"Paint It Black"
{by the The Rolling Stones}

[Fm]I see a red door and I [C7]want it painted black
[Fm]No colours anymore I [C7]want them to turn black
[Fm]I [Eb]see the [Ab]girls walk by dressed [Fm]in their summer clothes
I [Eb]have to [Ab]turn my h[Eb]ead un[Bb]til my darkness goes

[Fm]I see a line of cars and [C7]they're all painted black
[Fm]With flowers and my love both [C7]never to come back
[Fm]I see [Eb]people [Ab]turn their heads and [Fm]quickly look away
Like a [Eb]new born [Ab]baby [Eb]it just [Bb]happens every day

[Fm]I look inside myself and [C7]see my heart is black
[Fm]I see my red door and I [C7]want it painted black
[Fm]Maybe [Eb]then I'll [Ab]fade away and [Fm]not have to face the facts
It's not [Eb]easy [Ab]facing [Eb]up when [Bb]your whole world is black

[Fm]No more will my green sea go [C7]turn a deeper blue
[Fm]I could not foresee this thing [C7]happening to you
[Fm] If [Eb]I look [Ab]hard en[Eb]ough in[Fm]to the setting sun
My [Eb]love will [Ab]laugh with [Eb]me be[Bb]fore the morning [C7]comes

I wanna see your [Fm]face painted black, [C7]black as night
I [Fm]wanna see the sun blotted [C7]out from the sky
I wanna see it [Fm]painted, painted, painted, painted bl[C7]ack,
[Fm]yeah

Seems to be ripe fer FReepin'...

558 posted on 8/12/2003, 10:18:39 PM by Mudboy Slim

Pre...MUD

Regards...MUD

"Lib'rals!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls")

Lib'rals steal yer money...Lib'rals steal yer souls!!
Lib'rals just crave Power...o'er lives that ain't their own!!
Lib'rals love their "Programs"...Lib'rals love to TAX!!
Lib'rals, we give most our bread to...We won't ever git it back!!

Lib'rals they LOATHE Liberty...DemRATZ, They Love POWER!!
Lib'rals hide behind children...each time they beg fer MORE!!

So give'em all YER money...Do Just What Yer Told!!
Left takes more'n half of what I own...
But it's Right who's doin' the Chores!!
BigGuv'ment takes yer money...Leftists Corrupt Yer Souls!!
Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back...and tell ya "You a selfish louse!!"

Lib'rals, they love JessieJay...Sharpton, they're UncleToms!!
American Left wants everything in the World...They're all TAKE and Never GIVE!!
Medyuh Whore'd...They're ALL Sissies...I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!!
Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look...but I end up barfin' in the stall!!

White RATZ, they're pretty funny...They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!!'
Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Right!!
Self-reliance, they can't Stand!!
Chi-Com Spies are so subtle...They got Slick on his knees!!
But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'...
They're all Enemies of the FREE!!
Give Libs all YER money...Give Libs all YER Gold!!
Bought me a house outside the City...I'll educate MY kids in my Home!!
Yeah...gonna VOTE Dem Leftists home...

LeftWing spreads manure...Lib'rals Are Corrupt!!
Lib'rals warp their children...look at Chelsea, she's such a DUNCE!!
Give Slick half YER money...we'll put Slick behind bars...
Re-Impeach Left's Boy, I say...
WE'll CONVICT the Left's Biggest Star...then Laugh!!
Make Slick his cellmate's "honey"...make'im a Prison 'HO!!
Let's CONVICT Left's Evil, FReepers...
First step's to VOTE Conservative...Let's Roll!!

Mudboy Slim

615 posted on 09/23/2002 1:52 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim

Pure propoganda by the DeeCeeSwamp (including the RAT-media)...

Regards...MUD

"What's the Truth?!"
(To be sung to Johnny Cash's "What is Truth?")

Rush Limbaugh's talkin' on the Rad-ee-oh...
Sayin', "Where did our sense of Justice go?
Slick sure seems to be inventin' new ways...
Of keepin' the Truth from gettin' airplay!!"
Said, "They're crooks, you see, and their motives're Vile!!"
Still, the Medyuh says, "Bill's OUR Flower Child!!"
Country, can't you see thru these Lyin' Boys?
We gotta FIGHT to be heard o'er their LeftWing Noise!!
While the Lonely Voice of Youth cries..."What's the Truth?!"

My little boy of five, playin' in the yard,
Looks up and says, "Daddy, who's Ken Starr?"
[yeah, it's an old song, circa 4/99...I'll fix it.]
"Son, he's trackin' bad men who Cheat and Lie!!"
Little man of five says, "Slick Ain't Right!!"
Young men of seventeen killin' kids at school,
As Courts outlaw the Golden Rule...
No prayer in school, teachers puttin' Faith down,
While Slick Willie jokes, "Let's pass a Joint aroun'!"
Can you blame the Voice of Youth fer askin' "What's the Truth?!"

EX-Prez'dent's sittin' on the Witness Stand,
The man with the Book says, "Raise yer hand...
Repeat after me, 'I solemnly swear...' "
Yet the Nation said, "We just don't care."
'Cuz although Clinton solemnly swore,
Nobody really trusted Slick no more.
Culture's got so sleazy that America's unaware...
That EX-Prez'dent sold China missiles that're aimed at Bel Air!!
Still the RightWing's called uncouth fer askin', "What's the Truth?!"

