"Rockin' Cave!!"
(To be sung to the Band's "Rockin' Chair")

Hang around, silly BO!!
Don't you raise RATZ wails anymore?!
That's fer sure...Right's spent our whole lives achievin'!!
Cap'n's pushin' age seventy three...
Cave's not the only place MUDZ singin' "Liberty!!"

Folks, Mudboy's home again...
Down in old Virginny!!
With my very best friends...
We're singin', "RATZ are silly!!"
We're spreadin' TRUTH, RATZ say, "Patriots are WEIRD!!"
Right's gonna sweep away all of Left's fears...
Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave shall be laid bare!!

Vote NOW, Patriots!!
OUR HEARTS're gonna WHUP Dem Marxist TOOLS!!
It's true...and I believe MUD knows what we should do.
Right the stern...Defeat Left's WHORE'dz!!
RATZ TYRANNY shan't bury US no more!!

Folks, Mudboy's home again...
Down in ol' Virginny!!
With my very best friends...
We're singin', "RATZ are silly!!"
Right, don't wait, let Left dispair!!
Dip'n SKOAL, MUD don't have no cares!!
Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave...VOTE MUD fer Mayor!! ;)

Hear our sounds, feel our joy...
MUDZ beatin' Limbaugh to the green!!
That's MUDZ belief...
The TRUTH is, "Barry LIES!!"
Church Hill's MUDZ dream to Right!!
Every day that remains, Fight the Good Fight!!

Folks, Mudboy's home again...
Down in ol' Virginny...
With my very best friends...
We're singin', "RATZ are silly!!"
Gonna be nice just t'see good folks...
Listen, my friends...Ganjah Barry SMOKES!!
Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave knows life ain't fair!!

Right must heed Founders, "Save Liberty!!"
Still, you know where MUD wantsta be...
YO Barry, can't you dig MUDZ sound?!
Down In Old Virginny...
Gotta git our Country's feet back on the ground!!
Power DEVOLVED to many...
And I'd love to see my very best friends...
We'll rock Dem Leftists silly!!
I believe MUDZ Rockin' Cave's taught me...

Mudboy Slim (28 February 2010)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim posted on 2010-02-28 20:56:08 ET

Regards...MUD

"Dubyuh's Got Faith!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Running On Faith")

One...two...three...four...

Lately Right's been running on Faith...
Searchin' fer Justice and Truth.
But our World will be Right...
When Dubyuh sings our tune.

Lately, I've been wond'rin' why I FReep...
Shrinkin' government's that fer which I pray.
Protect the World from Left's slime...
Please Dubyuh, join the fray!!

Right's always been...
Willin' to help thru taxes that we pay.
Seems like by now...
Right'd find a Prez who cares...fer Libertay!!

Then we'd go running on faith...
All of Right's dreams shall come true!!
All the world will be Right...
When Dubyuh loathes Big Guv'ment, too!!

(Sweet guitar pickin' by the BigMan)

Right's always been...
Ones to fight fer that fer which we pray!!
Seems like by now...
We'd find a Prez who cares...fer Libertay!!

Won't believe Pubbies on faith...
All of Right's dreams shall come true!!
Lead the world 'cuz we're Right...
George Dubyuh, you can join US, too!!
Yes, you can...
And Rush shall support you...
Then Sean shall support you...
And MUD shall support you...
All of Right's dreams shall come true...
The Right shall support you...
Truth shall see you thru...

Mudboy Slim

1 posted on 5/21/2004, 1:31:49 PM by Mudboy Slim

Sorry, but F*** this Marxist MORON with the pointy hat!!

Regards...MUD

"A Time for Choosing" - Ronald Reagan

"Address on behalf of Senator Barry Goldwater 'Rendezvous with Destiny'
October 27, 1964

"Those who would trade our freedom for the soup kitchen of the welfare state have told us that they have a utopian solution of peace without victory. They call their policy "accommodation." And they say if we only avoid any direct confrontation with the enemy, he will forget his evil ways and learn to love us. All who oppose them are indicted as warmongers. They say we offer simple answers to complex problems. Well, perhaps there is a simple answer--not an easy answer--but simple. If you and I have the courage to tell our elected officials that we want our national policy based upon what we know in our hearts is morally right. We cannot buy our security, our freedom from the threat of the bomb by committing an immorality so great as saying to a billion now in slavery behind the Iron Curtain, "Give up your dreams of freedom because to save our own skin, we are willing to make a deal with your slave masters." Alexander Hamilton said, "A nation which can prefer disgrace to danger is prepared for a master, and deserves one." Let's set the record straight. There is no argument over the choice between peace and war, but there is only one guaranteed way you can have peace--and you can have it in the next second--surrender.

Admittedly there is a risk in any course we follow other than this, but every lesson in history tells us that the greater risk lies in appeasement, and this is the specter our well-meaning liberal friends refuse to face--that their policy of accommodation is appeasement, and it gives no choice between peace and war, only between fight and surrender. If we continue to accommodate, continue to back and retreat, eventually we have to face the final demand--the ultimatum. And what then? When Nikita Khrushchev has told his people he knows what our answer will be? He has told them that we are retreating under the pressure of the Cold War, and someday when the time comes to deliver the ultimatum, our surrender will be voluntary because by that time we will have weakened from within spiritually, morally, and economically. He believes this because from our side he has heard voices pleading for "peace at any price" or "better Red than dead," or as one commentator put it, he would rather "live on his knees than die on his feet." And therein lies the road to war, because those voices don't speak for the rest of us. You and I know and do not believe that life is so dear and peace so sweet as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery. If nothing in life is worth dying for, when did this begin--just in the face of this enemy? Or should Moses have told the children of Israel to live in slavery under the pharaohs? Should Christ have refused the cross? Should the patriots at Concord Bridge have thrown down their guns and refused to fire the shot heard 'round the world? The martyrs of history were not fools, and our honored dead who gave their lives to stop the advance of the Nazis didn't die in vain. Where, then, is the road to peace? Well, it's a simple answer after all. You and I have the courage to say to our enemies, "There is a price we will not pay." There is a point beyond which they must not advance. This is the meaning in the phrase of Barry Goldwater's "peace through strength." Winston Churchill said that "the destiny of man is not measured by material computation. When great forces are on the move in the world, we learn we are spirits--not animals." And he said, "There is something going on in time and space, and beyond time and space, which, whether we like it or not, spells duty." You and I have a rendezvous with destiny. We will preserve for our children this, the last best hope of man on Earth, or we will sentence them to take the last step into a thousand years of darkness."

