(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power?
How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee?
How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!!
How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs,
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE?
How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries?
How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin...
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
Mudboy Slim
#80: Mudboy Slim To: Cyber-Band, conservativemusician, sultan88, jla, Happygal, Landru, goldilucky, FreeTheHostages (#78)
(To be sung to BB King's "The Thrill is Gone")
The thrill is gone,
JoeBidenz goin' away!!
Yes, JOE is gone, Lib'rals,
Slick Murdered Ron Brown, he did!!
You Know JOE's Done US Wrong, Nation,
And it's High Time Dem Marxists Paid!!
Yes, JOE, yer done,
Punk ain't gettin' 'way from me,
Right AIN'T Movin' On, JOEY,
Yer shrill Media can't help ya stay FRee!!
Although, RATS'll still live on,
It'll be without Slick Willie!!
Yes, BIDENZ Bombed...
Joe Biden, he ain't no good!!
Oh, yes RATZ have bombed babies,
Says killin' kids is good,
Someday, RATZ know chicks'll shun Left's "charms", Ladies...
Just like all Righteous Men do!!
You know I FReep...FReepin' YOU, JOEY!!
Right's FRee from yer spell,
JOE, we'll FReep...FReep 4 Justice!!
Right'll FReep YOU, RapistBill!!
BOY, you know that it's all over,
JOE, we're gonna FReep you straight to Hell!!
Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim
480 posted on 1/6/2003, 10:05:38 PM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-13 11:49:09 Reply Private Reply
#81: Mudboy Slim To: All (#79)
For the second time this season, the Virginia Cavaliers accumulated nearly 600 yards of offense, and lost by three scores.
In both of those games, Virginia fell behind early. Virginias offense is good enough to play catchup, but the defense
hasnt been good enough to keep the opposition in check for very long. This time, turnovers also hurt.
The Hoos now turn their attention to #7 Notre Dame in their final out of conference game of the season.
The Irish are 8-1 and coming off a 34-6 win over Navy. The Midshipmen actually held a 3-0 lead at the end of the first quarter,
but never got anything going offensively.
Virginia is coming off a much-needed bye week, following a tough loss on the road to BYU. Of course the big story
is the availability of Virginia QB Brennan Armstrong. The nations total offense leader suffered broken ribs
late against BYU and his status is unknown at this point.
When: Saturday, November 14, 7:30 Eastern
Where: Scott Stadium
TV: ABC
DraftKing Odds: Virginia is a 5.5 point underdog
WahooWah...MUD33
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-13 11:58:36 Reply Private Reply
#82: Mudboy Slim To: Lady Diana, SheelyM aka Partee@Hardeez, BORIS' Beckster, EENER, SHEEN, KerryP (#79)
For the GOOD of the Country, Veep KamelToe Harrass needs 2 RESIGN!!
Then, SleepyJoe Biden needs to name Donald Trump as VEEP...then CreepyJoe can RESIGN!!
Then, TheDonald can run UNOPPOSED in the Autumn of 2024...and the Nation can start to HEAL!!
Quite SincereLEE...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-13 12:05:25 Reply Private Reply
#83: Mudboy Slim To: All U MORONZ who Voted for THIS MORON-in-Chief, BTW Pookies Toons ROCK (#82)
Remember the Good Ol' Daze of Yore, when America was Energy-Independent, thanks to Donald Trump? I do...
Becuz even Gorillaz are SMARTER than Dem DeeCee RATZ...duhh!!
RESIGN NOW, YOU BRAINDEAD MORON!! YOU ARE EMBARRASSING MUDZ COUNTRY, YOU Marxist FREAK!!
Quite SincereLEE...MUD33
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-13 12:15:09 Reply Private Reply
#84: Mudboy Slim To: Cyber-Band, Landru, Snow Bunny, Paul Cruce, Clarity, BADJOE (#79)
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Hey Jude")
It's true!! The Left's been had...
Took a bad man and made him Prez'dent.
You Lib'rals, you let Slick into yer heart...
Now we must start to make it better!!
Poltroons, don't be afraid...
Righteous shall just go out and GIT HIM!!
The minute we accept Bill's corruption,
Then Slick will win...we'll have sanctified SIN!!
Yeah, Willie says, "I feel yer pain."
Poltroons, be sane!! Don't tell me The World Will End Without him!
And don't you know y'all look like FOOLS, you shameless TOOLS,
Repeatin' lyin' words...yer part in Slick's Spin!!
Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...
Hey News, you let US down...
Bill's a Felon...let's go and GIT HIM!!
Leftist Medyuh, you shouldda known from the start...
Still, there's time to report, unless yer all blinded!!
So sing out loud about Slick's sins...
Poltroons...DIG IN!! We're looking fer someone to believe in!!
Folks, don't you know Bill Clinton's screwed?!
Networks, you too!!
Left's Template offends all Good Americans!!
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Yeah...
Poltroons, don't look so sad...
Bill's a bad man, he'll go to Prison!!
You Lib'rals, you best be runnin' from Slick...
Or next election...will be a slaughter, slaughter, slaughter, slaughter, Slaughter, slaughter...oooh!!
Yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh...dah dah dah dah...dah dah dah dah...
Poltroons...dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...
Poltroons....
:
Mudboy Slim (4 August 1998)
The More Things Change, The More They Stay The Same...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-13 12:28:14 Reply Private Reply
#85: Mudboy Slim To: pookie18 (#83)
"FAREWELL, BRANDON!! FAREWELL, BRANDON!! FAREWWELL, BRANDON!!
You won't be missed by MOST!!"
