Strange, indeed...

ALL Dem DeeCeeRATZ are CORRUPT AS HELL!!

Regards...MUD

"Right Still Hasn't Found What We're Lookin' For!!"
(To be sung to U2's "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For")

I have rhymed...fightin' sosh'lists...
Right has come to believe...
Lowly must see the Truth...
Lowly shall see the Truth!!

R-RINO** scum, you are WRONG!!
RightWing's fate inside a song...
R-RINOZ are Wrong!!
Syntaurz shall sing the Truth!!

Folks, Right still hasn't found what we're looking for...
We gots friends in the House...let's commence the war!!

Right-Wing's pissed...give a rip!!
Liberty is "in"...honor the Gip!!
Freedom's on fire...
OUR Omni-Desire!!

LeftWing's broke...Commie scum is dang'rous...
Big Guv'ment's the Hand of the Devil!!
We shall swarm from the Right...
We shall rock, then we'll roll!!

Folks, Right still hasn't found what we're looking for...
We gots friends in the House...let's commence the war!!

I believe that our Freedom's won...
Do unto others 'cuz Freedom has come!!
Freedom is won!!
Hell yes!! Right's oncoming!!

We'll break RATZ bonds 'cuz His Truth shall reign!!
RATZ fear the Cross...
Leftwing shames...
RATbotz're lame!!
You better believe it!!

Folks, Right still hasn't found what we're looking for...
We gots friends in the House...let's commence the war!!
We'll Devolve Guv'ment Power...won't forsake the Poor.
We gots friends in the House...let's commence the war!!

Mudboy Slim (2006-06-07)

BTW...**Reagan-RepublicansInNameOnly

Mudboy Slim posted on 2022-09-15 12:25:25 ET

Teflon Don!! May he live on forever...

Own it, Tampon Tim Walz..."YOU ARE MENTALLY-RETARDED!!"

Regards...MUD

"RATZ're Dolts!!"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Catapult")

Ooooohhh...FReep Dem Lib'ral boys!!
Ooooohhh...FReep Dem Lib'ral girls!!

The Left's in shock...America's turned Dems OFF!!
Cowards with no souls...ugly cows!! Question...
"Do Dems diss anything?! Does Left regret a thing?!
Why's Slick still their King?! Don't the Truth mean a thing?!"
RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!

Ooooohhh...Whup Dem Lib'ral boys!!
Ooooohhh...Teach Dem Lib'ral girls!!

Let's FRee Iraq, let's fry that damned Saddam!!
Cowards Fear Right's Roll...shut their mouths!!
Osama bil Clinton, yer mother regrets her kids!!
Fear the Power of the Right!! A question:
"Did Slick KILL wantonly?! Why did Bill bite her lip?
Voters, 'tis YOU I blame!! This year, please vote fer change!!!"
RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!

Folks...FReedom hearkens...
Trump...shall seek Justice!!
RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!

Ooooohhh...FReep Dem Effete Boys!!
Ooooohhh...FReep Dem Braindead Girls!!
The Left's in Shock...Networks have been turned OFF...
Cowerin' in White Towers, losin' Power!!
Right Shall Makes Its Stand!! Forefathers, they went thru this...
Fear the Power of Our Roll...No question:
"House, it shall RE-IMPEACH!! Senate shall then CONVICT!!
Next, We'll INDICT Left's Creeps!! Jury Shall then CONVICT!!"
RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) Prison 'HO!!
RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) Slick's a 'HO!!

Mudboy Slim (19 August 2002)

You just gotta accept it, Tampon Tim...
"YOU ARE MENTALLY-RETARDED!!"

DeeCeeRATZ support anybody who can F**K UP Trump's Great America!!

Regards...MUD

"When the LeftWing Breaks!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "When the Levee Breaks")

If it keeps on rainin', LeftWing's gonna break...
If RATZ keep on whinin', LeftWing's gonna break!!
An' when the LeftWing breaks, RATZ have no place to stay!!

Effete Ol' Lib'rals taught US to weep an' moan...yeh...
Elite Ol' Lefties taught US to hate OUR own!!
Trump's got what it takes to make a long-time RAT change his vote!!
-ah~oh well, ah~oh well, ah~oh well-ah ooh-ooh.

RATZ, don't it make ya feel bad when yer tryin'a find a Hero?!!
All Dem RATZ have sunken so low!!!!
If yer comin' down South, we got no use fer you...
Best keep gettin' it on to Ol' Castro.
Ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah hey hey.

Cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do ya no good, no...
Bill...cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do you no good!!
'Cuz when Slick's stonewall breaks, Bubba'll git Dem BareArsedBlues!!
ah~ooh-hooh.

All last night, I FReeped at Dem Lefties...Left's Stoned-ahh,
Yep, that's Right, I sat on the levee an' crooned!!
A-thinkin' 'bout McAuliffe and Slick Willie's cellmates ahh-hah.
Ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, ouch!!
Ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ooooohhh!!
Hey! Oh!

We're rollin'...
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
Sorry, but I can't take you~ahhh.
Gainin' Power, we're gainin' Power now.
Gainin' Power, we're gainin' Power now.
Right's gainin' Power, Right's gainin' Power now...

Ahhh~oooh~ohh.
Gainin' Power, we're gainin' Power now.
Slick's goin' down, Slick's goin' down now.
Left's goin' down, Swamp's goin' down now.
Right's gonna roll, we're gonna roll now.
Left's goin' down, RATZ're goin' down-down-down-down-down
~oooh~ooh~ooh~ooh ooh~ooh~ooh.

