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Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..."
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Black XVI
URL Source: https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts
Published: Oct 18, 2021
Author: Mudboy Slim
Post Date: 2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim
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Views: 190952
Comments: 3554
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power?
How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!!
How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries?
How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
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#120. To: All (#0)
"Don't Surrender!!" Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATS' tyranny's built fer fools... Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all who remember... DemRAT faces are mad and cold... Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!! Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... Mudboy Slim 1 posted on 10/28/2004, 2:00:58 PM by Mudboy Slim Isn't THIS SPECIAL?! Heh heh heh...
#122. To: bentfeather, MoJo2001, Diva Betsy Ross, StarCMC, beachn4fun, Gabz, GeorgeW23225 (#120)
Effete Whore'd's damned...Reagan's hearse waits... Left ain't Right...we'll recover...RATS' loss is our gain!! Yes, Reagan was our star...he outsmarted Ol' Gorbachev!! [We'll] revere his name each time when we FReep!! Mudboy Slim (06/12/2004)
People say I'm no good, crazy as a loon... Folks, I ain't askin' my guv'ment fer nuthin'... Prez'dent's squawkin' on TeeVee, trashin' some camel named "JOE"... 'Cuz Emperor JOE ain't clothed in nuthin'... (reprise) Reno tries to delay, but us FReepers got the dirt... No, I ain't tellin' you Lib'rals nuthin'... Mudboy Slim Folks, time to take out the trash... 1 Posted on 07/09/1999 06:16:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"RATZ're Dolts!!" Ooooohhh...FReep DemLib'ral boys!! The Left's in shock...America's turned Dems off!! Ooooohhh...Whup DemLib'ral boys!! Let's FRee Iraq, let's fry that damned Saddam!! Folks...FReedom hearkens... Ooooohhh...FReep DemEffete Boys!! Mudboy Slim (19 August 2002)
I know a cat named Ol' Slick Willie... Slick was a young Ozark A.G.... Slick and Hill'ry...they having a ball... Hey...hey-ey Ridicule...Ridicule...RIDICULE!!! This one's gotta FUNKY BEAT...MUD 97 posted on 10/29/01 4:02 PM Eastern by Mudboy Slim
"Ain't Jokin'!!" Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah... Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!" 'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'... I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken... (CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars) Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!! I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken... (Mo' funky guitar) WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!! Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. Slick Willie's a Serial Rapist...MOVE ON, you say?! Over my dead body...MUD 1 posted on 6/12/2003, 12:25:54 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Ring DemBells!!" Ring Dem bells, you heathens with yer Big Guv'ment schemes... Ring Dem bells, good Patriots, let yer OUTRAGE show!! Ring Dem bells, Sweet Justice, tell yer Congressman... Ring Dem bells...fer Left's Blind Ignorance!! Ring Dem bells, brave Patriots, shan't let Tyranny bloom!! Mudboy Slim Love singing this song...Mudboy Zoso Slim BTW...VA Polytechnical School SUX, but at least...
"My FRiends!!" My FRiends, I'm quite impressed... Hanoi John's got it rough... I love all of you... My FRiends are FReedom-blessed... I love all of you... Imagine...dream...export Liberty!! I love all of you... Mudboy Slim BTW...Three years ago today, I posted the first Black thread, exactly one week after the Twin Towers and the Pentagon were ruthlessly attacked on 9/11/01!! Since that time, we have chronicled America's War on Terrorism, witnessing our winning two wars and liberating tens of millions of Afghans and Iraqis from despotic rule. Still, the War is far from over...the next step is defeating Hanoi John Kerry and the gutless girleymen who now dominate the DemonRAT Party!! While 100% supportive of George W. Bush's performance as Commander-in- Chief, I've been far less enthralled by Dubyuh's outta control domestic spending binge, leading me to look into supporting either the Constitution or Libertarian candidate fer POTUS. While it's still a 3- person race fer my vote, I will say that the DemonRATS' horrific mud- slingin' and LIES has begun to tilt the playing field in the direction of supporting Dubyuh...all I want to see now is a little more acknowledgement that his Administration's first-term spending binge was a mistake and he'll get it under control in the second term!! That's certainly not too much to ask, is it?! FReegards...MUD 1 posted on 9/18/2004, 11:35:05 PM by Mudboy Slim (Girleymen HATE Bush!!)
And GOOD RIDDANCE 2 ALL of "EWE DemRATZ!!" [goldilucky] "...the most lethal weapon in America is the mindset of the sheeple that have awoken from their sleep and are enraged at what is happening to this country." EXACTLY!!! The Effete Elites in both Parties fear this, my FRiend, and will ultimately agree to offer up William Jefferson Blythe Clinton as the "sacrificial lamb" in an attempt to nip the building rage in the bud...{still waiting}... Come on...cry out!! Come on...GET HIM!! Ev'rybody's building gates and moats... MUD like to STALK EX-PREZ-EH-DENTZ!!(HOO-Yah!!) Lemme do what MUD wanna do... Come on...FReep out!! Come on...we'll WIN!! BWAH HAH HAH HA HA Ha Ha...MUD 124 Posted on 08/21/2001 08:02:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim
We'll enlighten all we meet... We'll re-enforce Nation's Ol' Constitution... We'll raise our voice for our Country with pride... (Kewl synthesizer/guitar combo...maybe a li'l MUD on harp...LOL!!) YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! FReepers, hit the streets...educate everyone you meet... Right'll re-enforce our Ol' Constitution... Meet the new boss...his namez Donald TRUMP!! Mudboy Slim BTW...Anybody know how to play this on the synthesizer?! FReegards...MUD 1 Posted on 10/13/2000 01:23:41 PDT by Mudboy Slim 53 posted on 09/21/2001 9:19 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim
"Mr. EX-Prez'dent" Oh yeah...oooh... Mr. EX-Prez'dent...Slick Willie... RESIGN right now!! Be gone, you whore!! (MUD harpin' fer his dinner and The Big Man puttin' a hurtin' on his Les Paul) Now, I'm plum pissed off...Slick Willie... MUD told ya, Willie... FReegards...MUD 4 Posted on 09/25/2000 10:07:09 PDT by Mudboy Slim Ya can't say I don't warn ya, ya sleazy, traitorous, rapin', mass- murderin' ba$+ard!! Quite SincereLEE...MUD