MUD LOVES me some Winsome Sears!!
I say we STUFF BIG BIRD and EAT HIM 4 Thanksgiving!!
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-13 12:35:17 Reply Private Reply
#86: Mudboy Slim To: All (#84)
(To be sung to U2 and B.B. King's "When Love Comes To Town")
The King of the GREASERS...MudBoySlim!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Slick is a Traitor...Vile Threat to the FRee!!
Lib'rals Give Slick All Raves...Right's Gonna Make Sheeple SEE!!
RightWing's fer Fighters...Put a Hurtin' on the Left!!
Next we'll stand and sing all the things Right's said.
When MUD comes to town,
We're Gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Rush comes to town,
Right's Gonna Save the Day!!
FReepers, Left is Wrong, they'll always let you down,
And Slick Killed Twenty Kids when he Burned Waco Down!!
(TheBigMan puttin' a hurtin' on his LesPaul...)
RATS call it "Love" when they enslave black kids...
Left keeps making promises that their DOLTS soon forget.
Juanita, she was RAPED...'cuz she trusted DemRATS!!
Then Slick left her crying said, "Put Ice on it, ma'am!!"
Ran into a juke joint...we shall make Slick Willie SQUEEEEEAL!!
The Voters shall learn the Truth...Vile RAPISTS can't feel!!
As MUD's music played, Right helped Country turn around...
Right'll Save The Day once Ol' Rush comes to town!!
When MUD comes to town,
We're gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Rush comes to town,
Right's gonna Save the Day!!
Baby, Right was Wrong to ever let you down,
But Right did what it did before MUD went to town!!
(Mudboy on harmonica.....squeelin'it!!!)
When MUD comes to town,
Right's gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Rush comes to town,
We'll Kick A$$ then take names!!
FReepers, Right was wrong to ever let you down,
But they did what they did before MUD FReeped RATS' clowns!!
(Conservativemusician kickin' it on lead guitar!!)
I was there when Left crucified my Lord...
I'll sing 'gainst Willie while Good FReepers Teach the World!!
Right Can't "Be Nice" as we Kill RATS' Pride...
But we'll see Truth conquer the RATS' BigLies!!
When MUD comes to town,
We're gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Rush comes to town,
Right's gonna Save the Day!! Baby, Right was Wrong to ever let you down, But Right did what it did before MUD went to town!!
(second solo by the DiscoDave)
"Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.........."
{c:fade}
MOJO's workin' fine...LOL!!
Mudboy Slim
389 posted on 12/31/2002 4:02 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
Let's ROLL...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-13 12:40:27 Reply Private Reply
#87: Mudboy Slim To: A K A Stone (#74)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Well, it's about FRIGGIN' TIME, KarmaKing, hooEVER and WHAT ever you might be...
SHEEESH. nothing but curve balls for the last friggin' decade- PLUS...thank you, though.
It is only thru the overcoming of hardships--AND THE BEARING OF BURDENS--that we can GROW and FLOURISH as INDIVIDUAL Americans,
no matter what colPrayersUP 4 those who are suffering these days, but it also looks mighty bright just UP AHEAD, as in November 2022 we will be electing an ANTI_BIDEN Congressional Majority and that is just a PRELUDE to November 2024, when President Donald John Trump sweeps in a humongous, multi-racial majority to win the Presidency for ALLEGEDlee THIRD STRAIGHT TIME...LOL @ all you IGNORANT, RAT-minions and RATZ and RINOZ and poseurs and profiteers...WE THE PEOPLE have a County to RESUSCITATE...get on board or GET THE FUCKJ OUT OF OUR WAY, U, pussy- hat-wearing MORONS MIS-educated by an appallingLEE HORRIFIC University system. or they are or who they support at the ballot box.
CAPICHE?!!
Do I stutter?
MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-15 13:51:31 Reply Private Reply
#88: Mudboy Slim To: Sultan88, yankhater, Landru, Biff Tannen, HappyGal, jla, CherryBomb_88, Angelwood, BufordP, holdonnow, M.Thatcher, ReaganMan, taxman (#87)
Ol' Uncle JOE shore is a HOOt...
Until he gets US into another World War...China and Russia versus America and whatever allies we have that
can still fight against the EVILS of TYRANNY!! Only a Chinese Civil War, be it thru Peaceful Protests or WHATEVER**, can save US from this trap into which BIDENZ Handlers are steering this Country.
It must just SUCK 2 B a RAT or a RINO just about now...
but I fear for what BIDENZ INFIRMATIES may cost this Nation in Blood and Treasure.
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN "essential Federal BureaucRAT"!!
In all future Commissar Fauci-produced and financed pandemics,
Let US ALL AGREE 2 just give ALL BUREAUCratz an UNPaid, un-pensioned,
Unceremonial PERMANENT leave of absence!!!
America will only TRULY THRIVE when DeeCee, Northern Virginia and Maryland suburbs and exurbs undergo and SEVERE REGIONAL RECESSION!!
Regards, all...and let's all endeavor to BE KIND" to our neighbors and those whose paths cross ours.
A better world starts with you doing one nice thing today...
Maybe tomorrow you can shoot for two (2) nice things to do for strangers,
And eventualLEE this practice may even become an enjoyable habit...especially as those you meet will MAJIKlee respond IN KIND.
MAJIK is SURREAL.. MUD33
BTW...Biff Tannen can SUCK MUDZ CAULK, you pussy-tansvestite BUU- RAPIST!!
BTW2...**Assassination of VladimirP and/or Xi...