Reagan was a giant...MUD

BTW...
Goldwater Begat Reagan Begat Limbaugh Begat Trump!!

450 posted on 06/07/2004 8:18:54 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
(Rest in Peace, Dutch Reagan!!)

Regards...MUD

"Unknown Legend!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Unknown Legend")

I never liked all Dem whiners...
Lib'rals wanna DE-libertize US!!
Right's Law and Order Justice was...
Ignored by Dem RAT WHORE'dz!!
We gotta take Clinton down...
Devolve all Dem fools' Power!!
Willie's TREASON is groovy...
Or so Dems thought!!

John Kerry's a Leftist LIAR...
He LIED 'bout his VietNam buds...
His long brown hair floppin' as he flipped!!
He's been scammin' all his life...
Gig'lo who charms rich brides...
Conspirin' with Dem Effete Elites...
Fer Truth, we FReep!!

I ain't takin' it easy...
We're FReepin' ol' songs.
MUD is an unknown legend in his mind!!
Next, we'll destroy Dem Libs...
November's RATZ tragic diss!!
We'll git the DemocRAT crooks and Slick's spies!!

John Kerry's a Sosh'list LIAR...
He LIED 'bout his VietNam buds...
His long brown hair floppin' as he fibbed!!
Lusts fer Power all his life...
Left's goal's to steal yer life!!
Conspirin' with America's enemies...
Fer Truth, we FReep!!

Mudboy Slim

492 posted on 6/8/2004, 12:44:18 AM by Mudboy Slim

Regards...MUD

"Dutch's Home!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Thunder Road")

Effete WHORE'dz damned...Reagan's hearse waits...
RATZ derision towards Nancy, the Right ignores...
As Sean Hannity raves!!
Liberator's fightin' fer "the lowly"...
Hey, I'm FReer 'cuz what Reagan showed me!!
Dutch's headin' home again...Right claims his grace...we're not alone!!
We gathered outside...Leftists, you know just what we're here for!!
RATZ're scair't 'cuz they're thinkin'...our Nation ain't listenin' to FOOLS anymore!!
Show a little faith, there's passion on the Right!!
RATZ're poltroonish...we'll win the Big Fight!!
Folks, FReedom's all Right to me!!

Left ain't Right...we'll recover...RATZ loss is OUR gain!!
Right's awestruck...Cut Big Guv'ment...shed programs to the States!!
Wasteful Guv'ment is FReedom's Bane!!
Righteous saviors, conspire...help US FReep!!
Normal folks...not "heroes"...we fight fer Good!!
At each election, VOTE Fer FReedom, World!!
Liberty is always Good!!
It's our chance to fight RATZ Lust Fer Power!!
Dutch, what else can we do now?!!
We'll educate Dem Lib'rals...reject Left's spin...show that Right cares!!
'Cuz the Right's future's hopeful...this Nation rejects Left's feeble fears!!
We've got one more chance to seal the deal...
Let's make that City on the Hill!!
Right's on track...Heaven's callin' "Dutch" Reagan back!!
Oh oh...come join our stand!!
Fightin' fer what's Right...come hear our Righteous band!!
Oh oh...Dutch is home...folks, Dutch is Home!! Yeah, 'neath the Dome!!
Standing out here, gettin' scorched by the sun...
Still, we'll stand and wait...we love Reagan like his sons!!
Lord, Dutch is Home!! We're Right...we're Bold!!
Dutch is Home!!

Yes, Reagan was our star...he outsmarted Ol' Gorbachev!!
Got the Country on track...now Gip's ready to take that long walk...
To where folks, they live in Peace!!
The gates're open...say "Howdy" to Saint Pete!!
We know Nancy's lonely...her loving heart is broken!!
But tonight Ronnie's FRee...after Righteous words were spoken...
There are tears in our eyes...fer all the dreams he liberated!!
We'll honor Gip's memory 'til we're olde...
By rededicating our lives to Reagan's aims!!

[We'll] revere his name each time when we FReep!!
Ron's Revolution's grown...fight DemRATZ 'til we're FRee!!
'Cuz all Dem Leftist fools don't know Ron...
RATZ fear the RightWing's soaring dawn...
'Cuz when we fight righteous wars, Left's gone!!
Fight RATZ spin...John Kerry can't win!!
DeeCeeTowne's full of LOSERS...but, fer the Gip, the RightWing Shall Win!!

Mudboy Slim

On Thursday, 10 June 2004, I took a half-day off and went to pay my respects to "The Greatest President in MY Lifetime!!" as he laid in State at the U.S. Capital Building. After getting in line just after 4:30 P.M., it took until right around 8:00 before I entered the great dome, and gazed upon the flag-draped coffin of The Great Liberator!! It's a day I will NEVER forget!! While I waited in line, I FReeped this song dedicated to the Reagan Legacy and the man who brought it about!!

