Police Therapy Dog Caught Committing Christmas Crime
Nate Church
Breitbart
20 Dec 2019
Franklin Police Department therapy dog “Ben Franklin” was caught pilfering a baby doll on Wednesday.
“We learned an extremely valuable lesson today,” the department wrote of the adorable caper in a Facebook post that is going viral. “When you have a classroom full of toys ready to be shipped off to the Santa Foundation,” they said, you should “close the door to the classroom, or leave the toys elevated.”
“If not,” they observed, “a golden retriever will slowly hoard them throughout the day and bring them back to his lair. Thanks to Officer Cusson for capturing this larceny on camera.” Cusson pursued the suspect on foot through the hallway, asking Ben “where he was going” with the baby as the dog guiltily fled.
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Poster comment: An innocent dog, that had comitted no crime, was unconstitutionally investigated by an armed government worker, in violation of its rights. "Ben Franklin" awaits Matt Agorist and TFTP tell the troof and stand up for the victim rights of golden labradors.
#1: Deckard To: nolu chan (#0)
Awww, you're just disappointed that the cops didn't go ahead and kill the dog - after all, the brave boys in blue must have been pissing their pants with fear.
Deckard posted on 2019-12-21 10:52:09 Reply Private Reply
#2: nolu chan To: Deckard (#1)
By the time Matt Agorist gets done sensationalizing the story, the dog will have been shot multiple times for no reason at all.
nolu chan posted on 2019-12-21 11:00:42 Reply Private Reply
#3: Deckard To: nolu chan (#2)
That's pretty much how your "heroes" normally handle dog encounters.
Deckard posted on 2019-12-21 11:03:41 Reply Private Reply
#4: nolu chan To: Deckard (#3)
When they encounter one of your heroes it is called animal control.
nolu chan posted on 2019-12-21 14:15:40 Reply Private Reply