I love the E-I-B... Now look at Rush Limbaugh, that's the way to do it... Rush's show ain't no Oprah-style "love-in"... Oww!...Groovy Croonin'...hunh!... See that Petey Jennings with the blowdry and the makeup... We gotta expose Guv'ment corruption... Lookatdat, lookatdat... They're Lib'rals all...Reject Media Bias... Owww...listen here! Lib'rals are...Socialists! (Chorus...to fade) Quite SincereLEE--MUD BTW...The Elitist Network Media's Continuous Coverup 79 posted on 10/28/2001, 9:00:37 AM by Mudboy Slim
Baa...baa...baa...baa...baa... What do you get fer pretendin' The Danger's Not Real?!! [The Lib'rals Prayer] But Knowledge Shall Releaseth thy Soul... Writing and singing, MUD'll pounce on Ol' Slick with a SCREEEAM!! Have you heard the News?!! Heh heh heh...SlixMYbi+C#!! MUD (7/26/98)
"Bubba!!" Whew... Bubba...ain't it time you dropped the bong?! Bubba...why'd you run for president?! Hush now, Effete Lib'rals, don't you cry... (hauntingly kewl guitar solo) Country, do you think we've seen enough...Tyranny?! Bubba, fer yer Tyranny, boy, you shall fry!! Mudboy Slim BTW...Sic Semper Tyrannus...MUD 1 posted on 9/11/2002, 9:12:17 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Muslims..." Muslims...my FRiends... Allah...is innocent...yeah... (Haunting keyboard solo) So...daughters, gently sleep... 'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls... FReegards...MUD BTW...MUD has often been described as having many desirable Jedi traits...LOL!! 3 Posted on 09/18/2001 08:44:26 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Ev'ryone considered Slick the Coward of the Country. Slick was only ten years old when his daddy whupped his mama. Promise me, MUD, not to do the things I've done. This Country's for ev'ryone...and Mudboy loves this Country. Mudboy opened up his eyes and saw his Country reelin'. Dem SlickButtBoys just laughed at MUD when he walked into the barroom. Forty years of Stalin was bottled up inside'em. "I promised you, Dad, not to do the things you done. Ev'ryone considered Slick the Coward of the Country. FReegards...MUD 214 posted on 12/13/2001, 11:03:35 PM by Mudboy Slim
"W's Promise!!" Sultan's workin' fer Victory...the BigMan works downtown... Folks, we won't haveta challenge Left by ourselves... Right won big once off the Normandy coast... Mudboy Slim YO!! EVERYBODY!!! Y'all are invited to the Richmond Rally FER America at the Innsbruck Pavilion in scenic Henrico Country, just West of Richmond on I-64...come out and join US on Sunday, 23 March 2003 (1-3 EST)... FReegards...MUD 1 posted on 3/19/2003, 12:06:11 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Ain't Jokin'!!" Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah... Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!" 'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'... I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken... (CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars) Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!! I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken... (Mo' funky guitar) WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!! Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. Slick Willie's a Serial Rapist... 1 posted on 6/12/2003, 12:25:54 AM by Mudboy Slim
Billy, King from Arkansas, it's not tooo early fer leavin'... Well, I'm just a lone EX-DemocRAT [not really], home-building's my trade... No, the White House ain't fer TRAITORS... Billy, King from Arkansas. your vile spin is deceivin'... But I know a place where you can go, JOEY... Mudboy Slim (9/9/99)
"Come Together!!" Here comes the RightWing...We been buildin' up slowly... Left fears the Righteous...Libs got whupped at the polls!! DemRATS're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!! Right!! Yo... Keep rollin', Justice...we got Soddom runnin'!! Oh... Mudboy Slim BTW...Please help Support OUR Troops in the War Against Lib'ral Terrorism NEVER FERGIT...MUD 1 posted on 9/11/2003, 12:03:46 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Kerry's Party!!" Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!! (Chorus) FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep... (Chorus) [Mudboy on sax, CM on guitar] Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!! FReegards...MUD 1 posted on 2/23/2004, 10:41:20 AM by Mudboy Slim
"First What We'll Do Is Write About It!!" (spoken "2-3-4") All these lies we've been fed... Shall we ever see a Senator Protest In-Justice?!! Please, Lord, grant me the strength to change things... (Dr. MonDremo ticklin' the ivories...Mordecai Vesuvius on acoustic guitar) Like to see Left's RAPIST get what's coming... Good Lord, grant me the strength to change things... (key change to A for piano solo by Mudboy Slim) Chi-Com Spyin', Abuse of Power...it ain't pretty!! Please Lord, grant us the Power to change it... Patriots, I foresee Slick's Judgement...Right Shall Dethrone Him!! FReegards...MUD (1/10/02) 223 posted on 11/8/2004, 2:39:49 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Ring DemBells!!" Ring Dem bells, you heathens with yer Big Guv'ment schemes... Ring Dem bells, good FReepers, let yer OUTRAGE show!! Ring Dem bells, Sweet Justice, tell yer Congressman... Ring Dem bells...fer Left's Blind Ignorance!! Ring Dem bells, brave Patriots, shan't let Tyranny bloom!! Mudboy Slim 6 posted on 12/26/2003, 9:56:32 AM by Mudboy Slim
Hillary, "STAY!!" Hildabeest, yer soul's empty... Girl, my band you can trust... Folks, it's OUR country and socialism ain't US!! Oh won’t you stay just a little bit longer? Girl, yer vile hubby won’t mind... Mudboy Slim (5 June 2008)
"RightWing's Got The Passion!!" Leftist Whores...Socialist Slime... Talkin' Prosecution...ahh hunhhh!! FReepers WIN!!! FReepers WIN!!! US Whackos'll Own This Town...ahhhhh... YES...Everyone can alter the Fate of their World... FReegards...MUD 27 posted on 11/4/2003, 1:09:39 PM by Mudboy Slim
"More Than $2 Trillion!!" The LeftWing's in mourning 'cuz SlickWillie's gone... The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!) So many FReepers have come and gone... The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!) (Guitar jammin' interlude) When I'm tired and feelin' old... The LeftWing is reelin'!! (more than $2 Trillion!!) The drumbeat continues...MUD 1 posted on 3/17/2004, 1:38:56 PM by Mudboy Slim
DemRATZ are TRAITOROUS, Lowlife, Anti-American SCUMBAGZ!! Quite SincereLEE...MUD
