarryO wants to control yer life...
Country, I want you to Vote for the Right!!
Me and my righteous stands RATZ ignore...
No more!!
(The BigMan kickin' it on his ax...)
Goodbye, BigGuv'ment...
Joe Biden's Way sucks A$$!!
Condemn all Left's Marxist Tyranny...
Right's time's comin' fast!!
Come to me, Barry...
Come play MUD one-on-one!!
That's right, RATZ are LOSERS...
Right shall groove on!!
Let's vote out Left's whores...
Let's defeat RAT-WHORE'dz!!
RightWing, be bold!!
Let's fight fer our home!!
Let's go....
Let's go....
Let's go....
Let's go....
Let's go....
Let's go....
Right's comin' back fer more...
Mudboy Slim (4 February 2010)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-06-05 10:21:07 Reply Private Reply
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Views: 1151394
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-06-05 10:41:07 Reply Private Reply
#6491: Mudboy Slim To: All (#6489)
https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/806047/posts?page=11#11
"Lib'rals!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")
Lib'rals...my FRiends...
When will yer hatred disappear?!
Leftists...my bro's...
Help tell Dem zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With good intents in their souls...
IGNORANT FOOLS...EVIL Goals!!
Please explain why Clinton Lied!!
But Lib'rals...my FRiends...
'Twas fer FReedom that FReepers fight!!
Lib'rals...are ignorant...yeah...
Minion DOLTS...put HATE aside!!
Lib'rals...we'll still love ya...
MLK ain't fer gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were so close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"Osama...bil Clinton...YOU SHALL BE DETHRONED NEXT YEAR!!!"
(Haunting keyboard solo)
So...daughters, gently sleep...
Fer yer futures, Right does FReep!!
Avenge Slick Willie's shameless crimes!!
And soldiers...Our Sons, please just know that "WE ARE RIGHT!!"
'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls...
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Lib'rals...FReepers love ya, baby...
Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!!
We won't let DemocRATZ git their claws in you...
C'mon FReepers, join the Fight!!
Lib'rals...Dimwits...ain't it good to be alive?!
Sosh'lists...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...
Revised today...MUD
15 posted on 11/16/2002 7:01 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-06-13 11:45:22 Reply Private Reply
#6492: Mudboy Slim To: Mudboy Slim (#6490)
35 years for Murder?! Shouldda got the 99 years...
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-06-13 12:03:00 Reply Private Reply
#6493: Mudboy Slim To: All (#6491)
https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/806047/posts?page=1153#1153
"FReepers"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "FReeBird")
Left will steal, beg, or borrow...
To protect Ol' Slick Willie!!
But Bill must be travellin' on now...
'Cuz his Treason threatens our Liberty!!
If we condoned Slick's Corruption...
Country wouldn't be the same!!
Righteous Must Retake This World, NOW!!!
And this World shall be remade...oh-oh-oh-ah-oh-ohhhh...
And the Left shall feel our ra-a-a-age...
Lib'rals, bow yer heads in sha-a-a-a-a-ame...
Lord knows, World must cha-a-a-ange...........
[Guitar weepin']
Realize, Willie, you'll go to prison...yeah, yeah...
You're just a Tyrant, you can't change!!
Oh, please don't act like the Victim...
'Cuz Lord knows you're to blame.
Slick, if we condoned your crimes, boy...
Nation wouldn't be the same!!
So we FRee-eep fer the Truth now...
And this World we shall now change...ohh-oh-oh-oh-ohahhhh...
And Lib'rals we'll now de-Fame...
And the Media will be shamed!!!!!
Lord knows it shall change...
Lord, help us, we must cha-a-a-a-a-ange...
Folks, we must change...
Won't ya join the FRee-pers?!! Yeah-eah-eah!!
[Guitar Jammin' to close]
FReegards...Mudboy Slim
32 Posted on 11/10/2000 11:52:20 PST by Mudboy Slim
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-06-13 12:08:26 Reply Private Reply
#6494: Mudboy Slim To: All (#6492)
It's a start...
Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-06-13 12:27:15 Reply Private Reply
#6495: Mudboy Slim To: All (#6493)
https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/806047/posts?page=936#936
"Sheeple Gotzta Be FRee"
(To be sung to The Rascals' "People Got To Be Free")
All the World over, it's so easy to see...
Sheeple ev'rywhere just wanna be FRee!
Listen here, listen 'bout Ol' Slick's TYRANNY...
DETHRONE THE TYRANT...Sheeple gotzta be FRee!!
Folks must see-ee...what a lovely, lovely World this could be...
If everyone learned to FReep Slick Willie! Unh hunh...
Seems that he...sold us out, sold our Security!!
Ohh, how can you and me really ever trust Ol' Bubba?!
Now...help me now!!
All the World over, good folks yearn to be FRee...
People in this Country don't need squat from DemFreaks!!
We must now demand it...screw the folks in DeeCee...
People really care...you must believe me!!
"If there's a Man, whose down and needs a helpin' hand...
All it takes is YOU to understand and pull him thru. Ahh ah ah...
Seems to me...we gotta solve it individually...
And I'll do unto you what you do fer me!!"
Buh-uh-uh-ut...
I'll be shoutin' from the Mountains or out to Sea...
Don't you worry 'bout it...Sheeple gotzta be FRee!!
Ask me my opinion...'bout impris'nin Willie...
Folks, Slick's a Vile Bastard, don't deserve to be FRee!!
Get RIGHT on board, now...
Oh, what a feelin'...won'tcha come on and FReep!!
Gonna move some mountains...make'em hear in DeeCee!
All patriots say come on and go see...
Sheeple are awakening...Good Folks, MARCH ON DEECEE!!
See that train over there...
That's the Train of FReedom!!
Slick'll soon take a dive...any minute now...
You know it's been a long...long overdue!
Look Out, US FReepers're comin' right on thru...
Mudboy Slim
3 Posted on 09/02/1999 23:58:33 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-06-13 12:34:34 Reply Private Reply
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"Views: 1151428"
The ObamaNation SUCKS!!
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-06-13 12:56:03 Reply Private Reply
#6497: Mudboy Slim To: Mudboy Slim (#6495)
Adios, Kier!!
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-06-22 10:25:13 Reply Private Reply
#6498: Mudboy Slim To: Mudboy Slim (#6495)
https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1014404/posts?page=6#6
"Sick and Tired"
I’m sick of being sick and tired,
Yes something has to give.
It could not be my lifestyle,
You know the way I live.
So if I say, “I’m sick and tired”,
Please take it with a grain.
I’m really only sick and tired,
Of folks without a brain.
The democrats, the lib’ral press,
The folks in Hollywood.
They really want to wreck this land,
These folks aren’t up to good.
Don’t vote for dems, they mean you harm,
Don’t buy the New York Times.
Don’t go to see the movie show,
Please don’t support these slimes.
You see they need your money to,
Continue their crusade.
Let’s cut them off and then we’ll see,
The idiot’s parade.
They’ll whine and squeal that we aren’t fair,
That we have censored speech.
No they can say what they will say,
But they aren’t out of reach.
The reach of Free America,
To say enough’s, enough.
They’ll find that down here on the ground,
Life can sure be tough.
Flurry 11/4/03
6 posted on 11/04/2003 7:37:48 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy
(Living fast is fine as long as you steer well and have good brakes.)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2026-06-22 10:31:10 Reply Private Reply