Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:326747 Comments:4337
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
#530. To: Cyber-Band, Stumpy, DiscoDave, The BigMan, Dr. MonDremo, JazzyJosh, JayMO, Snake, Fingerz, LittleBill, Skeeter, Steve Dallas, The Commodore, Sal, MUDmonSKY, Poker Face, pokerboy (#120)
"First What We'll Do Is Write About It!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "All I Can Do Is Write About It")
(spoken "2-3-4")
All these lies we've been fed... Left says we shouldn't care. Lib'rals[/RINOs] just say, "Right should just MOVE ON!!" Folks laugh, they think we're playin'... FReepin' Clinton fer his Crimes... But We Want Justice...INDICT DemRATZ NOW!!!
Shall we ever see a Senator Protest In-Justice?!! Or the Med'yuh report on Slick's Tyranny?!! It's the Patriotic Duty of Good Citizens of this Country... C'mon Sheeple, let's kick ass on Dem Elites!!
Please, Lord, grant me the strength to change things... Show Dem POLTROONS We're Right and Left IS Wrong!! 'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a'slowly creepin'... Lord, aid me and mine against Left's SCUM!!
(Dr. MonDremo ticklin' the ivories...Mordecai Vesuvius on acoustic guitar)
Like to see Left's RAPIST get what's coming... Would YOU like to see Left's TRAITOR crushin' rocks?!! Good folks needta stop and think about, well, Slick's Chi-Com TREASON... Folks, you oughtta listen to my songs.
Good Lord, grant me the strength to change things... Show DemRAT fools WE'RE Right and They Are Wrong!! 'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a slowly creepin'... Lord, help me inspire Our Righteous Throng!!!
(key change to A for piano solo by Mudboy Slim) A E D (played 4x) (back to G)
Chi-Com Spyin', Abuse of Power...it ain't pretty!! But the things Left write about us prove they're Slick's Whores!! You can take Mudboy out of ol' Dixieland... But Left'll never take his FReedoms from Mudboy!!
Please Lord, grant us the Power to change it... Show all the World We're Right and Left is WRONG!! 'Cuz I can see Left's EVIL a slowly creepin'... Lord, help me and mine refute Left's Scum!!
Patriots, I foresee Slick's Judgement...Right Shall Dethrone Him!! Folks, help me and mine Slaughter Left's Scum.
FReegards...MUD (1/10/02)
223 posted on 11/8/2004, 2:39:49 PM by Mudboy Slim (Yep, Lib'rals, Dubyuh's got a FReepin' MANDATE!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#532. To: JessieLee, JakeyBoy, Eener (#526)(Edited)
Delphinium; GeorgeW23225; ironman; Ironword; MUDDOG; FISHHOG; Joe Montana; Buckeroo; Jeff Head
"LawBreaker!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones "Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo (Heartbreaker)")
US FReepers done nailed Slick Willie... We've chased Algore 'cuz he's a DORK!! Usin' McAwful, Chairman of the DNC... Right'll make Osama bill's cellmate bark!!
LawBreakers...with yer Medyuh Whore'd... Right's gonna tear Left's World apart!! RINO punks...yer just Blueblood Bores... Christ's gonna quench yer ravenous void!!
Each vacuous Lib'ral is our FReepin' goal, y'all... Tell 'em, "Bring it to JimRob's Forum!!" Slick lied...he ain't dirt...yer MUD's gallery... Dem Lib'rals said, "MUD has no chance...no chance!!"
LawBreakers...LawBreakers... You know our Rage shan't be denied!! LawBreakers...StainMakers... Smite thy Leftists' Ignorance Desired!!!
#534. To: Landru, Taxman, Doctor Raoul, stand watie, ironman, tgslTakoma, sauropod, Angelwood, BillF (#532)
"Sheeple, Git Ready!!" (To be sung to the Impression's "People Git Ready")
People get ready, JusticeTrain's a'comin'... We don't need RATZ baggage, you must git on board!! All you need is strength to see the DeeCee SwampRATZ!! Don't need no Drug War, we just Thank OUR Lord!!
Guitar break #1:
GoodPeople get ready fer our Jihad 'Gainst Marxists!! Right's sendin' out messengers from coast to coast! TRUTH is the key!! Reject RATZ WHORE'D...Ignore 'em!! There's hope for all among those loved the most.