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-15 14:12:20 Reply Private Reply
#89: Mudboy Slim To: Jim Robinson, Captain HOOee, WilmaSue Carr-Lott, Bippee, Lyin'Cheatin'DOG, BORIS aka BRUTUS the BACKstabber, Lady Diana, Shelley@Hardeez, Boris'sBeckster, EENER (#86)
When the True Don of FreeRepublic.com infers that you may have gone over to the Dark Side, it's probably time to take a self-imposed TIME-OUT...
Unless something unforeseen occurs in the meantime, I hope to see y'all on Monday...BRIGHT & SHINEY!!!
"I Dreamed I Met Jim Robinson!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "I Dreamed I Saw St. Augustine")
(Mudboy on harp...)
I dreamed I met Jim Robinson,
Dude's loved by all who FReep!!
Lurkin' 'roun' Jim's Forum, FRiends...
Fightin' fer our Liberty!!
We're defending our Right to Bear Arms...
Leftists' Culture's oh so cold...
Battling fer OUR Country's Soul...
Our Forefathers Make US Bold!!
"RiseUP, my FRiends!!" MUD sang out loud,
In a voice without restraint,
"Come out, my gifted FReeperFRiends...
Help US Put Slick in CHAINS!!
No Lib'ral is amongst US now...
Whom RATZ can call "HERO!!"
So Fight the Fight 4 Liberty...
And know You're Not Alone!!"
(MUD workin' the harmonica hard...)
I dreamed I FReeped with Rush Limbaugh,
Libs cower at his every breath!!
And I dreamed MUD was amongst the ones...
Who FReeped Slick 'til his Death!!
NO, I don't FReep in anger,
Just becuz EX-Prez'dent LIED!!
We Just Love Whuppin' DemocRAT A$$...
Folks, Raise Yer Voice With Pride!!
(Sweet Harpin' to close...)
FReegards...MUD
398 posted on 01/01/2003 2:41 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
745 posted on 1/10/2003, 4:36:06 PM by Mudboy Slim
(Theoden was a Great Man Held Back By WormTongues...MUD)
MUDZ Family is CHOCK FULL of Wormtongues, LIARZ, CHEATZ, and THIEVEZ.
Quite SincereLEE...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-15 14:43:27 Reply Private Reply
#90: Mudboy Slim To: All (#88)
Hear hear, Pastor Anthony Chandler, my BELOVED FRIEND and MENTOR
The Pride** of Cedar Street Baptist Church in Richmond, Virginia...
His beautiful wife, LadyC, is the JOY or our congregation.
And MUDZ singin' in the Choir, but calling out TheRev 4 his RAVENZ pathetic performance last time out...
while my "Richmond RedXinZ"** aka "the RXZ"** WHUPPED UP on the Defending Super Bowl Champ
and that sneaky bassTURD they have winning all the friggin Super Bowlz lately...LOL!!
But he is good people nonetheless.
**MUDZ copyrighted both those names...pass it on.
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-15 14:55:56 Reply Private Reply
#91: Mudboy Slim To: All Cedar Street Baptist Churchmemberz, Pastor Chandler, LadyC (#90)
Utmost regardzzz...MUD33
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-15 14:58:40 Reply Private Reply
#92: Mudboy Slim To: All Cyber-Bandmembers, The Syntaurz, DiscoDave, TheBigMan, D*MONdre, JazzyJosh, Snake, Fingerz, KROW, SHOWzee, DuhSKOL, MUDmonsky MUDmanski (#89)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "What Good Am I?!")
What good am I...if I'm like all the rest?
If I just turn away...when Slick's slaughterin' kids...
If I shut myself off...sit 'n' bitch, moan, and whine...
What...good...am...I?!
Why, tell me why...won't the Press tell the Truth?
'Bout Slick's deal with Beijing...'bout the Dead Slick's thugs shoot?
Should I just drink my beer...forget Slick's TREASON and his LIES?!
Whose...FOOL...am...I?!
What good am I...if I fail to FReep?!
Should I lay down in bed...try to restlessly sleep?
When I've seen Waco pictures...children carelessly FRIED...
What...good...am...I?!
Do I tell my kids...that Dad failed the FRee?!
FOLKS, WE MUST MAKE OUR STAND...LET'S DETHRONE WILLIE!!!
Prosecute all his crimes...let's send Slick to Prison!!
Soon, Slick'll RESIGN...or we'll RE-IMPEACH!!!
What good am I...if I bless foolish things?
If I cower in the face of...Vile Tyranny?!
Shall I just turn my back...while our Liberties die?!
I...would...rather...die!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW..."Give Me Liberty of Give Me Death" Patrick Henry...1775,
St. John's Church; Richmond, VA...
Where MUD married EENER on the 31st of July 1993...
Worth the visit, y'all, and the MUDcavez just 5 blocks yonder...
Yo...FReepers!!
The 12th of August 2000 is set in stone...meet in DeeCee at the White House between eleven and twelve at Monica's Gate...
WE MARCH AT HIGH NOON and will be ending up at the Lincoln Memorial where we will have a stage set up.
Bring yer own beverages, lawn chairs, picnic lunches, whatever...
And enjoy an afternoon of patriotic speeches, patriotic music, and full- fledged, 100% Clinton-bashin'!!!
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
More details to follow, so bookmark this thread and bump it when you can.
Patriotic FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 08/03/2000 08:21:55 PDT by Mudboy Slim
793 posted on 1/13/2003, 7:33:06 AM by Mudboy Slim
(RighteousRageRolls Over RottenRATZ!!)
Heh heh heh...time flies when yer having fun fighting 4 your grandchildrenz Rights to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness!!