Mudboy Slim

7 posted on 10/17/2002 0:25 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

Regards...MUD

"Beat Dem RATZ!!"
(To be sung to Aerosmith's "Eat the Rich")

Wake up, folks, Dem RATZ are uncouth!!
Big Guv'ment's "Hope and Change" is borne of HATE!!
FOOLS trust RAT-scammers, but Right knows the Truth...
BureaucRATZ live to masterbate!!
Tyrants'll be swinging from the pearly gates!!
RightWing's got ALL the answers...Patriots, be bold!!
Freedom's the key, Nation...Defeat RATZ Marxist WHORE'D!!

Folks, MUD spoke of this warning...
When Slick Willie FRIED those kids.
RAT-Media LOATHES FreeThinkers...
Constitution's all but DEAD!!
We're just ordinary people...
That's why we make RATZ sick!!
Folks, if Media knaves could speak the truth...
TraitorJOEZ a Marxist prick!!

RATZ, I'm a sick of yer complainin'...
'Cuz YOU don't pay YER bills!!
Dems, I'm sick of all yer bitchin'...
'Bout FREE HealthCare and FREE pills!!
Socialists ain't got no HONOR...
RATZ HATE those who are Right!!
Still, MUD thinks RATZ are just Marxist TOOLS...
Help fight the righteous fight!!
Beat DemRATZ!! Left spends and taxes...Guv'ment whores!!
Beat DemRATZ!! Right must fight now...it's Culture War!!
Beat DemRATZ!! We gotta WHUP Dem Marxist PESTS!!
Beat DemRATZ!! Right shall fight Power...Freedom's our quest...un hunh!!

(Mini-FreakJam)

Folks, I called my Congresscritter...
And I said, "Big Guv'ment's DUMB!!"
Said, "Obama's just a LIAR...
He's promoting Commie SCUM!!
Dudes, OUR Country's in real trouble...
OUR grandchildren shall git SCREWED!!
Nation's DEBT Obama's doubled...
RATZ're LYING Marxist TOOLS!!
Barry's smokin' marijuana...
Left's led by IDIOTS!!
Lib'rals prancin' in their yacht clubs...
Grows rich on government!!
Folks, there are big things a'happenin'...
Constitution's on OUR side!!
RATZ platitudes fool braindead twits...
Dem Lib'rals bitch and whine!!"
Beat DemRATZ!! Left spends and taxes...Guv'ment whores!!
Beat DemRATZ!! Right must fight now...it's Culture War!!
Beat DemRATZ!! We gotta WHUP Dem Marxist PESTS!!
Beat DemRATZ!! Right shall fight Power...Freedom's our quest!!

(BigMan gittin' off on his guitar...)

Our freedoms are endangered...
Dem Lib'rals ALWAYS LIE!!
RATZ, we reject yer Marxist ways...
Sweet liberty is nigh!!
Folks, defeat Dem sons-of-bitches...
Left's vile tyranny won't last!!
So take yer Big Guv'ment, Barry...
And shove it up yer A$$!!
Beat DemRATZ!! Left spends and taxes...Guv'ment WHORE'd!!
Beat DemRATZ!! Right must fight now...it's Culture War!!
Beat DemRATZ!! We gotta WHUP Dem Marxist PESTS!!
Beat DemRATZ!! Right shall fight Power...Freedom's our quest...un hunh!!
Beat DemRATZ!! Patriots fightin' 'gainst Big Guv'ment WHORES!!
Beat DemRATZ!! Watch Glenn Beck now...FoxNews fer sure!!
Beat DemRATZ!! Can't stop me now, MUDZ goin' crazy!!
Beat DemRATZ!! That's my idea of a good time, Barry!!

Mudboy Slim (22 April 2010)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim posted on 2016-11-29 16:32:47 ET

Deport ALL Dem Somali Pirates!!

Good Riddance!!

Regards...MUD

"New Bridge to FReedom!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven")

(TheBigMan on twelve-string...MUD on tin whistle...)

We're a Party who's sure...
All RATZ Minions Are Dolts...
Left's defilin' Right's New Bridge to FReedom.
When folks first hear, they know...
Media WHORE'd is RATZ HO!!
HollyWeird Slick will git what he raped for.
Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
Dem RATZ're lyin' 'bout Slick Willie's Treason.
There are signs Left Shall Fall!!
'Cuz Truth haunts RATZ fer sure...
And you know Sosh'lists' words lead to Treason.
In his cave, reading books,
There's a Patriot who sings...
"Leftists, all of yer dreams are sedition!!

Oooh...it makes me wonder.
Ooooh...don't it make YOU wonder?!

There's a feelin' I get...
When I look at the Dems,
And my spirit starts crying "They're dimwits!!"
Yes, MUDZ thoughts Right Shall Sing...
Rings of smoke from MUDZ cave...
Heed the voices of those who heed Limbaugh!!

Oooh...Rush makes me wonder.
Oooh...watch Rush make Dems shudder?!

Next, MUD whispered that soon...
"If Right all sings in tune...
Then, The Donald shall lead US with Reason!!"
And a new day will dawn...
For those who stand strong...
And our children will burst out in laughter!!
(Does Anybody Remember Laughter?!!)

Oh~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh
Whoah~hooh~oh~ohh.

If there's a question in your head, folks,
Don't be alarmed now...
It's a reaction to RATZ RAPE-King!!
Yes, there are two paths you can go by,
And, my Lib'ral FRiends,
Folks, there's still time to change the road you're on!!