Guitar break #2 (w/key change to D):
TRUTH's Been Exhumed...RATZ are hopeless sinners... Lib'ralz hurt all Mankind just to Weild their Power!! Seek Justice fer those whose TREASON kills children... For there's no hotter place than where Joe Biden's goin'!!
So Patriots, git ready!! JusticeTrain's a'comin'... Folks don't need BigGuv'ment, must REJECT RATZ Whore'd!! All you need is Truth to see DemRATZ LOVE Tyrants!! Clinton can STICK IT--in Slick's CellMate's hole!!
Mudboy Slim (03/01/2003)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#535. To: A K A Stone, pookie18, Badeye, sneakypete, goldilucky, Landru, kristinn, Angelwood, BufordP (#527)
Anybody else thinking about hitting CPAC down in sunny Florida later this month?!
Dem EducRATZ done pissed off the wrong demographic...LOL!!
TraitorJoe is Xi's BEE-ahhhtch!! RATZ know JOE and the whole BidenKLAN is dirty with Chi-Com CASH!!
Dr. Sowell is a GENIUS!! Been an avid follower of him since the late-80s when he used to write a weekly column for Forbes magazine.
I never missed a single column he printed, and I was never disappointed by Dr. Sowell's wisdom. Of the folks still alive that I'd like to meet as part of my Bucket List, Thomas Sowell is right there at the top. Others...Victor Davis Hanson...President Trump...Bruce Springsteen (hey, I know his politics are confused, but I can set him RIGHT)...Clarence Thomas...I know I'm forgetting someone important...
#FIREthenFRYherrFAUCI!!
Quite SincereLEE...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#536. To: All EWE SnowFLAKE RATZ and RINOZ!! (#534)
"Marx is VILE!!" (To be sung to Robert Plant's "Hurting Kind")
Left's got "World Saving" schemes... Tells the World, "EWE'll Comply!!" Fascists need US to be TOOLS... 'Cause RATZ are Marxist SLIME!! Left's sold their SOULZ to Beijing... Tis POWER DemRATZ love best!!
We gotta WAKE UP, Nation!! CreepyJoe just crapped his bed!! Right's gotta fight Left's "SPIN"... There's NOTHING RATZ won't do!! Trump's coming UP real fast... We got OUR eyes on EWE!! Yeah!! Folks despise Big Guv!! Yes, folks LOVE being FREE!!
SnowFlakez whine, "Life Ain't Fair..." Sheep LOVE Tyranny...RATZ!! Oh yes...Right'll DEVOLVE Power!! Let's balk against GUV...let God be OUR Judge...let's STALK DemRAT SCUM!!
Let's sing about it... We're Right!! Far Right!! Trumpz Right!! We got OUR eyes on EWE!! We're Right!! Far Right!! Trumpz Right!! We got OUR eyes on EWE...Yeah!!
Righteous hearts, never fear!! It's justa start...it'll take years!! Right's RedHot!! JOE'S A BUM!! And Patriots, Right MUST CARE!! Folks must balk against Big Guv...let God be OUR Judge...let's stalk DemRAT SCUM!! We're Right!! Far Right!! Trumpz Right!! We got OUR eyes on EWE!! We're Right!! Far Right!! Trumpz Right!! We got OUR eyes on EWE!!
Yeah..oh oh...RATZ mock OUR Values... Won't EWE see?! Marxists hurt EWE!! Can't you see?! It's plain to me...good folks LOVE Liberty!! Yeah...oh..oohhh... Ahhh...ahhh...ahhh... RATZ got virulent schemes... RATZ "New World" just ain't Right!! RATZ don't serve...they gotta RULE!! They're Marxist SLIME!! Wanna RULE the World!! RATZ are braindead TOOLZ!!
Coming on real fast...WE got OUR eyes on EWE!! We're Right!! Far Right!! Trumpz Right!! We're Right!! Far Right!! Trumpz Right!! We're Right!! Far Right!! Trumpz Right!! We're Right!! Far Right!! Trumpz Right!! We're Right!! Far Right!! Trumpz Right!! We're Right!! Far Right!! Trumpz Right!! We're Right!! Far Right!! Trumpz Right!! We're Right!! Far Right!! Trumpz Right!!