"Kosovo Slaughter!!" Yugoslavs thought they were sovereign... Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!! Slick burned down that Waco House... Vile Waco Slaughter...small children, they did fry!! (Excellent guitar jammin') We FReeped Slick up on Capitol Hill... Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!!! FReegards...MUD 99 posted on 11/16/2001, 4:22:43 PM by Mudboy Slim
"The Wait..." I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten... Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!! Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!! Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!! Stalkin' down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!! Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!! Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts... Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!! Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!! Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!! Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001)
"Bubba!!" Whew... Bubba...ain't it time you dropped the bong?! Bubba...why'd you run for President?! Hush now, Effete Lib'rals, don't EWE cry... (hauntingly kewl guitar solo) Country, do you think we've seen enough...Tyranny?! Bubba, fer yer Tyranny, boy, you shall fry!! Mudboy Slim BTW..."Sic Semper Tyrannus"...MUD 1 posted on 9/11/2002, 9:12:17 AM by Mudboy Slim
"RightWinger Uprise!!" RATZ're Fearin' OUR Righteous Uprise... MUD is just a hired hand, Folks, WE're Right when WE FReep RATZ clowns... Slick wasn't just a-nother Lib'ral, Folks, it's such a wondrous feelin'... Take another shot of courage, It's another RightWinger Uprise, Ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo FReegards...MUD BTW... Quite SincereLEE...MUD BTW...**SocialistCommunistUnamericanMarxist!! 1 posted on 12/13/2002, 3:26:55 PM by Mudboy Slim
"White House del Clintonia!!" On a dark DeeCee sidewalk, nearin' T-Maxx lair, There Slick stood in the doorway, I heard Hillary yell!! (Aaiigghh!!) "Welcome to the White House del Clintonia, Slick's mind is liberally-twisted, he's got that Socialist bent, So I called on the Vice Prez, "Please show US some spine!" "Welcome to the White House del Clintonia, Interns are a'kneeling, Slick moans, "That feels nice!" Best I can remember, Reagan wasn't like Dem Whores... We'll see, Slick Willie, we'll see... FReegards...MUD 43 posted on 09/20/2001 2:20:52 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim
"Lib'rals!!" Lib'rals steal yer money...Lib'rals steal yer souls!! Lib'rals they LOATHE Liberty...DemRATS, They Love POWER!! So give'em all YER money...Do Just What Yer Told!! Lib'rals, they love JessieJay...Sharpton, they're UncleToms!! White RATS, they're pretty funny...They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!!' LeftWing spreads manure...Lib'rals Are Corrupt!! Mudboy Slim 615 posted on 09/23/2002 1:52 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim
"Chi-Com Spies!!" Lib'ral Pols just seem so gawl-durned squirrelly... {start_of_chorus} On the other side of town, Mudboy is waitin'... RATZ can't hide their ChiComSpies... RATZ...wake up and pour yerselves a strong one... RATZ can't hide their ChiComSpies... MudboySlim (GOP Tsunami +12hours) 325 posted on 11/06/2002 4:27 PM EST by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD
RATZ are knee-jerk RACISTS... Hey!! Heh heh!! Wo-o-oah... (Syntaurs freakjammin' 'til the cows come home...heh heh heh) )8^D!! Mudboy Slim (18 January 2010)
"Reagan!!" What did we do to deserve Ronnie?! Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Gave the Oppressed liberation... Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Found humor in ev'ry situation... Reagan!! Created Liberty!! Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Most Reverent FReegards...MUD (06/06/2004)
"Right's Justice!!" I-I-I-I-I'm FReepin' fer what's Right...JUSTICE!! MU-U--U-UDZ FReepin' fer a bright Christmas... WE-E-E-E're FReepin' fer what's Right...Help US!! I am not worthy**...MUD **BrothaBing is MUD's Fave!! 26 posted on 12/4/2001, 1:16:53 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Right's Empowered!!" Right shall follow... I am from the RightWing, RINOZ say, Mudboy tries hard to make a stand... DubYOO, lead the way...lead the way... DubYOO, cut today...cut today... I am from the Far Right... Lead the way...lead the way... (Guitar jammin' interlude) RATZ lies show no wisdom... Patriots, lead the way...lead the way... FReepers, kneel and pray...kneel and pray!! Right's empowered...Right's empowered!! Mudboy Slim 133 posted on 5/28/2004, 10:39:35 AM by Mudboy Slim
"BTW..." Standin' fer Right...gives US a virtuous might... Way Right...we're marked... Impeached Slick...Senate failed its reason... Dubyuh...mudrats... Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... Black thread...hope's thick... FReedom's Right...our future is a bold one... Strong words...steel spine... Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... (chant) Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... Mudboy Slim (09/02/2004) Updated today...MUD
Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/LatestIf youse guyz wanna save {political} soulz, youse guyz gotsta goez wherein the {political} sinnerz B...right?! CAPICHE?! Habla INGLES?!
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")
We learn more from the FReepublic Forum, Nation, then we ever learned in school!!
We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud...
Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!!
We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!!
So git up and FReep now...
Yer Effete, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend...
RATS retreat, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
Left's schemes are weak and olde...
We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin...
And Right's ready to stand tall again!!
We hear the Lib'rals voices cheerin' fer John...
DemRATS, they ain't too smart!!
Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own...
Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!
"No retreat...Dubyuh won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!
We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Lib'ral spin...
Culture War's the fight we're wagin'...
RATS say the fault's ours fer the war we're winnin'...
I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...damn the Lib'rals' dread!!
Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our head!!
"No retreat, Country won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Boldly FReep, Nation don't surrender!!
RATZ got NO DEFENSE 4 a Righteous (Wo)Man with a Righteous Plan, imho.
Replies to Comment # 120.
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Thunder Road")
RATS' derision towards Nancy, the Right ignores...
As Sean Hannity raves!!
Liberator's fightin' fer "the lowly"...
Hey, I'm FReer 'cuz what Reagan showed me!!
Dutch's headin' home again...Right claims his grace...we're not alone!!
We gathered outside...Leftists, you know just what we're here for!!
RATS're scair't 'cuz they're thinkin'...our Nation ain't listenin' to FOOLS anymore!!
Show a little faith, there's passion on the Right!!
RATS're poltroonish...we'll win the Big Fight!!
Folks, FReedom's all Right to me!!
Right's awestruck...cut Big Guv'ment...shed programs to the States!!
Wasteful Guv'ment is FReedom's Bane!!
Righteous saviors, conspire...help US FReep!!
Normal folks...not "heroes"...we fight fer Good!!
At each election, VOTE Fer FReedom, World!!
Liberty is always Good!!
It's our chance to fight RATS' Lust Fer Power!!
Dutch, what else can we do now?!!
We'll educate Dem Lib'rals...reject Left's spin...show that Right cares!!
'Cuz the Right's future's hopeful...this Nation rejects Left's feeble fears!!
We've got one more chance to seal the deal...
Let's make that City on a Hill!!
Right's on track...Heaven's callin' "Dutch" Reagan back!!
Oh oh...come join our stand!!
Fightin' fer what's Right...come hear our Righteous band!!
Oh oh...Dutch is home...folks, Dutch is Home!!Yeah, 'neath the Dome!!
Standing out here, gettin' scorched by the sun...
Still, we'll stand and wait...we love Reagan like his sons!!
Lord, Dutch is Home!! We're Right...we're Bold!!
Dutch is Home!!
Got the Country on track...now Gip's ready to take that long walk...
To where folks, We'll Live In Peace!!
The gates're open...say "Howdy" to Saint Pete!!
We know Nancy's lonely...her loving heart is broken!!
But tonite Ronnie's FRee...after Righteous words were spoken...
There are tears in our eyes...fer all the dreams he liberated!!
We'll honor Gip's memory 'til we're olde...by rededicatin' our lives to Reagan's aims!!
Ron's Revolution's grown...fight DemRATS 'til we're FRee!!
'Cuz all Dem Leftist fools don't know Ron...
RATS fear the RightWing's soaring dawn...
'Cuz when we fight righteous wars, Left's gone!!
Fight RATS' spin...John Kerry can't win!!
DeeCeeTowne's full of LOSERS...
But, fer the Gip, the RightWing Shall Win!!
#123. To: All (#120)
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Long-Haired Country Boy")
'Cuz I sing songs after midnight, trash "BRANDON" in ev'ry tune!
Cuz JOEZ like my Ol' Horn'Dog Hound...
He likes to roam around sniffin' maids!
You may not think I'm funny, but MUDZ damn-sure got it made...
'Cuz I can get it on my own!
So if you don't like the songs I'm singin'...
LIB'RALS, leave this short-haired country boy alone!
Smirks while betraying our Nation, slaughters innocents in Kosovo!!
Press says, "BRANDON walks on water," but I don't think that's true.
Some of US think JOEZ DummyRATZ will be doin' a little walkin' soon!!!
GramPa says, "You reap what you have sown!"
If you don't like the Truth I'm bringin'...
You just leave this "MAD libertarian" ALONE!!
DemonRATS run fer cover, but Rush Limbaugh's words must hurt!!
The Lib'rals say, "Ev'rything is fine!"
But each politician needs your vote.
JOEZ holdin' on by the skin of his balls...
But RAT-Party's become a joke!!
That ya'll shouldn't know on your own!
So if you don't like the "MUD" I'm slingin'...
You just leave ornery Ol' Mudboy ALONE!!
(upt@no.good!)
#139. To: MeeknMing, FBD, Landru, MurryMom, Eschoir (#120)
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Catapult")
Ooooohhh...FReep DemLib'ral girls!!
Cowards with no soul...ugly cows!! Question...
"Do they diss anything?! Does Left regret a thing?!
Why's Slick still their King?! Don't the Truth mean a thing?!"
RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
Ooooohhh...Teach DemLib'ral girls!!
Cowards Fear Right's Roll...shut their mouths!!
Osama bil Clinton, yer mother regrets her kids!!
Fear the Power of the Right!! A question:
"Did Slick KILL wantonly?! Why did Bill bite her lip?
Voters, 'tis YOU I blame!! This year, please vote fer change!!!"
RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
TRUMP...shall seek Justice!!
RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemAirhead Girls!!
The Left's in Shock...Networks have been turned off...
Cowerin' in White Towers, losin' Power!!
Right Shall Makes Its Stand!! Forefathers, they went thru this...
Fear the Power of Our Roll...a question:
"House, it shall RE-IMPEACH!! Senate shall then CONVICT!!
Next, We'll INDICT Left's Creep(s)!! Jury Shall then CONVICT!!"
RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) Prison 'HO!!
RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) JOEZ a 'HO!!
#145. To: MeeknMing, ManInBlack, blackie (#120)
(To be sung to Eric Clapner's--aka Clapton's--"Willie and the Hand Jive")
Gotta phat li'l chick named BigAss Hill'ry!
She's a squawkin', dried-up, worn-out shrew...
So Slick just plays that ol' skin flute!
Look out, Country, it's an intern 'ho'...
Doin' Slick's hand jive...knees to the flo'!
Media's havin' a pretty good time...
'Cuz Left don't see where cheatin's a crime.
Hand jive, hand jive, hand jive...
Slap that monkey blind!
When he ambushed poor Juanita B!!
Sex Fiend Willie gave her quite a treat...
When he raped that lady, her lip did bleed.
Quaint style, Slick's VILE, he smiles,
"Baby, get yo'self some ice!!"
Abusin' their Power and that ain't all,
'Cuz they committed TREASON it's plain to see...
Slick's tellin' them big lies on TeeVee.
Slick LIES, Slick SPIES, he'll resign...
And do that Prison Time.
#148. To: conservativemusician, BigMan, Landru, Sultan88, jla, yankhater, HappyGal, cherrybomb_88, M. Thatcher (#120)
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!!
Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
#168. To: Captain HOOeeey!!, All Wahooz, Hokiez B Gone!! (#120)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Ring Them Bells")
Ring Dem bells from yer sanctuaries where Vile Lib'rals preach!!
"Let's Impeach!!" Mudboy cried...
"We got Truth on our side...
"And BIDENZ Power's fractured...Sweet Justice be thine!!"
Ring Dem bells...make yer Righteous stand, so CHINA will know!!
Folks, it's [Dana] LASH HOUR now...
Help RESIST 'gainst RATZ Power!!
Lord, the sun is settin' low upon Left's sacred cows!!
Ring Dem bells so the World will know JoeBidenz SCUM!!
Folks, the Networks are asleep...
But their Power's weak...
And the Country's still filled with lost sheep.
Ring Dem bells for RATZ morally-bereft!
Ring Dem bells for Left's chosen few...
HOO would judge the many...
Yet say, "Marx is KEWL!!"???
Ring Dem bells for RATZ Chi-Com SPIES...
For the kids that DIED...
When Doc Fauci LIED!!
Ring Dem bells for our Sailors whom Bill Klinton entombed!!
List of crimes is long...
But TeaPartierz are strong...
And We're Breakin' Down Resistance to Rightin' Wrongs!!!
HOKIE Womyn R EZ (and horny) but sorta chubby...ROFL@U, CowManure-Breath!!
#206. To: All (#120)
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "My Friends")
Yer zeal's unquestioned!!
FReepin' excellence...
Uprise!! 'Cuz TRUTH is on our side!!
Reject Left's swill...you know I will!!
Left's gettin' desperate!!
Willie's Prison-bound...
MUD wants...to give Slick many years...
Fer TREAS'NOUS Acts!!
Who're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard, demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Let's FReep the World!!
Ignore the LeftWing Press...
They forge...TRUTH, RATS wanna suppress!!
Left must confess!!
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard...demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Bein' FRee is "peace"!!
I hurt fer Lib-uhh-rulls...
'Cuz Left is DEAD!!
Each tyrant's bound to fall...
Muslims...yer trust is what we want...
As FRiends, we'll live!!
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Life's hard...Demand the Truth!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
#214. To: Snow Bunny, goldilucky, HalfIrish, eddie willers, Irma, amom, AAPATRIOT, t-shirt, A+Bert (#120)
(Edited)
FAREWELL, Brandon!! FAREWELL, Biden!! FAREWELL, KamelToezHarrasser!!
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "The Mighty Quinn")
We've not seen nothing like the Vile Clinton!!
Come on...don't pout!! Come on...LET'S WIN!!
We'll destroy the Left when we DETHRONE SLICK!!
Most are 'fraid of Government...
But they don't even VOTE!!
Does nobody really care...'bout this Clinton BOY?!
Folks, when Slick the EX-Prez'dent gets his...
Even Lib'ral's gonna jump fer joy!!
Come on...and SHOUT!! Join in...and GRIN!!
Slick ain't seen nothin' like The FReepers' Din!!
MUD like his Late- nite FReeps!!
'Cuz Bill's TREASON and VIOLENT RAPE...
Means We Shall RE-IMPEACH!!!!
Every Libs' been on their knees...
Just servin' Slick's ev'ry whim...
But when Slick the EX-Prez'dent sheds tears...
All Dem Lib'rals gonna run from him!!
Come on...LASH OUT!! Come on...FReep him!!
We've not seen EVIL like Ol' Bill Clinton!!
Come on...Help Out!! Come on...FReep him!!
Slick ain't seen nuthin' like FReepers, my FRiends!!
MUDZ havin' him a ball!
Just tell me where you want Slick...
And I'll make sure Bill falls...
DemLeftists can't stop our FReeps...
The Lib'rals fear everyone's posts!
'Cuz when next eeee-lection gets here...
It's TRUTH that Left fears the most!!
We'll not see c'ruption like we've seen from Slick!!
Come on...Ladies!! Come on...you MEN!!
Left's fate is waiting...WE MUST DETHRONE SLICK!!!
#220. To: PokerFace, PokerBoy, FullHouse, InsideStraight, Hearts, Spades, FireplacePoker, Poker?JustMetHer...PhiKapMom, SnowBunny, Murron (#120)
(To be sung to The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again")
For our children, we shall FReep...
Truth and Morals that we worship shall live on!!
'Tis Clinton who spurs us on...
Lib'ral Judgement is all Wrong...
Media LIES, but the Sheeple shall catch on!!
Devolve Power...The Great Devolution...
Laugh and sing and take Slick Willie down!!
Listen to what Limbaugh's sayin'...
Gotta do more than pray!!
Folks, we'll rise to our feet and sing...
"We shan't git fooled again!!!"...No NO!!
Ain't gonna listen to Left's Med'yuh jive!!
We'll wake all the Sheeple and smite all Left's spies!!
Folks, you know that the Chi-Com spies always lie...don'tcha?!!
Lib'rals' "programs" we'll erase...by the by!!
And the SLAUGHTER of the Left...means momentum for "The Right"...
Sheeples' fears shall melt away before our sight!!
Reject Lib'rals' Socialist solutions!!
Smile and grin at the change all around...=^D!!
Pick up my ol' harp and sing...ain't like yesterday...
Folks, we'll take to streets and scream...
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!!!!!!!
I'm practicin' my Roger Daultrey...
(The Clinton Legacy SHALL BE the Destruction of the DemocRATic Party!!)
(PokerFace...y'all yankee longhairs lurkin' out there?!)
#233. To: William Jefferson Blythe Clinton, dwbh, MurryMom, BigMan, conservativemusician, Sultan88, Landru, jla, yankhater, cherrybomb_88 (#120)
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Mr. Banker")
How much does Power mean?!
Won't you reconsider, Willie?!
Won't you do this thing fer me?!
Nixon did, Slick...Even the Score!!
Sir, won't you RESIGN, Mister EX-Prez'dent...
Won't you RESIGN 'fore we RE-IMPEACH?!
Oh Mister EX-Prez'dent, please...
Slick, listen to MUD's sound...
Said hey, Mister EX-Prez'dent...you've damaged MY Country!!
Won'tcha reconsider, Willie...