Folks, it makes me wonder.
Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh.

The Left is drownin' and RATZ don't know...
To where Deep State's goin'.
Kash Patel's callin' you to join him!!
Sweet ladies, can you hear Left's Lies Flow?!
And did you know...
OUR FReedom lies with the Righteous RightWing!!
~Hahh~ah-ohh

And as we Fight Dem Lib'ral HO's...
Dutch Reagan's larger than Left knows.
'Cuz we're a Nation Strong and Bold!!
Who knows what's Right...WE want to show...
How America's future is gold...
And if you listen very hard,
MUDZ Truth will come to you at last.
When all are one and Guv'ment's small-yeah...
'Cuz Right Shall Rock and Then We'll Ro__ll!!

And Trump's Building a New Bridge to FReedom!!

FReegards...MUD

1 posted on 11/15/2002, 4:06:27 PM by Mudboy Slim

Updated today...MUD

Unfortunately, over 60% of Somalis are the result of incest...
Explains a lot...

Deport ALL Dem Somalis!!

Regards...MUD

"All Behold Slick's Justice Hour!!"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's version of Bob Dylan's "All Along the Watchtower")

"There must be some kinda End fer the Fear!!"
Said the Sultan to AuntB...
There's too much corruption.
I must act...I must FReep!!
Businessman, there...show some spine!!
Dubyuh, smoke my herb.
MUD shall never compromise...
SlickWillie, heed my words!!

"Fer Treason you'll be Indicted!!
Yer grief we shall evoke!!
There are RATZ here amongst US...
Who fear Justice is but a joke!!
But Mudboy Slim...he's been through that...
Yes, Slick's thugs raided the MudCave!!
So let RATZ stop talking falsely now...
Left's Power's all 'bout HATE!!

All Behold Slick's LustFerPower!!
Justice...we'll renew!!
While all Slick's Phat Whorez came and went...
Intern heffers...EWWW!!
SlickBoy...yer MUDZ sole bitch, sir!!
The Syntaurz do growl...
Butt-riders shall encroach Slick...
And Ol' Slim shall laugh and HOWL!!!!

All Behold RATZ LustFerPower!!
All Behold Left's Dyin'Power!!
All Behold Slick's JusticeHour!!!

Slick's MUDZ BEEEE-ahhtch, but I'm punkin' T-Mac just fer grins...MUD

493 posted on 12/12/2002, 11:30:47 PM by Mudboy Slim

Twenty-Three Years to the day...MUD

Jazzy definitely ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer...

Deport ALL Male Pakistanis...NOW!!

Regards...MUD

"LIES Are The Swamp's Shame!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Life in the Fast Lane")

MUD is a hard-headed man...still, he's ruggedly handsome...
Dem RATZ are terminally petty!!
Left holds US up...socialism's a cancer...
We must fight 'gainst Left's brain-washed idiots!!
MUD has a nasty reputation as a cool dude...
Rush said he was ruthless, Sean said he was crude...
RATZ have one thing in common, they live Lives of Dread!!
RATZ cry, "Master Biden, the RightWing's back from dead!!"
LIES are the Swamp's Shame!!
Networks, have y'all lost yer minds?! Mmm-mmm...
Are y'all with me so far?

Patriots love action, we're hot fer the game...
Joe Biden's lost traction...RAT Media's insane!!
RATZ fool all the dumb sheeple...but Left's Marxism Kills!!
They're an outrageous Party...screw Dem Media shills!!
Media ignores real Terror...LIES about Race...
Press pretending not to notice...Networks are a damned disgrace!!
Sean's on each evening..."Joe Biden ain't Right!!"
RATZ're too tired and lazy...
Aren't you INSPIRED to fight about it?!!

LIES are the RATZ Shame...
Networks make you lose your mind!!
LIES are The Swamp's shame...
Where's Left's Shame fer this SLIME?!
LIES are the RATZ shame, uh huh!!

(The BigMan, DiscoDave & Stump rockin' it on guitar...)

Hatin' and burnin', Marxists struck first...
Hunter's snortin' cocaine...he smoked crack, bubbles burst!!
MUD said, "Listen, Biden. You can hear ol' Mudboy sing...
We shall take you down, you LIAR...
Watch RATZ polling numbers sink!!"
Joe said, "Truth can't touch me...BigTech's owned by RATZ!!"
Rush Limbaugh died resistin', 'cuz the Network News is TRASH!!
LeftWing's rushin' now towards tyranny...
Messed around...Iran's lost!!
Left didn't know...they are just lyin' 'bout the costs!!
Dem's racist LIES are the RATZ Shame!!
LIES are The Swamp's Shame!!

Mudboy Slim (26 September 2009)

Updated today...MUD

Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-07-29 11:24:02 ET

Somali Pirates, GO HOME!!

Typical HypocRAT!!

Regards...MUD

"This Blessed Ground!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "My Hometown")

I was six years old, American flag in my hand...
Dockside, watched that ship return my Pa from Viet Nam.
Ma cried, then laughed, 'cuz he'd made it through it...
We cheered as Dad's feet touched ground...
He tousled my hair, said, "Son, take a good look around...
This here's Blessed Ground, and it's your home now,
Do your Country proud, this is your hometown!"

Back in Ninety-Five, Prez'dent's tellin' lies and breakin' rules!
Political fights between The Wrong and The Right...
Networks treat us like we're fools.
As Justice obstructs, Clinton passes the buck,
While sellin' secrets to Commie scum!!
Algore grasps their illegal cash,
Sordid times had come...to our Country...
Don't you see? Liberty, it ain't free!!