(fade out)
Mudboy Slim (3 February 2022...3:33 AM)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"It's Hard to be a Saint in THIS City!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "It's Hard To Be A Saint In The City")
MUDZ skin's thick like leather, gotta righteous mindset like Rush Limbaugh... MUD was born blue-blood Navy, but I thirst fer the Truth we'll show ya!! Right must talk like Reagan, smite Progressive PUNKS... DemRATZ, we're gonna get to know ya!! With MUDZ Black Threads attacking Left's airhead FREAKS... Lib'ral networks, Marxist twirps fight like girleymen twinks... When I jog down Broad Street, friendly neighbors they beep... Sweet sisters fell back and said, "Don't Mudboy look pretty..." Dem "Marxists 4 Obama" whinin', "RATZ run Richmond city!!" US Church Hill boys sure talk gritty... It's so hard to show restraint, so I'm witty!!
Mudboy's just cleaning his alley, MUD can talk some trash!! Fightin' t'wits 'cuz they're awful, Devolve Power to the States at last!! Truth is the Left's main problem 'cuz they're braindead RAT-FOOLS!! This RightWing scrambler's whuppin' Guv'ment TOOLS!! Next, we'll defeat Left's Power...Marxist RATZ we'll confound!! Obama appeared like Jesus to RAT-freaks in DeeCee... Promising the Land he would give RATZ Health Care fer "FREE"!! He'll feel MUDZ sour breath on his neck, if we decide to IMPEACH!! It's not hard to seem like Saints when yer bein' compared to RAT- FREAKS!!
RightWing's ragin' fer OUR Country...Right shan't quit 'til Left is DEAD!! As DemRATZ crack up, MUDZ singin'...SynTaurz shall feed yer head!! We'll fight against RAT-Power and we'll ping folks to OUR threads!! Folks, there's too much Fed'ral Guv'ment...FOOLS gotta wise up, Screw DeeCee!! We're fed up, Barry smokes POT...Statists HATE those HOO R unique!! MUDZ heart keeps beatin' faster...Marxists, KNEEL and kiss MUDZ feet!! Spending's MADE US this hole...sing, "To HELL with DeeCee!!" And Dem Hokie spinsters shore look pretty... Dem Lib'rals want yer wallet, whinin' "Nickels fer yer pity!!" Still us Church Hill boys p'OWN this City!! It's so hard to be a Saint when yer pretty...
Mudboy Slim (26 February 2010)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Regards...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Right!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Night")
MUD gets up every morning and he's wound up as hell... He's gotta work late 'cuz BigGuv'ment's ringin' his bell!! Don't you pout...yer yer father's son!! Winning's the start of a beautiful run!! Yes, Mudboy's Right!! Patriots, stock up yer house... Stand up and fight...folks, rise up and DO WHAT'S RIGHT!! Leftists' world is busting at its seams... Right's rejecting Obama's Marxist dreams... Holding on to what's Right...folks, we'll work all day... Let's blow Left away 'cuz we're RIGHT!!
Yes, DeeCee's filled with Truth Evaders... Obama LIES!! DemRATS are vile invaders!! But "He's so pretty" say the Hollyweird stars... Too bad Hope and Change won't power our cars!! So, stand up and fight...fulfull Reagan's bold dreams... Armed with faith in Liberty...proudly sing and do what's Right!!
Yes, we're in love with the riches Freedom brings... Progressive Guv'ment retards righteous dreams... Still, know MUD's way is Right... MUD works nine to five and somehow he's reminding what's Right!! 'Tis OUR day...Left's mighty corrupt, RATS are sooo VILE!! We're FarRight!! We're gonna Devolve Power 'til DemRATS cry!! Our future is Right!! We're the FarRight!! Tyranny, we shall SMITE!!
And you know MUD shall be stalking JOEY... And we'll trap him somehow, I swear... I swear we're Right! We LOVE Liberty!! Lib'rals, all y'all shall KNEEL to the Right!!
(Saxaphone to end...)
Mudboy Slim (Commenced 10 January 2010...completed 27 February 2010)
MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Linda" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sandy")
Linda, Left's scumbags are flailin' 'gainst your reputation tonight, Spinnin' their lies out to all those stoned-out faces... Victimized by the Lib'ral Lie. Damn this town...the District's full of Slick Willie lovers... So crass, so slimy, so warped! Guv'ment lawyers say, "Law-breakin's Okay!" While blockin' Justice for their WHORE!! And the pawns for Janet Reno glance blindly at evidence... It's gettin' tougher to ignore!! While Clinton's maulin' teenaged interns...he's such a Boor!
Ohh, Linda, all good Americans support you... And history will vindicate you, forever! Oh, just testify, 'cuz the Truth will Trump RATZ vile spin... Hey, Linda girl, you tell 'em, baby!!