Young girl internin' with the White House Sleaze...
Doin' Bill's job while on her knees!!
FReepers protest in the Public Square,
While fightin' 'gainst this Lib'ral Nightmare!!
Yeah, these young'uns that yer callin' "WILD"...
Are gonna be yer Leaders in a little while!!
The Whole World's Wakin' to FReedom today,
And I solemnly swear that it'll be OUR way!!
We gotta help our Voiceless Youth find, "What is True?!"
'Cuz the future needs more Youth askin', "What's the Truth?!!"

A little Johnny Cash never hurt anyone...MUD

39 posted on 9/12/2003, 10:54:23 PM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

Regards...MUD

We have seen for some time how off-the-rails the FBI has become, a danger to a free society. More and more evidence now shows it’s not just the FBI. Every federal employee with a badge and gun seems to think he’s a law unto himself. This week the spotlight is on the IRS, and the Congress has to step up and rein the agency in.

While Matt Taibbi was testifying before Congress on the administration’s extensive censoring of social media content, the IRS appeared at his door, ostensibly to question him about his taxes, but obviously to intimidate him for showing up government censorship.

Mr. Taibbi has told Mr. Jordan’s committee that an IRS agent showed up at his personal residence in New Jersey on March 9. That happens to be the same day Mr. Taibbi testified before the Select Subcommittee on the Weaponization of the Federal Government about what he learned about Twitter. The taxman left a note instructing Mr. Taibbi to call the IRS four days later. Mr. Taibbi was told in a call with the agent that both his 2018 and 2021 tax returns had been rejected owing to concerns over identity theft.

Mr. Taibbi has provided the committee with documentation showing his 2018 return had been electronically accepted, and he says the IRS never notified him or his accountants of a problem after he filed that 2018 return more than four-and-a-half years ago.

He says the IRS initially rejected his 2021 return, which he later refiled, and it was rejected again -- even though Mr. Taibbi says his accountants refiled it with an IRS-provided pin number. Mr. Taibbi notes that in neither case was the issue “monetary,” and that the IRS owes him a “considerable” sum.

The bigger question is when did the IRS start to dispatch agents for surprise house calls? Typically, when the IRS challenges some part of a tax return, it sends a dunning letter. Or it might seek more information from the taxpayer or tax preparer. If the IRS wants to audit a return, it schedules a meeting at the agent’s office. It doesn’t drop by unannounced.

But that was just the beginning of a series of outrageous actions. As Congressman Jim Jordan detailed in a letter to IRS Commissioner Daniel Werfel this week:

We have recently received allegations that an Internal Revenue Service Agent provided a false name to an Ohio taxpayer as part of a deception to gain entry into the taxpayer’s home to confront her about delinquent tax filings. When the taxpayer rightfully objected to the agent’s tactics, the IRS agent insisted that he “can …go into anyone’s house at any time” as an IRS agent.”

The Wall Street Journal provides more details of this civil rights intrusion. The taxpayer was a fiduciary for an estate:

Mr. Haus claimed she had not properly filled out estate forms and owed the IRS “a substantial amount.” Only when the taxpayer presented proof of paying all taxes on the estate did the agent reveal that his visit wasn’t about the estate at all. It was about several supposed delinquent tax returns related to the decedent of the estate.

The letter says the taxpayer called her attorney, who insisted Mr. Haus leave the house, only to be told by Mr. Haus: “I am an IRS agent, I can be at and go into anyone’s house at any time I want to be.” Mr. Haus finally left, but not before threatening to freeze the taxpayer’s assets and put a lien on her house if she didn’t satisfy the balance in a week. Fearing a scam, she called the local police, who ran Mr. Haus’s license plate to verify his identity.

When an officer called Mr. Haus, Mr. Haus identified himself as an IRS agent but said Haus wasn’t his real name. He had used an alias. The officer, also suspecting a scam, warned that if he returned to the taxpayer’s home he’d be arrested. Mr. Haus then filed a complaint against the Marion police officer with the Treasury Department inspector general.

The House letter says the taxpayer on May 4 spoke with Mr. Haus’s supervisor, who clarified that she owed nothing and said -- in the understatement of the year -- that “things never should have gotten this far.” Yet the following day, the taxpayer received a letter -- addressed to the decedent -- stating that the decedent was delinquent on several 1040 filings. This was the first and only mail notification the taxpayer received. The taxpayer was again told by the supervisor that nothing was owed and was notified on May 30 that the case was closed.

If true, this is something else. An agent of the Treasury, wielding the power of tax enforcement, shows up unannounced at a taxpayer’s home. He lies about his identity and his purpose to get inside, then threatens the taxpayer with punishment if she doesn’t pay a tax bill that she doesn’t owe. The IRS agent leaves only after an intervention by her lawyer, and when local police call the agent, he sics the Treasury Department on the officer.

The overreach by armed IRS agents didn’t stop after these two incidents. Twenty armed IRS agents raided a gun store in Great Falls, Montana, earlier this week. The owner reports that these agents confiscated all the 4473 forms, none of which contain any financial information. David Paulides tweeted: “20 armed IRS agents raided his store in Great Falls earlier this week. Tom [the shop owner] informed me that these agents confiscated all the 4473 forms, none of which contain any financial information; instead, the IRS now has access to these forms with sensitive personal details of every customer who purchased a firearm from Highwood Creek Outfitters.”

Does any of this bother you? The debt deal on the Inflation Reduction Act did cut $21 billion out of the IRS’ $80 billion budget, but did not reduce or eliminate the Administration’s plan to hire 87,000 more of these armed, over-the-top Fearless Fosdicks. Forbes dismissed the objections to retaining this expense.