Now White House's stonewallin' Congress, showin' no remorse...
Seems like there ain't nobody values Character no more.
Still, we're closin' in to prove Slick's guilt, while Elitists fret...
FReepers say, "These Bums're already TOAST, they just don't know it YET!!"
It's our turn now, let's show 'em how...
To Devolve Power...to your hometown.

So, Right, don't delay, seize the day, condemn Bill's Tyranny!
Forcin' out these crooks, it's our destiny!
I'm Thirty-Nine, got two kids of my own now...
Last night, set 'em up o'erlookin' the Sea..
I said, "Kids, take a good look around...this here's Blessed Ground!"

Mudboy Slim

BTW...Please pardon the vanity; however, with two young children, my wife and I don't get to the movies much anymore and I'm just getting around to watching "Saving Private Ryan." I must say, while I can't stand Spielberg's politics, he does tell one Hell of a story. As coincidence would have it, we rented this movie on Memorial Day weekend, and I was floored by the sacrifice our forefathers made in the fight against Tyranny and Injustice. My hat is off to all those Freepers out there who have fought in defense of our Country and our Liberty, as well as those who have lost loved ones in the line of duty. To quote Abraham Lincoln, "I pray that our Heavenly Father may assuage the anguish of your bereavement, and leave you only the cherished memory of the loved and lost, and the solemn pride that must be yours to have laid so costly a sacrifice on the Altar of Freedom."

And to those of you who are losing heart in our ongoing battle against Tyranny and Injustice in our own Country, please remember the sacrifices our predecessors made...and realize that Bill Clinton is no match for the progeny of our honored forebears.

MUD

Posted by: Mudboy Slim (fight4justice)
1 05/28/1999 22:36:48 PDT

Something STINKS in Commie Minnesota...

Regards...MUD

"Syntaurz Who Sing!!"
(To be sung to Dire Straits' "Sultans of Swing")

You gotta shimmy to the bar...
Soldiers winnin' in Iraq...fear our might!!
South of the river, we rock and we roll ev'ryday...
Our band is proud of Dixie...we're the FarRight!!
Ain't 'fraid to fight 'cuz we know DemRATZ're lame!!

Just lend yer mind, play a role...seek Truth fer this Nation!!
Condemn Joe Biden's stain...we'll see Dem RATZ go down...
The Grand Devolution...noble emancipation!!
RATZ eeevil Lib'ral WHORE'd shall forfeit Power!!
Way on downsouth...come on downsouth...RichmondTowne!!

Check out DiscoDave...Maestro's all the rage...
Folks, he loves his women...dude doesn't want to fake the style we bring!!
And a beatup Ford is all he can afford...
But he stands up under them lights and his guitar sings!!

The BigMan doesn't mind if he doesn't make the scene...
He's gotta StateParks' job...he's doing alright.
He can play jazz & rock fer that evil green...
Jackin' it up each Friday night...
With the Syntaurz...with the Syntaurz who sing!!

And a crowd of MUDZ boys...they're freakin' some sounds on recorder...
Stump and Fresh, with Billy and Fingers, smokin' Skeeter's joe!!
We're takin' a stand...we'll rout all Dem gutless Lib'ral bands!!
Our fate shall be of Reagan's soul!!
And the Syntaurz played DeeCee.....

(Mini-FReakJam)

And then Mudboy Slim steps right up to the microphone...
And sings at last..."Justice shall always reign!!
Thank you, FarRight...scofflaws, time to go home!!
Reject Marx' path...Let Freedom Ring!!"
We are the Syntaurz!! We are the Syntaurz who sing!!

Mudboy Slim (30 June 2006)

Regards...MUD

"Freedom's Thine!!"
(To be sung to the Beatles' "I Me Mine")

Reagan, he said, "Freedom's mine...
Freedom's thine...Freedom's Right!!"
Liberty's Right!! Freedom's mine...
Freedom's thine...Freedom's Right!!
Now folks're frightened of losing it...
DeepState's abusing it!!
Big Guv'ment's Wrong most the time!!
Sosh'lists we ain't...Freedom's Right!!

I said, freedom's mine...you know, RATZ are blind!!
No, Right ain't benign!! We know Freedom's Right!!

Biden must hear...Freedom's mine...
Freedom's thine...Freedom's Right!!
Reject RATZ fears...Freedom's mine...
Freedom's thine...Freedom's Right!!
RATZ are frightened of saying it...
Left keeps delaying it...
Marxists are weanies who whine!!
Proudly declare, "Freedom's MINE!!"

I said, freedom's mine...we know, RATZ are blind!!
Folks, Right ain't benign!! We know Freedom's Right!!

RATZ live in fear...that ain't Right...
Urban blight...fear the night!!
Richmond's lost years...bussing fight...
Parents' flight...Left ain't Right!!
LeftWing's frightened of saying it...
Joe Biden's slaying it...
Fight fer yer lives, Freedom's Right!!

Mudboy Slim (6 October 2009...updated 2021-07-21)

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

"Kosovo Slaughter"
(To be sung to Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water")

Yugoslavs thought they were sovereign...
Forgot 'bout that New World Order...
'Cuz NATO wanted a li'l more Power...
And Clinton's motives were VILE!!
Yeah, Slick Willie had a problem...
His Impeachment was bringin' him down...
Said, "Networks need 'em a story...
I'll bomb them Serbs under ground!!!"

Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!!
Innocents slaughtered!!