Now the Lib'rals, ahhhh, they trash your name... And threaten you for bringin' the Truth to light. Them boys from Begala/Carville, ahh Linda, we know they ain't Right! But me, I just got tired of listenin' to James' Cajun' tirades... Labelin' good Patriots as "mean"! So, let me take care of those Soc'list slimeballs... And I promise they'll get their clocks cleaned!! And you know that Whore-al-do, he's Sly Blumenthal's stag... I watched him last night, but his show's goin' OFF!! Still, Uncle Bob keeps on spinnin', lyin' to get Slick Willie off.
Oh, Linda, all true Americans support you! Slick Willie'll soon RESIGN or the Libs're gonna get SLAUGHTERED! It sucks when you can't trust the Prez with your teenaged daughter! We'll remember, Linda girl, you're a true Lady!!
Linda, the Media's exposed their malice for you... But I watched you just tonight and I said, "I won't let Leftists mislead me anymore!" Your "friend", she asked you to lie under oath... Elites got no clue that's a no-can-do... After twenty years with the Black and Gold! Still, you see Slick dressed like a star... Partyin' with them HollyWeird WHORES, At Martha's Vineyard or somewheres out on the Left Coast.
Well, FReepers're finally bustin' Billzabubba... For tellin' "Untruths"...Lib'rals, GO GET SCREWED!!! The White House lies'll soon be disproved... I think Slick oughtta go to prison, too!!
Ohh, Linda...public uproar is risin' behind us. Election next November will be a slaughter... Ohh, you've testified and the Nation will owe you forever... Oh, I mean it, Linda girl, you are a true hero!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW...Believe it or not, I e-mailed this to Linda Tripp's website on Wednesday, 29 July 1998. I followed it up with a donation and the only copy of the song yet released. Never heard back, so if you're out there, Linda, did it ever make its way to you? And if so, did you listen to it?
FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 07/30/1999 11:44:39 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Love this tune...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Simple Man" (To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Simple Man")
I ain't nuthin' but a simple man...Left calls me a redneck, reckon that I am... But there's things goin' on make me mad down to the core! I gotta work like a dog...I'm enslaved to DeeCee... Where crooked politicians sell our Nukes to Chinese, And I'm madder'n Hell and I ain't gonna take it no more! Reagan told our kids to, "Just Say No!" But then Ol' Slick Willie jokes, "Let's have another toke!" Tells us 'bout his briefs, then laughs while his intern goes down. Well, if I had my way with this Apostle From Hope, I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope, Hang Left by Slick's Lies and MAKE 'EM PAY 'til Ol' Slick steps down!
Well, you know what's wrong with the world today, People done gone thrown their values away, RATZ're livin' by the "Law of Slick Willie" not the "Law of the Land." Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof... "A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth." Bill better watch what he's sayin', Law's closin' in on him, Can't you Sheeple see it?! Slick's a Felon, MAN!!
Now I'm the kinda man who wouldn't harm a mouse, But if I ketch somebody breakin' in my house, I got my 12-gauge shotgun waitin' on the other side! So don't go a pushin' me against my will, I don't wanna fight ya but I durn sure will, So if you don't want trouble you better just pass me on by! Becuz as far as I'm concerned there ain't no excuse, For Slick's Rapin', Mad Bombin', and Power Abuse, But I gotta way to put an end to all that madness... You just put them Lib'rals back on a boat, Send 'em all First-class and make sure they don't VOTE, Send 'em all 'round the world and leave 'em wherever it suits 'em best!
Folks, you know what's wrong with the world today, People done gone put their Bibles away... RATZ're livin' by the "Law of Bill Clinton" not the "Law of the Land." Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof, "A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth!" Bill better watch what he's sayin', MUDZ closin' in on Slick... Right's Hell-bent on Justice...Slick's a Traitor, man!!
Bill, watch where you're goin', Slim's just around the bend... Mudboy's bent on Justice...demRATZ're Hist'ry, man!!
FReegards...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#547. To: anniegetyourgun, Snow Bunny, Victoria Delsoul, KLT, AuntB, GrandmaC, PhiKapMom, amom, seattlesue (#545)
"Absence of Fear" (To be sung to Jewel's "Absence of Fear")
Inside my Mind...legally "Tissue Mass"... It knows and yearns...my Mind shan't waste!! Inside my "hollow" heart...there's some extra room... E-FReepin' Rush Limbaugh...ain't waitin' fer you!! But if you want to...I-eye-eye am needing you here!! Help Restore...the Absence of Fear!!
