OBEY and you won't be targetted!!

Regards...MUD

"He Was From Kansas"
(To be sung to Jimmy Buffett's "He Went to Paris")

He was from Kansas...in FlyOver Country...
Where Dorothy chased her rainbow.
He was impressive...the Senior Class President...
In Dover town he did grow.
Slopped hogs, fed chickens...just full of the dickens...
"What a fine boy," folks would say.
'Cuz he was a winner, his life just beginnin'...
And eighteen blessed years slipped away.

He went to college, then joined the Navy...
And married a teacher named Sue.
They had a fine life...she was a good wife...
And bore him four sons...what a crew!!
That man coached some football...and he camped with Weeb'los...
While defending his Country each day!
'Cuz he was a patriot...promoted to Captain...
An aircraft carrier he did sail!!

Went to war with the Navy...while Sue loved his babies...
Traded audiotapes ev'ry week.
'Cuz he knew what mattered, the Old World was shatterin'...
And Socialists SLAUGHTER the meek!!
While the bombs were a'fallin', he was recallin'...
His kin and his li'l town.
And he fought fer his Nation, secured the oceans...
Returned to Norfolk and cheerin' crowds.

(Mudboy on harp...)

Now he lives near the beach, man...golfs on the weekends...
And starts cheerin' his Redskins each May.
Tracin' his kin's roots, buyin' up Richmond,
With his many grandkids he'd play.
Through sixty-odd years of perpetual motion...
Ask this sailor and he'll smile and he'll say,
"Son, my life's been magic...not much has been tragic...
And I look forward to every day!!"

He is from Kansas...where Honor still matters...
And Dorothy found her rainbow!!

Mudboy Slim

1 Posted on 06/19/2000 01:57:34 PDT by Mudboy Slim

$355,000,000 + Interest Paid to the State of New "F'n" York!!
No Corruption There...smh...

Good Lord, Please Protect President Donald J. Trump...

HUNDREDS of Thousands...

Regards...MUD

"Absence of Fear"
(To be sung to Jewel's "Absence of Fear")

Inside my Mind...legally "Tissue Mass"...
It Knows yet Yearns...my Mind shan't Waste!!
Inside my "hollow" heart...there's some extra room...
Sky-Seedin' fer Lightnin'...ain't waitin' fer you!!
But if you want to...I-eye-eye am needing you here!!
Help Restore...the Absence of Fear!!

Justice shall reign through...shan't trash OUR home!!
This Country's undaunted...JOE Biden's Xi's 'HO!!!!
Mudboy calls to you...to all my FReepin' FRiends...
We must support True Patriots...must DESTROY THE SWAMP!!!
Justice-Lustin'...and we are needing you here...
Jesus's the Absence of Fear!!

Fer Justice Hunger...JOEZ Bribin' is Rilin' me...
And RATZ know JOEZ the Dictator...this is TYRANNY!!
New FRiends shan't ignore our tunes...JOEZ our Darkest Day!!!
Truth Shall Triumph...we're the True Right...
RATmedia B shamed!!
The Right is wanting you...
And Right is needing you here...
The Future's Clear...Restore the Absence of Fear!!

FReegards...MUD

3 posted on 11/4/2003, 10:18:04 AM by Mudboy Slim

Updated today...MUD

And Gov. Gavin Newsome is poised to take Kalifornia policies NATION- WIDE!!

Regards...MUD

"People Say"
(By The Dixie Cups)

Don´t you ever leave me sad and blue
Don´t you ever tell me we are though
Don´t you ever hurt me if you do
Everything they´re saying will be true

People say, it´s just a summer romance
People say, our love won´t last for long
They´re so sure, we will part
But I know deep in my heart
That they are wrong

(Well, I don´t care what the people say)
So wrong, (I don´t really care what the people say)

It´s just the way the stars shine
And it really isn´t love at all
But each time that we kiss
I just know we´ll be like this
Summer, winter or fall

(I don´t care what the people say) oh, oh, oh
(I don´t really care what the people say)

Don´t you ever leave me sad and blue
Don´t you ever tell me we are through
Don´t you ever hurt me, if you do
Everything you´re saying will be true

People say it´s just a summer romance
But I know our love is here to stay
Let´s go strolling by the sea
Cause it doesn´t bother me
What the people say

Well I don´t care what the people all say
(People say) yeah, yeah, yeah
(I don´t really care what the people say)
People say
(I don´t really care what the people all say)
I don´t really care
(I don´t really care what the people say)
yeah, yeah, yeah.....

Pre...MUD

37 posted on 11/4/2003, 2:42:14 PM by sultan88

NOBODY Believes You, TraitorJOE!!

Regards...MUD

"Lies of a Traitor"
(To be sung to the Box Tops' "Cry Like a Baby")

When I think about the TREASON Slick aided...
Bills' lies're outrageous!!
Left-Wing Media is drivin' me crazy...
My ire's contagious!!
Well, Slick knows now that interns ain't playthings...
But CeegahBoy's got DemLib'rals on their knees!!