Slick burned down that Waco House...
Kids FRIED!! What an Evil Sound...
In Viet Nam, Slick LIED and wussied out...
Now, Bill LOVES puttin' kids underground!!
When it all was over...
Them Sheeple they knew their place!!
But Slick's time is runnin' out...
SEEK JUSTICE...Slick must be DISGRACED!!!

Vile Waco Slaughter...small children, they did fry!!
Innocence slaughtered...

(Excellent guitar jammin')

We FReeped Slick up on Capitol Hill...
Slick's heart's empty, cold, and hard!!
Yes, we'll keep FReepin'...we must not stop!!
Left's just not Right!! The Righteous the Left doth fear!!
It's a worthwhile fight...gotta use our heads (UNNNHHH!!)
Truth's gonna save the day...
No matter what...Bill will feel Justice!!
We know...Slick knows...FReepers never forget!!

Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!!!
Dethrone the TYRANT!!

FReegards...MUD

97 posted on 2/24/2003, 4:35:39 AM by Mudboy Slim

Wanna bet?! MinneSomalia is F*C**D!!

Regards...MUD

"FReepers, Git Ready!!"
(To be sung to The Impression's "People Git Ready")

People get ready, JusticeTrain's a'comin'...
We don't need RATZ baggage, y'all must git on board!!
All you need is strength to see Dem DeeCee SwampRATZ!!
Won't fight the Drug War, you just Thank yer Lord!!

(Guitar break #1)

Good People get ready fer the Jihad 'Gainst Clinton!!
Right's sendin' out messengers from coast to coast!
TRUTH is the key!! Reject RATZ WHORE'D...Ignore 'em!!
There's hope for all among our MAGA Host!!

Guitar break #2 (w/key change to D):

TRUTH's Been Exhumed...Slick's a hopeless sinner...
Who would hurt all mankind just to save his own!!
Seek Justice fer those whose TREASON kills children...
For there's no hotter place than where Bill Clinton's goin'!!

[repeat verse 1 in D]:

So FReepers, git ready!! JusticeTrain's a'comin'...
Folks don't need BigGuv'ment, must REJECT RATZ WHORE'd!!
All you need is Truth to see DemocRATZ Love Tyrants!!
Lib'rals can STICK IT with their Marxist Goals!!

Mudboy Slim

743 posted on 3/1/2003, 3:50:55 AM by Mudboy Slim
(The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends...
"NoDoubt, Soddom's a DEADMAN Walkin'!!")

Minimally updated today...MUD

Please don't tell me that yoga picture wasn't AI-generated...

"Gorgeous"?!

Regards...MUD

"Ben Dover, Obama!!"
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Roll Over, Beethoven")

MUDZ gonna write a little ditty...
Gonna mail it to my friend, Hannity!!
We're a'rockin' Lib'ral ninnies...
I want Rush Limbaugh to SING!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
Gonna git the BigMan to play!!

You know the TeaPartiers're risin'...
While RATZ "Journalists" Fake the News!!
Barack's Treason's Muslim...
Marxist goal's..."Keep killin' the Jews!!"
Ben Dover, Obama!!
The RAT-Messiah's a TOOL!!

I got a rockin' new MudCave...
I need to sing MUDZ Obama Tunes!!
I think Barack's parents were Whiteys...
Wantin' Power 'cuz they were Marxist DUPES!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
Right's whuppin' Left's FOOLish TOOLS!!

Folks, it's our freedom, we like it...
Don't need BigGuv'ment...DeeCee's a shark pit!!
BO's a loner...hear Truth on Rush!!
RATZ call US "Birthers"...DeeCee loves Marxists!!
BO, Ben Dover...
Ben Dover, Obama...
We're whuppin' Left's FOOLish TOOLS!! Ohh!!

Rise early ev'ry mornin'...
MUDZ a singin' you the warnin'...
Don't you tread on Right's Founding Truths!!
Hey diddle diddle...
MUD'll play his fiddle...
Folks must REJECT Left's views!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
And tell Michelle she's a shrew!!

You know RATS whinin' 'causes low sperm...
RATZ like to beg fer schlock!!
Left's got some KRAAAY-ZEE partners...
Dubyuh really won Iraq!!
Long as patriots fight...
Right's music shall never stop!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
And dig MUDZ lyrical tunes!!

Mudboy Slim (23 July 2010)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-17 18:00:36 ET

Regards...MUD

"American Lib'ral!!"
(To be sung, angrily, to the Guess Who's "American Woman")

Unnhhh!!!

American Lib'rals, stay away from me-ee!
Socialist Left, Big Brother...let me be-ee!
Don't come a'pimpin' your Federal WHORE'd,
Don't want you to regulate no more!
I got more important things to do...
Than waste my time hatin' life with you!
"N.O.W. Lib'ral," I said, "Stay away-ay!!
DemocRAT Jacka$$, listen what I say-ay-ay!!"

American Lib'rals, get away from me-ee!
Enviro-Whackos...AlGore huggin' tree-ees...
Don't come a'bitchin' around my store...
Ain't gonna fund RATZ Programs no more...
Public Ed just stupidifies,
But Rush's Right don't believe their LIES!
"N.O.W. WOMYN," I said, "Go away-ay!
Femi-NAZIS...listen what I say-ay-ay-ay!!"

American Lib'ral, said get away-ay!
Hell'ry Rodham, listen what I say-ay!
Don't come a'stealin' the bread from my chores...
Ain't gonna fund your "art" no more...
We don't need your welfare schemes...
We don't need your class enmity!
Left-Wing Press ignores Bill's lies...
The Right will just convict his spies!!
Slick Willie, time for you to flee-eee!!
American Sheeple...when will you see?!!