Justice shall reign through...shan't raze my home!! This Country's undaunted...Joe Biden's MUDZ 'HO!!!! Mudboy calls to you...to all my FReepin' FRiends... We must DEFEND our Country...must DESTROY THE LEFT!!! Justice-wantin'...and I am needing you here... Allah's the Absence of Fear!!
Fer Justice hunger...Left's Justice-less is rilin' me... And you know DemRATZ did Treason...Marxist TYRANNY!! America, we adore you...Smite thy Leftists' SHAME!! Next, we'll...party out in moonlight and reinvent Screen Names... For OUR Country's Strong, yes...We're Right... We're needing you here-re-re!!! OUR Future's Clear...Restore the Absence of Fear!!
7 posted on 9/18/01 5:40 PM Eastern by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#549. To: Cyber-Band, stand watie, keep U.S. Sovereign, EdZep, sauropod, LoneGreenEyeshade, coteblanche (#547)
"Right's Battle Against Left's Whore'd" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "The Battle of Evermore")
The King of Lyin' smugly bows... "Respect EX-Prez," we're told... "Protests shall cease...he's outta Power... Just leave Ol' Slick alone!!"
Has the Right lost its mind?! DETHRONE RATZ WHORE!! Marxists kill with great delight... The Right must fight this War... Folks, throw down the gauntlet now... Rest not 'til Left's ENTOMBED!! Side-by-side, we'll FReep and fight... Right shall win this Culture War!! Ohh-oh-ah-oahhhhh...
Hey...Dems gotta wonder... How far protectin' Slick they'll go! I'm waitin' fer some Righteous Republicans... To stand up and Re-Impeach Left's 'HO!! The Wisdom of the Forefathers told... "Preserve Equal Justice!!" Imprison Slick 'cuz Law don't care... 'Tween knave or President...No nooooo!!
This Country is worth the fight... Truth shall CONDEMN Left's Blight!! DemRATZ enslave folks brown and black... The Med'yuh feeds their dread...ohhhh... Fear is the Lib'rals' Plight... Publik-skewl-ignorantized!!! This World is filled with Good and Bad... How will our children know?! Ohh...now...ohh-oh-ohhh...
Orwell, yer book wuz WRONG... Bold FReepers taught me so... Fine time fer an uprise... Let's IMPEACH RATZ CHI-COM HO's!! The Pain of War cannot exceed... Waco's burnt stench of Death!! Our drums shall shake Congressional halls... Our guitars shall steal RATZ breath!! Fight on...sing fer our Nation...Fight on... VOTE RIGHT...the Left shall fall!! No need for Fear...we'll set things Right... Our Might'll transform the World!! Dance with the FReepin' Right... Sing 'til the mornin' lights!! History looms...be Strong and Bold... We'll bring True Justice back!! Bring it back...
At last, Reagan'll be smilin'... At Guv'ment small and kind. We have caged The Butcher of Christians... Sic Semper Tyrannus!!! Ahhh...ee-eye-ohhhh...ahhh-ah-ahh...
Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back... INDICT Slick...bring it back...then CONVICT...
Oh now...oh now...oh now...YES, NOW...oh now...oh now...oh now... Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back... Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW ooh... Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW SING IT!! Sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it....
Early 2002...Date To Be Determined (March For Liberty III...Washington, DC (Lincoln Monument))... Be there if you still think Justice in this Country's Worth Fightin' Fer!!!
FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 09/01/2000 08:44:48 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"When the LeftWing Breaks!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "When the Levee Breaks")
If it keeps on rainin', LeftWing's gonna break... If Left keeps on whinin', LeftWing's gonna break!! An' when the LeftWing breaks, RATZ have no place to stay!!
Effete Ol' Lib'rals taught US to weep an' moan...yeh... Elite Ol' Lefties taught US to weep an' moan... TRUMPZ got what it takes to make a long-time RAT change his vote!! -ah~oh well, ah~oh well, ah~oh well-ah ooh-ooh.
RATZ, don't it make ya feel bad when yer tryin'a find a Hero?!! All DemRATZ have sunken so low!!! If yer comin' down South, we got no use fer EWE... Best keep hoofin' it on to Ol' Castro. Ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah hey hey.
Cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do ya no good, no... RATZ...cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do you no good!! 'Cuz when Left's stonewall breaks, RATZ'll git Dem PrisonBlues!! ah~ooh-hooh.