FReegards...MUD

1 posted on 6/12/2004, 12:14:20 AM by Mudboy Slim

Regards...MUD

"Right's All 'Bout TRUTH!!"
(To be sung to the Who's "Gettin' In Tune")

Right's seekin' yer Vote 'cuz Demz Leftist Hell!!
Sosh'list WHORE'd Right's slayin'...
Right shall defend our hard-earned FReedoms!!
DemRATZ are just evil Traitors!!

Folks, Right's 'bout Truth...Righteous Truth!!
Right's 'bout Truth...now, Right's gonna prove...
DemRATZ're TOOLZ!!
Fight DemRATZ FOOLS!!
Fight Bill Klintoon!!

Righteous throng is inspired, as Reagan would say...
"We don't want Big Guv'ment!!"
And when we hear all Left's LIES, DemRATZ love Tyranny...
Left loathes self-empowerment!!

Right's FReepin' fer Truth...Right's 'bout Truth!!
Fight fer Truth...the Right's all 'bout Truth!!
RightWing's 'bout Truth!! (RightWing's 'bout Truth)
RightWing is Good!! (RightWing is Good)
Right's all 'bout Truth!!

Fight 'til Guv'ment's shackles are shed...
We're FReepin' 'til Socialism's dead!!
Mudboy's bangin' on his new piano...
Right's FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow!!
(FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow)
FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATZ vision's narrow!!
(FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATZ vision's narrow)
Yeah, Right's FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors!!
(FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors)

Right's seekin' yer Vote 'cuz the LeftWing's Hell...
And RATZ Power is reelin'!!
We're 'bout Liberty...reject fear from your hearts...
FReedom's sooo appealing!!

Right's FReepin' fer Truth...Right's 'bout Truth!!
Fight fer Truth...the Right's all 'bout Truth!!
RightWing's 'bout Truth!! (RightWing's 'bout Truth)
RightWing is Good!! (RightWing is Good)
Right's all 'bout Truth!!

Nation, we're YOU...Reject RATZ Toolz!!
Nation, need you...Reject Left's Foolz!!
Nation, we're YOU!!

Fight 'til Guv'ment's shackles are shed...
We're FReepin' 'til Socialism's dead!!
Mudboy's bangin' on his new piano...
Right's FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow!!
(FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow)
FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATZ vision's narrow!!
(FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATZ vision's narrow)
Yeah, Right's FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Dems loves Traitors!!
(FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Dems loves Traitors)

Mudboy Slim

710 posted on 7/27/2004, 3:22:58 PM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

Regards...MUD

"Kerry, Babe!!"
(To be sung to Rod Stewart's "Maggie May")

Hanoi Kerry, the RightWing's got something to say to you!!
'Til 9 November, we are gonna whup DemRATZ, you fools!!
You know US FReepers confuse...but Kerry's just being used...
Yo, Kerry, you couldn't have LIED any more!!
Yer word, it sure ain't yer bond...boy, you LIED 'bout yer brother's-in- arms!!
Slick's got RATZ heart...DemRATZ don't like "Ol' Lurch!!"

That Botox, boy, really FReaks yer face...won't you act yer age?!
Yer tax hikes ain't needed none...Commie spies, they control the Left!!
You scammed all Dem Lib'ral folks...Lefty, you shouldn't need to coax!!
John Kerry, RATZ couldn't have LIED any more!!
You scored big by beatin' Howard...but Dean's justa Lib'ral coward!!
RATZ steal yer soul...SlickWillie's stain we can do without!!

All Right's needed is ourselves...we are a Righteous Band!!
But DemLib'rals love Big Guv'ment and...
BubbaSlick's gotta chubber...Left's WHORE'dz laid down!!
All Left does is whine and beg...
Give ample warning, "Folks, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!"
John Kerry, Press couldn't have LIED anymore!!
Yer word, it sure ain't yer bond...boy, you LIED 'bout yer "brothers" in Nam!!
Yer Purple Hearts, you only got them 'cuz you LIED!!

Let's propose we just ignore Left's kooks, we'll just defeat RATZ Fools!!
Shan't feel Dem Lib'rals' pain...awake DemocRATZ from bein' Clinton Tools!!
Truth's got itself a rock and roll band...spreadin' throughout the Land!!
John Kerry, RATZ wish you'd never joined the race...
You chose a first-class fool fer yer Veep...
Edwards as vile as most lawyer creeps!!
C'mon, let's start...gonna whup you like Mondale!!

Kerry, we wish you'd never joined the race...
You'll get sent back home one of these days!!

Mudboy Slim (7/5/04)

442 posted on 7/6/2004, 3:56:27 PM by Mudboy Slim

Regards...MUD

"Shed Powers!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")

Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' Kerry...
Votin' fer some rich bloke you don't know...
Well, Hanoi John LOATHES the FRee...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!!
He's a Massachusetts Marxist to the bone!!

Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals...
Must devolve Power to the States...
States, devolve Power to the Counties...
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!

Now hear me, DemocRATZ...Right did Liberate Iraq!!
Folks're FRee 'cuz George Dubyuh led the way!!
Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes...
In a Righteous Quest fer Independence Day!!

Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!

(guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude)

Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!

Mudboy Slim

1 posted on 7/29/2004, 9:51:44 AM by Mudboy Slim

Regards...MUD

"BEE-ahhhhtch!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Bitch")

RightWing's inspired...RATZ can't stand it...
Folks, won't you help US FReep?!!
DemRATZ ain't so hot...Left's hyperactive...
Still, Left's Elite's EFFETE!!

Sosh'lism's Bunk!! Tools pray to Guv'ment...
Slaves to Demfreaks ain't Right!!
Right's seekin' Justice...fer Kerry's TREASON...
Fight 'gainst Hanoi John's LIES!!

Yeah, Left's a cryin' shame...
Right liberates from Dem Tyrants' mobs.
Folks, we shall Devolve Power!!
The Right is FReepin' proudly as we drain RATZ swamp...we're Right!!

