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Weird Stuff/Unexplained Title: Man attacked for trying to buy drugs with Monopoly money Man attacked for trying to buy drugs with Monopoly money A Kansas man told police officers that he had been beaten and left with a head wound after he tried to buy drugs using Monopoly money. The unidentified 33-year-old was pulled over in a traffic stop in Wichita, Kansas last Thursday, and was found to be bleeding from the head. He told officers he had attempted to buy several hundred dollars worth of crack cocaine using money from the popular capitalism-simulation game. Police spokesman Gordon Bassham said: 'The man from whom he had bought the drugs was upset and invited him over to his house and upon arrival struck him in the head several times with a handgun and other people jumped into the fray.' The man's injuries were not serious, and he has now stopped cooperating with the police's investigation. Authorities are still searching for his assailants. Post Comment Private Reply Ignore Thread Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest Begin Trace Mode for Comment # 50. Didn't you say you're from Kansas? How's your head feel? At least they hit you where they'd do the least damage.
#8. To: Skip Intro (#1)
Tila Tequila's single again, right?
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#32. To: Mudboy Slim, Fred Mertz (#8) Tila Tequila's single again, right? Well, she's always been sorta "single," hasn't she? As far as who's 'type' she is Mud, I understand she's quadro-sexual. We can assume she'd date you and I and many other species of mammals. Fred would have to sweat it out.
#33. To: Felatorator (#32) (Edited) The Drum Major for the Closet Brigade of the Rainbow Marching Band is here...where's packrat the perv? NAMBLA have a convention this weekend? Feel free to relay my tagline to him...
#39. To: war (#33) Feel free to relay my tagline to him... I sent it to packass.
#42. To: Fred Mertz (#39) I sent it to packass. Packy on TOS posted he knows more about explosive ordnance than a general and he also knows the intentions of our military regarding the shipping of Bunker Busting bombs.
#43. To: mininggold (#42) He and Gen'rul Boofer confabbing?
#49. To: Spandex Boy (#43) He and Gen'rul Boofer confabbing? Jealous? Or just hinting around for a piece of "some action"?
#50. To: Luberator (#49) Hey, asshole, it's such fun watching you turn into a 911 kook on LP, lol. Keep it up!!
Replies to Comment # 50. #52. To: Abu el Baboon Brain (#50) I admire the fact that you neither hide your limited vocabulary or simian-like IQ.
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