All last night, I FReeped Dem Progressives...Left's Stoned-ahh, Yep, that's Right, MUD sat on some levee an' crooned!! A-thinkin' 'bout McAuliffe and Slick Willie's cellmates ahh-hah.
#554. To: goldilucky, First_Salute, Tolerance Sucks Rocks, BufordP, kristinn, Angelwood, Clinton's a Liar, ironman, TrueBlackMan, Taxman (#513)
"Cowardly Bill" (To be sung to Garth Brooks' "Cowboy Bill")
He told a good story...and us Lib'rals listened... 'Bout his road trip to Moscow...and the joy he found there! And the Left believed him...and when he would finish... We'd ask Ol' Slick Willie...to fool US again!
You could almost hear...Dem Socialists crowin'... Whorealdo a'kissin' EX-Pres-i-dent's rear! You could smell the "love juice"...from the cee-gah Bill's smokin'... As he sat there and he painted those nude Lewinsky's!
Still, the Right-Wing would tell us... "Voters, keep your distance...Bill Clinton's just tellin' you lies!" But to all of us Libs...Cowardly Bill was a hero... Just our tool, hidin' Communist spies!!
Slick told of the times...when he "boinked" those teenagers... Covered in snake oil...Hill'ry said, "It's Okay!" "Young interns consented"..."Moral Codes were for others"... Since Bill was "OurLeader"...he'd just have his way!!
When your Leadership's slime...your Country will stumble! Young intern went down...and Bill howled Monica's name! Despite the onslaught of Mudboy...Slick retained his office... He rode into the sunset...that's what Slick Willie claimed!!
Still, the Right-Wing would tell us... "Voters, keep your distance...Bill Clinton's just tellin' you lies!" But to all of US Victims...Cowardly Bill was a hero... We weren't fools...and ALL Prez'dent's LIE!!
Well, I still remember...the day that it happened... We waited and we waited...but Bill never showed. And the folks down at Epsteinz...said they hadn't seen him... So we set out for his place...down Ol' Chappaqua Road.
And we cried when we found him...lyin' there with his legacy... Those "Hustlers" spread open...Viagra was OUT!! He was clutchin' "The Times"...that had as its front page... "FLASH: DEMOkRATZ SLAUGHTERED! MARXism's Been SHAMED!!"
Yes, Rush Limbaugh had told us... "Lib'rals, keep your distance...Schleek-meister's just tellin' you lies!" Now, us Libs are sayin'..."Cowardly Bill is a ZERO... We're just fools, trustin' Slick Willie's lies!!"
Don't be fools...trustin' JOE BIDENZ lies!!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 06/24/1999 23:14:42 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Slickz@Traitor)
LOL...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
The Left's in shock...America's turned RATZ off!! Cowards with no soul...ugly cows!! Question... "Do they diss anything?! Does Left regret a thing?! Why's JOE still their King?! Don't the Truth mean a thing?!" RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!! RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
Let's FRee Iraq, let's fry that damned Soddom!! Cowards fear our roll...shut their mouths!! Osama bil Clinton, yer mother regrets her kids!! Fear the Power of the Right!! A question: "Who REALLY Killed Ron Brown?!! Why did Bill bite her lip? Voters, 'tis YOU I blame!! This year, please vote fer change!!!" RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!! RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
Folks...FReedom hearkens... TRUMP...shall seek Justice!! RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!! RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemEffete Boys!! Ooooohhh...FReep DemAirhead Girls!! The Left's in Shock...Networks have been turned off... Cowerin' in White Towers, losin' Power!! Right Shall Makes Its Stand!! Forefathers, they went thru this... Fear the Power of Our Roll...Seek Justice... "House, it shall RE-IMPEACH!! Senate shall then CONVICT!! Next, We'll INDICT Left's Creep(s)!! Jury Shall then CONVICT!!" RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) Prison 'HO!! RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ ARE WHOREZ!!
Mudboy Slim
256 posted on 10/8/2002, 4:18:31 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Obama Tune!!" (To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Man on the Moon")
Barry's Prez'dent...Dem's the facts of Life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Axelrod, he wears the Rovian mask. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Monopoly, twenty one, checkers, and chess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Hillary Clinton in her Sunday best. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We like Change and we need Hope. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah DeeCee keeps borrowin' but our country's broke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Barry, did you hear about this one? Tell me, what's the deal with Big Guv? Hey Barry, why you goofin' on Lincoln? Hey Nation, why're we so damned dumb?!! If you believe this country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then Marxists shall rule!!
