Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:455444 Comments:5048
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"Dubyuh's Stand!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Jungleland")
(Dr. MonDremo on pie-anny...somebody strokin' the fiddle....gently!!)
Our soldiers'll have their Homecoming...in DeeCee, 'cuz it's Right!! And DemocRATZ'll queue their DeanMachine...but we're ready fer the Fight!! Braindead Libs frettin' 'gainst what's Good and our God... Left promotes Fear...their loss's the Country's gain!! Dem RATZ fight 'gainst our own...seditious stance... Dem Lib'rals, they lust fer Power like Ol' France... But can't escape Bill Clinton's scum stain!!
Well, that Ashcroft Lawman runs 'bout "flamin'"... Not chasing the RATZ or Ol' Slick Willie!! And the Libs round here are meek like shadows... Always scair't of takin' stands!! FReep the churches...give RATZ Hell!! FReedom is the A.N.S.W.E.R. fer the World!! Patriots, join our band...Join in Dubyuh's Stand!!
The FReeper gang's assembled...Forum's a rendezvous fer the Right!! We'll meet next to the White House exit line to sing against DeeCee's blight!! Folks, there's CORRUPTION up in the Beltway... Fer less Guv'ment, we in the RightWing shall rally!! Then the Limbaugh troops--DittoHeads--join our Righteous Fight!! We'll FReep with pride 'til Clinton's debts are paid... Contract's made...We Shall RE-IMPEACH!! Libs trash our wars, trash our good name... Suckers fer Big Guvernment dreams!! The EVIL LeftWing shunned...implodes 'cuzza rock'n'roll bands!! That face off against each other out in the street... Join OUR Righteous Stand!!
(Guitar jammin' by CM)
In Left's Medyuh Pit, RATZ luminaries fret 'cuz they ain't the rage. My FRiends, the "Hate Bush" dweebs are out there... But their Hatred is the Brain-Dead Way!! Power-hungry Lib'rals struggle 'gainst our Country... Desperate as the Right moves on... RATZ're kooks, but they'll splinter, then they're gone!!
(Big Man on saxaphone)
In DeeCee City, Bold Hearts FReep... Bold ensigns fightin' fer what's Right...rememberin'... RATZ Power is lost...fool Lib'rals, they rot... Refusin' to WIN...they surrender!! In the jukejoints uptown, Dem RATZ vile dream is MORE Power!! BigShots reckon Power's their God-given Right!! RINOZ watchin while independents're stole away... It's fer the World Right fights this noble fight!! Inside, the FReepers type 'til Big Guv'ment's toast... You see, we're flesh while Left's fantasy!! Folks, the poets 'round here, we shout, "FReedom fer ALL!!" 'Cuz Right stands up fer our Liberty!! So come and FReep fer what's Right...we'll peak fer our moment... The Right'll make an honest stand!! Left's mortally-wounded...BigGuv'ment's DEAD!! The Right is Dubyuh's Land!!
"Barry Obama!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Lady Madonna")
Barry Obama, Media's at your feet... Limbaugh KNOWS Progressives are Marxist freaks!! RATZ waste our money...childrens' futures spent... Lib'rals think tax money is heaven sent!!
Righteous Right's arrivin' to Fight DeeCee!! LeftWing's mourning freaks like TeddyK!! Biden's words are soundin' mighty cheesy.... Election's comin'!!
Barry Obama!! Patriots, we don't jest... Wonder when you'll notice Slick failed the test. Election's comin'... Barry Obama!! Marxists are pure RED!! Listen to MUDZ music playing in yer head.
Leftist RAT poltroons forever spending... Teddy mourners takin' people's guns... Reagan Right, our cry is "Freedom's Winning!!" Election's comin'... Barry Obama!! Children we must teach... "Country's gonna WAKE UP...Defeat RAT-freaks!!"
Mudboy Slim (21 September 2009)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Dubyuh's "Gonna Win California!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Goin' to California")
Spend my days justa FReepin' fer Right, Smoked my stuff an' drank...all my wine. Made up my mind, make a new start, Goin'ta California with Dutch Reagan in my heart. Limbaugh told me there're Lib'rals out there... Right'll open their eyes...RAT Powers, they don't care!!
