
It Snowed Last Night!
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didnt make a snow woman.
8:15 So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow womans
voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it
could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 The transgender man..woman
person asked why I didnt just
make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot
nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demanded the snow woman wear a burqa.
8:40 The police arrived saying someone had been offended
8:42 The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of
the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a
domestic role.
8:43 The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the
difference between snowmen and snow-women. I replied Snowballs and
am now called a sexist.
9:00 I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe
sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult
weather.
9:10 I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken
by social services.
9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the
street demanding for me to be beheaded.
Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become
#1: IbJensen To: Deckard (#0)
IbJensen posted on 2019-12-02 07:59:38 Reply Private Reply
#2: Judas Goat To: Deckard (#0)
Judas Goat posted on 2019-12-05 09:49:41 Reply Private Reply
#3: Willie Green To: Peromischievous leucopus (#2)
You mean like Trump calling the free-world mainstream media "fake news"?
Willie Green posted on 2019-12-05 10:01:43 Reply Private Reply
#4: Judas Goat To: Willie Green (#3)
Creating Chaos out of Order.
Got Crisis?
Judas Goat posted on 2019-12-05 10:18:28 Reply Private Reply
#5: Willie Green To: Peromischievous leucopus (#4)
I personally suspect that Trump was bailed out by the Russian Mafia way back when his Atlantic City casinos went belly-up...
and he's been laundering money for them ever since...
but that goes back so long ago and been buried so deep that I don't think we'll ever know the truth even if they finally get all his tax returns released.....
Willie Green posted on 2019-12-05 14:11:43 Reply Private Reply
#6: Judas Goat To: Willie Green (#5)
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Judas Goat posted on 2019-12-06 08:48:26 Reply Private Reply