GO!! Gotta hound away, gotta pound away, don't take no more!
We're gonna nail ya, Lib'rals! We'll RE-IMPEACH ya, Clinton!
Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye!
You're no good, B.C.! We're not fooled by you!!
Gotta look Slick, Right, in the eye,
Tell'im what he's gotta do,
"Ya know ya gotta leave...ya know ya gotta go!"
Bill's in CHAINS by Christmas Eve, or how 'bout tomorrow?!
Slick, ya gotta leave-eve!!

Goodbye, President Clinton...Goodbye, you Socialist twits!!

Mudboy Slim

1 Posted on 07/25/1999 20:06:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(here.til.we're.done!)

15 posted on 3/3/2003, 9:04:59 AM by Mudboy Slim
(The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends...
"KorruptKlintonKlan DemocRATZ LOATHE America and Liberty!!")

Fake News is a friggin' JOKE!!

To argue otherwise is Marxist MORON thinking...

Regards...MUD

"Short-Haired Country Boy"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Long-Haired Country Boy")

People say I'm no good, crazy as a loon...
'Cuz I sing songs after midnight, trash Clinton in ev'ry tune!
Cuz Slick's like my Ol' Horn'Dog Hound...
He likes to play the field gettin' laid!
You may not think I'm funny, but I damn-sure got it made...

'Cuz I ain't askin' my guv'ment fer nuthin'...
Folks, I can get it on my own!
So if you don't like the songs I'm singin'...
LIB'RALS, leave this short-haired country boy alone!

Prez'dent's squawkin' on TeeVee, trashin' some Camel named "JOE"...
Smirks while betraying our Nation, slaughters innocents in Kosovo!!
Left says, "Clinton walks on water," but I don't think that's true.
Some of us think Slick's DemocRATZ will be doin' a little walkin' soon!!!

'Cuz Emperor Bill ain't clothed in nuthin'...
GrandPa says, "You reap what you have sown!"
If you don't like the Truth I'm singin'...
You just leave this "Mad Libertarian" ALONE!!

(reprise)

Reno tries to delay, but us FReepers got the dirt...
DemocRATZ run fer cover, but Rush Limbaugh's words must hurt.
Dem Lib'rals say, "Ev'rything is fine!"
But each politician needs yer Vote.
Slick's holdin' on by the skin of his balls...
But his Party's become a joke!!

No, I ain't tellin' you Lib'rals nuthin'...
That ya'll shouldn't know on your own!
So if you don't like the "MUD" I'm slingin'...
You just leave onery Ol' Mudboy ALONE!!

Mudboy Slim

1 Posted on 07/09/1999 06:16:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(upt@no.good!)

1,062 posted on 3/15/2003, 6:17:11 AM by Mudboy Slim
("Time Soddom'sInsane to Be Transformed into a PINK MIST!!!")

Mental Retardation is a Liberal Disease...

Typical MinneSomalian parasite!!

SHEEEESH...MUD

"Heathen Slime!!"
(To be sung to the Velvet Underground's "Pale Blue Eyes")

Liberty makes me happy...
Sosh'lism...it is bad.
Lib'rals ain't never happy...
They're Marxists who are oh so mad...
Patriots must REJECT RATZ SCAM!!
Just move on, you Chi-Com spies...
Left is WRONG...Come join the Right!!

Sing out loud from the mountaintops...
"Liberty's what we seek!!"
Lib'ral fools love enslavement...
It's YOUR money Leftists seek!!
It's yer Freedom RATZ seek!!
Just move on...Dem Marxists LIE!!
Left is WRONG...come join our fight!!

If we could tell the World the TRUTH 'bout DemRATZ Tyranny...
Righteous shall ne'er bear it!!
Stand up fer Liberty!!
Stand tall because you're FRee!!
Just move on...Joe Biden's slime...
RATZ are WRONG!! Come join the Right!!

Vote fer Life and Freedom!!
Whup Dem Lib'rals' butts!!
We say, "Justice is Right On this time...
Joe LIES...his gig is up!!"
Down for FOOLS is UP!!
Can't move on...RATZ Treas'nous Spies!!
Left is WRONG!! RINOZ ain't Right!!

It is GOOD that Right IMPEACHED Willie...
Right must do it once again!!
Must fight Dem Lib'ral FEYries...
Fight fer TRUTH, my LF FRiends...
MUD ain't foolin'...we'll git Ol' Slick!!
Shan't move on...Swamp's Heathen Slime!!
Left is WRONG...Come Join the Right!!

Mudboy Slim (03/25/2005)

LOL!!

Regards...MUD

http://www.andiesisle.com/If-I-Die-Before-You-Wake.html

You guys should go to this site...

"If I Die Before You Wake"
(Dustin Evans)

To everybody back home,

Back home now I know you're prob'ly sleeping,
But over here it's the middle of the day.
I finally found some time to write a letter,
Sittin' here a half a world away.

I heard about all them folks protesting,
As if I really want this war.
But that don't stop me from believing
There're just some things worth fighting for.

And if I die before you wake,
I pray the world will take
A good look at what God's given us.

If we could only understand
Everything is in His hands.
All we need is a little faith and trust.
I want you to know it ain't too high a price to pay
If I die before you wake.

Tell everybody that I miss them,
and I can't wait to get back home.
Until then, I'll serve my country
and be proud to wear this uniform.