Yeah, we gotta win it, guys...
RATZ try to spin it...Lib'ral SCUM...SlixMYbitch!!
Right's gotta win it, gals...
Left tries to spin it...RATZscum...
SlixMUDZbitch...that's Right!!

RightWing's got moxie...slingin' that MUD...
Kerry's the Mark...let's fight!!
Ol' Lurch spreads pure LIES..."brothers" abandoned...
Shot some child in the back...that's Right!!

Folks, RATZ ain't got no shame...
They tyrannize 'cuz they're PowerWHOREz!!
Folks, we shall Devolve Power!!
The Right is FReepin' proudly as we whup RATS' butts...we're Right!!

I said, "Hell yeah, Right's future's bright now!!"
Got to Devolve...
Yeah, come join FReedomz Power!!
Hey hey hey
Hey hey yeah...

Mudboy Slim

116 posted on 8/9/2004, 11:19:32 AM by Mudboy Slim
(Vast RightWing is Rockin'!!)

Good Riddance, Tucker!! Just another Inside-the-Beltway Marxist WHORE!!

Regards...MUD

"Right's Empowered!!"
(To be sung to U2's "I Will Follow")

Right shall follow...

I am from the RightWing, RINOZ say,
"Mudboy, come vote fer me-ee!!"
But I'm lookin' fer Guv'ment...
That's benign, yet keeps me FRee!!

Mudboy tries hard to make a stand...
'Gainst Lib'rals who CORRUPT this Land!!
Won'tcha stop and think...RATZ always LIE!!
Left LIES!!!

DubYOO, lead the way...lead the way...
Dude, win the day...win the day...Right will follow!!
DubYOO, cut today...cut today...
Yeah, RATZ'll cave...Left'll cave...Right's Empowered!!"

I am from the Far Right...
Wanna shrink Big Guv'ment down!!
Right must triumph 'gainst Dem Lib'rals...
Righteous Cause...Devolve Power!!

Lead the way...lead the way...
Let's cut today...cut today...growth will follow!!
DubYOO, lead the way...lead the way...
Let's cut today...cut today...Devolve Power!!
Right shall follow!!

(Guitar jammin' interlude)

RATZ lies show no wisdom...
Right FReeps Truth, "Life ISN'T Fair!!"
RATZ lie!! Left lies!! RATZ spy!! yea yea...CONSPIRE!!

DubYOO, lead the way...lead the way...
Yeah, cut today...cut today...Right Shall Follow!!

FReepers, kneel and pray...kneel and pray!!
Let's save the day...save the day!! Right's Empowered!!

Right's empowered...Right's empowered!!

Mudboy Slim (05/28/2004)

431 posted on 9/10/2004, 4:22:46 PM by Mudboy Slim
(Girleymen HATE Bush!!)

Trannie Visibility Day...

Regards...MUD

"My FRiends!!"
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "My Friends")

My FRiends, I'm quite impressed...
Yer zeal's unquestioned!!
FReepin' excellence...
Uprise!! 'Cuz TRUTH is on our side!!
Reject Left's swill...you know I will!!

Hanoi John's got it rough...
Left's gettin' desperate!!
Willie's Prison-bound...
MUD wants...to give Slick many years...
Fer TREAS'NOUS Acts!!

I love all of you...
Who're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard, demanding TRUTH!!
RATZ!! Y'all don't know yerselves!!

My FRiends are FReedom-blessed...
Let's FReep the World!!
Ignore RATZ LeftWing Press...
They forge...TRUTH, RATZ wanna suppress!!
Left must confess!!

I love all of you...
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard...demanding TRUTH!!
RATZ!! Y'all don't know yerselves!!

Imagine...Dream...Export Liberty!!
Bein' FRee is "peace"!!
I hurt fer Lib-uhh-rullz...
'Cuz Left is DEAD!!
Each tyrant's bound to fall...
Muslims...yer trust is what we want...
As FRiends, we'll live!!

I love all of you...
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Life's hard...Demand the Truth!!
RATZ!! Y'all don't know yerselves!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW...Three years ago today, I posted the first Black thread, exactly one week after the Twin Towers and the Pentagon were ruthlessly attacked on 9/11/01!! Since that time, we have chronicled America's War on Terrorism, witnessing our winning two wars and liberating tens of millions of Afghans and Iraqis from despotic rule. Still, the War is far from over...the next step is defeating Hanoi John Kerry and the gutless girleymen who now dominate the DemocRATZ Party!!

While 100% supportive of George W. Bush's performance as Commander-in- Chief, I've been far less enthralled by Dubyuh's outta control domestic spending binge, leading me to look into supporting either the Constitution or Libertarian candidate fer POTUS. While it's still a 3- person race fer my vote, I will say that the DemocRATZ horrific mud- slingin' and LIES has begun to tilt the playing field in the direction of supporting Dubyuh...all I want to see now is a little more acknowledgement that his Administration's first-term spending binge was a mistake and he'll get it under control in the second term!! That's certainly not too much to ask, is it?!

FReegards...MUD

1 posted on 9/18/2004, 11:35:05 PM by Mudboy Slim

These effete little pricks are the prototypical DeeCeeRATZ!!

Regards...MUD

"Lib'rals, Yer Dumb!!"
(To be sung to Cat Stevens' "Father and Son")

Libs, it's time to make a change...
Check the facts...Dems are sleazy!!
Yer just dumb...Medyuh's fault...
There's so much you need to know.
FReep the World!! Save yer town!!
If you must, vote fer Kerry...
But you see, Hanoi John...he LIES badly!!

All Left cares about is Power, RATZ corruption does not please US!!
RATZ're wrong...Sheeple Power...Tyranny is Wrong!!
Left's Medyuh slime...LIES a lot...
Why?! Power's the only thing they've got!!
FReedom must prevail more tomorrow...righteous dreams are hot!!