LeftWing dazzles but RATZ Soul is Maimed!! Never let Press tell ya the Parties're all the same. Hohh...DemRATZ are Reds, Left's Med'yuh won't say, RATZ wonder how Left's "Heroes" could ever follow "Willaaaay!!" RATZ Elites an' their minions start to tremble an' shake, When children in LA...begin to awake...WATCH OUT!!
We FReep 'cuz Left's Hate fer what's Good's like a Punch to MY Nose... But Truth's startin' to flow, I think Slick might be sinkin'!! Slick, we'll INDICT...RE-IMPEACH...Fight RATZ Slime!! Help FReep everywhere...folks, Truth's Path Runs Straight and Right!!
The HildaBeast's without her King... Left says they'll Save the World..."Left LIES!!" MUD sings!! La la la la. Slick's Left's Nightmare 'cuz RATZ Power's all gone... Tryin'a find RAT-Saviors who'll never, never, never be born. Help US Build that World Shinin' Proudly and FRee!! Tellin' my FRiends, "It's not that hard, folks... Please help US FReep!!" Mmm-ahh~ahh.
"JessieLee and JakeySteve!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "FrankieLee and JudasPriest")
Well, JessieLee and JakeySteve, They were the Best of FRiends!! So when JessieLee cried out, "JUSTICE or SHAME!!" Jakey hollered out...MUDZ boy could sing!! We sang, "DemRATZ are ALL Fools!!" Up then walk'd a PUNK called "Macker!!" MUD said, "Gimme Slick, TerrieBoy!! Yer loss shall be MUDZ gain!!"
Well, MackerBoy, he sat right down Drew his fingers to his chin, Folks, with the cold eyes of Mudboy on him, PUNK's head began to spin. "Would ya please not stare at me like that," PUNK said, "Mudboy, I know yer Right!! Still, you know how RATZ must sell their souls... FReepers just won't let me hide."
Well, Mudboy, he just grinned )8^D! and said, "Let's FIGHT!! I'll Teach you FEAR!! PUNK, you'd better hurry 'n TESTIFY... Yes, you know Willie's SCUM, 'Cuz MUD knows you and Slick are QUEER!!" "I'm gonna start my quittin' right now, Just tell me Why You FReep!!"
Mudboy pointed down the road... And said, "FerLiberty!!" "FerLiberty?!!" said MackerPee, Squeeealy voice like a girls in FRight!! "That's Right," said Mudboy Slim, "FerLiberty... Good FReepers call it 'PARADISE!!'"
"I won't give you Slick, Mudboy!!" Said McAuliffe oh so Vile.... "All Right," said Mudboy Slim, "We'll FReep ya 'til ya RESIGN!!"
Well, MackerPUNK, he kneeled right down... Terry kissed MUDZ hairy feet... When just then a dude named Limbaugh... Burst upon the scene, Saying, "Are you Mudboy Slim, the FReeper, Whose father captain'd ships?! 'Cuz if you are, There's some jackass callin' you WHACKO!! And they say his name is Slick."
"Woah, Rush...Slick ain't MUDZ FRiend," Said Mudboy Slim that night, "I do recall Slick very well, Clinton, he shall feel MUDZ Bite!!" "Yes, yer the one," said El Rushbo, Sittin' there in the WhiteHouse, "Well, my message is, 'Mudboy Let's ROLL!! RE-IMPEACH RATZ LOUSE!!!"
Well, MackerPee, he panicked, He stopped kissin' feet and ran... Until he came up to the spot Where WillieSlick did stand. "What kind of man is MUD?" PUNK said, "Why won't MUD leave US ALONE?!" "It's not yer House," said Mudboy Slim, "It's not yer House...it's MUDZ Home!!"
Well, WillieSlick, he trembled, His bowels lost all control!! Over all the crimes and chicks he'd RAPED... Now, MUDZ Justice was on a roll!! Slick just stood there staring... From the BigHouse where we put our SCUM!! With four and twenty boyfriends... Just buggerin' SlickWillie's bum. (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!...sorry)
Yes, FReepers still care about our Liberty, Gettin' JUSTICE, therefore WE FReep!! And, foamin' at the mouth, MUD began to make his midnight FReeps. For sixteen nights and days MUD raved, But on the seventeenth he burst... Into the arms of Missuz MUD, Which is where MUD quenched his thirst!!
(Mudboy HOOtin' on the Harp!!)
Lib'rals tried to save Ol' Slick... But FReepers swatted them away like pests, Except, of course, Slick's little Negro boy... Who they called WillieJeff. And he just walked along, alone, With his guilt so well revealed, And muttered underneath his breath, "Mudboy Made Slick SQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL!!!!"