As I look back on Reagan's Legacy...
Our Country, Dutch saved it!!
He won the Cold War...a War 'gainst Eeee-vil...
That's why Lib'rals hate him!!
Slick thinks that Truth is just rel'tive...
Lyin' Boy, Bill's a puppet for Beijing!

Today, we'll take on DeeCee...
DemRATZ just cheat and lie!!
Ol' Slick'll just fall at our feet...
And then Slick'll begin to cry...

Well, when I think about the whuppin' we'll give Bill...
He'll cry like a baby!! [Cry like a baby...*]
Livin' in Prison will drive that PUNK crazy...
He'll cry like a baby!! [Cry like a baby...*]

Well, Bill knows that we're onto his "Sting"...
Slick's spyin' fer Beijing!! [Just like a li'l Commie traitor!*]
Oh, when Slick looks back from his prison cell, wow...
Bill lies like a Traitor!! [Just like a li'l Leftist TRAITOR!*]
Everyone needs to help us FReep...
Speak TRUTH to the Traitor!! [Slick's a Chinese Agent!*]
Let Bill feel the Power of FReep...
Slick'll cry like a baby!! [Slick's justa Traitor!!*]

Mudboy Slim

BTW...[*FReeperGal Chorus]

34 Posted on 09/05/1999 22:55:16 PDT by Mudboy Slim

Regards...MUD

"Prosecution...NOW!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Desolation Row")

Right's sellin' postcards of Re-Impeachment...
We're kickin' Slick while he's down!!
The bettin' parlors're filled with Patriots...
The FReepers are in town!!!!
We listen to the Maja Rushi...
He's got us in a trance...
One hand is at the throat of the Lib'rals...
The other's behind his back!!
And the S.S. dudes, they're our FRiends...
They lurk, therefore, they know...
That these FReepers and I...Left knows we're Right...
As we March Against Left's "'HO"!!!

Yes, Bill Clinton, he is so sleazy...
"It takes MUD to know scum!" MUD smiles...)8^D
Slick underestimates Right's moxie...
We're gonna drive Slick WILD!!!
Then, here comes T-Mac...vile Terry...
The Chairman...of Left's Dee-N-See!!!
So MUD says, "Ashcroft...YOU SHALL INDICT T-Mac...By Halloween!!"
Mudboy pleaded with the Left...
"Won'tcha let Slick Willie go?!
Is Slick's Legacy really worth...
Yer givin' up yer SOUL?!"

And now Left's goons do Clinton's bidding...
Left's stars...have they really no pride?!
They support the Vile Rapist...
So US "Nazis" won't stop INFANTICIDE!!
All except fer FoxNewsChannel...
TeeVee Networks should be ashamed...
Fer ignorin' TYRANNY...
Historians shall lay blame!!
And us Right-Wing Christians...we're FReepin'!!
We're singin', "Slick is just MUDZ 'HO!!"
Slick's gonna FEEL the vengeance of the Right...
Willard's Prison-Bound!!

Young Chelsea, she's soooo CORRUPTED...
Poor girl, Webb's daughter's been maimed...
On her twenty-second birthday...
Her young future's already stained.
To her, Truth must be soooo pedantic...
Her mind can't shake Left's bent...
Her Daddy may sleep with her best FRiends...
But that's just "Fine" with the Left!!!
'Cuz all Left's lies depend upon...the Media...
YES, THEY KNOW!!!
Chelsea spends her time askin' Reno,
"Why's my Dad a 'HO?!!"

Clinton tells lies like the Taliban...
Don't Left know Slick's Populism's BUNK?!!
Fascist goals taint Left's PowerWHORE'd...
And their friends, the Chi-Com Monks.
Billzabubba seems vacuously FRightful...
Yet, Slick's thugs pose no real threat...
'Cuz while Bill's off drainin' his pipe...
We're Dethronin' the EX-Pres-i-dent!!!
You folks may think we can't git Slick...
But Re-Impeachment's "ON", I KNOW!!
Bill'll pay the price fer his Vile TREASON!!!
Fer the Slaughter at Waco!!!

Med'yuh WHORE'd...it sleeps thru MURDER!!
Right must wake the SHEEPLE up!!
This is no time fer patience...
Patriots're singin', "THE GIG IS UP!!!"
Lord has cursed the Ozark Loser...
Left MUD in charge of fightin' Whorealdo...
Help Doc Raoul FReep with Angelwood...
Militiamen are kewl!!
We all play on the FreeRepublic[.com]...
Come and join us, folks...
If you folks care about yer Country...
DEMAND PROSECUTION...NOW!!!

In DeeCee streets, Left fails their Victims...
DemocRATZ're the Party Fer Elites...
Left's Pantheon of Heroes...
Are but Pimps fer the Fed'ral Beast!!
Left is spoon-feedin' FEAR to the Masses...
In hopes State Power will endure...
Folks, Lib'rals KILL Viable Young Infants...
To call that "CHOICE" seems quite absurd!!
Still, the NAGS* are shoutin' at pregnant girls...
"Come join us, gals, we got Roe...
That "tissue mass" is just yer punishment...
Abort IT, girl...then we'll own yer SOUL!!"