Libs, please let Mudboy explain...
Face the Truth, reject Dems' Lib'ral spin!!
Dem socialists are lame...pray fer Glory!!
'Cuz the moment Limbaugh talked, World was destined to listen...
The Right's the way...don'tcha know?!
We'll help FReedom grow...today!!
We'll grow...fer FReedom's soul--ahh-ohhh!!

(Nice little guitar breakout)

Libs, it's time you make a change...
Justice-bound, we FReep boldly!!
Yer quite dumb...Networks' fault...
Only schmucks believe Medyuh's "truth"!!
FReep the World!! Save yer town!!
Tell yer FRiends, "Don't vote Kerry!!"
Liberty's fer the Bold...and the scrappy!!

Righteous right, fight with pride...
FReepin' fer the Truth is by design!!
Fight's hard...so Dem Lib'rals ignore it...
Come join the Right...help US FReep!! Help US spread our Liberty!!
Fer Justice pray !! And you know...that the Truth shall win the day!!
We know...DemRATZ don't know!!

Mudboy Slim

122 posted on 9/26/2004, 10:16:58 PM by Mudboy Slim

The ObamaNation SUCKS!!

Good for Sen. Fetterman!!

Marxist MORONZ are the Bane of America!!

Regards...MUD

"Let's Be Bold!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Let It Grow")

Country's at a crossroads, fightin' to do what's Right...
Folks, tell me which way I should vote to fight Left's cancer.
Commence the righteous show...
Stand fer love and let RATZ know...

Liberty saves yer soul!!
Freedom's awesome, Good Lord knows!!
Lib'ral scum, they hate US so...
Love this Country...Let's be Bold!!

RATbotz defend Treason...the Left has lost its mind...
R-RINO** whores shall fret and spin, but there's a rout on!!
FRiends, BigGuv'ment's cover's blown...
Ain't it fun to stand yer Post?!

Liberty saves yer soul!!
FReedom's awesome, Allah knows!!
Leftist scum, they hate US so...
Love this Country...Let's be Bold!!

(BigMan on guitar...)

Right is gettin' orn'ry...patriots got much to do...
Whup RATZ a$$ and foolish twits shall learn our meaning!!
Our kids shall learn MUDZ tunes...
RightWing's love forever shown!!

Liberty saves yer soul!!
FReedom's awesome, Jesus knows!!
RATbotz scum, they hate US so...
Love this Country...Let's be Bold!!

Liberty saves yer soul!!
FReedom's awesome, good God knows!!
Media's scum, RATZ hate US so...
Love this Country...Let's be Bold!!

Mudboy Slim (6/13/06)

BTW...**Reagan-RepublicansInNameOnly

Regards...MUD

"Massachusetts Dweeb!!"
(To be sung to Mountain's "Mississippi Queen")

(Mudboy on cowbell...BigMan and CM on guitar)

Massachusetts Dweeb...got Lib'rals on their knees...
Massachusetts FReeak...he taxes everything!!
Kerry committed TREASON...when he LIED 'bout Vietnam!!
John's a Hanoi Hero...he's Islamo-Fascist's dream!!
Lib'ralism's a cancer...fer Liberty we all fight!!
RightWing's a'whuppin' Dem fools...Lib'ral arses we'll kick!!
Vote 'gainst Dem RATZ Party...'cuz world's fate is Right!!

Massachusetts Dweeb...Enemy of the FRee...
Massachusetts FReeak...Kerry lies 'bout everything!!
This Nation needs leaders...who'll take a righteous stand...
Good folks, they tell Dubyuh, "We'll do what we can!!"
John Edwards thinks he's pretty...Dem RATZ whimper and whine!!
Poor Left...conserv'tive dudes are fightin' fer Bush...
Gonna whup RAT Party 'cuz Left's lost its mind!!

(CM and BigMan jammin' guitars)

We gotta vote 'gainst RATboy...MUDZ tunes're groovin' on-line...
Poor Left, Dem festerin' fools...are gettin' butts kicked...
Gonna whup RAT Party 'cuz Left's lost their minds!!
Heeyyyy!! Taxachusetts FReeak!!

Mudboy Slim (09/02/2004)

Regards...MUD

"Lib'rals!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")

Lib'rals...my friends...
When will yer Hatred disappear?!
Leftists...my bros...
Help tell Dem zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With good intents in their souls...
IGNORANT FOOLS...EVIL Goals!!
Please explain why Clinton Lied!!
But Lib'rals...my friends...
'Tis fer FReedom that FReepers fight!!

Lib'rals...are ignorant...yeah...
Minion DOLTS...put HATE aside!!
Lib'rals...we'll still love ya...
MLK ain't fer gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were so close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"Osama...bil Clinton...YOU SHALL BE DETHRONED NEXT YEAR!!!"

(Haunting guitar solo)

So...daughters, gently sleep...
Fer yer futures, Right does FReep!!
Avenge Slick Willie's shameless crimes!!
And soldiers...Our Sons, please just know that "WE ARE RIGHT!!"

(Sax solo...)

'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls...
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Lib'rals...FReepers love ya, baby...
Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!!
We won't let DemocRATZ git their claws in you...
C'mon FReepers, join the Fight!!
Lib'rals...Dimwits...ain't it good to be alive?!
Sosh'lists...my friends...you can't say MUD never tried...

Mudboy Slim (11/16/2002)

F*** Dr. Fauci!!

Lotsa lovin' in Prison, dude...

Regards...MUD

"White House del Clintonia!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Hotel California")

On a dark D.C. sidewalk, nearin' T-Mac's lair,
Smell of cherry blossoms rising up through the air,
I'm part of the resistance, we skewer the Liberal's blight,
Ceegah smoke was heavy and my sight grew dim,
I had to stop for the night!!