Well, the moral of the story, The moral of this song, Is simply that RATZ should never be... Given Power...Marx IS Wrong!! So when you see your neighbor carryin' somethin', Help him with his load, But Don't go mis-Votin' fer DemocRATZ... 'Cuz they're all just Chi-Com HO's!!
FReegards...MUD
225 posted on 12/24/2002 11:35 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"RATZ Smell!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell")
Loose-lipped hotties...and Chi-Com Whores... Constitution's in Left's way!! RATZ fear and smoke's simply a joke... Look what's going on, you RAT Fools!! Ooooh...RATZ smell!! Can't you smell RATZ smell?!! Ooooh...RATZ smell!! The stench of death surrounds you!! YEEEEEEaaaaaaahhhh!!
Limbaugh's Legions are upon you... Folks shall FReep Slick 'til he's GONE!! So take another toke, have a blow fer yer nose... 'Til Left thinks, Right shall drown you!! HELL, YEAH!! Ooooh...RATZ smell!! Can't you smell that smell?! Ooooh...Libs smell!! Vince Foster's Death condemns you!!
Lib'rals call Slick "Prince Charming"... He'll squeal'n'purr when cellmates find Slick's groove. Think you'll be all right with all yer money... But tomorrow, Dwight shall be buggerin' you!! Ooooh...Slick'll squeeeeeal!! Won't you help US tell?! Ooooh...RATZ smell!! Ol' Ron Brown's Death confounds you!!
Slick, yer a fool, dude!! Yep, Right'll FReep ya 'til yer gone!! We know yer a Treas'nous Whore!!
One little problem that confronts you... Got Ol' Mudboy on yer back... Just one more fix, Bill, might do the trick... One hell of a price for you to get your kicks!! Ooooh...RATZ smell!! I can't stand Left's smell!! Ooooh...Trash Bill!! Paul Wellstone's Death was all you!! Ooooh...Slick smells!! Right Shall Fight Like Hell!! Ooooh...RATZ smell!! We'll RE-Impeach'n'Convict You!!
TGIFReegards...Mudboy Slim
155 posted on 11/22/2002 10:21 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"A Farewell to Sleaze!!" (To be sung to Rush's "A Farewell to Kings")
When they write the pages of history... And Clinton's Crimes have long been exposed, Will they write of US with disgust... For the deeds that we let go?!!
We turned our gaze from vile scandals by the Clintons... Eyes cast down on the path of least resistance!! Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!! DemocRATZ are FOOLS to ignore Slick's Spies!! Treas'nous heathens cloaked in White House guise... Trashin' all our liberties, while abortin' unborn lives!!
The DemocRATZ are slandering the Sacred Halls of Truth... Public Schools unburdening Left's bitterness on Youth!! Can't we heed the Laws that made US strong?!! Ohhh, can't we learn to tell what's Right from what's Wrong?!! WHAT'S WRONG?!!
Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!! Socialists protectin' Chi-Com SPIES!! TeeVee weaklings fawning 'bout "their guys"... Slayin' all that's True and Good, while scoffin' at The Wise!! Woah...Can't we raise OUR Voice and make a start?!! Can't we find the Will to blast Swamp's Stonewall apart?!!
Mudboy Slim (9 July 1998)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Tom Delay!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "Farmer John")
Tom Delay, Why Won't YOU CUT BigGuv'ment?!! Ohahhohh... Yer the One...to Lead the Right!! Ohahhohh... RATZ Power We Shall Devolve...Let's Stuff DemLib'rals' talk!! We'll make Dem Leftists' shrivel...Right's Winning in a Walk!!
Tom Delay...ohahhohh...Why Won't YOU CUT BigGuv'ment?!! Yer the One...to Champion Rights!! Ooahhohh...
(Little guitar jammin')
Ohhahhhhohhhhh!! Sen'tor George...boy, you are from Virginia!! Ohahhohh... Senator...Lead the Righteous Right!! We love how Susan talks...we love yer gawl-durned snuff... We need some leadership...RightWing's cruisin'... RATZ're losing...LOSING!!
Eric C.!! Whipe them RINOZ from Power!! Ohahhohh...ohahhohh.. Guv'ment, son...shall be MINI-sized!!