“The Inflation Reduction Act past [sic] last year, gave the IRS billions to go into what the Wall Street Journal at the time called “beast mode.” That law was doling out about $80 billion to the IRS for increased enforcement, operational improvements, customer service, and systems modernization. That stands at more than six times the 2022 annual IRS budget of $12.6 billion. Of the $80 billion, a whopping $45.6 billion was for enforcement. Earlier reports had suggested that the IRS would hire 87,000 new agents. Unfortunately, the ‘87,000 new IRS agents’ line because [sic] a rallying cry for some groups, and some of those lines may resurface again now.”

You can bet those massive new hires will remain a rallying cry.

Sheeesh...MUD

Regards...MUD

"Bill Clinton"
(To be sung to the Allman Brother Band's "Melissa")

RATZ HO's seem to come and go...yeah!
Slick Willie LIES from coast to coast,
Rapin' many...trustin' none!!
Killing children, 'cuz it's fun...
But Right knows Slick's Commie SCUM,
Let's Git Bill Clinton!!
Ummmm...Hmmmmmm...

Left stains, DemRATZ think Slick's sane...RATZ LOVE Hussein!!
Justice knows Bill Clinton RAPES!!
Still, Bubba fears Slim's lonely fight...
There Shall Be Justice 'cuz Slick LIED!!
Good Patriots FReep RATS' Chi-Com spies...
Let's FReep Bill Clinton!!
Uhhhmmmmm...hmmmmmmmm...

My FRiends, a new morning dawns...
Yeah, Slick he's on the run...
MUD keeps fightin' 'cuz he cares...
Care enough to DO YER SHARE!!
Reject Left's Fear and Judge'im...Roll on...Roll on!!

RAT-whore'd, will Libs ever let Slick go?!! Lord knows...
Shall more DIE while Clinton Rolls?!
Will RATZ see Slick's feet of clay?!
Wellstone's Spirit stole away!!
But MUD knows that Slick Shall Pay...We'll Git Bill Clinton!!
Yes, I know that Right holds sway...Truth'll Git Bill Clinton!!
Oh yeah...ummmmmmmm...
Folks, I know that Slick Shall Pay...FReepers, GIT Bill Clinton!!!

FReegards...MUD

243 posted on 11/02/2002 9:45 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

Beijing OWNS TraitorJOE!!

Regards...MUD

"Young Elian's Daydreamin'"
(To be sung to Jimmy Buffett's "Havana Daydreamin'")

Fussed and cussed that Reno whore...
"Butch" storm-trooped his new home!
Sent him back to Ol' Castro...
To help her pal, Gore.
Wishin' he'd been older then...
So he wouldda had some rights.
Thinkin' 'bout how sweet FReedom did taste...
Fer his Liberty, he'd fight!!

Young Elian's daydreamin'...
'Bout when his FReedom was swiped away.....

Papa played Ol' Fidel's game...
'Else his own ma'd be dead!
Elian knows the Ultimate Villain...
Was America's Tyrant, Slick!
Couldda stood up strong and bold...
Instead kissed Castro's A$$...
'Cuz Lib'rals believe that real FReedom's obscene...
Said, "Enslave that young lad!!"

Young Elian's daydreamin'...
Lord, he's just schemin' his return to the States!!

(Soothin' guitar/piano reprise)

Greggie Craig, consigliere...
Clinton's private whore...
Fought the case against Liberty...
JUSTICE?! Ain't parta his World!
Sheeple, why should we be resigned...
To accept this Leftist BILE?!!
Let's sing and yell...let's give them Hell!!
We'll be groovin' 'cuz Right's back in style!!

Else young Elian'll be leavin'...
Folks, we'll be stealin' his rights away...
Come on, all you FReepers...
Folks, it's all 'bout FReedom...Elian must stay!!

Doo doo doo dooo doooo...
Doo doo doo dooo dooooooo...

MargaritaVille FReegards...MUD

77 Posted on 06/25/2000 08:53:51 PDT by Mudboy Slim

Regards...MUD

"The Wait"
(To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")

I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten...
"Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!"
"Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!"
MUD just grinned )8^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!

Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and...
You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee- aheee...)

Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!!
Folks saw MUDZ karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side...
MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!"
James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"

Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and...
You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Stalkin' down McAuliffe...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!!
Left fears the Truth...next election is RATZ Judgement Day!!
The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make Dem Leftists see!!
MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"

Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and...
Please put the load Right on me!!

Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts...
Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!"
MUD said, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUDZ a Peaceful Man."
He said, "That's Okay, Boy, I sure pray you git that pr**k!!!"

Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!!
Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and...
Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!!
The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time...
To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!!
Truth sent me here with my FReegards fer everyone!!

Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!!
Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and...
Just fight Dem 'Ho's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!

Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001)

Authoritarian A$$holes, ALL...

Regards...MUD

"Sunburst"
(by Bob Seger)

The crowd without a face
Begins to fill the space
In the arena
Flashlights at his feet
The lion from the street
Awaits the Christians
A single strobe ignites the night

The smoke begins to rise
A sea of staring eyes
Gaze on the sunburst
His weapon at his side
He flashes it with pride
Before his legions
Fires begin to rage
And they engulf the stage
All right
Bring on the night

He's in complete control
He's stepping proud and bold
And everything he touches
Turns to gold
He's got girls by the score
He's got 'em screaming for more
But when they get too close
He bars the door

He makes his great escape
Leaves them in his wake
Without a warning
The ritual is done
A night no longer young
Fades into morning
The sun begins to rise
As he begins to close his eyes

Pre...MUD

364 posted on 1/30/2004, 2:54:59 PM by Mudboy Slim

Regards...MUD

"If You Wanna Git Joe Biden!!"
(To be sung to the Ozark Mountain Daredevils' "If You Wanna Get To Heaven")

(Mudboy on harp...)