*(NAGS=National Association of Gals)

Way past midnight, INS Agents...
Led by that Ol' Reno Shrew...
Raged down upon young Elian's home...
Guns aimed at the camera crew!!
Then Slick sent Elian back to Castro...
Poor kid dreams of bein' FRee!!
Re-Enslaved on Slick Willie's orders...
With Castro pullin' strings!!
If Liberty's such a hassle...
Tell them Socialists to go...
'Cuz this Country was founded by Patriots...
Chantin' "Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"

FReepers, be Heroes...JOIN US!!!
The Culture War is "ON!!"
Ol' Mudboy is singin',
"Is you Right or is you Wrong?!"
And George Orwell and J.R.R. Tolkien...
Forewarned against Tyrannic Power...
While my darlin' Jewel joins the Right...
She and MUD're tradin' flowers!!
Return, my FRiends, to Liberty!!...
Victory goes to the BOLD!!
Folks, this Country must rethink how much...
We love...Equal Justice Fer ALL!!

(Sweet Mudboy harpin')

Yes, MUD conceived a letter yesterday...
In response to the one Slick wrote...
Clinton asked MUD, "How much to stop this?!"
MUD sang, "Slick, yer a FReepin' JOKE!!!
Them FReepers that I've mentioned...
Slick, I know them, they don't play!!
Folks, we gotta re-arrange this Nation...
And teach Dem Lib'rals about SHAME!!
Fight now...Warriors Fer the Good...
Just save yer excuses, bro...
Help US FReep the EX-President...
Fer Condamnation...NOW!!!!

(MUD harpin' and strummin')

Mudboy Slim (8/21/00)

BTW...
"The average murders per 100,000 residents in voting districts won by Gore equals 13.2...
The average murders per 100,000 residents in voting districts won by Bush equals 2.1"
...so says The Lovable Fuzzball!!!

What kind of Country do YOU want your kids to live in?!!...MUD

20 posted on 12/27/2003, 11:51:22 PM by Mudboy Slim

Render Unto Caesar, no doubt...

Regards...MUD

"Sunburst"
(Written and Performed by Bob Seger)

The crowd without a face
Begins to fill the space
In the arena
Flashlights at his feet
The lion from the street
Awaits the Christians
A single strobe ignites the night

The smoke begins to rise
A sea of staring eyes
Gaze on the sunburst
His weapon at his side
He flashes it with pride
Before his legions
Fires begin to rage
And they engulf the stage
All right
Bring on the night

He's in complete control
He's stepping proud and bold
And everything he touches
Turns to gold
He's got girls by the score
He's got 'em screaming for more
But when they get too close
He bars the door

He makes his great escape
Leaves them in his wake
Without a warning
The ritual is done
A night no longer young
Fades into morning
The sun begins to rise
As he begins to close his eyes

Pre...MUD

364 posted on 1/30/2004, 2:54:59 PM by Mudboy Slim

Get the US Outta the UN!! Get the UN Outta the US!!

Regards...MUD

"IF"
By Rudyard Kipling

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or, being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
so hold on when there is nothing in you
butt the Will which says to them: "Hold on !";

You can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch;
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run -
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son!

FReegards...MUD

472 posted on 2/3/2004, 11:15:17 PM by Mudboy Slim

Obviously, D.E.I. = Academic Fraud...

The Death Toll from the BidenIllegals CrimeWave is growing...

Regards...MUD

"Just & Bold!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Heart of Gold")

I wanna live...don't like Dem Libs...
We've been a'fightin' fer the Right of Olde!!
FReedom's regressin'...Guv'ment's a sin!!
Truth keeps me FReepin' fer Justice that's BOLD!!
We ain't gettin' old.
Keeps me FReepin' fer what's Just and Bold!!
Dem RINOZ shall fold.

(MUD on harp...)

It must be understood...DemRATZ're No Good!!
Left loves Big Guv'ment...'cuz their dreams ain't bold!!
Right, draw a hard line...we must show strong spines...
To keep insisting that the Truth be told!!
Yes, Right's gettin' BOLD!!
Keep on FReepin' 'til the Truth be told!!
RATZ are gettin' p'OWNED!!

(MUD playin' his harp fer a spell...)

Keep on FReepin' 'til the Truth is told!!
Yes, keep on fightin' fer Justice that's BOLD!!
It keeps US FReepin' fer what's Just and Bold!!
Ahhh...ummm....

Mudboy Slim

78 posted on 4/28/2004, 9:14:58 AM by Mudboy Slim

F#$% Facebook/Google, etc.

Limbaugh used to call these folks the "Rent-A-Mob"...
Per usual, Rush Was Right!!

Regards...MUD

"Hey Quidam!!"
(To be sung to Johnny Cash's "Hey Porter")

Hey Quidam, ol' Matt Drudge...where you been all this time?
How much longer will it be 'til you relink our FReeper Forum, guy?
Dude, we're Right...gotta tell yer faithful fans to FReep on down!!
Or better still, just ping on in and be "quidam" fer a spell.