Barry starts talkin' and it sounds so good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Networks they seem to be gettin' wood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Iran is troubling 'cuz nukes are in their grasp. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Is our President really up to the task? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Barry, did you hear about this one? Tell me, why you dissin' on Rush?!! Hey Barry, are you workin' fer Soros? Hey Nation, are we losing touch? If you believe our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then lawyers shall rule!!...COME ON!!
Here's a little nugget fer the Freedom-believer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Here's a little post fer our Liberty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Guv'ment must stop spendin' like drunk sailors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah David Axelrod, he wears a Rovian task. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Barry, do you hear me sing this one? Tell me, why you dissin' on Rush?!! Hey Barry, don't you wanna just save US? Hey Barry, spending way too much!! If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then Tyranny's cool?!!......COOL?!!
If you believe, this country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then Marxists shall rule!! If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then lawyers shall rule!!... If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then Tyranny's cool?!!......COOL?!!
Mudboy Slim (27 January 2009)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Here Comes 'The One!!'" (To be sung to The Beatles' "Here Comes the Sun") (Harrison)
Here comes the sun...Barry's "The One!!" And I say, "He's alright!!"
Lord Obama, it's been a long cold lonely eight years... Our Messiah, we feel our fears dry up like tears. Here comes "The One!!" He is OUR sun!! Still I say, "We're all right!!"
Lord Obama, bright smiles returning to our faces... Our Messiah, it's been eight years since Slick was here!! Here comes the sun...Barry's "The One!!" Marxists sing, "We're not Right!!"
Sun, sun, sun, here He comes... Sun, sun, sun, Barry Won!! Sun, sun, sun, here He comes... Sun, sun, sun, Barry Won!! Sun, sun, sun, here He comes...
Lord Obama, we hear the ice no longer melting... Our Messiah, it's been eight years since Slick was here!! Harness the sun...Big Oil is Done!! But I say "This ain't Right!!" Here comes the sun...Barry's "The One!!" We must fight!! 'Cuz we're Right!!
Mudboy Slim (22 December 2008)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Obama's Bold Push!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "After The Goldrush")
Yes, they dreamed they saw a righteous army pleadin', Prayin' fer things from their King. There were Leftists kneelin' and young girls squealin'... Sang, "Barack is Liberty!! 'Cuz we got Big Change comin'...Dubyuh's DONE!!" Our youth's voting fer a dream!! Hope that Brother Barry is "The One"... Who can keep this Country free!! Pray that Prez'dent Barry is "The One"... Who will keep my Nation free!!
Press was lyin' fer their Lord Messiah... A tingle ran up their thighs. Networks swear that they ain't biased... Whilst ignoring Barry's lies. The Syntaurs' band's playin' in my head... RightWing felt like getting high. I was thinking about what Li'l Bill had said... He''s believin' the Media's lies. Thinking about what Obama said... But I reckon it was a lie.
(Reprise)
Folks, Left dreams of raising income taxes higher... Sosh'lists take yer raise fer Big Guv!! There were Lib'rals cryin', "Raise taxes higher!! Obama's the "Chosen One!!"" It's all a dream, George Soros' dream... Big Guv'ment's what they love. Prayin' Brother Barry's power greed... Ain't got freedom on the run. Standin' against Marxists' growing needs... 'Til forever.
Mudboy Slim (17 November 2008)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Go, Brandon!!" (To be sung to Waylon Jennings' "Amanda")
I've held it all inward, God knows, I've tried But it's an awful awakening in a country boy's life To look in the mirror in total surprise At the hair on my shoulders and the age in my eyes
Amanda, light of my life Fate should have made you a gentleman's wife Amanda, light of my life Fate should have made you a gentleman's wife
It's a measure of people who don't understand The pleasures of life in a hillbilly band I got my first guitar when I was fourteen Now I'm over thirty, still wearing jeans
Amanda, light of my life Fate should have made you a gentleman's wife Amanda, light of my life Fate should have made you a gentleman's wife
Pre...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Take It to The Senate!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Take It To The Limit")
Willie moans as he dreams 'bout Lewinsky... While his "bright" wife's still playin' "Bill's Fool!!" Slick keeps lyin' 'bout "that woman" he used...used like his Tool! You know Bill's always been a Creeper...spent his life sleepin' 'round... And it's so hard to change...Fem'nists like to go down! But the sleaze we've seen lately... Slick's a frickin' lout, layin' interns down, 'and lyin' 'bout "his shame."