I never read it in the papers...I never saw it on the news...
I heard it on Rush Limbaugh...on AM radio...
If you hate RATZ Marxist Power...
You gotta help MUD fer a spell!!
If you wanna git Joe Biden...
We gotta RAISE A LOTTA HELL!!! Yeah...

I am...therefore, I FReep!!
Folks, I feel it in my soul...
Won'tcha meet me at the Cap'tol?!
Let's Impeach!! We'll CONVICT JOE!!
If you wanna know a secret...
You got to promise not to tell!!
Right's gonna Re-Impeach Bill Clinton...
We're gonna put Slick in a cell!!
HELL YEAH!!!

(MUD harpin' like the dickens!!!)

I never thought it'd be too easy...
I never thought it'd be this fun...
But we learned Truth from Rush Limbaugh...
Now, we got RATZ on the run!!
If you fear Freedom's in Danger...
You gotta help WHUP RATZ AlphaMale!!
Folks, WE're Gonna Git Joe Biden...
We'll Dethrone RATZ Soul to HELL!!!

(MUD harpin' fer his dinner!!!)

Folks, we're gonna git Joe Biden...
Trumpsters, gonna git Bill Clinton!!
Gonna send Slick straight to Prison!!
Folks, it's "SIC SEMPER TYRANNUS!!!"

FReegards, all...MUD

1 Posted on 08/07/2000 21:11:04 PDT by Mudboy Slim
('Cuz Justice is worth fightin' fer!!)

Updated on 2021-08-06 by...MUD

$hitcan the F.B.I. and start over...

Regards...MUD

"We're the Far Right!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's version of J. J. Cale's "After Midnight")

We're the Far Right...we're gonna scale Big Guv'ment down!!
We're the Hard Right...we're gonna whup Dem Libs in a rout!!
We're gonna help Trump git some traction...
Right's gonna demand satisfaction....
Left's gonna find out what Right is all about.
We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep DemRATZ from Power!!

We're the Far Right...we'll fulfill Founding Father's dreams...
Truth yields our Might...Righteous gonna make Dem sosh'lists scream!!
We're gonna FReep talk and television...
Left shall heap on their vile derison...
Left's gonna find out what Truth is all about!!
RATZ, we don't bite...still gonna FReep yer slime from Power!!

(Guitar-jammin' interlude)

Yeah, yeah...We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep DemRATZ from Power!!

We're the Far Right...we'll fulfill Founding Father's dreams...
Traitors we'll fight...RightWing's gonna make Dem Leftists scream!!
We're gonna FReep Rush and Hanni-vision...
Left shall fear our deadly precision...
Left's gonna find out what Truth is all about!!
America's Right...still gonna FReep RATZ SCUM from Power!!

We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep Dem fools from Power!!
Ain't 'fraid to fight...Right's gonna WHUP Dem Lefties down!!
Left, say "GoodBye"...November's when yer goin' down!!
We're the Far Right...we're gonna scale Big Guv'ment down!!

Mudboy Slim (5/19/04)

Abolish the irredeemably-CORRUPT F.B.I.!!

Kommie Kalifornia oughtta be ashamed if this LYING SCUMBAG becomes a Senator...

Regards...MUD

"A Farewell to Sleaze!!"
(To be sung to Rush's "A Farewell to Kings")

When they write the pages of history...
And Clinton's Crimes have long been exposed,
Will they write of US with disgust...
For the deeds that we let go?!!

We turned our gaze from vile scandals by the Clintons...
Eyes cast down on the path of least resistance!!
Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!!
DemonRATS are FOOLS to ignore Slick's Spies!!
Treas'nous Demons cloaked in White House guise...
Trashin' all our liberties, while abortin' Unborn lives!!

The DemocRATZ are slandering the Sacred Halls of Truth...
Public Schools unburdening their bitterness on Youth!!
Can't we heed the Laws that made US strong?!!
Ohhh, can't we learn to tell what's Right from what's Wrong?!!
WHAT'S WRONG?!!

Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!!
Socialists protectin' Chi-Com SPIES!!
TeeVee Demons fawning 'bout their guys...
Slayin' all that's True and Good, while scoffin' at The Wise!!
Woah...Can't we raise OUR Voice and make a start?!!
Can't we find the Will to blast Slick's Stonewall apart?!!

Mudboy Slim (9 July 1998)

Abolish the U.S. Dept. of Education...NOW!!

Regards...MUD

"Waco, Texas!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Pocahontas")

Just southward from South Dallas...
Was a scarey firefight...
Agents, they were slaughtered...
When Big Guv'ment flexed its might!!
F.B.I. man...was Force really needed?!!
Guv'ment agents...made babies scream!!

Slick killed folks 'cuz we're Christians...
And Left cut the Righteous down!!
RATZ love to abort babies...
Slick said, "Gun 'em down!!"
Left loathes Righteousness...RATZ love Commie SCUM!!
F.B.I. man, why'd y'all burn 'em up?!

Left massacred our youngest ones... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!)
Willie ran over them with tanks!! (YIE-YIE-YIE!!)
Slick's firebombs silenced children's screams...
And Left's LIES were what really stank!!
Lib'ral paradox..."Was Slick's Massacre FAIR?!!"
Slim's got Indian blood...it's Slick's scalp I'll snare!!

(Guitar pickin'...)