El Rushbo...Rush Limbaugh...my time's yers each day!!
You are the Power and the Glory...help US see the Righteous Way!!
Yer 'bout to hit sixty...stay well, Conservatives must toll the bell!!
Sir, ask everybody, "Please help US FReep!!"
We'll give the DemRATZ Hell!!

(guitar pickin')

Hey Cheney...Dick Cheney...we gotta fight this time!!
Yer ol' heart is pumpin' strong...and you'll haveta cream Left's lies!!
I thank you, Dickie C., fer yer servin' most selflessly.
Then, we'll start fresh in Year '08, and we'll choose who next shall lead!!

Hey Dubyuh...George Dubyuh...please cut Guv'ment fer me...
I need no experts to tell me how much you love Liberty!!
Sir, beat that ClintonFear...we'll make Traitor Slick Willie scream!!
Right's in the FReeperZone...sir, we'll be Kerry's nightmare dream!!

(mo' guitar pickin')

Hey Reagan...Dutch Reagan...you opened up the door!!
When they call fer heroes, I always name you first!!
Dutch showed the way, the Goal!!
Tell these hero-man I said, "Thanks a lot!!"
And we'll bear the load from here.
Right's gonna stand and FReep...our Passions boil!!
We'll FReep with Righteous flair!!

Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)

BTW...
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Regards...MUD

"Power-Bingin'!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Powderfinger")

Look out, Lib'rals, we're the RightWing...bound to keep on winnin'!!
With ol' JimRob FReepin' fer the flag...an interestin' tale.
I think yer nominee, John...Kerry's a guaranteed loser who's destined to fail!!
It's time fer Slick Willie to pay...Clinton'll git his JusticeDay!!
Days are numbered...Clinton LIED, yes he's SCUM!!
Lib'rals, we'll denigrate!!

Willie's gone, the HildaBeast's waitin' fer her chance, now!!
Big John's been sinkin'...Lib'rals want that Howie-dude!!
So the powers that be sent me here to do the FReepin'...
And I'm not quite forty-two...I'm done ponderin' what to do...
We'll Liberate Iraq...and Destroy Dem Marxist TOOLS!!

Limbaugh's fightin' fer our land...FReedom's endurin'!!
Rush told me, "Slick is SCUM, son, LeftWing is good fer nothin'!!"
But when that gunshot hit Ron Brown, we saw it comin'...
Lib'rals LIE until they die...Clinton's crimes the Medyuh hides!!
Then we FReeped Black...and the Truth made the headlines!!

Liberty's not 'bout Power, it's much bigger!!
Slick Willie shall be caught...Bill pulled the trigger!!
Tyranny endures when good men dither...
We must CONVICT Slick's scum...Ashcroft's left much undone!!
RE-IMPEACH RATZ Number One, send Slick to prison!!

Mudboy Slim

445 posted on 5/12/2004, 10:53:20 AM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

DemRATZ are Willfully-IGNORANT!!

BWAHAHAHA...

Regards...MUD

"Trumpsterz Got Faith!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Running On Faith")

One...two...three...four...

Lately Right's been running on Faith...
Searchin' fer Justice and Truth.
But our World will be Right...
When Donald sings our tune.

Lately, I've been wond'rin' why I FReep...
Shrinkin' government's that fer which I pray.
Protect the World from Swamp's slime...
Please RINOZ, join the fray!!

Right's always been...
Willin' to help thru taxes that we pay.
Seems like by now...
Right has found a Prez who cares...fer Liberty!!

Then we'll go running on faith...
All of Right's dreams shall come true!!
All the world will be Right...
All Trumpsterz loath Big Guv'ment, too!!

(Sweet guitar pickin' by the BigMan)

Right's always been...
Ones to fight fer that fer which we pray!!
Seems like right now...
We've found a Prez who cares...fer Liberty!!

Won't believe Pubbies on faith...
All of Right's dreams shall come true!!
Lead the world 'cuz we're Right...
Donald Trump, you can join US, too!!
Yes, you can...
Tucker shall support you...
Rogan shall support you...
Congress shall support you...
All of Right's dreams shall come true...
The Right shall support you...
Truth shall see you thru...

Mudboy Slim

1 posted on 5/21/2004, 1:31:49 PM by Mudboy Slim

Updated today...MUD

DemRATZ're ALL Marxist HATERS!!

Time To Call It Quits, Nikki!!

Regards...MUD

"FReep Dem Lib'rals!!"
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Teach Your Children")

You...must protect yer home...
Must fight the folks who want you to die.
Let's roll...apply yerselves...
Because DemRATZ promote the Big Lie!!
FReep Dem Lib'rals well...
Big Guv'ment's hell...must slowly decline.
Right feeds...good folks with dreams,
This World we'll fix...taxes are too high!!
Don't you ever quit the fight...
'Cuz if we do, Truth will die!!
Folks, just stand fer what is Right...
And know God loves you.