There Slick stood in the doorway, I heard Hillary yell!! (Aaiigghh!!)
And I was thinkin' to myself, "This sure ain't Heaven and I'm scair'd it's Hell!"
Then Bill lit up a candle and he showed me the way,
Barbara Streisand's down the corridor, I thought I heard her sing...

"Welcome to the White House del Clintonia!!
Such a lovely place, such a handsome face...
Plenty of room at the White House del Clintonia,
Three Hundred times per year, Marxists sleeping here."

Slick's mind is liberally-twisted, he's got that Socialist bent,
He's got a lot of pretty, stooopid girls...that Bill calls "friends"!
How they danced in the Court Room, sweet Summer sweat,
Some just can't remember, most choose to forget!

So I called on the Vice Prez, "Please show me some spine!"
Algore said, "This Party's had no raison d'etre since 1969!"
And still those victims are callin' for "Hillary!!"
Brain-dead pups with their feeble li'l lives...Sheeple, we must wake...

"Welcome to the White House del Clintonia,
Such a lovely place, such a damned disgrace!
They're livin' it up at the White House del Clintonia!
What a pack a lies, they're all Chi-Com spies!!"

Interns are a'kneeling, Slick moans, "That feels nice!"
Phat Mo said, "I'm just a good Lib'ral, askin' Li'l Willie's advice!"
But in the Judge's chambers, Ray gather'd felonies,
Left stabs him with their steely lies, but Right must INDICT this Beast!

Best I can remember, Reagan wasn't like Dem WHORE'dz...
We have to find a passage back to the way things were before!
"Relax!" said Bill Clinton, "I'm the Master of Deceipt...
With the Media on my side, I'm impossible to defeat!!"

We'll see, Slick Willie, we'll see...

FReegards...MUD (circa 1998)

598 posted on 12/8/2004, 4:51:15 PM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

"Short-Haired Country Boy"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Long-Haired Country Boy")

People say I'm no good, crazy as a loon...
'Cuz I sing songs after midnight, trash Clinton in ev'ry tune!
'Cuz Slick's like my Ol' Horn-Dawg Hound...
He likes to play the field gettin' laid!
You may not think I'm funny, but I damn-sure got it made...'cuz...

Folks, I ain't askin' Big Guv'ment fer nuthin'...
'Cuz I can get it on my own!
So if you don't like the songs I'm singin'...
LIB'RALS, leave this short-haired country boy alone!

Prez'dent's squawkin' on TeeVee, trashin' some Camel named "JOE"...
Smirks while betraying our Nation, Slaughters Innocents in Kosovo!!
Left feels, "Clinton Walks On Water," but I don't think that's true.
Some of us think Slick's DemocRATZ should be doin' a little JailTime soon!!!

'Cuz Emperor Bill ain't clothed in nuthin'...
Wise Men say, "You reap what you have sown!"
If you don't like the Truth I'm bringin'...
You just leave this "Mad libertarian" ALONE!!

(reprise)

Reno tries to delay, but us FReepers got the dirt...
DemocRATZ run fer cover, but Limbaugh's words GOTTA HURT!!
Dem Lib'rals say, "Can't We Just Move On?!!"
But each politician needs your vote.
Slick's holdin' on by the skin of his balls...
But RATZ Party's become a joke!!

No, I ain't tellin' you Lib'rals nuthin'...
That ya'll shouldn't know on your own!
So if you don't like the "MUD" I'm slingin'...
You just leave on'ry Ol' Mudboy ALONE!!

Mudboy Slim (07/09/1999)

577 posted on 12/4/2004, 8:51:26 PM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)

Regards...MUD

"US Country Folks Shall Survive!!"
(Hank Williams, Jr.)

The preacher man says its the end of time
And the Mississippi River shes a goin dry
The interest is up and the stock markets down
And you only get mugged if you go down town

I live back in the woods you see
My woman and the kids and the dogs and me
I got a shotgun a rifle and a four wheel drive
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive
I can plow a field all day long
I can catch catfish from dusk till dawn
We make our own whiskey and our own smoke too
Ain't too many things these ole boys can't do
We grow good ole tomatoes and homemade wine
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive

Chorus
Because you can't starve us out and you can't make us run
Cause when them ole boy raised on shotgun
We say grace and we say ma'am

(riff)

If you ain't into that we don't give a damn

We came from the West Virginia coal mines
And the Rocky Mountains and the Western Skies
And we can skin a buck we can run a trout line
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive

I had a good friend in New York City
He never called me by my name just Hillbilly
My GrandPa taught me to live off the land
And his taught him to be a business man
He used to send me pictures of the Broadway Nights
And I'd send him some homemade wine
But he was killed by a man with a switch blade knife
For forty three dollars my friend lost his life
I'd love to spit some Skoal Longcut in that dudes eye
And shoot em' with my ole 45
Cause a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive

Chorus
Because you can't starve us out and you can't make us run
Cause when them ole boy raised on shotgun
We say grace and we say ma'am

Were from North California and South Alabam
And little towns all around this land
And we can skin a buck and run a trout line
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive
Country boy can survive
Country folks can survive....

Pre...MUD

380 posted on 11/23/2001, 12:27:39 PM by Mudboy Slim

Stooopid IS as Stoopid does...

Regards...MUD

"Black's FReepers!!"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Black Peter")

All of Greg's FRiends came to see him last night...
Sultan's watchin' with the Lord at his side.
Landru, Stormhands and JLA know Devolving Power's sooo Right!!

Ignore Left's spin...Dem Medyuh fools Libtardz!!
Next, Hoo-oo-oo'll stand 'gainst Big Guv'ment RATZ?!
Must make our stand...Dem Lib'ral FReaks all LIE!!
Folks, my FRiends shall live to meet the Band!!