And if I die before you wake,
I pray the world will take
A good look at what God's given us.

If we could only understand
Everything is in His hands.
All we need is a little faith and trust.

I want you to know it ain't too high a price to pay
If I die before you wake.

No, it ain't too high a price to pay
if I die before you wake.

Everything is in His hands

Sung by Dustin Evans

God Bless America's Active Duty Military and Veterans...MUD

1,859 posted on 4/8/2003, 9:33:29 PM by KBay
(You can run, but you'll only die tired)

Regards...MUD

"Cherry is a FReep Rocker!!"
(sung to the tune of "Sheena is a Punk Rocker" by The Ramones)

Well CB’s all hyped up and ready to post
She’s ready to write now
She’s got her keyboard
And she’s going down to Black XVIII go go
But Mud’s her mentor
She had a ways to go
To learn to FReep songs like him
Oh yeah, oh yeah

Cherry is a FReep rocker
Cherry is a FReep rocker
Cherry is a FReep rocker now,
She’s a FReep FReep, a FReep rocker
FReep Freep, a Freep rocker

Mid...CB88

1,216 posted on 4/3/2003, 3:51:40 PM by cherry_bomb88
(teenagers are a parent's revenge on their kids)

>br> Thank you, A K A Stone...

Regards...MUD

"BEE-ahhhhtch!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Bitch")

RightWing's inspired...RATZ can't stand it...
Folks, won't you help US FReep?!!
DemRATZ ain't so hot...Left's hyperactive...
Still, Left's Elite's EFFETE!!

Sosh'lism's Bunk!! Fools pray to Guv'ment...
Slaves to Demfreaks ain't Right!!
Right's seekin' Justice...fer Kerry's TREASON...
Fight 'gainst Hanoi John's LIES!!

Yeah, Left's a cryin' shame...
Right liberates from Dem Tyrants' mobs.
Folks, we shall Devolve Power...
The Right is FReepin' proudly as we whup RATZ butts...we're Right!!

Yeah, we gotta win it, guys...
RATZ try to spin it...Lib'ral SCUM...SlixMYbitch!!
Right's gotta win it, gals...
Left tries to spin it...RATZscum...
SlixMUDZbitch...that's Right!!

RightWing's got moxie...slingin' that MUD...
Terrie's the Mark...let's fight!!
Ol' Lurch spreads pure LIES..."brothers" abandoned...
Shot his bros in the back...that's Right!!

Folks, RATZ ain't got no shame...
They tyrannize 'cuz they're PowerWHOREdz!!
Folks, we shall Devolve Power!!
The Right is FReepin' proudly as we whup RATZ butts...we're Right!!

I said, "Hell yeah, Right's future's bright now!!"
Got to Devolve...
Yeah, come join the Right's Power!!
Hey hey hey
Hey hey yeah...

Mudboy Slim

116 posted on Monday, August 09, 2004 11:19:32 AM by Mudboy Slim
(Vast RightWing is Rockin'!! Sow QUIT yer KNOCKin...!!)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-03-29 11:37:07 ET

MEATHEAD...smh.

Regards...MUD

"FRee Iraq!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")

Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!!
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATZ're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...
FRee Iraq!!

Left's like pre-teens...RATZ don't have a CLUE!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!!
FReepers ROCK!!

These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!

FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!

God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATZ schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!

(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...
Dr. MonDremo on pie-anny)

Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?!
Forty years...I'm gittin' old!!
Still, we're fightin' against...SwampRATZ SCUM!!

And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight...
FReeped tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....

FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!!
FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! This World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!

FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!!
RATZ're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW...
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

1 posted on 4/9/2003, 11:00:05 AM by Mudboy Slim

Excellent START...

Regards...MUD

"LIARS!!"
(To be sung to Creed's "Higher")

While FReepin', we're fightin' fer a Better World...
Fightin' RATZ Slime, my FRiends!!
'Cuz we're Right...we'll fight BigGuv'ment Waste...
'Cuz we don't wanna lose OUR Country to Left's HATE!!
FReedom is a hunger...to control OUR own Fates!!
Shun Dem LIES!! DemRATZ we'll Liberate!!
Folks, let's go there!!
Can't let Slick escape!!
Come on, REJECT FEAR!!
John Ashcroft WE AIN'T!!
Clinton is a LIAR!!
'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!!
DemRATZ're all LIARS!!
'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!!

Good folks, we...shall ride the Winds of Change...
To help FRee Minions Of State!!
Fer Right(s), we shall FReep!!
'Cuz, my FRiends, we'd sacrifice all that's Right...
If WE "MovedOn"...Failed to Re-Impeach RATZ Shame!!
The Goal is to Imprison Slick...
Proclaim Slick's Disgrace...fer Bill's Rape!!
Folks, let's ROLL there!!
Shan't let Slick escape!!
Come on, REJECT FEAR!!
John Ashcroft WE AIN'T!!
Clinton is a LIAR!!
'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!!
DemRATZ're all LIARS!!
'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!!

So let's ROLL, Men...DETHRONE Slick!!
C'mon, Let's Go, FRiends...FER Justice We FReep!!
Up high I feel like I'm alive for the very first time
Said Up high I'm strong enough to take these dreams
Convict RATZ Slime!!