Yes, you, gotta end Left's fears...
We'll whup RATZ rears...'til the Effete resign!!
We know Socialists...they are fools...
We seek the Truth, not DemocRATZ lies.
FReep Dem Lib'rals well...their Sosh'list Hell, we'll slowly decline!!
Let's teach Dems 'bout our dreams...
Nation, we'll fix...JOEZ TREASONOUS LIES!!
We won't ever quit the Fight...
Reagan told you, "We Are Right!!"
We'll IMPEACH JOE fer his crimes...
'Cuz Jesus loves you!!

Mudboy Slim (5/13/2004)

101 posted on 5/25/2004, 4:29:20 PM by Mudboy Slim

Obama is the first Ex-POTUS to live in DeeCee Post-Presidency...

Regards...MUD

"Right Cares 'Bout Liberty!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Days That Used To Be")

Sheeple say, "Don't rock the boat...
Let JOE go on his way."
Justice usedta seem so Right...
Still, JOE Biden hasn't paid!!
I wish Right would stalk RATZ fool...
House should next IMPEACH!!
'Cuz there's very few of us left, my FRiends,
Who still care 'bout Liberty!!

FReepin's such a noble thing...
We work towards Righteous dreams!!
RATZ transgressions and obsessions...
Mask the Unborn's silent screams!!
Swamp drags US down...
'Cuz DemRATZ now're...
Traitors to OUR Security!!
Trump should never have...
To make those deals...
Right still cares 'bout bein' FRee!!

(Guitar-strummin' interlude)

Live with it, my Lib'ral FRiends...
Right shall win this War!!
Best be happy with...
Yer ignored rants...
TraitorJOEZ a fallen star!!
Marx won't git US where we wanna go...
It's our Fate...to Fight Tyranny!!
Left's just another impediment to the FRee...
Trump cares 'bout Liberty!!

Mudboy Slim

408 posted on 6/5/2004, 8:20:32 AM by Mudboy Slim

Updated today...MUD

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

"Reagan!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's acoustic version of "Layla")

What did we do to deserve Ronnie?!
Communicatin' fer what's Right...
Gip's been suff'rin' and fightin' much too long...
But now he's sittin' by God's side!!

Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Gipper showed you win by being Right!!

Gave the Oppressed liberation...
While Dem Leftists just tore you down!!
RATZ're fools!! Right fell in love with you!!
Changed the whole world...Righteous Power!!

Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Ronnie proved you win by being Right!!

Found humor in ev'ry situation...
Yer quips drove DemocRATZ INSANE!!
FReepers say, "We'll meet again someday!!"
Heaven rejects Dem Lib'rals' pain!!

Reagan!! Defended Liberty!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Dutchman showed you win by being Right!!

Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Gipper proved you win by being Right!!

Most Reverent FReegards...MUD (06/06/2004)

2 posted on 6/12/2004, 12:29:47 AM by Mudboy Slim
(Rest in Peace, Dutch Reagan!!)

Clinton's BodyCount rivals Putin's...

Regards...MUD

"Where Has All Left's Power Gone?!!"
(To be sung to the Kingston Trio's version of Pete Seeger's "Where Have All the Flowers Gone?")

Where has all Left's Power gone? Swamp's time's passing.
Where are all the new programs? Slash spending...NOW!!
Where has all Left's Power gone? Biden tricked Dems, ev'ry one!!
Lib'rals will never learn!! Marxists will never learn!!

Where have all the Lib'rals gone? Left's time's passing.
Where have all the Lib'rals gone? RATZ slime must go!!
Where have all the Lib'rals gone? RATZ loathe FReedom, Commie SCUM!!
Lib'rals will never learn!! Why won't RATZ ever learn?!

Where have all the Tyrants gone? Soddom's gassing!!
Where have all the Tyrants gone? They live in holes.
Where have all the Tyrants gone? Righteous soldiers bravely won!!
Free Men shall always yearn!! Tyrants will always burn!!

Where have all the Sosh'lists gone? Long night's passing.
Where have all the Sosh'lists gone? RATZ reign is o'er!!
Where have all the Sosh'lists gone? The mass graveyards we've undug.
Why won't the Commies learn?! Tyrants will always burn!!

Where have all the Patriots gone? RightWing's FReepin'!!
Where has Ronald Reagan gone? He's Right above!!
Where has all Left's Power gone? Devolve Power...ev'ry one!!
When will y'all ever learn? Tyrants shall always BURN!!

FReegards...MUD

192 posted on 6/23/2004, 8:56:50 AM by Mudboy Slim
(The Tyrants are Toppling...One by One!! Castro's Next!!)

Minor Updates today...MUD

"Marxist Nutjob" is more appropriate...

Regards...MUD

"KerryBabe!!"
(To be sung to Rod Stewart's "Maggie May")

Hanoi Kerry, the RightWing's got something to say to you!!
'Til 9 November, we are gonna whup DemRATZ, you fools!!
You know US FReepers confuse...but Kerry's just being used...
Yo, Kerry, you couldn't have LIED any more!!
Yer word, it sure ain't yer bond...
Boy, you LIED 'bout yer brother's-in-arms!!
Slick's got RATZ heart...DemRATZ don't like "Ol' Lurch!!"