Tell the DeeCeeSwampDwellerz--and their Voting Base of Incompetent LEECHES
and LOSERZ of Lifes Lottery!!--2 GO FUCK THEMselves...NOW!!
DEVOLVE POWER OUTTA DEECEE...NOW!!
And LEAVE MUD ALONE, U RAT-bassTURDZ!!
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-15 15:19:00 Reply Private Reply
#93: Mudboy Slim To: All (#90)
Don't kid yerself, BarryO, the ObamaNation isw 2 BLAME 4 the BIDEN FIASCO...
and Barack Obama is just a born&bred White Marxist in a black man's skin&clothing...YOU, SIR, are a WhiteBoyHonkey and you cannot dance worth a plug nickel.
"SOW"** said the Word of...MUD33
BTW...**and in the Spring we shall REAP!!
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-15 15:25:22 Reply Private Reply
#94: Mudboy Slim To: JustANobody (#90)
The FEDERAL Bureau of Investigation has become a useful TOOL 4 depriving Americans of their God-Given Rights
and should NEVER BE TRUSTED further than you can throw them.
J. Edgar Hoover was a full-fledged FREAK...so are these RAT/RINO SwampCreatures!!
Dinesh speaketh TheTruth...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-15 15:31:08 Reply Private Reply
#95: Mudboy Slim To: stand watie, FreeTheHostages, jla, sultan88, M. Thatcher, Landru, ForGod'sSake, scholar, dead (#0)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Ring Them Bells")
Ring Dem bells, you heathens with yer Big Guv'ment schemes...
Ring Dem bells from yer sanctuaries where Vile Lib'rals preach!!
"Re-Impeach!!" Mudboy cried...
"We've got Truth on OUR side...
"And Clinton's Power's fractured...Sweet Justice be Thine!!"
Ring Dem bells, good FReepers, let yer OUTRAGE show!!
Ring Dem bells...make yer righteous stand, so John Ashcroft will know!!
Folks, it's Rush Hour now...
Help us FReep 'gainst the Power!!
Lord, the sun is goin' down upon Left's sacred cows!!
Ring Dem bells, Sweet Justice, tell yer Congressman...
Ring Dem bells so the World will know Gary Winnick's SCUM!!
Folks, the Networks are asleep...
But their Power's weak...
And the Country's still filled with lost sheep.
Ring Dem bells...fer Left's Blind Ignorance!!
Ring Dem bells for those morally-bereft!
Ring Dem bells for Left's chosen few...
Who would judge the many...
Yet say, "Slick is KEWL!!"
Ring Dem bells for the Chi-Com SPIES...
For the kids that died...
When innocents FRIED!!
Ring Dem bells, brave Patriots, shan't let Tyranny bloom!!
Ring Dem bells for our Sailors whom Slick Willie entombed!!
List of crimes is long...
But Bold FReepers are strong...
And we're breakin' down resistance to Rightin' Wrongs!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW...Folks, it's time we demonstrated the Power of FReepin' to those who would deprive us of Justice and Liberty!! Terry McAuliffe, outspoken proponent of Campaign Finance Reform and Chairman of the DNC, has committed multiple FELONIES to get to his position of prominence in the DemocRATic Party, yet no one seems willing to hold him accountable!! As Bill Clinton's Chief Fundraiser in the '96 Presidential elections, McAuliffe was the mastermind behind the Union/DemocRAT scheme to bilk hard-working blue-collar workers out of Millions of Dollars of Pension Funds so as to provide Bill Clinton with the cash to retain his position of Power, and no INDICTMENT has been forthcoming. Elle Bee tells me there is a 5-year Statute of Limitations--expiring this Fall--on this Crime, and George Bush's Attorney General, John Ashcroft, has not said one word about holding the DNC Chairman accountable for his crimes!! THIS INJUSTICE SHALL NOT STAND!!
A small contingent of Justice-loving FReepers have--for almost two years--been promoting a series of threads exposing McAuliffe's long criminal history, but now it's time to take the Truth beyond FreeRepublic!! Please assist our efforts with your emails, phone calls, and snail mails to those who need to expose this lowlife SCUM for all the World to see!!
Thanks for your help in Ringin' the Bells of Justice!!
FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 08/17/2001 22:59:43 PDT by Mudboy Slim (NOW or NEVER Time, FReepers!!)
FReegards...MUD
974 posted on 1/19/2003, 3:38:27 PM by Mudboy Slim (A New Axis Of EVIL...Osama, Sodom, and Slick!!)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-15 15:36:53 Reply Private Reply
#96: Vinny To: Mudboy Slim (#95)
Vinny posted on 2021-11-16 09:49:43 Reply Private Reply
#97: Mudboy Slim To: Vinny, biff tannen, Jethro Tull, war, Jhoffa_ (#96)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
He ain't laughing @ MUD, so he must B laughing @ U, beachez...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-16 12:06:56 Reply Private Reply
#98: Mudboy Slim To: Vinny (#96)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-16 12:07:57 Reply Private Reply
#99: Mudboy Slim To: All (#98)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-16 12:08:15 Reply Private Reply
#100: Mudboy Slim To: All (#99)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-16 12:08:28 Reply Private Reply
#101: Mudboy Slim To: pookie18 (#1)
Tain't MAJIK**, tis "POOKIE'S TOONS!!"
HOO sed? MUD sed...HOO axed YOU, DUMBass? U need a butt-WHUPPIN'?
BOY, U smell like week-old rotten fish, breathe slowly and rhythmicalLEE, and U@ can have a baBEE LeManZ...