(The BigMan and CM on duelin' lead guitars)

Said Up high we're strong enough to make our dreams...
Convict RATZ Slime!!
Clinton is a LIAR!!
'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!!
DemRATZ're all LIARS!!
'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
Clinton is a LIAR!!
'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!!
FER Justice WE Aspire!!
'Tis OUR Fate...FER Justice FReep!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...goldi, we are only without the Power to change things for the better if we refuse to stand up to those who would gladly subjugate our will. Real positive change is tough, but I'll never believe we, as FReePersons, are not capable of instilling OUR wills on the BodyPolitic...if that makes me NAIVE, I hope I never grow outta it!!

120 posted on 4/10/2003, 2:20:12 PM by Mudboy Slim

Regards...MUD

"Federal Pen"
(2 B sung 2 the tune of "Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin)

Oh Justice,
Won't You put Slick
In a Fed-er-al Pen?
He's done some evil things
And won't make amends.
Worked hard all his lifetime
A-Cheatin' his friends.
So, Justice,
Won't you put Slick
In a Fed-er-al Pen?

Oh Justice,
Won't you punish him
For his TYR-AN-NY?
The ChiComs bought him
With a lot of mon-ey.
We'll wait for Indictments
Each day until three.
So, Justice
Won't you punish Willie
For his TYR-AN-NY?

Oh, Justice,
Remember Foster
And Ole Ron Brown?
I'm countin' (with Alamo-Girl)
The people "in the ground."
Prove that you Love Truth
And bring this guy down!
Oh Justice,
Remember Juanita
And Ole Ron Brown!

EVERYBODY NOW...
(FReeperGal Chorus jumps in...)

Oh Justice,
Please put the LIAR
In a Fed-er-al Pen.
He was an obstructionist
And never made amends.
So, Justice,
Please put Scumbag
In a Fed-er-al Pen!!

FReeped by sultan88

170 posted on 01/03/2002 6:56 AM EST by sultan88

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-02-17 16:49:19 ET

NewSCUM SUCKS Donkey Caulk!!

Dittos...MUD

"First, What We'll Do Is Sing About It"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "All I Can Do Is Write About It")

(spoken "2-3-4")

All these lies we've been fed...
Left says we shouldn't care.
RINOZ just say, "Right should just MOVE ON!!"
Folks laugh, they think we're playin'...
FReepin' Clinton fer his Crimes...
But We Want Justice...INDICT DemRATZ NOW!!!

Shall we ever see a Senator Protest In-Justice?!!
Or the Med'yuh report on Slick's Tyranny?!!
It's the Patriotic Duty of Good Citizens of this Country...
C'mon Sheeple, let's Kick A$$ on Dem Elites!!

Please, Lord, grant me the strength to change things...
Show Dem POLTROONS We're Right and Left IS Wrong!!
'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a'slowly creepin'...
Lord, aid me and mine against Left's SCUM!!

(Dr. MonDremo ticklin' the ivories...Mordecai Vesuvius on acoustic guitar)

Like to see Left's HATERS git what's coming...
Would YOU like to see Left's TRAITORS crushin' rocks?!!
Good folks needta stop and think about...well, Slick's Chi-Com TREASON...
Folks, you oughtta listen to our songs.

Good Lord, grant me the strength to change it...
Show DemRAT fools we're Right and They Are Wrong!!
'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a slowly creepin'...
Lord, help me inspire this Righteous Throng!!!

(key change to A for piano solo)
A E D (played 4x)
(back to G)

Chi-Com Spyin', Abuse of Power...it ain't pretty!!
But the things Left write about us prove they're Slick's WHORE'd!!
You can take Mudboy out of old Dixieland...
But Left'll never take his FReedoms from Mudboy!!

Please Lord, grant US the Power to change it...
Show all the World We're Right and Left is WRONG!!
'Cuz I can see Left's EVIL a slowly creepin'...
Lord, help me and mine Defeat Swampz SCUM!!

FReepers, I foresee Slick's Judgement...Right Shall Dethrone Him!!
Folks, help me and mine Slaughter Left's Scum.

FReegards...MUD (1/10/02)

MinneSomalians are NOT Americans!!

Regards...MUD

"FReeper!!"
(To be sung to Jethro Tull's "Teacher")

Bright new day is dawning...
As we fight Big Guv'ment's Hell!!
We sing, "Our Game is FReepin'...
Put Dem Lib'rals on the shelf!!"
Must teach Left a lesson...
Socialism is fer FOOLS!!
Fed'ral Power's depressin'...
Far Right must be FReedom's tool!!

Pumped up, 'gainst the Power...
Got Left on the run!!
DemRATZ are spreadin' fear...Haters, every one.
OUR stand's the Right one...'cuz our castle is our home...
LeftWing ain't worth nuthin'...when Big Guv'ment's done!!

It's a Righteous Journey...
Lib'ral world, it loathes the FRee!!
Limbaugh is our teacher...
Truth's been spun 'gainst Tyranny!!

Hey Man, what's yer plan?! Most the Country's Red?!
Come, stand, Righteous Band...Lyin' Left is DEAD!!
Left spies and tyrannize, but Right fer FReedom fights!!
Truth's what we're looking for...Behold the Righteous Right!!

(Mudboy on Irish whistle)

Men, good FReepers taught me...
RightWing Forum's more than fun!!
Thank you, Mr. JimRob...
Fer all that you have done!!

Hey Man, what's yer plan?! Why's Lib'ralism dead?!?
Come stand, Righteous Band...Liars, Truth they dread!!
Left spies and tyrannize, but Right fer FReedom fights!!
Defeat Dem Lib'ral WHORE'dz...Behold the Righteous Right!!

Mudboy Slim (11/24/2004)

763 posted on 12/22/2004, 8:46:16 PM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)