That Botox, boy, really FReaks yer face...won't you act yer age?!
Yer tax hikes ain't needed none...Commie spies, they control the Left!!
You scammed all Dem Lib'ral folks...Lefty, you shouldn't need to coax!!
John Kerry, RATZ couldn't have LIED any more!!
You scored big by beatin' Howard...but Dean's justa Lib'ral coward!!
RATZ steal yer soul...SlickWillie's stain we can do without!!

All Right's needed is ourselves...we are a Righteous Band!!
But DemLib'rals love Big Guv'ment and...
BubbaSlick's gotta chubber...Left's whores laid down!!
All RATZ do is whine and beg...
Give ample warning, "Folks, Marxism's DEAD!!"
John Kerry, Press couldn't have LIED anymore!!
Yer word, it sure ain't yer bond...
Boy, you LIED 'bout yer "brothers" in Nam!!
Yer Purple Hearts, you only got them 'cuz you LIED!!

Let's propose we just ignore Left's kooks, we'll just defeat RATZ fools!!
Shan't feel Dem Lib'rals' pain...awake DemocRATZ from bein' Chi-Com tools!!
Truth's got itself a rock and roll band...spreadin' throughout the Land!!
John Kerry, RATZ wish you'd never joined the race...
You chose a first-class fool fer yer Veep...
Edwards as vile as most lawyer creeps!!
C'mon, let's start...gonna whup you like Mondale!!

Kerry, we wish you'd never joined the race...
You'll get sent back home one of these days!!

Mudboy Slim

442 posted on 7/6/2004, 3:56:27 PM by Mudboy Slim

Regards...MUD

"Shed Powers!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")

Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' JOEy...
Votin' fer some Marxist Chi-Com 'HO'...
Well, TraitorJOE LOATHES the FRee...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!!
JOEZ a Tax&SpendIt Leftist to the bone!!

Devolve Power, Prez'dent Donald!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Trump leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals...
Must devolve Power to the States...
States, devolve Power to the Counties...
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!

Now hear me, DemocRATZ...Right did Liberate Iraq!!
Folks're FRee 'cuz brave Trumpsterz led the way!!
Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room,
Laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes...
In a Righteous Quest fer Independence Day!!

Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Trump leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Trump, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!

(guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude)

Devolve Power, Prez'dent Donald!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Trump leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!

Mudboy Slim

1 posted on 7/29/2004, 9:51:44 AM by Mudboy Slim

Updated today...MUD

Regards...MUD

"Vile Forces!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Wild Horses")

JOE thinks this Country is easy to fool,
Abusing his power, obstructing the truth!
Shameless traitor, Presidency's a sham,
You know we can't let this High Treason stand!
Vile forces hold JOEZ critics at bay,
But wild, wild horses couldn't drive me away!

America's sufferin' a dull, achin' pain...
Networks can't hide it, their power has waned.
No explanation, no compromise...
Will make us feel better until JOE resigns.
Vile forces try to lead us astray...
Lib'ral "choices" drain our freedoms away!

It must concern you, JOEZ gaffes and his lies,
But now JOEZ beholden to his Communist spies.
Our faith's been broken, RATZ must be tried,
They'll rot in prison to pay for their crimes!
Vile forces try to excuse it away,
DemocRATZ voices remain silent today.

Vile forces mustn't lead us astray...
Righteous forces, they'll triumph someday!!

Muchas Gracias...MUD

4 posted on 7/29/2004, 10:07:15 AM by Mudboy Slim

Updated today...MUD

Regards...MUD

"DeeCee's Hurtin'!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Beast of Burden")

Swamp's Tyranny...the Lib'rals' burden...
DemRATZ're WRONG...but their side's hurtin'!!
All Right wants fer you...Vote 4 Liberty!!
Right's tired of bein' Left's Beast of Burden!!
Big Guv'ment's vile...Swamp's Power is wors'nin'!!
All I want is fer you to LOATHE Tyranny!!

Are YOU smart enuff?!!
Are YOU tuff enuff?!!
We ain't rich enuff...
Right's not too proud to FReep!!

Left's tyranny...Biden's sedition!!
Help save OUR home...from Sosh'list cretins!!
Tucker's on the video...Come on, Nation, Help Fight Tyranny!!

Ain't YOU smart enuff?!!
Ain't you tuff enuff?!!
Left's just bitch'n'bluff...
Folks see Left LOATHES the FRee!!

Oh silly Lib'rals...
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty Libs...
Yer sooo petty, petty, petty, petty, petty Lib-uh-rulls!!
Pretty petty...Such a pretty petty little trolls...
Come on, Nation, please, please, FReep!!

I'll tell ya...
Lib'rals, Fear our Power...Fear our FReeps!!
Fear the Power of OUR Votes when we meet!!
Swamp's goin' down...Devolve Power!!
Join Right's Quest 4 Liberty!!