Bill Clinton is a TYRANT!!
Re-Impeach Slick's arse to Hell!!
Let's FReep fer Waco, Texas...
We'll celebrate our wealth!!
We ain't mournin'...it's Justice we seek!!
It's a bold stand...Fer Justice FReep!!

Sure, maybe Janet Reno... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!)
Will LIE like a good hire... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!)
But I know Willie really good...
And Bill Clinton ordered "FIRE!!"
Burnt that Compound down...killed them Christian "FReeaks!!"
Janet Reno...Waco, Texas still stinks!!
Mister Clinton...Waco, Texas still stinks!!
Waco, Texas!!

FReegards...MUD (5/08/2004)

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Regards...MUD

"Big Guv'ment!!"
(To be sung to Steppenwolf's "The Pusher")

You know I pay way too much in tax...
Good Lord, (I) take nuthin' from the till!!
Folks, I never wanted nothin'...
FRom Dem Lib'rals like Bill!!
You know, I've seen a lot of Lib'rals walkin' 'round...
With HATRED in their eyes!!
'Cuz Big Guv'ment don't care...
Ah, if you live or if you die!!

God damn Big Guv'ment!!
God damns--I pray--Big Guv'ment!!
Right shall Devolve Power from Government!!

DemRATZ are schemers...Big Guv'ment is a SHAM!!
Gotta fight back 'gainst "The Man!!"
'Cuz folks, Dem Lib'rals they're all monsters...
Good God, Right's gotta make a stand!!
The Hammer and the Sickle ain't the way!!
Folks, Left's sellin' you all their FReak dreams...
Ah, but Big Guv'ment takes all yer money...
Lord, we'll FReep Dems...we'll FReep fer Righteous Dreams!!

God damn...Big Guv'ment!!
God damns...God damns all Sosh'lists!!
Right must RISE UP, God...smite down Big Guv'ment man!!

Well, now if I were the president of this land...
You know, I'd declare total war on Big Government!!
I'd cut back on our taxes...and I'd cut how much we spend!!
Yes I'd kill Left with my Bible and my FReepin' and my pen!!

God damn Big Guv'ment!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!!
I sing, "God damn, God damn Big Government!!"

FReegards...MUD

311 posted on 06/29/2004 7:46:29 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

Regards...MUD

"What About 'FRee'?!!"
(To be sung to Quicksilver Messenger Service's "What About Me?!")

(MUD on groovy flute and Dougie-FResh on bongos.)

RATZ are headed to slaughter...Hanoi John's a lame GEEK!!
Left believes LIES like children...Med'yuh scorns our Liberty!!
Left's World is slowly fallin' down...
Life's not fair when Good Folks FReep!!
'Cuz those of US who care are tough...Right has to do something...

(Chorus)
Oh.......oh What's Left gonna do about me?!
Oh.......oh Don't DemRATZ care about bein' FRee?!!

Left's newspapers...they just trash Dubyuh...
RATZ hide the REAL Truth..."Kerry's Boring!!"
Left parrots their OLDE ideas...WOW!!
RATZ are socialists for whom Power's "IT!!"
Marxist Slime, yer scary!!

(Chorus)
Oh.......oh Don't y'all care 'bout bein' FRee?!
Oh.......oh Don't y'all care 'bout Liberty?!

Right cares 'bout our Liberty...our ma's din't raise no fools!!
Left fills our penitentiaries...'cuz they're law-breakin' dudes!!
Folks, I feel our future's splendid...if we reject Fed'ral Power!!
Right shall stand up fer what we do believe...
Be prepared to fight Right now!!

(Chorus)
Oh.......oh What's Left gonna do about me?
Oh.......oh Don't Left care 'bout Liberty?!

Folks, Right's dream's not a strange one...FReedomLust begins at birth!!
Slick Willie's just an outlaw...EqualJustice here on Earth!!
DemocRATZ cannot be trusted...when Terror threatens OUR Land!!
Right believes in Devolution...won't the Righteous proudly stand?!

(Chorus)
Oh.......oh Won't y'all rise up fer the FRee?!
Oh.......oh Won't Left Help US Fight Tyranny?!!

Right's smoked marijuana...but we know when It's Time Fer War!!
When there's a chance to liberate...Right shall stand against Vile Power!!
Slick's a fugitive...Bill needs justice...fer betraying Liberty!!
Slick broke rules...committed TREASON...YEAH!
Slick don't deserve to be FRee!!

(Chorus)
Oh.......oh What's Slick gonna do about me?!
Oh.......oh When will Clinton's THUGS intercede?!

Folks, MUDZ dream's not a strange one...fight fer Truth 'gainst Commie SCUM!!
SlickWillie is just an outlaw...Bill should be in a Prison!!
Sure, folks think Slick's invincible...still, Truth's got simple Powers...
Left keeps killing all their children...DemRAT fools, meet FReeperTowne!!

(Chorus)
Oh.......oh What's 'dru gonna do about me?
Oh.......oh What's Rush gonna do about me?
Oh.......oh What's Slick gonna do about me?
Oh.......oh What's Left gonna do about me?