(More guitar jammin')
Cantor, bud...Right Must Reject Big Guv'ment!! Ohahhohh...ohahhohh...ohahhohh... We're the Ones...We're the Shameless Right!!
FReegards...MUD
657 posted on 4/25/2004, 12:26:04 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"This Blessed Ground!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "My Hometown")
I was six years old, American flag in my hand... Dockside, watched that ship return my Pa from Viet Nam. Ma cried, then laughed, 'cuz he'd made it through it... We cheered as Dad's feet touched ground... He tousled my hair, said, "Son, take a good look around... This here's Blessed Ground, and it's your home now, Do your Country proud, this is your hometown!"
Back in Ninety-Five, Prez'dent's tellin' lies and breakin' rules! Political fights between The Wrong and The Right... Networks treat us like we're fools. As Justice obstructs, Clinton passes the buck, While sellin' secrets to Commie scum... Algore grasps their illegal cash, sordid times had come... To our Country...Won't you see? Liberty, it ain't free!!
Now White House's stonewallin' Congress, showin' no remorse... Seems like there ain't nobody values Character no more. Still, we're closin' in to prove Slick's guilt, while Elitists fret... FReepers say, "These Bums're already TOAST, they just don't know it YET!!" It's our turn now, let's show 'em how... To Devolve Power, to your hometown.
So, Right, don't delay, seize the day, condemn Bill's Tyranny! Forcin' out these crooks, it's our destiny! I'm Thirty-Nine, got two kids of my own now... Last night, set 'em up o'erlookin' the Sea.. I said, "Kids, take a good look around...this here's Blessed Ground!"
Mudboy Slim
Posted by: Mudboy Slim (fight4justice) 05/28/1999
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Right's All 'Bout TRUTH!!" (To be sung to the Who's "Gettin' In Tune")
Right's seekin' yer Vote 'cuz the LeftWing's Hell!! Sosh'list WHORE'd Right's slayin'... Right shall defend our hard-earned FReedoms!! DemRATZ are just feeble Traitors!!
Righteous throng is inspired, as Reagan would say... "We don't want Big Guv'ment!!" And when we hear all Left's LIES, DemRATZ love Tyranny... Swamp loathes self-empowerment!!
Right's FReepin' fer Truth...Right's 'bout Truth!! Fight fer Truth...the Right's all 'bout Truth!! RightWing's 'bout Truth!! (RightWing's 'bout Truth) RightWing is Good!! (RightWing is Good) Right's all 'bout Truth!!
Fight 'til Guv'ment's shackles are shed... We're FReepin' 'til Socialism's dead!! Mudboy's bangin' on his new piano... Right's FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow!! (FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow) FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATZ vision's narrow!! (FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATZ vision's narrow) Yeah, Right's FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors!! (FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors)
Right's seekin' yer Vote 'cuz the LeftWing's Hell... And RATZ Power is reelin'!! We're 'bout Liberty...reject fear from your hearts... FReedom's so appealing!!
Right's FReepin' fer Truth...Right's 'bout Truth!! Fight fer Truth...the Right's all 'bout Truth!! RightWing's 'bout Truth!! (RightWing's 'bout Truth) RightWing is Good!! (RightWing is Good) Right's all 'bout Truth!!
Fight 'til Guv'ment's shackles are shed... We're FReepin' 'til Socialism's dead!! Mudboy's bangin' on his new piano... Right's FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow!! (FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow) FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATZ vision's narrow!! (FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATZ vision's narrow) Yeah, Right's FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors!! (FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors)
Mudboy Slim
710 posted on 7/27/2004, 3:22:58 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Dick Armey looks at the impact of Ronald Reagan on American politics. This piece is adapted from a speech delivered on December 9, 2003 at the Reagan Presidential Library by Dick Armey, the former U.S. House Majority Leader and current Chairman of Citizens for a Sound Economy (CSE). It appeared as an opinion editorial in the New York Sun.
"Looking back at the Goldwater campaign in 1964, theres one thing that truly stands out in memory: Ronald Reagans A Time for Choosing speech. I dare say that was a speech unlike any weve heard before or since. What an awakening it was to so many of us! We asked, who is this guy? Whos this actor and makes so much sense? Who is this Republican conservative who is so eloquent in the way he presents our ideas? How many of you were captivated by Ronald Reagan in 1964? I know I was still that speech has never left my memory nor the moment, the stirring in my heart.
You see, Ronald Reagan actually revealed to us in 1964 something it took us years to understand: he knew something better than most of us. He knew the goodness of the American people and he had the decency to respect it. And we never really fully comprehended that about him until years later. In the 1960s, economic stagflation grew worse and totally baffled President Johnson. Nixon, too, was completely baffled by it and actually resorted to such things as mandatory government price controls, giving up on whom we are as Americans in order to try to fight inflation. Gerald Ford resorted to a button. Remember that? Whip inflation now. We used to turn it over and call it, No instant miracles. By the time Jimmy Carter came along it was horrible. Remember the days of malaise? Remember how desperate we were? Ill never forget the nightmare of the American economy in the 1970s after all those years of people either not having the understanding nor having the courage to deal with it, and the problem getting worse. It finally got so bad in the 70s that Jimmy Carter had no explanation except to face the American people and say, The problem is you, Ladies and Gentlemen you have a malaise.
In the 70s, we despaired. I remember coming home from teaching late at night listening to Jimmy Carter give that Days of Malaise speech, parking my car in the driveway, sitting there listening to it, and I felt like that old song, Is that all there is? You know we worked all our life, we dreamed, we hoped, we prayed, we tried everything we could. Is this all we have? Is it just this malaise? And then Ronald Reagan came back onto center stage for most of us.
Well, of course as you know, he was elected, in 1980. What a marvelous opportunity for America! Boy, what a day that was for me to remember! To think that a man that conservative could be elected president in America today, what a reprieve from all the years of despair that I felt in the aftermath of the Goldwater defeat. And, it was marvelous. I remember I had a bounce in my step and I was feeling good.
We watched Ronald Reagan and learned from himfreedom works. Ladies and Gentlemen, Ronald Reagans first two years in office was a miracle, an economic miracle. He changed President Fords model. Instead of Whip inflation now, he said, Lets whip inflation first. Ronald Reagan knew the road from malaise to prosperity would be painful but he had the courage to travel it. And it was painful. Some of you all remember the elections of 1982. Still, during that time he did pass his first budget and get his first tax reductions in place in order to restore economic growth and job creation. He demonstrated the courage and the foresight that distinguishes his presidency forever. Yet it was not understood and appreciated, even by his friends at the time.
Do you remember the panic that set across the conservative and Republican field after the elections of 1982? We lost a few senators. I guess we lost the Senate. There was a panic. Yet, Ronald Reagan knew what he knew. He did not doubt. He did not wallow around in self- reservation or reconsideration. He understood what would work and he committed to it. And in all that panic in the aftermath of the 1982 elections, he was the one man who, more than at any other time in our lifetime, exemplified the idea of courage of your convictions. Ronald Reagan with one simple phrase, Stay the course faced the panic and steadied Congress and the nation.
What an inspiration it was to so many of us that he would dare to say, Stay the course. People were falling around him and people were wilting from him, people were denouncing him, and distancing from him. And he never wavered in his courage of his commitment to the ideas that he knew would work. And what did he give us? He gave us a resurrection of the American economy.
Especially in his second term, Ronald Reagan took the lessons of freedom that he had applied to the economy and which had given us prosperity and applied them to foreign policy and the Soviet Empire. Consider what Ronald Reagan did when he saw the Berlin Wall. He said, Mr. Gorbachev, tear down that wall! That assertion of liberty by Ronald Reagan may have been the strongest moment in the life of at least a generation of Eastern Europeans. This one statement gave them the strongest evidence that there was hope for liberty.
Again, Ronald Reagan had the courage. Do you know that statement was put into the speech by Ronald Reagan, taken out of the speech by his advisors, put into the speech again by Ronald Reagan, and taken out of the speech again by his advisors? They thought they had him. In the plane he put it back in the speech, himself, in his own handwriting. What was needed was the conviction to rise above the bad advice of people that didnt have the strength to dare and the will to care. And so he did."
The Gipper ROCKS...MUD
718 posted on 12/28/2004, 3:41:25 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"RichBoy Kerry!!" (To be sung to Simon and Garfunkel's "Richard Cory")
RATZ say that RichBoy Kerry was predestined to hold Power... With political connections...a wife whose wealth astounds!! Massachussetts Senator...Ol' Teddy's bastard child... Kerry's everything the Left could want: Commie, Fake, and Vile!!