Marx is a sickness...Right must whup Left's butt!!
Reject tyranny...RightWing's showin' off!!
There's one thing, Lib'rals, that I don't understand...
You keep on telling me...Trump ain't yer kinda man!!

Is Trump just too tuff?!! Ooh, baby...
Don't you like it ruff?!!
Elites bitch'n'bluff...Power RATZ LOVE!!
Ooh! Ooh!

Left's Tyranny...vile Marxist burden...
Right's Liberty...we'll FReep fer FReedom!!
Never, never, never, never, never forsake yer Liberty!!

Right's tired of bein' Left's Beast of Burden...
Left, quit yer fussin' and learn to EARN IT!!

Never, never, never, never, never give up bein' FRee!!

Mudboy Slim

109 posted on 8/7/2004, 5:24:10 PM by Mudboy Slim
(Vast RightWing is Rockin'!!)

Updated today...MUD

TraitorJOE don't care...the Biden Crime Family is getting PAID!!

If STOOPID people believe a boatload of provable falsehoods,
That makes Ivy League Schools America's Hotbed for IDIOCY!!

Regards...MUD

"JOEZ Term is Over!!"
(To be sung to Tommy James & the Shondells "Crimson & Clover")

Aiigh...
No, JOE hardly knows her...
But he thinks he should sniff her...
Invited her over...

Aiigh...
Juanita comes walkin' over...
But Slick's waitin' to pounce her...
Rape her and bite her...over and over...

(Acid-rock jammin')

Yeah...fa la la la la la...
"Put some ice on that, baby!"...fa la la la la la...
RATZ gonna screw ev-er-y-thing...fa la la la la la...
What a TYRANNICAL being!!!...fa la la la la la...
Left's HATE's all 'bout Power...TYRANTS are COWARDS!!!

Crimson and clover...over and over...
Biden's a TRAITOR...his term is over!!
JOEZ losin' POWER...hour by hour...
Tyrants are cowards...HATE's all 'bout Power!!
Clinton's a Rapist...and Bill's a TRAITOR...
Justice will find him...should die in Prison!!

Mudboy Slim

98 posted on 9/21/2001, 3:36:08 PM by Mudboy Slim

Updated today...MUD

RINO Patrol...?

Say her name, TraitorJOE!!

Regards...MUD

"Mr. Prez'dent"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Mr. Banker")

Oh yeah...oooh...

Mr. Prez'dent...Slick Willie...
How much does Power mean?!
Won't you reconsider, Willie?!
Won't you do this thing fer me?!

RESIGN right now!! Be gone, you whore!!
Nixon did, Slick...Even the Score!!
Sir, won't you RESIGN, Mister Prez'dent...
Won't you RESIGN 'fore we RE-IMPEACH?!
Oh Mister Prez'dent, please...
Slick, listen to MUDZ sound...

(MUD harpin' and The Big Man puttin' a hurtin' on his Les Paul)

Now, I'm plum pissed off...Slick Willie...
Said hey, Mister Prez'dent...you've damaged MY Country!!
Won'tcha reconsider, Willie...
Won't you just RESIGN fer me?!

I told ya, Willie...
Said, "Git outta my House...you Chi-Com Whore!!
Slick, YOU killed them Waco children...you left a scar!!
Oh, won't you RESIGN, Balkan Butcher...
Won't you RESIGN afore we git MEAN?!
BOY, won'tcha RESIGN, please?!"

FReegards...MUD

4 Posted on 09/25/2000 10:07:09 PDT by Mudboy Slim

Regards...MUD

"TRUTH's Right, RAT-Slime!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Good Times, Bad Times")

Ain't ashamed, I'm uncouth...
Still, I know to be free, must make yer stand!!
Obama's all the rage...
Media LIES!! 'Cuz it's Big Guv'ment that they demand.
Dem Marxists, how they try...
To steal my pay fer all their RAT programs!!

Truth's Right, RAT-slime!!
Defeat the Left's nightmare!!
'Cuz Obama snorts blow...He's a Marxist man!!
Networks still don't seem to care.

Eighteen: I fell in awe...
Of a man as wise as could be.
Reagan whupped up on Gorbachev...
Dutch gave folks liberty!!
But now each year, Fed takes what's mine...
Big Guv'ment spends and spends!!
Rush Limbaugh counseled, "Don't believe...
RAT-Media's Leftist spin...NO!!"

Truth's Right, RAT-Slime!!
RAT-leeches steal yer share!!
Then, Dem Lib'rals git stoned...
Tout their Marxist plans...
But Voters ain't unaware!!

(BigMan kickin' it on guitar)

Truth's Right!! Let's Fight!!
Now we got our Veep, Sarah!!
Gov'ner Palin's no joke...
She says, "Drill ANWR!!"
Devolve Power to the States!!

MUD knows what it means to FReep alone...
But now we're in the Limbaugh Zone!!
We don't care what RAT-Networks say...
Right's gonna whup Left, each and every day.
RATZ shall fear the songs of the Syntaurs!!
Realize, SlickBarry, we're gonna break yer Marxist heart!!