HONEY, U shrunk MUDZ wallet...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-16 12:15:52 Reply Private Reply
#102: Mudboy Slim To: Vinny (#96)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-16 12:17:09 Reply Private Reply
#103: Mudboy Slim To: megura, Biff tannen, nolu_chan, Jethro Tull, (#102)
Where Antifa memberz and BernieBackerz and HildaBeastz and SlickWillieKneelerz and the infamous Kennedy/Dodd Secretary Sandwiches are the stuff of Legend...
RATZ have always been SCUMMY, and NOW so are the RINO- Never-Trumperz---
EAT THEM ALL 4 dinner come next November, BEECHES...MUD33
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-16 12:22:23 Reply Private Reply
#104: Mudboy Slim To: All Antifa ButtOxRapistsBangerz and other DemocRATZ and BureaucRATZ and PlutocRATZ (#103)
TABB, Intl. ... TrySexual Antifa ButtOxBangerz , International Unlimited 4ever & EVER...OOH la la.. ===
TABB, IU4&E...MUD
BTW...there ain't NO SUCH THANG AS AN eseential federal bUREACrat...period...MIC DROP...END OF DEBATE. fIRE all dEM bEEcEE bUREAUCratz...now!!
bUDGET CRISIS SOLVED...YER WELCOME. nOW LEAVE mud b...mud33
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-16 12:32:15 Reply Private Reply
#105: Mudboy Slim To: All (#104)
Antifa Initiation is ALL ABOUT SODOMization, from start 2 finish...I've seen the video...pretty sick stuff!!
Do YOU have what it takes to be a TRYsexual Antifa member?!
I shore hope not...4 yer sake, dude...MUD33
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-16 12:35:19 Reply Private Reply
#106: Mudboy Slim To: All (#94)
Truth...
RATZ B KRAY-KRAY, dooodz...**
**certified jive talk...
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-16 12:40:01 Reply Private Reply
#107: Mudboy Slim To: A K A Stone, conservativemusician, PokerFace, PokerKid, Poker? I just MET her...sheeesh...gimme a sec... or maybe THREE 3 (#74)
Mud is the Godfather of the Black threads."
683 posted on 1/9/2003, 11:12:03 PM by conservativemusician (no scalawags here)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-16 12:47:14 Reply Private Reply
#108: Mudboy Slim To: Cyber-Band, Syntaurz, Native-American TeaPartier (#95)
(To be sung to Boston's "More Than A Feeling")
(conservativemusician on guitar...BigMan helpin' out)
Right woke up this morning and RAT scum was gone,
FReeped UP some music to start my day,
And lost myself in a mudboyslim song.
I close my eyes and I FReep away...
It's more than a feeling (more than a feeling)
When I hear that old song they used to play (more than a feeling)
And I begin dreaming (more than a feeling)
'Till I see MariJane growin' fer FRee,
I see my Marianne walking away.
So many FReepers have come and gone,
Their ScreenNames fade as the years go by;
Yet I still recall as I wander on, as clear as the sun
In the summer sky.
It's more than a feeling (more than a feeling)
When I hear Mudboy's songs that Limbaugh plays (more than a feeling)
And Right Begin Leading (RATwhore'd is reelin')
'Till I see Marianne walk a- way,
I see my Marianne walking away.
HEY!!!
(cm and BigMan workin' their axes in tandem)
Yes, I'm wired and thinking bold,
I hide in my music, forget the day and
Dream of a World Right used to know
I LOATHE Slick's LIES so I FReep away.
TRUTH FReeps awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!
(Guitars SQUEEEELIN')
It's more than a feeling (RATwhore'd be squeeealin!!)
When I hear FReeper songs Rush Limbaugh plays (SlickBoy BE SQUEEEEELIN'!!!!)
And MUD begins FReepin' (more than a feeling)
'Till I see MariJane growin FReeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! (LOL!!)
I see Dutch Reagan smilin' at me.
Mid...MUD
554 posted on 1/8/2003, 5:21:13 PM by Mudboy Slim (Heh heh heh...MUD!!)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-16 13:00:28 Reply Private Reply
#109: Mudboy Slim To: Capt. J.G. MOEreese, USN 31 years, Capt. BIPPY MOEreese, USAF 22 years (#106)
"FAREWELL, BRANDON!! FAREWELL, BRANDON!! FAREWELL, BRANDON!!
FAREWELL, BRANDON!! FAREWELL, BRANDON!! FAREWELL, BRANDON!!
FAREWELL, BRANDON!! FAREWELL, BRANDON!! FAREWELL, BRANDON!!"
Not a matter of "IF" now, just a matter of "WHEN?!"
Regards...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-16 13:08:30 Reply Private Reply
#110: Mudboy Slim To: conservativemusician, Cyber-Band, My Favorite Headache (#108)
(To be sung to Rush's "A Farewell to Kings")
When they write the pages of history...
And Clinton's Crimes have long been exposed,
Will they write of US with disgust...
For the deeds that we let go?!!
We turned our gaze from vile scandals by the Clintons...
Eyes cast down on the path of least resistance!!
Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!!
DemonRATS are FOOLS to ignore Slick's Spies!!
Treas'nous Demons cloaked in White House guise...
Trashin' all our liberties, while abortin' Unborn lives!!
The DemonRATS are slandering the Sacred Halls of Truth...
Public Schools unburdening their bitterness on Youth!!
Can't we heed the Laws that made US strong?!!
Ohhh, can't we learn to tell what's Right from what's Wrong?!!
WHAT'S WRONG?!!
Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!!
Socialists protectin' Chi-Com SPIES!!
TeeVee Demons fawning 'bout their guys...
