Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:456209 Comments:5048
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
Oh gosh...been a long time since I did a request...but I really respect YOU and this suggestion. Wow...this will be fun. Thank you for pinging my Oh-So-Lonely thread, my friend. Please don't make it a One&Done...I totally support and encourage links to other particularly interesting threads you may like to spread the word about.
Regards...MUD
BTW...I will ping you to my LOLA parody once completed and posted.
"The FReeper!!" (To be sung to Molly Hatchet's "The Creeper")
Ohhh...listen to MUDZ story...
Right is gettin' stronger, Nation... Time Big Guv'ment's gone!! Lib'rals don't know the difference no mo'... Between--ahhh--Right and Wrong!! Say, we're gonna be both Bold and Right... When the FReeper sings his songs!! Strike out fer yer FReedoms, ladies... Ahhh...Righteous're strong!! I say we're gonna be both Bold and Right... Loh-oh-ord...when the FReepers sing their songs...yeah!!
We're strong...We're bright...Loathe RATZ...We'll win!! Right's out fer Justice...I'm Mudboy Slim!! The road RATZ walk is dark and dim... Don't let Marxists lead you towards Left's sin!! They'll cut a whole baby... Mods'll stab you in the back... Reject all those DemocRATZ!! Truth's more trouble than Left thinks... We know Donald, he won't blink!! Say, we're gonna be both Bold and Right... Oh-oh-ohhh...when the FReepers sing their songs...yeah!!
Oh, we're gonna getcha, Nation...
(Powerful guitar jammin')
Ohh...RATZ're enemies of yer Liberty... Killin' people every day... Ahh...soldiers out to catch them Traitors... Freedom's here to stay!! I say, "Right gonna stand and fight the fight... When the FReepers sing their songs!!" Watch out fer Slim's CD, baby... MUDZ patriot songs!!
Say, we're gonna be both Bold and Right... Oh-oh-ohhh...when the FReepers sing their songs!! Yeah!! Said we're gonna stand and fight The Fight... Oh-oh-ohhh...when the FReeper sings his songs!! Yeah!!
#681. To: Deckard, Vicomte13, goldilucky, Badeye, Hondo68, sneakypete, Fred Mertz, Jhoffa_, ferret (#609)(Edited)
"The countdown had stalled at 'T' minus 69 seconds when Desiree, the first female ape to go up in space, Winked at me slyly and pouted her thick, rubbery lips unmistakably -- the first of many such advances During what would prove to be the longest, and most memorable, space voyage of my career." -- Winning sentence, 1985 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.
JakeyBoy asked if I could "play that fiddlin' song again, daddy" so here goes...
"MacAuliffe Came Down to Richmond!!" (To be sung to the Charlie Daniels Band's "The Devil Went Down to Georgia")
McAuliffe came down to Richmond, He was lookin' for some votes to steal, He was in a bind 'cuz RATZ're always lyin', And he was willin' to make a deal! Then he came accross this young man, Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot... Left's KlintonKlone jumped up on an ol' Dogwood stump, And growled, "Boy, let me tell you what... Perhaps you didn't know it, but I'm a politician, too, And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you. Now you play pretty good fiddle, boy, but give this Lib'ral his due... I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, cuz I think I'm better 'n you!"
Ol' Mud said, "My name's Mudboy and I don't trust RATZ spin... But I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret, 'Cuz I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
(Chorus) Mudboy, you rosin up your bow and play yer fiddle hard, 'Cuz Hell's broke loose in Richmond and Big Guv'ment deals it hard. And if you win you'll get that shiny fiddle made of gold, But if you lose, the Lib'rals get your Soul.
TerriePUNK opened up his case and said, "I'll start this show!" Slick's Bile spewed from his lyin' lips as he rosined up his bow... And he pulled the bow accross the strings and it made an Evil hiss! The Lib'ral Media joined in and it sounded somethin' like this...
When Slick, Jr. finished, Mudboy said, "Well, yer pretty good, Vile One, But sit down in that chair right there, And I'll show you how it's done...
"Spies in Slick's White House, Leftist Scum... Slick's sold us out to the China-men! Sickenin' true Americans, bangin' Dem Whores, Marxist bassTURDZ gonna Hear MUD Roar!!
(Mudboy solo)
McAuliffe bowed his head becuz he knew that he'd been beat, And he laid that gilded crown on the ground at Mudboy's feet. Mudboy said, "Lib'ral, you come on back if you ever want to try again, I done told you once, you sonofabitch, I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
MUD sang, "Spies in Slick's White House, Vile TREASON!! Willie sold his soul to the Evil One!! Slick's goin' to prison, takin' his Whore, Media's whinin', "Who couldda known?!"
An oldie but a goodie...MUD
1 Posted on 08/08/1999 23:30:42 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Imagine!! (A Conservative Version)" (To be sung to John Lennon's "Imagine")
Imagine no bureaucracy, Lib'ralism left to die; No damned IRS, a reigned in FBI!! Imagine all the Sheeple...with increased take-home pay! Ah ha ah aahhh!!
Imagine no more Waco's, no booted thugs to rue; No Clinton goons to lie for...religious freedom, too! Imagine all free people...no Village, just families. Yoo hoo ooo! You may say MUDZ a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope some day you'll join us, this FReeper's work is never done.
Imagine unbridled Capitalism, regulation on the wane; No need for greed or hunger, each spending what he's made. Imagine all free people, the Left driven underground! Yoo hoo ooo! You may say MUDZ a dreamer, but Right's War, it shall be won!! 'Cuz as an Ol' Gen-Xer, this next Century's OURS to run!
Mudboy Slim
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BTW...If we can keep our eye on the prize, this next six months will bring the Right much closer to achieving the goal of recapturing control of the Country from Dem anti-American, Marxist Powermongers on the Left. Defeat Gore and bring the Clinton Cadre to Justice.
FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 05/09/2000 00:26:24 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"RATZ Loathe Liberty!!" (To be sung to U2's "Shadows and Tall Trees")
Out on the cold DeeCee streets we fight... I FReep to myself 'bout empowerin' the Right!! We counter-protest...our bravest ain't lame... Rejectin' Left's Power's the name of the game!!
Who loves RATZ Power?!! Oppressin' what's Right... RATZ want folks on their knees... Sedition's unwise!! Left mocks Christ's pain...Reagan's Liberty!! Rush'll talk o'er Left's spin... Right shall FReep 4 the FRee!!
Yes, I know...you'll know... Truth be told...Right's BOLD!! Yes, I know...
RATZ LOATHE Liberty... Right loves bein' FRee... RATZ LOVE Tyranny!! Right loves Liberty!!
Truth's not 4 Lib'rals... Left KILLS...no shame... Ronald Brown's MURDER is SlickWillie's stain!! RATZ mock and blame...Reagan's Legacy!! We shall FReep 4 the FRee!!
Yes, I know...you know... Must be bold...good folks... 'Cuz Right knows!!
(Git there...)
Do YOU fear the FRee?! Slav'ry thwarts big dreamin'... 'Tis why LeftWing's squealin'!! Socialists deny hope... That's why RATZ R reelin'!!
Yes, I know...you'll know... Go and VOTE...yes, VOTE!! Right shall vote!!
RATZ LOATHE Liberty!! Right loves bein' FRee!! RATZ LOVE Tyranny!! Right loves Liberty!!