But Right works 'gainst this "destiny"... 'Cuz Left LOATHES the life we're living... DemRATZ curse our Liberty!! Folks, I wish that Right would be... Oh, I wish that Right could be... Folks, I wish that Right would be...Reagan-worthy!!
Left's Medyuh loves John Kerry 'cuz he'll make Big Guv'ment grow!! RichBoy Kerry lied 'bout Viet Nam...RichBoy Kerry is Slick's 'HO'!! Folks, the DemocRATic Party's givin' orgies on his yacht! (LOL!!) RichBoy surely must beat Dubyuh with Left's Medyuh up his butt!!
But Right...we LOATHE Guv'ment Tyranny!! And we curse the lies Left's spinning... And RATZ Moral Poverty!! Oh, I wish that Right would be... Yes, I know that Right can be... Folks, I know that Right shall be...Reagan-worthy!!
Kerry believes in Tyranny...thinks sheeple need a King! We should be grateful to pay higher tax...then say, "Thank you very much!!" So RATZ cried on 9 November...when the evening headlines read: "RichBoy Kerry lost HUGE last night"...RATZ learned that Liberalism's DEAD!!
'Cuz Right...Right whupped RichBoy John Kerry!! And we cursed the LIES Left's spinning... And RATZ Moral Poverty!! Folks, I wish we'd RE-IMPEACH!! Yes, I wish we'd RE-IMPEACH!! Oh, I wish we'd RE-IMPEACH...SlickBoy Willie!!
Mudboy Slim (06/30/2004)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Kerry is a cracker...enslavin' black folks worst!! All he wants is Power...still FRiends call him "Lurch"!!
He's Jean Kerry...demon seed... He ain't hip...to righteous dreams... He knows Clinton LIED...RE-IMPEACH!! Right needs yer help...to Whup Kerry!! We hold out hope...that we'll be bold!! Promise you...fight Dem fools... We know FReedom's Right...Devolve Power!! Right needs yer help...Guv'ment devours!!
Kerry's a whipcracker...DemRATZ, they're still Clinton's fools!! Left asks us to entrust them..."Justice Fer Clinton, you Poltroons!!"
So, we must FReep...endlessly... It's still hip...to laugh and sing!! Hanoi Jean, he lied...'bout his pals... In Viet Nam, Jean pussied out!! I hold out hope...Right'll be bold!! Promise you...FReep fer Truth!! We know FReedom's Right...Devolve Power!! Right needs yer help...help FRee yerselves!!
(bass guitar solo)
Kerry's FRench... Kerry loves Big Guv'ment...he is our enemy!! Right must be on guard...'cuz Hanoi Jean, he LOATHES Liberty!!
He's Jean Kerry...effete breed... Help US whup...RATZ elite dweebs!! Hanoi Jean, he LIES...marries wealth... We need yer help...to Unleash HELL!! We hold out hope...you'll be bold!! Righteous, show some pride...help yerselves!! We need yer help...FReep with stealth......
Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Whuppin' the DemocRATZ Lies!!" (To be sung to the Smashing Pumpkins' "Bullet With Butterfly Wings")
Lib'rals are like vampires...Death's their aim!! Want to destroy US...corrupt Left has no shame!! DemRATZ are idiots...Left's insa-a-ane!! Evil conspires....Left's got blood on their hands!! Even now we know...Right must strike "The Blow!!" RATZ ain't cool...Left's OLDE!! Fight Dem HO's!!
Despite what Left says, they are still only RATZ in a Rage!! Elites are so vain...but they're still only RATZ in a Rage!! Left's minions will say, "FReedom's lost...the Truth's been slain!!" Despite all Left's Rage...RATZ are still just morons in a cage!!
Right ain't fakin'!! Mudboy's ready fer a row... LeftWing's been quakin'...fearin' Limbaugh's show!! FReedom's what I want...I want big cha-a-ange... Dem Lib'rals have not...have not shown their shame!! Yessir, folks, I know!! Soon enuff, you'll know!! Left ain't cool...Left's OLDE!! RATZ are OLDE!!
Despite what Left says, they are still just DemRATZ in a Rage!! Despite all Left's Rage, Right is still sittin' up center stage!! RATZ hatred is vain, Left is lost, they'll never be saved!! Despite what Libs say, they are still just DemRATZ in a Rage!!
(Head-bangin' interlude)
Help US fight RATZ Commie slime!! Clinton should be doing time!! TREASON ain't Slick's only crime!! Justice seems to blow Left's mind!! TREASON is a cap'tal crime...it's TRUE!!