Mudboy Slim

347 posted on 7/1/2004, 1:32:18 AM by Mudboy Slim

Regards...MUD

"JOEY B.!!"
(To be sung to Rod Stewart's "MAGGIE MAY")

Wake up Maggie I think I got something to say to you
It's late September and I really should be back at school
I know I keep you amused but I feel I'm being used
Oh Maggie I couldn't have tried any more
You lured me away from home just to save you from being alone
You stole my heart and that's what really hurt

The morning sun when it's in your face really shows your age
But that don't worry me none in my eyes you're everything
I laughed at all of your jokes my love you didn't need to coax
Oh, Maggie I couldn't have tried any more
You lured me away from home, just to save you from being alone
You stole my soul and that's a pain I can do without

All I needed was a friend to lend a guiding hand
But you turned into a lover and
mother what a lover, you wore me out
All you did was wreck my bed
and in the morning kick me in the head
Oh Maggie I couldn't have tried anymore
You lured me away from home 'cause you didn't want to be alone
You stole my heart I couldn't leave you if I tried

I suppose I could collect my books and get on back to school
Or steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool
Or find myself a rock and roll band that needs a helpin' hand
Oh Maggie I wish I'd never seen your face
You made a first-class fool out of me
But I'm as blind as a fool can be
You stole my heart but I love you anyway

Maggie I wish I'd never seen your face
I'll get on back home one of these days

Pre...MUD

424 posted on 7/5/2004, 2:47:10 PM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH the EX-Rapist-in-Chief!!)

Pookies TOONS ROCK...MUD

"KerryBabe!!"
(To be sung to Rod Stewart's "Maggie May")

Hanoi Kerry, the RightWing's got something to say to you!!
'Til 9 November, we are gonna whup DemRATZ, you fools!!
You know US FReepers confuse...but Kerry's just being used...
Yo, Kerry, you couldn't have LIED any more!!
Yer word, it sure ain't yer bond...
Boy, you LIED 'bout yer brother's-in-arms!!
Slick's got RATZ hearts...DemRATZ don't like "Ol' Lurch!!"

That Botox, boy, really FReaks yer face...won't you act yer age?!
Yer tax hikes ain't needed none...Commie spies, they control the Left!!
You scammed all Dem Lib'ral folks...Lefty, you shouldn't need to coax!!
John Kerry, RATZ couldn't have LIED any more!!
You scored big by beatin' Howard...but Dean's justa Lib'ral coward!!
RATZ steal yer soul...SlickWillie's stain we can do without!!

All Right's needed is ourselves...we are a Righteous Band!!
But DemLib'rals love Big Guv'ment and...
BubbaSlick's got chubber...Left's whores laid down!!
All Left does is whine and beg...
Give ample warning, "Folks, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!"
John Kerry, Press couldn't have LIED anymore!!
Yer word, it sure ain't yer bond...
Boy, you LIED 'bout yer "brothers" in Nam!!
Yer Purple Hearts, you only got them 'cuz you LIED!!

Let's propose we just ignore Left's kooks, we'll just defeat RATZ fools!!
Shan't feel Dem Lib'rals' pain...awake DemonRATZ from bein' Clinton tools!!
Truth's got itself a rock and roll band...spreadin' throughout the Land!!
John Kerry, RATZ wish you'd never joined the race...
You chose a first-class fool fer yer Veep...
Edwards as vile as most lawyer creeps!!
C'mon, let's start...gonna whup you like Mondale!!

Kerry, we wish you'd never joined the race...
You'll get sent back home one of these days!!

Mudboy Slim (7/5/04)

Regards...MUD

"Walk On The VILE Side!!"
(To be sung to Lou Reed's "Walk On the Wild Side")

Willie came from Little Rock, A-R-K...
Politicked his way across the U-S-A.
RAPED some women on the way...
Killed his "friends" 'cuz he was the Prez - Slick said:
"Hey Knaves, take a walk on the Vile Side!!"
Said "Hey Lib'rals, take a walk on the Vile Side!!"

John Huang came from Beijing in Red China.
In Slick's White House, Illegal Funds he laundered!!
But Huang never lost the Prez...
'Cuz Slick's TREASON required bread - Huang said...
"Hey Bill, sell yer NUKES to the Chi-Coms!!"
Said, "Hey Willie, Sell the Rope to hang yer side!!"
And Left's MedyuhShills go, doo dodoo (7x on F C)

Tobackky Al never once gave it away,
Chi-Com monks hadta pay and pay!!
Corruption here fer some TREASON there...
Clinton's White House is the place where they said:
"Hey kids, take a walk on the VileSide!!"
Said "Waco kids, we'll send tanks to make YOU FRY!!"

BourbonBirch Teddy picked up Mary Jo...
Looking for some lovin' from his two-bit HO!!
Drove into the Chappaquiddick, drowned his date then split the scene - Ted said:
"Hey Bobby, Kennedy's can't commit crimes..."
Said, "Hey Jack, DemonRATZ...Ain't We ALL Vile?!!"

HildaBeast's just fading away,
Thought she was VeePee in her day.
Lib'ral Wretch, she covets cash,
Prison's where RAT BI+C#'ll breathe her last - she said:
"Hey Hubbell, thanks fer sirin' my only child!!"
MUD Said, "NooYawkers, Don't Y'all Got Any Pride?!"
And the DemonRATZ go, doo dodoo (7x on F C)

Mudboy Slim
First FReeped 20 July 1997
(re-FReeped 18 February 2003)

Absolutely 100% TRUE!!

Regards...MUD

"War-RATZ!!"
(To be sung to the Who's "Bargain")

Fer Righteous Truths, we shall fight you...
Fer Justice, we'll give all we have!!
The RightWing, we'll triumph ev'ry time and we're MAD!!

DemRATZ support Vice...they like Tyrants!!
Left's words are just Socialist swill!!
Fer Power, RATZ're STOOOPID, olde, and sad!!

The Left promotes TREASON...
Reject Dem Leftist RATZ!!
Dethrone Dem Marxist RATZ!!