FReepers love Rush and Sean Hannity's vibe...
Right we trust...gonna whoop RATZ Power!!
MUD don't play...Dem Socialists ain't Right!!
Left's sorrow is great...help US FReep RATZ down!!

Yes, Greg knew Obenshain...Warner's Judgement Day!!
Now we must fight fer this Great Country...and Right shall win!!
Poet's looking down on US...future's lookin' up!!
Fi-i-ight fer yer children...my FRiends, we have the Power!!
Fight RAT-Power...Fight Left's Power!!

You FReepers should know...ModSquad FReepers ain't fair!!
Thank God there are men as BOLD as Meek!!
ForGod'sSake, we're all FReepers...ModSquad, please reFRain!!
Folks, let's fight to be FRee!! Liberty!!
Must be FRee!! Come...Liberty...we're FRee!!

Mudboy Slim (3 June 2005)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-12-20 10:19:56 ET

Gerrymandering SUCKS!!
However, DemocRATZ have been doing it for decades...
Right's tired of turning the other cheek!!

Regards...MUD

"Bite ME, Slick...You Bully!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Gimme Back My Bullet")

My life's been strange since I began FReepin' Slick...
'Cuz I sing the Hard Line..."Throw Slick Willie in the Clink!!"
But I'll keep on FReepin' like Good Patriots do...
Bubba, I got my Band together...gonna ROCK all over you!!

Bite ME, Slick...you Bully!!
Prison's Right where you belong...
Ain't foolin' 'round, boy...Yer Evil Reign is Done!!
We'll make Dem Sheeple know yer Chi-Com SCUM!!
Bite ME, Slick...you Bully!!!

Scair't ClintonButtBoys done hacked my 'puter down...
But we'll have Ol' Slick on his knees...gonna force Slick outta town!!
Folks, Slick's leavin' this Game one step ahead of MUD...
And you WILL see Slick in CHAINS...Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!

Re-Impeach Slick Willie!!
Prison's right where Slick belongs!!!
Must cast Bill down...see Equal Justice is DONE!!!
Nation SHALL rise up...DETHRONE CLINTON!!!
Re-Impeach...then Convict Slick Willie!!
You shouldda RESIGNED, Billy...

(Guitar Jammin')

Been on Slick's butt since back in Ninety-Three...
Feds told me to stop...but I am, therefore I FReep!!
Now MUDZ got a Band, we're gettin' better every day...
Tell all Meek Republicans..."Betta got outta our way!!"
Bite ME, Slick...you Bully!!!
Hell is right where you belong!!
You've met yer match, boy, you TREASONOUS SCUM...
Ain't gonna see no more damage done!!
Re-Impeach...then Convict Slick Willie!!!

(Guitar Jammin' to fade)

Mudboy Slim

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 08/18/2000 08:42:40 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(Justice@in't.NEGOTIABLE!!!)

Regards...MUD

"Pennsylvania Ave.!!"
(To be sung to Heart's "Cherry Blossom Road")

Covid-freak has come and gone...
Right sees November comin' on!!
T. MacAuliffe cannot win...
Lord, I want, though, ANWR drillin' soon begin.
Screw the Media and DeeCeeRATZ...
Fight fer Pennsylvania Ave.!!

Folks, Left's Effete...but Right is Good!!
We'll cut Big Guv'ment 'cuz we should!!
Right scoffs at Leftist Media fears...
Liars tell us, "When you need it, BigBrother'll be there!!"
Don't give yer future to Dem RATZ!!
Fight fer Pennsylvania Ave...ooooh, yea!!

Good folks, let's WIN!!
Just reject Dem RAT-WHORE'dz!! Forsake RATZ spin!! Yeah...
Just walk away from Lib'rals. (Rock with me!!)
Just walk away from Marxists. (Rock with me!!)
Walk away. (Rock with me!!)
Walk away. (Rock with me!!)
Walk away. (Rock with me!!)
Walk away. (Rock with MUD!!)
Oooh, yeah...

(music stops)

Now, in my Richmond city home...
We ain't slaves like DemRATZ drones!!
Right knows Reaganism lives today.
And I know that "We Shall Drill, REJECT Left's Stain!!"
Let's change it, 'cuz Right rejects RATZ...
Fight fer Pennsylvania Ave.!! Oh Ya!

GO VOTE!! We'll win!! Folks, forsake Dem RAT-WHORE'dz!!
Reject Left's spin, just walk away from Lib'rals (rock with me).
Walk away, RINOZ, (rock with me),
Walk away, (rock with MUD)....

Mudboy Slim (11 May 2008)

Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-07-09 11:28:32 ET

Regards...MUD

"TraitorJOE!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Farmer John")

TraitorJOE, I'm opposed to yer Power!! Ohahhohh...
Ashamed of you...an yer goddamned LIES!! Ohahhohh...
I loathe the way you flop, I loathe Left's sissy-talk!!
I loathe the way RATZ wriggle...Left snickers and it mocks!!

TraitorJOE...ohahhohh...I think you are a Coward!!
Yeah, yer scum... damn yer Marxist RAT LIES!! Ooahhohh...

(Little guitar jammin')

Ohhahhhhohhhhh!!
TraitorJOE, what makes yer brain sooo STOOOPID?!
Ohahhohh...
Yer excuses...were just feckless LIES!!
We loathe the way Left mocks...and all RATZ victim-talk!!
We want the righteous Truth...RAT-fools, EWE are losing...LOSING!!

TraitorJOE, we're oppose
d to yer Power!!
Ohahhohh...ohahhohh.. We object...to yer DeeCee CRIMES!!

(More guitar jammin')

TraitorJOE...Prez'dents should guard our Borders!!
Ohahhohh...ohahhohh...ohahhohh...
(EWE) Don't deserve...to stay in our White House!!

Mudboy Slim

1 posted on 4/26/2004, 10:38:20 PM by Mudboy Slim

Updated today...MUD

Mudboy Slim posted on 2022-01-26 17:23:26 ET

Regards...MUD

"First, What We'll Do Is Sing About It"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "All I Can Do Is Write About It")

(spoken "2-3-4")

All Dem lies we've been fed...
Left says we shouldn't care.
Lib'rals[/RINOs] just say, "Right should just MOVE ON!!"
Folks laugh, they think we're playin'...
FReepin' Clinton fer his Crimes...
But We Want Justice...INDICT DemRATZ NOW!!!

Shall we ever see Dem Senators Protest In-Justice?!!
Or the Med'yuh report on Slick's Tyranny?!!
It's the Patriotic Duty of Good Citizens of this Country...
C'mon Sheeple, let's kick ass on Dem Elites!!

Please, Lord, grant me the strength to change things...
Show Dem POLTROONS We're Right and Left IS Wrong!!
'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a'slowly creepin'...
Lord, aid me and mine against Left's SCUM!!

(Dr. MonDremo ticklin' the ivories...Mordecai Vesuvius on acoustic guitar)

Like to see Left's RAPIST get what's coming?
Would YOU like to see Left's TRAITOR crushin' rocks?!!
Good folks needta stop and think about...well, Slick's Chi-Com TREASON...
Folks, you oughtta listen to my songs.

Good Lord, grant me the strength to change it...
Show DemRAT fools I'm Right and They Are Wrong!!
'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a slowly creepin'...
Lord, help me inspire OUR Righteous Throng!!!

(key change to A for piano solo by Dr. MonDremo)
A E D (played 4x)
(back to G)

Chi-Com Spyin', Abuse of Power...it ain't pretty!!
But the things Press write about US prove they're Slick's WHORE'd!!
You can take Mudboy out of old Dixieland...
But RATZ'll never take his FReedoms from Mudboy!!

Please Lord, grant US the Power to change it...
Show all the World We're Right and Left is WRONG!!
'Cuz I can see Left's EVIL a slowly creepin'...
Lord, help me and mine refute Left's Scum!!

FReepers, I foresee Slick's Judgement...Right Shall Dethrone Him!!
Folks, help me and mine Defeat Left's Scum!!

FReegards...MUD (1/10/02)

364 posted on 1/10/2002, 10:59:40 AM by Mudboy Slim

Regards...MUD

"RightWing's Passionate!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Are You Passionate?")

RightWing's passionate!!
Mudboy's livin' like he talks...
Righteous dreamin' now!!
Syntaurz goin' to the top!!
RATZ are negative...
Love fer Guv'ment never stops!!
Learn it, you FOOLS!!
Yearn Liberty!!
Lib'rals are TOOLS!!

Ain't YOU loving it?!
RATZ shall never git enuff of Slim!!
Truth is everything...
Folks, Mudboy never stops!!
Come learn the Truth!!
Freedom AIN'T free!!
Help teach our YOUTH!!

Fight on, righteous soldiers...
Folks enlightened 'cuz we're Right!!
And ol' Mudboy kept singin', "Liberty!!"
Guv'ment GROWS until it KILLS US!!
Patriots, let yer MESSAGE fly!!
Right rejects Lib'ral SCUM...
RATZ are not free!!

(The BigMan playin' his guitar awful purty...)

Welfare makes folks prisoners...
Mudboy's working from his truck...
Cleaned up fer public display.
MUD looks at those around me...
And shares that, "We're all free..."
MUD lets you see his soul ev'ry day!!

Are you SCAIR'T of MUD?
Do you wish that Slim would stop?
Does Truth bother you?!
Do you LIKE when you are mocked?!
Folks, MUDZ ripe with Truth!!
Gotta fight Dem FOOLS!!
MUDZ working fer FREE!!
I'm sportin' the Truth!!
Let's WHUP Tyranny!!

Take US home, BigMan...

Mudboy Slim (1 March 2010)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim posted on 2010-03-02 16:52:34 ET

Generational In-Breeding will do a number on your IQ!!

Is that dude STILL pretending to be a chick?!

Regards...MUD

"WAR!!"
(To be sung to Springsteen's live version of Strong/Whitfield's "War")

War!! What is it good for?!
Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!!
War!! What is it good for?!
Sometimes...War defends our Freedoms!!
War is something the Right despises...
'Cuz it means the loss of soldiers' lives!!
War means fear's in thousands of mothers' eyes...
Yet proud of their loved one's willingness to fight!!

War!! What is it good for?!
Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!! Say it again...
War?! What is it good for?!
Freedom...Freedom sure AIN'T nuthin'!!

War!! It's sometimes just a PeaceMaker!!
War!! Send yer enemies to the undertaker!!
Left is the Enemy...of all Mankind...
The thought of war chills my spine...
Patriots fought each generation fer liberation...
Emancipation...reconstruction...Right Wins the Fight!!

War!! What is it good for?!
Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!!
War!! What is it good for?!
Briefers...Freedom sure AIN'T nuthin'!!

War's what happens when Right sheds Tyranny!!
Hitler disabled...Mussollini!!
Life is too precious to let Tyrants win the day!!
War, it takes life...a cost of FReedom we must pay!!

War!! It's sometimes just a PeaceMaker!!
War!! Send vile enemies to meet their Maker!!
Peace Love and Understanding...
Are moot when airplaines topple the World Trade!!
Right knows we must fight to keep our Freedom!!
Lord knows we gotta make Dem Marxists PAY!!
Join our Culture War!!

War!! What is it good for?!
Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!!
War!! What is it good for?!
FReepers...Freedom sure AIN'T nuthin'!!

Mudboy Slim (1 June 2004)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim posted on 2010-03-06 19:45:50 ET

Regards...MUD