Despite what Press says, they are still only RATZ in a rage!! Left fights like they're crazed...but they're still just RATZ on rampage!! Despite all Left's rage, Right is still standing center stage!! Despite all Left's rage, they are still just DemRATZ in a cage!! Despite DubyuhHate, Bush shall win 'cuz DemRATZ are insane!! And Right still believes that Dem Lib'rals are knaves!!
Mudboy Slim (06/29/2004)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Rally Fer Our Nation!!" (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Californication")
Slick's a spy fer China... Leftists' zeal's to smite FReeNations!! Lib-uh-rulls love Sweden... Dreams of Amsterdam libations... Dem Lib'rals want Big Guv'ment dreams... Right, Rally Fer Our Nation!!
The Beacon fer the world... Pride of the western civilization... We're warriors fightin' fer Peace!! Unleash the wisdom derived via liberation!! Left's oh so queer...RATZ're HollyWeird!! Folks, Rally Fer Our Nation!!
Dubyuh's surgin' very well... November 3rd awaits US!! Reject the Left's spin...help FReedom win... 'Tis Culture War we're waging!!
[Chorus:] Airborne...uniform... MUDZ corps...just war... FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
Kerry's [like] a girl...Hanoi Kerry, he destroyed... Lied about his own conflagrations... JohnnyBoy LIED...fer the Viet Cong side... Genghis Khan's mis-information!! Lied 'bout his bronze star...and three purple hearts... John LIED to the whole Nation!!
TRUTH is what the Lib'rals most fear... Should be shamed by their Michael Moore baseness!! Limbaugh, you shall hear fer years... Righteous songs on yer AM stations!! Our liberties are here to stay... We're FReepin' fer our Nation!!
Oooh-ahh-ooooh...oooh-ahh-ooooh...
RATZ're stained...they chose their way... Devolve Power to the States, men... Everybody, we're due fer Right's righteous liberation!!
[Chorus:] War-torn...Desert Storm... Must win...fight sin... FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
Corruption breeds 'cuz Dem Lib'rals WON'T know... But good FReepers rulle this Nation!! 'Cuz God looks out fer those hearts so stout... We're just another FReedom station!! Come, righteous waves, Truth'll save the world... FReep fer our Liberation!!
Dubyuh's surgin' very well... November 3rd awaits US!! Slick's takin' a rest...John's just a test... 'Tis Clinton's scalp MUDZ craving!!
[Chorus:] War-torn...Desert Storm... Must win...fight sin... FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
Mudboy Slim (09/15/2004)
5 posted on 9/18/2004, 11:46:02 PM by Mudboy Slim (Girleymen HATE Bush!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"My My, Hey Hey (Out of the Blue)" (To be sung to Neil Young's "My My, Hey Hey (Out of the Blue)")
My my, hey hey...Liberty is here to stay!! In DeeCee, we turn out...Right shan't fade away... My my, hey hey.
Look fer the Truth...FReep into the Black!! Welcome, you Libs...join us, CarolinaSam!! No, Slick's not gone...Clintons're comin' back... When yer lookin' fer Truth, FReep into the Black.
Reagan is gone...but he's not forgotten!! We, as a Party, know Big Guv'ment's Rotten!! The RightWing won't burn out...we listen to Rush!! Reagan is gone but he's not forgotten.
Hey hey, my my...America shall never die!! There's more to our future...than meets the eye. Hey hey, my my.
Heh heh heh...MUD
494 posted on 10/27/2004, 9:21:05 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Hillary!!" (To be sung to Bob Seger's "Mary Lou")
I'm gonna tell you a story 'bout Hillary!! Rodham's a lyin' Lib'ral...only fools believe!! She likes to screech and bitch...but to RATZ she's a Saint!! She wants to take yer money and she's got no shame!!
Hillary...(Hillary)...she shares Slick Willie's stain!! Hillary...(Hillary)...she is Dem Leftists' dream!! Hillary...(Hillary)...she LOATHES the FRee 'cuz she fears our Power!! C'rupt like Slick Willie...Bill took her far!!
Left breeds scandal...their Valiant are few!! Embezzlin' her fortune outta fools like YOU!! She married a Slick cad...took all Willie's $#!+... Now DemRATZ wznt her as Prez-uh-dent!!