Right's boldly standin' and fightin'...
Our FReedoms have been dearly bought...
Fer Justice, Right's gotta lead US to the top!!

Kerry's sayin' LIES just to trick you...
Hanoi John's no good...Fight The Man!!
He LIED, too, 'bout his "brothers" in Viet Nam!!

Right must fight 'gainst Treason...
The Left Loves Tyranny!!
The Left LOATHES all who're FRee!!

The Left's all 'bout Power...
The whole Human Race shall be better...
Our wealth is worth nuthin'...if we lose.
Left's just Commie SCUM, don't be fooled...
Left's PRO-sedition!!
But Right's working to preserve Liberty!!
The FReepers need YOU!!

Right's boldly standin' and fightin'...
Our FReedoms have been dearly bought...
Our Nation...depends on soldiers atop the Wall!!

Right'll pay any price just to win this...
Culture War's 'bout Good against Bad!!
Must fight fools...Right can't empower RATZ Lib'ralMan!!

Right shall win with Honor!!
Rejoice...Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Rejoice...Lib'ralism's DEAD!!

Mudboy Slim

70 posted on 8/2/2004, 4:19:08 PM by Mudboy Slim

Regards...MUD

"Vast RightWing Is Rockin'!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Can't you hear me knockin'?!")

Yeah!!
Yeah, we got Reagan roots...
Yeah, we whup DemRAT fools!!
Left's just victimized...
KerryBOTS...Beijing SPIES!!

Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Don't be Lib'ral!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Medyuh Whore'd!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Won't you help US FReep?! Yeah!!

Johnny Kerry, he's a strange one...
Help US, Nation...we're in danger...
Reject Kerry...he's no leader!!

Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Folks, won't you help US FReep?!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Kerry's UNFIT TO LEAD, yeah!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Yeah...reject John Kerry!!
We're Right NOW!!

RightWing's singin'...FReedom rolls...
Right shall bring it...we got soul!!
Left's just beggin'...RATZ ain't FRee!!
Right's arse-kickin'...Left's fer FReaks!!
We're small-townin'...Right's gonna lead you now!!
Righteous growlin'...Yeah, Right's gonna FReep y'all now...NOW...NOW!!
Hear MUD howlin'...y'all, y'all gotta help US FReep Power!!
RightWing's rockin'...y'all, gonna FReep Left down!!

(cool percussion/guitar/winds ensemble to fade...)

Mudboy Slim

91 posted on 8/5/2004, 12:08:50 AM by Mudboy Slim
(Vast RightWing is Rockin'!!)

Regards...MUD

Regards...MUD

"My FRiends!!"
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "My Friends")

My FRiends, I'm quite impressed...
Yer zeal's unquestioned!!
FReepin' excellence...
Uprise!! 'Cuz TRUTH is on our side!!
Reject Left's swill...you know I will!!

TraitorJOE's got it rough...
Left's gettin' desperate!!
Hunter's Prison-bound...
MUD wants...to give JOE many years...
Fer TREAS'NOUS Acts!!

I love all of you...
Who're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard, demanding TRUTH!!
RATZ, y'all don't know yerself!!

My FRiends are FReedom-blessed...
Let's FReep the World!!
Ignore the LeftWing Press...
They forge...TRUTH, RATZ wanna suppress!!
Left must confess!!

I love all of you...
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard...demanding TRUTH!!
RATZ, y'all don't know yerself!!

Imagine...dream...export Liberty!!
Bein' FRee is "peace"!!
I hurt fer Lib-uhh-rulls...
'Cuz Marx is DEAD!!
Each tyrant's bound to fall...
Muslims...yer trust is what we want...
As FRiends, we'll live!!

I love all of you...
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Life's hard...Demand the Truth!!
RATZ, y'all don't know yerself!!

Mudboy Slim

1 posted on 09/18/2004 8:35:05 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim

Updated today...MUD

Regards...MUD

"Rally Fer Our Nation!!"
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Californication")

Slick's a spy fer China...
Leftists' zeal's to smite FReeNations!!
Lib-uh-rulls love Sweden...
Dreams of Amsterdam libations...
Dem Lib'rals want Big Guv'ment dreams...
Right, Rally Fer Our Nation!!

The Beacon fer the world...
Pride of the western civilization...
We're warriors fightin' fer Peace!!
Unleash the wisdom derived via liberation!!
Left's oh so queer...RATZ're HollyWeird!!
Folks, Rally Fer Our Nation!!

Dubyuh's surgin' very well...
November 3rd awaits US!!
Reject the Left's spin...help FReedom win...
'Tis Culture War we're waging!!

[Chorus:]
Airborne...uniform...
MUDZ corps...just war...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!

Kerry's [like] a girl...Hanoi Kerry, he destroyed...
Lied about his own conflagrations...
JohnnyBoy LIED...fer the Viet Cong side...
Genghis Khan's mis-information!!
Lied 'bout his bronze star...and three purple hearts...
John LIED to the whole Nation!!

TRUTH is what Dem Lib'rals most fear...
Should be shamed by their Michael Moore baseness!!
Limbaugh, you shall hear fer years...
Righteous songs on yer AM stations!!
Our liberties are here to stay...
We're FReepin' fer our Nation!!

Oooh-ahh-ooooh...oooh-ahh-ooooh...

RATZ're stained...they chose their way...
Devolve Power to the States, men...
Everybody, we're due fer Right's righteous liberation!!

[Chorus:]
War-torn...Desert Storm...
Must win...fight sin...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!