Won't you just RESIGN fer me?!
Said, "Git outta my House...you Chi-Com Whore!!
Slick, YOU killed them Waco children...you left a scar!!
Oh, won't you RESIGN, Balkan Butcher...
Won't you RESIGN afore I git MEAN?!
BOY, won'tcha RESIGN, please?!"
#251. To: Rush Limbaugh, David Limbaugh, Mrs. Limbaugh, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, Budge, Hannity, Beck, Levin (#120)
(To be sung to Dire Straits' "Money For Nothing")
Hosts a talkshow trashin' Hypocrisy.
Rush ain't working, tells the Left to screw it...
Beholden to no one...spoutin' philosophy!
No, Rush ain't workin', that's the way you do it...
Lemme tell ya, Ol' Rush ain't dumb...
Ceegah danglin' from nicotine-stained fingers...
Gonna help exposin' Lib'ral Scum!
Got us brain-washed from noon-to-three-ee-ee!
You choose the issue, and we'll debate it...
We learn the Truth from the E-I-B!!
Tom Brokaw's vacuous stare...
That Lib'ral Rather's got his own jet airplane...
Left's IDIOTS...they're all millionaires!!
Gotta defend our Libertie-ie-ies!
We're talkin' TREASON...the Left, they hate us...
Won't trust the news from Network TeeVee!!
Right's gotta learn to fight like Dem-Whores...
Right's gotta yearn to crush Dem-Bums!
Wake up, you Sheeple!! Big Guv'ment's threatnin' all your Liberties...
Man, that Slick's just pond scum!!
But Limbaugh's out there...what's that?! Chain-sawin' noises?!
Carvin' up those Lib'rals...it's brain surgery!
Folks, it's workin'...tell the Left to screw it!!
Robs YOUR money for Guv'ment...sells Nukes to Beijing!
Left-Wing bitchin', "Big Guv'ment, save me-e-ee!"
We gotta oust those meek commentators...
We gotta IGNORE our State-run TeeVee!! Lord!
Big Guv'ment ain't workin'...corruption runs all thru it...
It's time we devolved Power outta DeeCee!!
Folks, it's workin'...next election's gonna do it.
Right-Wing holds Congress...retakes the Prez'dency!!
Money ain't nuthin'...without Liberty!
I said, money ain't nuthin'...if your kids ain't free!
I want my...I need my...I love my Lib-er-ty!!
of the Corrosively Calamitous Crimes Committed by
Clinton's Corrupt Cadre of Communist Co-Conspirators
Continues to Crumble...Cool!!!
#281. To: goldilucky, Landru, EdZep, HeavyD, TKEman, Arator, Jethro Tull, HalfIrish, poet, seattlesue (#120)
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Sheep")
Mindlessly passing yer time in this Country away...
Only dimly aware of a certain vile sleaze in the air.
You better WATCH OUT!! We got some dawgs about!!
I've been watchin' Clinton and I have seen...
Left's hatchin' an EVIL SCHEME!!
Meek and Obedient, YOU CONDONE Slick Willie!!
Yer Socialist Med'yuh insults OUR Values...Big Deal!!
What a surprise!
That look of IGNORANT Bliss in yer eyes...
EX-Prez'dent's workin' fer Beijing!!
NO!!! This ain't no Bad Dream!!
Ohh...ohh...ohh...ohhh...ohh...
"Slick Willie's my Shepard...I shall not want.
I Care Not That He LIES!!
To preserve Peace, We Must IGNORE EX-Prez'dent's Commie SPIES!!"
Bill Clinton has endangered this Entire Nation!!
He's floutin' OUR Sacred Constitution!!
For lo...Bill HAD Great Power, but NO Honor!!
Soon, cometh the day we "lowly" ones,
Through quiet reflection and great dedication,
COMPLETE THE ACT OF IMPEACHMENT!!!
LO!! We shall Rise Up...and then We'll make Dem Lib'rals' Eyes Water!!
Wave upon wave of patriotic Americans...
Will march out of obscurity to join OUR team!!
"Socialism's DEAD!!"
Soon, Joe we'll INDICT!! In Jail, JOE'll Grow BALD!!
Get outta OUR way...if YOU Refuse to Be BOLD!!!
#316. To: Stephen D. MUDmonSKY, Martin MUDgee, JOE MUDmanSKI, MUD Burke (#120)
Buckle up, BOYZ, it's gonna be a wild ride...
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Mother")
Bubba...you should know the Left's just Wrong!!
Bubba...what'cha think? That Right ain't got no balls?!
Ohhhh...Ahhhh...FReepers gonna raze yer walls!!
Bubba...where's yer shame and embarrassment?!
Bubba...you shall pay fer all yer crimes!!
Ohhhh...Ahhhhh...Justice's justa passion of mine!!
Mudboy's gonna make all DemRATS' nightmares come true...
FReepers gonna crush all of you Socialist Fools!!
Patriots gonna FReep you right here...FReedom shall ring!!
We shan't believe lies...that the Medyuh doth sing!!
Limbaugh's gonna keep trainin' RightWing to swarm!!
Ohhhh...Bill, Osama...Bill,
Ohh...Clinton, ya know Voters Gonna Oust RATZ This Fall!!
Voters, don't you see Slick's dangerous...to the FRee?!
FReepers, Right must tear Left's GoldenBoy apart!!
Oohhhh...Aaahhh...McAuliffe is just the start!!
Hush now, Leftist Medyuh, why'd you LIE?!
Sheeple gonna find out all of the damage y'all do...
FReepers shall educate all Dem Ignorant Fools!!
Country's gonna wake up to Clinton's TREASON...
Bubba, we'll always find out just where you've been,
Mudboy's gonna keep FReepin' 'til Slick's in chains!!
Ooohhhh...Willie, Ooohhhh...Slick Willie,
Ooohhhh Clinton, yer only a Traitor to me!!
#395. To: KLT, dwbh, MurryMom, Cincinatus' Wife, mommadooo3, AuntB, seattlesue, classygreeneyedblonde, victoria delsoul (#120)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")
When will yer Jihad disappear?!
Arabs...my bro's...
Help tell Dem zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With good Allah in their souls...
Saudi money...EVIL goals!!
Please explain why them folks died!!
But Muslims...my FRiends...
'Twas fer FReedom them Sheeple died!!
Koran's Right...put HATE aside!!
Muslims...we'll still love ya...
Lord Allah ain't fer gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were so close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"Osama...bin Laden...YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH THIS YEAR!!!"
Fer yer futures, Right does FReep!!
Avenge bin Laden's shameless crimes!!
And my FRiends...FReepers, ain't no way I'll say "Goodbye!"
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Muslims...FReepers love ya, Kabul...
Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!!
We won't let Lib'rals git their claws in you...
C'mon FReepers, join our fight!! Allah...Allah...ain't it good to be alive?!
Muslims...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...
(Left's NO MATCH fer a Righteous Man with a Righteous Plan!!)
#416. To: Cyber-Band, M Kehoe, jla, Twodees, Coop, hchutch, LiberteeBell, sultan88, ChaseR, Black Jade (#120)
(To be sung to Kenny Rogers' "Coward of the County")
He'd never stood one single time to prove them FReepers wrong.
His mama named him Billie, most folks just called Slick "Yella!!"
But something always told me they were reading Billie wrong.
Bill looked on laughin' 'cause he hated all women.
I still recall the final words Slick's mama said to Mudboy:
"MUD, my life is over, but yers shall thwart my son!!"
Fend away all trouble, if you can.
It won't mean you're meek if you turn the other cheek.
I hope you're old enough to understand:
Slim, Slick YOU'll have to fight to be The Man."
When we're armed, we shouldn't have to prove who's more the man.
One day while MUD was workin'...that Clinton boy KILLED CHILDREN!!
Slick took turns at ladies....There was Scores of THEM!!!
The spunked dress, the Clinton spooks were more than he could stand.
He reached above the fireplace and took down grand-daddy's picture.
As his tears fell on grandpappy's face, MUD heard these words again:
"Promise me, MUD, not to do the things I've done.
Counteract Left's trouble when you can.
Folks don't pay fer "MEEK"...Make DemLeftists Turn Their Cheeks!!
I hope you're old enough to be a man...
MUD, you best learn to fight if yer a man."
Whorealdo got up and met Slim halfway 'cross the floor.
When Mudboy turned around they said, "Hey look! Ol' Mudboy's FReepin'."
But you coulda heard a pin drop when Mudboy stopped and whupped DemWhores!!!
We wasn't holdin' nothin' back; we had ourselves a ball.
When Mudboy left the barroom not a Clinton 'Ho was standin'.
MUD said, "This one's fer Waco!!" as he watched each Lib'ral fall.
And I heard him say,
I walk away from trouble when I can.
Now please don't think I'm weak, I didn't turn the other cheek,
Good Papa, I sure hope you understand:
Hell, Yeah!! I'm gonna fight 'cuz I'm a man!!"
#469. To: Sultan88, BigMan, conservativemusician, Poker Face, poker boy, Dr. MonDremo, JazzyJosh, Disco Dave, JayMo, LittleBill' Fingerz, Mordecai, Beren Erchamion, HUAN!!! (#120)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promise")
CM works in a rock and roll band,
Lookin' for that diff'rence-makin' sound!!
We've gotta li'l job up in DeeCeeTown...
We're Right, THAT I know!!
Some nights, I FReep with Black's judges...some nights, I write songs...
We'll follow our dreams just like those RATS do way up on TeeVee!!
We'll Whup RATS' Challengers 'til Left's Benign...
Screw the Sosh'lists' and DemonRATS' FReaks!!
Lib'rals' Promise's been broken...
DemRATZ ain't gonna git MUDZ Dreams!!
Righteous folks got somethin' that we'll embolden!!
I lived a secret...I should'a kept to myself!!
But I got drunk one night and I smoked it...
All our lives, WE Fight Fer Right...
The Fight that Mankind must ALWAYS Win!!
Every day, it just seems hard to believe...
The LIES RATS're believing in!!
Lib'rals're DO-O-OLTS!!! Yo, FReepers, you are so Right!!
Clinton's a HO-O-O!! SlickWillie's Lyin' and Slick Righteous Shall Smite!!
But somehow FRench fergot our loss!!
It's TIME Right fights like we wuz makin' up fer broken spirits...
Of all the liberties we've lost!!
Lib'rals' promise's been broken...RATZ Defend TREASON!!
BigGuv'ment steals something from down in your soul!!
Fight when the TRUTH is spoken and the RATS say, "NO JUSTICE!!"
Something in OUR Heart Grows Bold!!
We'll Defend the FRee from dem Sosh'list RATZ...
WHUP the HollyWeirdo Stars!!
'Cuz when the LeftWing hath Broken...We'll Defend Our Righteous Home!!
FReepin' Fer the Soldiers Who'll Liberate Iraq!!
Lib'rals are DO-O-OLTS!!...for the lost lovers and all the fixed games
Thunder Road, for the tires rushing by in the rain
Thunder Road, Billy and me we'd always say
Thunder Road, we were gonna take it all and throw it all away
BE THERE or BE SQUARE!!
#486. To: BigMan, conservativemusician, Stevie Miller (#120)
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!!
Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUDZ music with Ol' Rush!!
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUDZ Right HERE...Slick's TOAST!!
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
MOVE ON, you say?! Over my dead body...MUD
#491. To: All (#120)
"JOEY, CREEP from Delaware...?"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Mary, Queen of Arkansas")
The Country's grown tired of yer scumbag style...
And yer Outlaw "Charm"'s become unseemly!!
Billy, Left's King, your Untruths are revilin'...
No, yer not too great to denigrate, the Nation's just realizin'...
But I've been sickened by your scand'lous acts,
You're a Danger to the State!!
Willie, VILE King, your blows 'gainst FReedom are missin'!!
No-o-o, you're not Man enough for me to hate, so wisen up and listen!!
You're supposed to be PROTECTIN' our borders!
Yeah...while your close friends serve as martyrs,
You're the one who's givin' the orders!!
No, Left cannot go on livin' this LIE...
And you're not fit fer leadin'!!
Ohhh...you let the Red Chinese infiltrate...
While Lady Justice's bleedin'....