Slayin' all that's True and Good, while scoffin' at The Wise!!
Woah...Can't we raise OUR Voice and make a start?!!
Can't we find the Will to blast Slick's Stonewall apart?!!
Mudboy Slim (9 July 1998)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-16 13:14:43 Reply Private Reply
#111: Mudboy Slim To: All (#109)
fAREWELL, bRANDON!! fAREWELL, bRANDON!! fAREWELL, bRANDON!!
Nancy Pelosi is the BIGGEST, most-prolific WHORE on Capital Hill...even worse and AOC, imho...
Both take it UP THE ARSE in exchange 4 political Power!!
FUCK THAT...EVERYONE ELSE HAS...LOL!!!
Truth HURTS, RATZ...MUD33
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-16 13:21:14 Reply Private Reply
#112: Mudboy Slim To: All Old Men, White, Black, Brown, Yellow, Red, Gay, Straight, Blue, Green, Landru, Sultan88, jla (#110)
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Old Man")
Ol' Man, look at my life...
I'm a lot like you were.
Ol' Man, look at my life...
I'm a lot like you were...
Ol' Man, look at your life...
Fifty-Four and a Chi-Com Whore!!
Live alone in a Paradise...
Cheap Hussies blowin' you!!
Trust tossed, such a cost...
Integrity...it's long been lost.
WACO-Boy, whatta shameful loss!!
It'all comes back on YOU!!
Clinton, take a look at your life...
You're a bloody fool!!
We need somebody to oust you...
Reckon I'll do!!
BillzaBubba, look in my eyes,
'Cuz what I sing is TRUTH!!
(kewl steel guitar jammin')
Alibis, the same ol' lies...
But I vow to take you down!!
Justice means that much to me...
It'll soon mean much to you!!
I've been stalkin' yo' A$$...
NOW, Ol' Man, your time has passed!!
It's you and me...alone at last!!
MUD SHALL DETHRONE YOU!!
Ol' Man, take a look at your life...
You're a Chi-Com Tool!!
We need someone to OUST you...
Reckon I'll do...!!
Do what's RIGHT and RESIGN!!
We SHAN'T take PITY on YOU!!!!
Ol' Man, look at my life...
MUD's a lot like you were!!
Willie, look at my life...
I'm a lot like you were!!
FReegards...MUD
7 Posted on 10/13/2000 09:44:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-16 13:29:27 Reply Private Reply
#113: Mudboy Slim To: All (#111)
America has a DEMENTED Commander-In-Chief with China and Russia Looking to Invade Our Allies...
Not a Good Place 2 Be, YOU MORONIC PlutocRATZ!!
SHEEESH...MUD33
Transitory? Like a 2-week shutdown back in March of 2020?
Ideal candidate for a good old-fashioned TAR & FEATHERING, imgo...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-16 13:36:36 Reply Private Reply
#114: Mudboy Slim To: Mia T, Alamo-Girl, Billie, M. Thatcher, George W. Bush (#112)
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Already Gone")
Folks, I heard Rush Limbaugh talkin' just the other day...
And Rush said, "RATS're gonna put JOE on the shelf!!
But let me tell you...MUD's got some news for you...
And you'll soon find out Right's True...
'Cuz JOEZ gonna haveta eat his lunch in a JailCell!!
'Cuz JOEZ already bombed...
And Right's feelin' strong!!
MUD shall sing his Vict'ry songs...woo, hoo,hoo,woo,hoo,hoo!!
This Prez'dent 4 whom RATZ voted...made me stop and wonder "WHY?!!"
But I reckon that we'll just haveta set things Right!!
Just remember this, Lib'ral, when ya listen to those who LIE...
You can be RATstars and still not know what's Right ("MUDZ Right!!" )
And Left's already done...
And Right's feelin' strong!!
Right shall sing this Vict'ry song...woo, hoo,hoo,woo, hoo,hoo!!!
VOTERZ know it was YOU FOOLS who gave JOE Power...
Biden knows it shall be YOU who helps US FReep!!
So often times it happens that YOU live yer lives in chains...
And YOU never even knew YOU have the key!!
But me, I'm already gone!!
And I'm feelin' strong!!
Right Shall Sing this Vict'ry Song...
'Cuz JOEZ Already Bombed!!
Yes, RATZ're already gone...
And Right's feelin' strong!!
Right shall sing this Vict'ry song...
'Cuz RATZ're already done!!
Yes, Slick's already buggered...
Slick's squeeeeelin' fer more!!
All Right, Let's Fight the Fight!!
BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD
295 posted on 12/29/2002, 12:02:47 PM by Mudboy Slim
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-16 13:45:13 Reply Private Reply
#115: Mudboy Slim To: Vinny the Buggerer, Biff tannen, Jhoffa_, war, megura, Ferret Mike, AuntB, GrandmaC, goldilucky (#96)
Sounds like yer kinda organization, Biff...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-16 13:48:48 Reply Private Reply
#116: Mudboy Slim To: All (#113)
LeBron James is a PUNK-ASSED BITCH and a Chi-Com WHORE...FUCK LBJ and his FUCKING BRAND!!
LeBron is BAD 4 America...Michael Jordan is the GOAT...after Kareem Abdul-Jabbar!!!
KamelToezHarass RESIGNZ..BIDEN Appoints TRUMP VEEP...BIDEN RESIGNS...
TRUMP RUNS UNOPPOSED as an Incumbant in 2024...Country Saved!!
Life is Good...nee LIFE IS GREAT!!
