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Title: Dr. Goldi Suggest Angioplasty Will Cure The BP Leak
Source: El Pee
URL Source: http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/ ... rt.cgi?ArtNum=289245&Disp=3#C3
Published: May 15, 2010
Author: Goldi-Lox, MD, PhD, Em Oh You Ess Eee
Post Date: 2010-05-15 19:11:46 by war
Keywords: None
Views: 1037
Comments: 5

#3. To: JoeSnuffy (#0)

If I were asked for a suggestion, I'd suggest a balloon device be inserted deep into the pipe down past where it's been damaged, and inflated with seawater at high pressure. Once the seal is secure, complete and stable, the seawater would then slowly be replaced with a substance that would solidify when an activating enzyme is added, creating a permanent seal.

They use a variation of that balloon technique to expand arteries in the body.

The material for the balloon would have to be resistant to high pressure, impervious to oil and saltwater.

The specialists would have to come in and make decisions about the materials.

I hope that they make this kind of suggestion soon.

Goldi-Lox posted on 2010-05-15 15:22:07 ET Reply Trace

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#1. To: war (#0)

The material for the balloon would have to be resistant to high pressure, impervious to oil and saltwater.

My God, man. I'm not a magician!

Gee, aba daba boyu, all I know is you follow my around the net, copy my posts into your tagline, and post to me without reason .... badeye

Biff Tannen  posted on  2010-05-15   19:25:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: war (#0)

I assumed the oil hadn't stopped flowing because her god was still punishing the US for one reason or another.

Bartcoprules  posted on  2010-05-15   19:55:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Bartcoprules (#2)

I assumed the oil hadn't stopped flowing because her god was still punishing the US for one reason or another.

Goldi's moved on. Now she's wondering why pictures of Jesus don't show him wearing his Yamulka.

Skip Intro  posted on  2010-05-15   20:38:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Skip Intro (#3) (Edited)

Goldi's moved on. Now she's wondering why pictures of Jesus don't show him wearing his Yamulka.

You would think Goldi would be wondering why her all seeing all knowing god needs a target in order to identify one of his "chosen people".

Making the world safe for United Fruit.

mininggold  posted on  2010-05-15   21:44:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: war (#0)

LOL

Fred Mertz  posted on  2010-05-16   18:12:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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