Title: TONIGHT ON ALEX JONES 6-6-2006 Source:
Infowars.com URL Source:http://www.nfowars.net:443/stream1.pls Published:Jun 6, 2006 Author:Alex Jones Post Date:2006-06-06 21:33:23 by A K A Stone Keywords:None Views:3938 Comments:12
Alex welcomes researcher and blogger Michael Rivero to discuss the ongoing tension over an attack on Iran, the so-called terrorist plot in Canada and much more.
They put mercury in your vaccines to brain-damage your children. (Hence the 9/11 Truth Movement.) The Aztecs would take hallucinogenic enemas and cut their penises off. (Ah, the Sixties!) Alex Jones has correctly predicted everything that has happened in the last 10 years. (Can you spell M-E-G-A-L-O-M-A-N-I-A? I thought you could...) FEMA has a giant private army. Everyone is talking about world government. (No they're not. As used by normal people, the phrase "new world order" simply means a change in the world order. It has no implication of world government. Conspiracy nuts are stupid-- what can I say?) Vaccines have brain-damaged millions of babies. (Based on a misreading of CDC documents. Alex Jones misreads everything.) You can't succeed in academe unless you agree that 80% of the population has to be killed off. (That's all those stuck-up academics talks about.) Black helicopters are real. (You create your own reality, dig.) Illegal immigrants get free tuition and discounts on their Twinkies. They always go to the front of the line in emergency rooms. (It's part of the takeover.) There's a worldwide takeover going on, perceptible only to dumb white guys... ...but everyone is waking up. (Conspiracy nuts always say "everyone is waking up." It's part of their delusional system--like their imagined ability to predict the future.) The ruling elite of the world worship Moloch. (The evidence for this is a blurry video of the show at Bohemian Grove. Alex thinks the Bohemian Grove show is real.) The secret rulers of the world can live forever. (No one knows where this comes from or why Alex believes it. I think it came from a dream Alex had. As far as I know, the rulers of the world continue to die normally.) The elite have openly announced that they want to kill 80% of us. (But, oddly, in all the world only Alex Jones noticed these startling admissions!) Dick Cheney writes papers saying terrorism isn't real. (Alex wouldn't say what papers. Though he talks incessantly about documentation, Alex Jones almost never says where he gets his information, much less why it's dependable.) The U.S. Government went around Italy blowing up school busses full of children...& admitted it. (Twirling their moustaches & going "Nya-ha-ha-ha!" Alex hears a lot of admissions no one else can hear.) The left-right political spectrum is bogus (This is the dominant paradigm of stupid people today! They never offer a shred of proof. It's just too self- evident to prove, when you're as smart as these guys.) There are little wires in dollar bills that keep track of what you buy. (Somehow.) Vicente Fox can morph into a green devil. (Alex says he saw him do it. Honest. This vision occurred when Fox visited Texas, c. 2003-4, & Alex bullhorned him.) The Communist Chinese Army has taken over the Massachusetts Port Authority. (Maybe it's some kind of brain seizure with Alex.) Noam Chomsky is a mongoloid idiot. Also an agent. There are Illuminati symbols on Starbucks coffee cups. (The Illuminati leave clues visible only to angry white guys with IQ's in the mid-80's.) Exits on tollroads are 50 miles apart. (It's a takeover opnly Alex Jones could see! Who woulda thought?) Jacques Cousteau wanted to kill 80% of us. (Jacques, too? I wonder why he didn't live forever?) Margaret Sanger gave & received awards from Hitler. (When the Nazis weren't burning her books.) There are live AIDS viruses in the corn. (This means no sex with the corn.) 91% of Americans are Nazis. (Alex says anyone who favors gun control is a Nazi; 91% of Americans favor mandatory handgun registration; that's a lotta Nazis, Alex.) The United Nations goes around Africa, sterilizing women at random (twirling their moustaches & going "Nya-ha-ha-haa!") The Founding Fathers were basically stupid (they were Masons––but they didn't know about the secret conspiracy so obvious to Alex & his friends) Masons can commit murder. They make a secret sign to the judges and are immediately set free. This has been solidly confirmed. All throughout history, governments have always been Evil. (Bet you didn't know that. Like most of the Patriots, Alex is an anti-government bigot. He frequently poses as a historian, but no real historian subscribes to Alex Jones's bad comic book.) Power outages are government plots. Illegal immigration is a government plot. The counterculture is a government plot. Vaccines are a you-know-what. Thumbscanning is a government plot. Environmentalism is a government plot. The National Seatbelt Initiative is a bloody government plot. Feminism is a government plot. Tollroads are a gummint plot. This web page is a government plot. Your mother is a government plot. The goddam drug culture is a government plot. (Alex Buzzkill Jones.) Cell phones are a government plot. Wal Mart is a government plot. (A Defense Department front. It's all out there in the open...but only Alex Jones can see it. Far out.) Sports are a government plot...somehow. Antidepressants are a government plot. (Better you should say "What's NOT a government plot?") All domestic terror attacks are government plots. (Pulled off by the most inompetent administration in history, fooling everyone in the world except angry white guys with IQ's in the mid-80's.) The bad guys plant clues in TV shows and tell you what they're going to do on TV. (Though only one man in the world can perceiove these clues. Think of the burden this puts on Alex.) The government brings in all the drugs. (All of them! Only Alex Jones knows this. No documentation. No nothing. Just another bad dream Alex mistook for news.) Arnold Schwartzeneggar is a known Nazi. (Only Alex knows this. Someone alert the Kennedys.) Arnold Schwartzeneggar is part of an Austrian plot to take over America. (Alex really has it in for Arnie. He has a web page devoted entirely to ad hominem attacks against the ex-terminator.) Skull & Bones is part of an English plot to take over America. The United Nations is part of a (very slow) plot to take over America.
one of you believes jones is a prophet and the other believes he is an escaped looney,sounds like two sides of the same coin .
No one believes Jones is a prophet. He is a newsman with a lot of credablity.
Dimwits in our society who know every sports stat but nothng about our constitution or government attack him with silly add homonym attacks and straw man attacks.
They never put up any substance on anything that Mr. Jones says that isn't true.
Back in Rome Ceasar held gladiator tournaments to help spread his word so sports and politics have been partners in the past so they're not totally aliens to each other.
Listen and let me know all the incorrect stuff Jones said. If you can find a lie post it here.
His guest first said he wants the government to go down without any bloodshed, how kind of him. This man also said that the USA would go into a world war 3 with Russia and China. Russia is in a state of shambles with gangs running that country , and China may have more people with us but most of them are too worried about the olympics. Maybe he's right though and they're running a big coverup. Very interesting.
His guest first said he wants the government to go down without any bloodshed, how kind of him. This man also said that the USA would go into a world war 3 with Russia and China. Russia is in a state of shambles with gangs running that country
I missed a bit of the program.
I think that we will work with China and Russia to bring the New World Order to fruition. At some point they may want to be the big boy on the block