Regards...MUD33
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-16 13:57:27 Reply Private Reply
#117: Mudboy Slim To: PapaSteven, MamaWilmaSue, BIPpee, DOG, BORIS the clitoris, EENER, JessieLEE, JAKEyboy, Kelsey, BIG LOU, Nonnie, Mark Messier, Ava Grace MOEreese (#13)
It ain't you
No it ain't me
That's not the way
Love's supposed to be
And it's just no good
No it ain't right
For you to be sitting all alone
Crying every night
You're down on your knees
Scared he's gonna leave
But if you really wanna know
You're gonna have to let go
'Cause that's not love
Love don't feel that bad
That's not love
It don't feel that sad
No that's not love
'Cause you don't feel good inside
I don't know what it is
But that's not love
Inside your heart
It's always raining
And you're oh so tired
Tired of your own complaining
This is for real
It ain't no game
You can't measure your love
By the depths of your pain
PRE...MUD33
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-17 10:17:29 Reply Private Reply
#118: Mudboy Slim To: All (#111)
(Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilderz program.)
Correct-A-Mundo**...MUD
BTW...**FAREWELL, BigPharma, eh?!
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-17 10:24:37 Reply Private Reply
#119: Mudboy Slim To: All BIDENZ Remaining Supporters, Fare, Well, BRANDON!! FAREWELL, BRANDON!! Fair, Well GollyGeeWillikerz BIDENZ the BEST of the DemonRAT Party?! LOL @ U'all (#109)
Act like ya been there before, Gov. Youngkin...NO SPIKING of the FOOTball...
We have work to do come January...
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-17 10:32:41 Reply Private Reply
#120: Mudboy Slim To: All (#0)
"Don't Surrender!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")
Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATS' tyranny's built fer fools...
We learn more from the FReepublic Forum, Nation, then we ever learned in school!!
We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud...
Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!!
We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!!
So git up and FReep now...
Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all who remember...
Yer Effete, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend...
RATS retreat, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
DemRAT faces are mad and cold...
Left's schemes are weak and olde...
We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin...
And Right's ready to stand tall again!!
We hear the Lib'rals voices cheerin' fer John...
DemRATS, they ain't too smart!!
Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own...
Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!
Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September...
"No retreat...Dubyuh won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!
Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!!
We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Lib'ral spin...
Culture War's the fight we're wagin'...
RATS say the fault's ours fer the war we're winnin'...
I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...damn the Lib'rals' dread!!
Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our head!!
Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September...
"No retreat, Country won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Boldly FReep, Nation don't surrender!!
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on 10/28/2004, 2:00:58 PM by Mudboy Slim
Isn't THIS SPECIAL?!
Heh heh heh...
RATZ got NO DEFENSE 4 a Righteous (Wo)Man with a Righteous Plan, imho.
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-17 10:49:49 Reply Private Reply
#121: Mudboy Slim To: pookie18, borisY, fred mertz, badeye, Jethro Tull, war is a MORON, so is Biff Tannen (#119)
RATZ wanna keep punching themselves in the Face, I say LET THEM!!
BWAHAHAHAhahahahaha...stooopid kids...DEFUND the COPS?! Yeah right...LeftWing IDIOTS!!
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-17 10:58:23 Reply Private Reply
#122: Mudboy Slim To: bentfeather, MoJo2001, Diva Betsy Ross, StarCMC, beachn4fun, Gabz, GeorgeW23225 (#120)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Thunder Road")
Effete Whore'd's damned...Reagan's hearse waits...
RATS' derision towards Nancy, the Right ignores...
As Sean Hannity raves!!
Liberator's fightin' fer "the lowly"...
Hey, I'm FReer 'cuz what Reagan showed me!!
Dutch's headin' home again...Right claims his grace...we're not alone!!
We gathered outside...Leftists, you know just what we're here for!!
RATS're scair't 'cuz they're thinkin'...our Nation ain't listenin' to FOOLS anymore!!
Show a little faith, there's passion on the Right!!
RATS're poltroonish...we'll win the Big Fight!!
Folks, FReedom's all Right to me!!
Left ain't Right...we'll recover...RATS' loss is our gain!!
Right's awestruck...cut Big Guv'ment...shed programs to the States!!
Wasteful Guv'ment is FReedom's Bane!!
Righteous saviors, conspire...help US FReep!!
Normal folks...not "heroes"...we fight fer Good!!
At each election, VOTE Fer FReedom, World!!
Liberty is always Good!!
It's our chance to fight RATS' Lust Fer Power!!
Dutch, what else can we do now?!!
We'll educate Dem Lib'rals...reject Left's spin...show that Right cares!!
'Cuz the Right's future's hopeful...this Nation rejects Left's feeble fears!!
We've got one more chance to seal the deal...
Let's make that City on a Hill!!
Right's on track...Heaven's callin' "Dutch" Reagan back!!
Oh oh...come join our stand!!
Fightin' fer what's Right...come hear our Righteous band!!
Oh oh...Dutch is home...folks, Dutch is Home!!Yeah, 'neath the Dome!!
Standing out here, gettin' scorched by the sun...
Still, we'll stand and wait...we love Reagan like his sons!!
Lord, Dutch is Home!! We're Right...we're Bold!!
Dutch is Home!!
Yes, Reagan was our star...he outsmarted Ol' Gorbachev!!
Got the Country on track...now Gip's ready to take that long walk...
To where folks, We'll Live In Peace!!
The gates're open...say "Howdy" to Saint Pete!!
We know Nancy's lonely...her loving heart is broken!!
But tonite Ronnie's FRee...after Righteous words were spoken...
There are tears in our eyes...fer all the dreams he liberated!!
We'll honor Gip's memory 'til we're olde...by rededicatin' our lives to Reagan's aims!!