Corruption breeds 'cuz Dem Lib'rals WON'T know...
But good FReepers rule this Nation!!
'Cuz God looks out fer those hearts so stout...
We're just another FReedom station!!
Come, righteous waves, Truth'll save the world...
FReep fer our Liberation!!

Dubyuh's surgin' very well...
November 3rd awaits US!!
Slick's takin' a rest...John's just a test...
'Tis Clinton's scalp MUDZ craving!!

[Chorus:]
War-torn...Desert Storm...
Must win...fight sin...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!

Mudboy Slim (09/15/2004)

Regards...MUD

To hear Joe Biden tout the benefits of his so-called Bidenomics program, one would think things in the country are just ducky. Unfortunately for Biden and his plans to ride this program into the White House in 2024, the American people aren’t stupid.

The plan, touted in Chicago yesterday, includes making public investments, empowering and educating American workers, and promoting competition. All of this takes money — which the government doesn’t have. It only has what it takes by force from taxpayers, then redistributes it to parties and people that it favors, while punishing those it disfavors.

In a memo obtained by the New York Post, Biden advisors Anita Dunn and Mike Conilon touted the benefits of his program: “There is clear and compelling evidence that Bidenomics is both a winning economic strategy that is delivering results, and an approach that is strongly supported by the vast majority of the American people.” Really? Let’s look.

The latest poll from the Associated Press reveals that barely a third of U.S. adults approve of Biden’s economic performance, while seven out of 10 rate the economy as poor. A Fox News poll finds that only one in five Americans believe that “Bidenomics” is helping them. A Gallup poll finds that three-quarters of Americans think economic conditions are getting worse, not better.

These Americans have seen their weekly average earnings, adjusted for inflation, drop from $400 when Biden took office to $378. That’s a five- percent decline. They see through the “13 million new jobs created” myth promoted by Biden. Those are jobs that had been lost during the pandemic, and came back without any help from the Biden administration. They’ve seen their 401k plans lose money since Biden took over. And they remember that inflation was just one percent when he entered the Oval Office, as compared to the nine percent they suffered under just a few months ago.

They also refuse to buy in to the concept that “trickle-down” economics doesn’t work. That economic concept — often referred to as “supply-side” economics based on the Laffer Curve — posits that when tax rates are reduced, the economy grows, creating more tax revenues along with a higher standard of living for everyone.

The latest numbers on just how well that theory works in the real world were reported by the Tax Foundation in January. In 2020 taxpayers reported more than $12.5 trillion in adjusted gross income, an increase of $650 million over the previous year. That report also put the lie to Biden’s claim that the “rich aren’t paying their fair share.” According to the foundation, the top one percent of taxpayers paid an average rate of 26 percent of their income in federal income taxes, a rate “more than eight times higher than the 3.1 percent average rate paid by the bottom half of taxpayers.”

In addition, the Tax Foundation reported, while the top one percent’s share of the national income rose from 20.1 percent in 2019 to 22.2 percent in 2020, their share of federal income taxes paid rose from 38.8 percent to 42.3 percent. Say that again: The top one percent of taxpayers paid almost 43 percent of the total income taxes paid in 2020. And Biden thinks they aren’t carrying their share of the load.

Alfredo Ortiz is the president and CEO of Job Creators Network. On Monday he released this summary of Bidenomics:

President Biden is desperate to distract from his failed economic policies heading into an election year, so he is attempting to hide them under a “Bidenomics” rebrand. Yet even with the help of the media, ordinary Americans and small businesses will see through this PR stunt as they continue to experience a stagflationary economy due to Biden’s policies. Biden’s reckless spending has caused the cost of goods and services to increase by more than 15% over the course of his presidency, leading to declining real wages and living standards. Biden’s regulations and tax increases have led to anemic economic growth. Calling this failed economic agenda “Bidenomics” won’t change the fact that Biden’s presidency will be forever remembered by Bidenflation and stagflation."

Regards...MUD

"No Sympathy for Dem Lib'rals!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil")

Please allow me to introduce the World...
To the Left, they feel no shame!
Been around here for forty long years...
Stole many young man's Hope and Faith!
Fascists're in Power when Jesus Christ...
Bore our crosses and bore our pain.
Made damn sure our Savior...
Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign!
Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame!
Despite their righteous talk, more Power is Left's aim!!

They saw their chance in St. Petersburg,
When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed.
Killed the Czar and his ministers...
As well as any Man who dared Think!
They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks...
When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank!
Please believe me...Socialists are to blame!
Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!

They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed...
Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained!
They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?"
While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free!
Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"...
But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!

I swear to you, DemocRATZ are to blame!
Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is Left's Arrogant Lack of Shame!
Ah, yeah!...Let's Go Out and Get'em, Boyz!!!

(BigMan on Lead Guitar, Vesuvius on Rhythm...Dr. MonDremo ticklin' the ivories and MUD shakin' the tambourine)

Please believe me, Slick's Tyrants are to blame.
Oh yeah! But what's important now is next Destroying Ol' Slick's Name!!!
Ummmm...YEAH!!

'Cuz the Prez'dent's just a Criminal...and all his critics Saints!
While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint!
So when you see Slick, show due courtesy...
But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's The Snake!
Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show yer face!!

Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name!
Ummm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton DOWN is why I must serenade.
Ummm, I mean it...RE-IMPEACH!!...Yeehawww...INDICT!!...Let's CONVICT that RATBOY!!!
Ah, yeah!!!

Tell you Country, "Lib'rals" are their name.
Tell you, Voters, it's something you can change!!!
Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?!!
Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!!
Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!

MUDBOY SLIM

1 Posted on 04/24/2000 06:24:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim