Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:448379 Comments:5030
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"FWIW...The Righteous Shall Triumph!!" (To be sung to Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth")
There's somethin' happenin' here...it ain't Right...Far Left, RATZ Rule by Fear!! ATF men in a tank over there, slaughterin' kids whilst they knelt in prayer!! It's high time we INDICT T-Mac...PUNK Dem's Clown!! DNC Chairman...HOO killed Ron Brown?!!
There's bad men doin' Wrong...They'll win The Fight, unless the Right is Strong!! Bold people must speak OUR minds...we're gettin' too much resistance from OUR side!! It's time we ROUT Lib'rals, TRASH DemClowns!! High time fer Justice to now Rebound!!
Clinton feels he can't be beat...Med'yuh Poltroons, they're Effete!! Forgivin' wrongs, Press parrots Slick's LIES!! Most of them say, "Slick Willie's OUR GUY!!" It's time we STOP DemRATZ...Stop DemClowns!! Big Guv'ment's shakin' OUR Country down!!
Rev-o-lutions start slow...but Limbaugh's Legions shall grow!! Evil Wins when the Good are afraid!! Step outta line...the time's come fer Right to hold sway!! We shall INDICT T-Mac...Stop Left's Clown!! All ya good FReepers, come help U.S. out!! We gotta STOP Biden...Crush JOEZ Crown!! Ev'rybody help what's goin' down!! We're gonna STOP Lib'rals...STOP DemClowns!! Destroy Socialism...let's do it NOW!!
(12/29/2001...Happy Birthday, MamaMUD!!)
BTW...Terrance P.(unk) McAuliffe is Complicit with ALL the EX-Traitor- in-Chief's Campaign Finance Abuse Felonies and TREASON!!!
It's High Time the Right INDICTED DNC Chairman Terry "Punk" McAuliffe, IMHO, of course!!
Slick Willie is a Liar/Felon/Rapist/Mass- Murderer/WarCriminal/Traitor/Tyrant... However, he had a whole lotta help from the Left. The Vast LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd will Defend the Indefensible--again--at their own peril!! When we INDICT DNC Chairman Terry McAuliffe, the BrainDead Lib'ral Dem'RAT Masses won't have a clue that we are actually beginning The Discovery Stage for Slick Willie's INDICTMENT... But the well-informed RightWing shall know, because we'll make it happen!!
Patriots, it's time to flex our muscles and show the Left who controls the GOP!! And it ain't McStain's RINOZ!!!
Let's ROCK...MUD
1 posted on 12/29/2001, 4:35:20 AM by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.negotiable!!)
#276. To: All Hokie Supporters, Ward Smythe, Cyber-Band, Toothless ONE, (#274)
Hey ToothlessOne, not all Wahoo parodyists focus their angst on Der SchleekMeister, DemonRATZ, and the Vast LeftWing Med'yuh Whore'd, I reckon...LOL!!
"Bowl in California" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Hotel California")
On a dark Blacksburg dirt road, cool outhouses there Warm smell of the cow piles, rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance, I saw a hokie in plight His drool was heavy and his light was dim, he wasn’t wound all that tight.
There he sat on his flatbed, he had a story to tell, And I was thinking to myself, ‘I’ll bet he’s got him some bullchips to sell’ Then he lit up a reefer, and he’s puffin’ away There were voices down the trailer park, I thought I heard them say
We’ll come to the Bowl in California When we take first place [when we take first place], in the BCS race
The hokies will zoom to the Bowl in California So break out the beer [find a bush real near], it’s time to kick some rear
As the new season started, our hokie team had high hopes The tutors had done all their work, and the trainers had shot them with dope But with Vick in the Big Leagues, and a brand new O-L Our fortune rested on the shoulders of, a little girl named NOEL
But man-oh what a tough schedule, starting with the big least (With) Temple, Rutgers and the Mountaineers, and ain’t that UCONN a beast And then out of the conference, we got “directional schools” Like “western” this and “central” that, our AD must be a fool
We started off lookin’ real good, stompin’ teams left and right (Of course) it didn’t matter none to us, that our opponents were small slow and white But when we searched for our highlights, they was nowhere in sight The only tel-e-vision that we got, was Football Extra on Friday night!
We’ll come to the Bowl in California We’re right on the pace [we’re right on the pace], in the title chase
We’ll never give up on the Bowl in California A few days past New Year [few days past New Year], Hokie High we’ll cheer
With top teams beating each other, one by one watched them drop But then Syracuse had other plans, and we choked on an Orange lollipop (Our) Defense can’t stop the Panthers, and our offense just SUCKS No more turkey magnets- no more flags, we tore them off of our trucks
His dreams for BCS twisted, bowl hopes crushed once again Beat a lot of pretty sorry teams, that he calls wins Take off those “Rose(bowl)” colored glasses, what you seeeee’s what you get One year to remember, so this year they’ll forget!
So he called up the coaches, please bring an O-Line, And they said, ‘we haven’t had no talent here since, 1999’, And still those voices are crying ’There muuuuuust be a waaaaaay!’ , We’ve already booked our price-line flights, please don’t make us stay!
We’ll come to the Bowl in California Or we’ll play any place [we’ll play any place], they’ll let us show our face
There’s plenty of room at the Bowl in California And we don’t really care [we don’t really care], because we won’t be there
Last game of the season, blue ribbon on ice And he said, ‘We are all just watchin’ right chere…on our home device.’ And in the nasty trailer, they gathered for defeat They all thought their moment had arrived, but they just can’t win the Big-East
Last thing I remember, he was curled up on the floor And he said ‘we got to git to playin’ back to the way we was before’ ‘Relax’, I said, ‘tek man’, polls are no longer deceived, You can play the cupcakes if you like, but you can never leave
To go to the Bowl in California, You’re such a big disgrace [you’re such a big disgrace], your schedule’s 100th place You’ll probably end up in the bowl with Carolina Forty five to three [forty five to three], repeated history
So say goodbye to the Bowl in California You’re such a big disgrace [you’re such a big disgrace], Go find your hiding place You’d better just try for a bowl with indoor plumbing What a nice surprise [such a nice surprise], for your cousin-wives….
Parody by The Lone Wahoo...(no relation whatsoever to MudboyHoo?!)