[We'll] revere his name each time when we FReep!!
Ron's Revolution's grown...fight DemRATS 'til we're FRee!!
'Cuz all Dem Leftist fools don't know Ron...
RATS fear the RightWing's soaring dawn...
'Cuz when we fight righteous wars, Left's gone!!
Fight RATS' spin...John Kerry can't win!!
DeeCeeTowne's full of LOSERS...
But, fer the Gip, the RightWing Shall Win!!
Mudboy Slim (06/12/2004)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-17 11:09:44 Reply Private Reply
#123: Mudboy Slim To: All (#120)
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Long-Haired Country Boy")
People say I'm no good, crazy as a loon...
'Cuz I sing songs after midnight, trash "BRANDON" in ev'ry tune!
Cuz JOEZ like my Ol' Horn'Dog Hound...
He likes to roam around sniffin' maids!
You may not think I'm funny, but MUDZ damn-sure got it made...
Folks, I ain't askin' my guv'ment fer nuthin'...
'Cuz I can get it on my own!
So if you don't like the songs I'm singin'...
LIB'RALS, leave this short-haired country boy alone!
Prez'dent's squawkin' on TeeVee, trashin' some camel named "JOE"...
Smirks while betraying our Nation, slaughters innocents in Kosovo!!
Press says, "BRANDON walks on water," but I don't think that's true.
Some of US think JOEZ DummyRATZ will be doin' a little walkin' soon!!!
'Cuz Emperor JOE ain't clothed in nuthin'...
GramPa says, "You reap what you have sown!"
If you don't like the Truth I'm bringin'...
You just leave this "MAD libertarian" ALONE!!
(reprise)
Reno tries to delay, but us FReepers got the dirt...
DemonRATS run fer cover, but Rush Limbaugh's words must hurt!!
The Lib'rals say, "Ev'rything is fine!"
But each politician needs your vote.
JOEZ holdin' on by the skin of his balls...
But RAT-Party's become a joke!!
No, I ain't tellin' you Lib'rals nuthin'...
That ya'll shouldn't know on your own!
So if you don't like the "MUD" I'm slingin'...
You just leave ornery Ol' Mudboy ALONE!!
Mudboy Slim
Folks, time to take out the trash...
1 Posted on 07/09/1999 06:16:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(upt@no.good!)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-17 11:26:12 Reply Private Reply
#124: Mudboy Slim To: Vinny, meguro, ferret mike (#96)
Winked at me slyly and pouted her thick, rubbery lips unmistakably -- the first of many such advances
During what would prove to be the longest, and most memorable, space voyage of my career."
-- Winning sentence, 1985 Penthouse Forum bad fiction contest.
(Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilderz program.)
Word...MUD33
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-17 16:27:20 Reply Private Reply
#125: Mudboy Slim To: All (#121)
TRUE DAT...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-17 16:34:18 Reply Private Reply
#126: Mudboy Slim To: WWG1WWA, DOG, MamaWilmaSue, PapaStevenGlenn (#15)
(To be sung to the Four Tops' "If I were a Carpenter")
If I were the President...and you hurt my Nation...
Would you label me IGNORANT?! Why'd you label Bush IGNORANT?!!**
Won't you bite me, Medyuh?!!
If I'd SLAUGHTERED Waco's kids...would you still love me?
Ohhhh...considerin' the necks I'd break...don't reckon you'd like me much...
[To Slick Willie hisself]
SHAME on you fer Kosovo...SHAME on you fer Waco!!
Boy, now yer dealin' with Justice Time...MUD'll haunt all yer tomorrows!!
If I sang accross this Land...could ya still IGNORE ME?!
I'm tellin' ya, Billie, "RUSH IS GOOD!!"
I'd love you to LOATHE ME!!!
If I wuz a Builder...could Left's thugs find me?!
We'll overthrow Vile DemocRATS...
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!!
If I were the Governor...and you were a lady...
Well, now...would ya deny me, silly wench?! Won'tcha ICE THAT DOWN, BABY!?!
If I were the President, and you were my Jewel...
Now, would ya Kiss My Flame? (Would you, Fragile Flame?)**
Won'tcha love me, lady?!
OuterBanksMUDrevisited...9/18/01
9 posted on 3/3/2003, 8:48:54 AM by Mudboy Slim
(The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends...
"KorruptKlintonKlan DemonRATS LOATHE America and Liberty!!")
Mic drop...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-17 16:45:12 Reply Private Reply
#127: Mudboy Slim To: All (#125)
I hear BOTH Mayor BootyJudger AND his partner have been UNSUCCESSFUL at "natural breast feeding" to date...
Of course, they will continue to try as it keeps those "hot'buns'awarmin'" in the winter...
not that there's anything WRONG with THAT, correct?
BE KIND, ButtRapists...just BE GENTLE...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-17 16:54:59 Reply Private Reply
#128: Mudboy Slim To: All (#127)
I smell a RAT...MUD33
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-17 16:56:46 Reply Private Reply
#129: Mudboy Slim To: Vinny the POOLboy, Cabana bananas, copa boca raton, Olongapoa, subic Bay, Hong Kong, Taiwan, World War III...F.U. BRANdon!! (#96)
drumroll please...
"A: We'll have 2 'circle back a round' 2 U on that."
(Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilderz program.)
Karma** is MUDZ greatEST ALLY...MUD33
BTW...**KARM'ER? Shucks, I just met her the other day over yonder,
DOWN BUY THE RIVER...in a van...w? NoWin Doze...yikes?!
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-11-18 10:58:23 Reply Private Reply