So join me on the High Road and tell Slick, "Resign!" Take it to the Senate...Impeach this Slime!
Bill spends all of his time hustlin' money... Willie spends all his Power hiding crimes! When it all falls to pieces tomorrow, Slick'll do Prison Time!!
I know you're you're searchin' for a reason...why nobody seems to care... That EX-Prez'dent's a WHORE! Left loves their Miscreants!! Still, this Country's worth retrievin'... Right'll come stormin' back, we're on the attack, next we'll get Algore!!
So join me on the high road...inform Slick, "It's Time!" Take it to the Senate...Convict this Slime!!
Take it to the Senate...RE-Impeach this Prez'dent... Take it to the Senate...IT'S JUSTICE TIME!!!
[Chorus to fade]
Mudboy Slim
To my fellow Vast, Right-Wing Conspirators--
Well, folks, Operation ClintonBeGone is on schedule and gaining speed, as powerful forces grind mercilessly on, and the scenario for Slick Willie's dismissal becomes apparent to all. I'm sure all of you are reading the tea leaves and it's becoming increasingly obvious that the Rapist-in-Chief/ First Traitor is precariously close to being replaced by his trusted henchman, Algore.
What?! You say, you've been keeping up with the news and you've heard nothing of this? Of course, you say, a story of this magnitude would be the Number One Lead story by Mssrs. Rather, Jennings and Brokaw...they are all patriotic Americans ready and willing to lay their careers--and lives--on the line to pursue rampant corruption at the highest levels of our Federal Guv'ment...aren't they?
Remember Impeachment I, when the Lame-Stream Media kept on telling us how the Republicans were going to pay a Helluvaprice at the polls in '00...seeing as to how they were dragging us through that nasty Impeachment Trial and all? You recall the mantra..."the American Sheeple just want to allow their Great and Fearless Leader, William Jefferson Clinton, to be freed from the concerns surrounding his corruption so he can 'get back to the Work of the American people'...gawldurnit!!!" I actually recall Dick Gephardt predicting that not only would they retake the House and retain the White House...Hell, the Democrats might even take back the Senate! Turns out the Socialist Media and their hand- puppets in the Democratic Congressional Caucus had it wrong all along.
From a 25 June 1999 news report in the Washington Times, reporter Ralph Z. Hallow writes..."Republicans actually helped their image with voters- -and boosted their election prospects in the 2000 election--by impeaching President Clinton, a leading DEMOCRATIC pollster said Thursday. At the same time, Democrats are suffering from a delayed voter disgust with Mr. Clinton's scandals that has improved GOP chances for the presidency and Congress in next year's elections, according to DEMOCRATIC pollster Celinda Lake."
Folks...THIS IS HUGE! If Impeaching a shamelessly-corrupt President for Perjury and Obstruction of Justice surrounding a series of sexual liaisons turned out to be a Net Positive, what kind of "bump" in the polls will transpire when Congress goes after Clinton for TREASON surrounding Communist China's Cash-for-Nuclear-Technology-Secrets Espionage/Bribery Scandal? Or how about Abuse of Power for the Slick Willie-ordered slaughter of innocent Serbian and Kosovar Albanian civilians, for no apparent benefit whatsoever? And how must the DemonRATS feel, after recieving solemn assurances from Willie Jeff that there were "...no other shoes to fall," then standing united behind a ethically-challenged and morally-corrupt man who knew full well that there is always "...another shoe to drop" with this Clinton Cadre of Corrupt Communist Co-Conspirators! Are these folks, having been cut off at the knees once, going to roll over for Clinton yet again? I say at least Twelve Democratic Senators will NOT pull another "Webb Hubbell." At some point over the next 15 months, these facts will become undeniable, unavoidable, and unspinnable for Bill Clinton...and HE WILL RESIGN!!
Quite Sincerely-- MUD
1 Posted on 07/05/1999 08:30:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Impeach@gain.harder)
William Jefferson Blythe Clinton, the Gift that keeps on giving...MUD
313 posted on 11/05/2002 3:59 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
153 posted on 4/11/2003, 9:57:04 AM by Mudboy Slim (Let's Jist Add William Jefferson Clinton to Dubyuh's Axis of Evil and Git It Over With!!)
Heh heh heh...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"