Mudboy Slim (6 September 2008)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Teacher's Unions are an existential threat to student learning.

Play US some fiddle, TraitorJOE!!

Regards...MUD

"Shan't Git Fooled Again!!"
(To be sung to The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again")

We'll enlighten all we meet...
For our children, we shall FReep...
Truth and Morals that we worship shall live on!!
'Tis Biden who spurs us on...
Lib'ral "judgement" is all Wrong...
Media LIES, but the Sheeple shall catch on!!

We'll re-enforce Nation's Ol' Constitution...
Devolve Power...The Grand Devolution...
Laugh and sing and take TraitorJOE down!!
Listen to what Tucker's sayin'...
Gotta do more than pray!!
Folks, we'll rise to our feet and sing...
"We shan't git fooled again!!!"...No NO!!

We'll raise our voice for our Country with pride...
Ain't gonna listen to RATZ Med'yuh jive!!
We'll wake all free people and smite all Left's spies!!
Folks, you know that Dem Chi-Com spies always lie...don'tcha?!!

(Kewl synthesizer/guitar combo...)

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Patriots, hit the streets...educate everyone you meet...
Lib'rals' "programs" we'll erase...by the by!!
And the drainage of the Swamp...means momentum for the Right...
Sheeples' fears shall melt away before our sight!!

Right'll re-enforce our Ol' Constitution...
Reject Lib'rals' Socialist solutions!!
Smile and grin at the change all around...)=^D!!
Pick up my ol' harp and sing...ain't like yesterday...
Folks, we'll take to streets and scream...
FREEEDUUUUMMM!!!

Meet the new boss...his name's Donald Trump!!

Mudboy Slim

98 posted on 11/16/2001, 4:22:43 PM by Mudboy Slim

Updated today...MUD

Looks like TraitorJOE sold his soul for a new toupee...

I prefer the more accurate "Gabby NewScum"...

Regards...MUD

"FAMILY TRADITION"
(Written and performed by Hank Williams Jr.)

Country music singers have always been a real close family
But lately some of my kinfolk have disowned a few others and me
I guess it's because I went and changed my position
Lord, I guess I went and broke their family tradition

C H O R U S
(They yell, they wanna know: "Hank..")
Why do you drink? Why do you roll smoke?
Why must you live out the songs that you wrote?
Stop and think it over - try to put yourself in this position
When I get stoned, I'm just carryin' on and old family tradition.

Now I am very proud of my daddy's name
Although his kind of music and mine ain't exactly the same
Stop and think it over - try to put yourself in my position
When I get stoned and sing all night long it's just a family tradition

CHORUS 2
(Don't ask me: "Hank...")
Why do you drink? Why do you roll smoke?
Why must you live out them songs that you wrote?
If I'm down in a honky tonk, and some ole slick's tryin' to gimme some friction
I says "Leave me alone, I'm stayin' all night long 'cause it's a family tradition"

(Lead SOLO)

Lordy, I have loved some ladies, and I still love Jim Beam
They both tried to kill me in nineteen seventy-three
When that doctor asks me "Son, how'dja get in this condition?"
I says "Hey Sawbones, I'm just a-carryin' on the old family tradition."

CHORUS 3
(So don't ask me: "Hank...")
Why do you drink? Why do you roll smoke?
Why must you live out them songs that you wrote?
Stop and think it over - try to put yourself in my unique position
When I get stoned and sing all night long, it's just a family tradition.

Pre...MUD

375 posted on 11/23/2001, 10:08:10 AM by Mudboy Slim

Regards...MUD

"Gray I"

"Boulevard (where ‘dru & mud are)"
(2 B sung 2 “Boulevard” by Jackson Browne)

Down on the boulevard ‘Dru drives a Ford Windstar
They look at “Black” with such disregard
They say they are the ones
Why the thread is run
But if we choose to stay
We have to play their way
It’s okay---

The Mud’s in defeat and he had to chose
The wager with ‘Dru he’ll lose
Down at the “red table”
They say Mud’s up and gone
Under a DU name
Du-ing a new fame
It’s alright ---

Mudboy is MIA
Mudboy gets to like it that way
Mudboy no longer FReeps
Mudboy

The lib’s are hard and times are tough
Down on the boulevard ‘Dru’s had enough
And now posts are slow
Between the Black Threads cobwebs grow and the post slow
Everybody lurks right by like it’s done or something
They don’t know—

Mudboy knows you
Mudboy now owes ‘Dru
Mudboy showed you what the dems were thinking
Mudboy baby
Hey, hey where are you?
Are your FReepin’ days through? We miss you!
And you must be on guard
Make ‘Slick pay
It’s only time on the “Black” boulevard

CherryBomb88

LOST: TWO GREAT FREEPERS, MUDBOYSLIM AND LANDRU...
Last seen in Black XIX Thread, Missing since May 8, 2003.
If found, please send them "home"!!!!

1 posted on 05/30/2003 11:12:08 AM PDT by cherry_bomb88