Hillary...(Hillary)...she shares Slick Willie's stain!! Hillary...(Hillary)...she is Dem Marxists' dream!! Hillary...(Hillary)...she LOATHES the FRee 'cuz she fears our Power!! C'rupt like Slick Willie...now Swamp's her WHORE'd!!
Lib'rals flock to Power 'cuz they're weakened souls!! RATZ ain't never sorry 'bout the LIES they've told!! Left loves their SlickWillie whore..."I am Risen!!" says Bill!! The HildaBeast wants all that enuff to KILL!!
Hillary...(Hillary)...she shares Slick Willie's stain!! Hillary...(Hillary)...she is Dem Marxists' dream!! Hillary...(Hillary)...she LOATHES the FRee 'cuz she fears our Power!! C'rupt like Slick Willie...'tis Culture War!! Hillary!!
Mudboy Slim (7/13/05)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day... Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet. Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolve around her Sun. [MUDZ Earth to Jewel's Sun] Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girl's makin' me burn!!
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!" O'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Trust me, boy." But MUDZ gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down... GOODBYE...my FRagile flame...girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Nation, washed with blood...LIES the Leftist's shame... I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!! I just hear Slick's laughter...Bill lies to hisself. Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!! I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUDZ grinnin'...)=^D God Bless my bitten land...must kick Righteous A$$... Fer all Left's tyranny!!
Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled... SLAUGHTERED everything... Ohhh...the Swamp's ALL BAD...turned MUDZ world to black... Spitooned on all I see...all that I am... All I'll BE-EE-EE-EE...yeah!!
Un hunh...un hunh...woo...
I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife... I know she'll be MY star... But somebody else's gotta show the spine!! It's TIME!! SHINE!! Justice be thine...
"Ol' Waco" (To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's "Ohio")
Kids slaughtered and Clinton's bloody... The blame it is all Left's own... That April, Bill fried the cheeeldren... Scores dead in Ol' Waco!! Folks, we shan't bow to him...Righteous shall detach Slick's crown... Shouldda RESIGNED long ago... What did Slick do when "Reno" blitzkreig'd the Carmel Compound?! Rapist-in-Chief cheered his 'HO!!!
La la la la la la la la... La la la la la la la... La la la la la la la la... La la la la la la la...
Sic Semper Tyrannis...FReepers, we must force Slick out!!! History shall record it so!! What did Med'yuh do when 78 folks were torched to the ground?! How could Gore run when he knows?!
Kids BUTCHERED by Clinton's bombin'... Why DID we raze Kosovo?!! War Criminals demand Justice!! [Thousands of] Serbs dead in Kosovo... Kids dead in Kosovo... Four dead in Ohio?!
Scores dead in Ol' Waco!! How many more?!! Why weren't the Sheeple told?! IGNORE LEFT'S MEDIA WHORE'd!!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 09/18/2000 13:47:07 PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE...NOW!!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Mudboy Slim!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Outlaw Man")
Right lives by God's law...we were born to confront SCUM!! The righteous fight 'gainst Tyranny... Fer the RightWing, I'll be "MUD"!! In one hand, Right reads Bibles... In the other, we've got our guns!! RATZ, git to know me...I'm America's son!!
Patriots, you can trust me... Trust me, MUD understands!! One life lived proud and bold, That's the life of ol' Mudboy Slim!!
Just left my woman, she was naggin' night and day!! Voted fer BO Obama...she rejected RightWing ways!! Some of my friends LOVE Barry... RATZ seldom ever KNOW!! Awake to Guv'ment's danger... 'Cuz Left steals hearts and souls!! Lib'rals, just come and hug me... Networks shall understand... MUDZ life it shall unfold...it's the life of a Redskin fan!! Ooo....
(Sweet Syntaurz freakjam breaks out...)
Statists, don't try to schmoooze me... Have y'all met "Funky Dan"? One guy fightin' RAT-HO's... THAT's the life of ol' Mudboy Slim!!
RINOZ call MUD "KRAAAY-ZEE"!! DemRATZ are INSANE!! Marxists call MUD "sinner", Lord... Mudboy knows he AIN'T!!
Mudboy prays to Jesus!! Jesus, Barry ain't!! Voters got no time to lose... MORE BigGuv'ment's plumb INSANE!! Outlaw man!! Funky Dan!! Mudboy Slim!!
Mudboy Slim (1 March 2010)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-12-04 14:00:23 ET
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"