And your schtick's so great, I took the bait,
And you almost had me believin'.
But in your face, Willie, I can see a likeness to "TheJuice"!!
No, I don't know how y'ALL can look US in the eye,
While obstructin' the goddamn truth!!
Where you can get a new job and start all over again, "clean"!!
Ohhh, you got contacts deep in China, boy...
Where Tyrants slaughter folks like me....!!
#498. To: Angelwood, tgslTakoma, kristinn, BufordP, TrueBlackMan, Alan Keyes, Mark Levin, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, Dana Lash, ReaganMan, Landru, jla, cherry_bomb88, Snow Bunny, Victoria Delsoul (#120)
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Come Together")
We got Dubyuh leadin'...got our troops a'rollin'!!
We got Rush on the Eee-eye-bee;
Mudboy Slim ain't jokin', Right's got RATS on their knees!!
RATS love RapistWillie...Slick kills little children!!
Left's all naive fools...braindead freaks.
One thing Right must tell Dems is folks gotzta be FRee!!
Come Together, Right NOW...in DeeCee!!
Left's got zero morals...Left's RAT-spine's a crackin'!!
RATS got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!!
Fight the A.N.S.W.E.R. Commies 'cuz we loathe Tyranny!!
Come together, Right NOW...help US FReep!!
Next, git O. bin Laden and that bozo Clinton!!
We say, "One and one and one is three!!"
RATS think Slick's good-lookin', but in Jail, Slick Shall SQUEEEEEAL!!
Come together, Right NOW!! RE-IMPEACH!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yeah!!
At the "DeeCee Counter-Protest...25 October 2003!!"
#505. To: All (#120)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!
#530. To: Cyber-Band, Stumpy, DiscoDave, The BigMan, Dr. MonDremo, JazzyJosh, JayMO, Snake, Fingerz, LittleBill, Skeeter, Steve Dallas, The Commodore, Sal, MUDmonSKY, Poker Face, pokerboy (#120)
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "All I Can Do Is Write About It")
Left says we shouldn't care.
Lib'rals[/RINOs] just say, "Right should just MOVE ON!!"
Folks laugh, they think we're playin'...
FReepin' Clinton fer his Crimes...
But We Want Justice...INDICT DemRATZ NOW!!!
Or the Med'yuh report on Slick's Tyranny?!!
It's the Patriotic Duty of Good Citizens of this Country...
C'mon Sheeple, let's kick ass on Dem Elites!!
Show Dem POLTROONS We're Right and Left IS Wrong!!
'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a'slowly creepin'...
Lord, aid me and mine against Left's SCUM!!
Would YOU like to see Left's TRAITOR crushin' rocks?!!
Good folks needta stop and think about, well, Slick's Chi-Com TREASON...
Folks, you oughtta listen to my songs.
Show DemRAT fools WE'RE Right and They Are Wrong!!
'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a slowly creepin'...
Lord, help me inspire Our Righteous Throng!!!
A E D (played 4x)
(back to G)
But the things Left write about us prove they're Slick's Whores!!
You can take Mudboy out of ol' Dixieland...
But Left'll never take his FReedoms from Mudboy!!
Show all the World We're Right and Left is WRONG!!
'Cuz I can see Left's EVIL a slowly creepin'...
Lord, help me and mine refute Left's Scum!!
Folks, help me and mine Slaughter Left's Scum.
(Yep, Lib'rals, Dubyuh's got a FReepin' MANDATE!!)
#575. To: All Patriotic Americans (#120)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Ring Them Bells")
Ring Dem bells from yer sanctuaries where Vile Lib'rals preach!!
"Re-Impeach!!" Mudboy cried...
"We got Truth on our side...
"And Clinton's Power's fractured...Sweet Justice be thine!!"
Ring Dem bells...make yer Righteous stand, so Ashcroft will know!!
Folks, it's Rush Hour now...
Help us FReep 'gainst RATZ Power!!
Lord, the sun is settin' low upon Left's sacred cows!!
Ring Dem bells so the World will know McAuliffe's SCUM!!
Folks, the Networks are asleep...
But their Power's weak...
And the Country's still filled with lost sheep.
Ring Dem bells for RATS' morally-bereft!
Ring Dem bells for Left's chosen few...
Who would judge the many...
Yet say, "Slick is KEWL!!"
Ring Dem bells for the Chi-Com SPIES...
For the kids that died...
When innocents FRIED!!
Ring Dem bells for our Sailors whom Slick Willie entombed!!
List of crimes is long...
But Bold FReepers are strong...
And We're Breakin' Down Resistance to Rightin' Wrongs!!!
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
#640. To: Cyber-Band, Landru, Sultan88 (#120)
(To be sung to Jackson Browne's "Stay")
While yer hubby craves the stage...
RATS can fuss, but it's yer crown!!
Barry's late to come and he should leave...
Work it, you got justified rage!!
The DemocRATS, they're letting you down...
Yer fight's with people who ain't Right!!
You waited fer yer time...
Then, when you got up, RAT voters screamed "BarryOhhh!!"
Obama's weak...
That young punk ain't been 'round...
The Media Whore'd seems unaware...
Girl, you've known Power he'll never know!!
So, drink that whiskey shot and make yer stand...
Dress Tim Russert down and tell'em you got cramps!!
'Cause when it comes to saving you,
You know Rush Limbaugh's yer champ!!
But when that last stump speech's been packed away...
You know the Right still wants to play.
So just make sure you got it all set to go...
Before you come for MUDZ piano.
(Raucous cheers)
To Denver We Shall Go!!
We're gonna freep fer Right and throw some mud on Barack Ohhh!!
And his wife, I don't know...
HorseFace Mark Warner's just a RAT HO!!
And these songs all show Left's shame...
RATZ believe Left's lies on street corner shrooms...
And wander 'round Lame-brained!!
Folks, the Right shall come and we'll lead great crowds...
'Cuz we know Reagan thought the same!!
(Crowd goes wild)
Liberty, it's our credo...effete RATZ and RINOZ embarrass US!!
We'll whup Marxist Greens & make a scene!!
You've got suckers all 'round DeeCee...
You've got Rev'rend Wright on the video!!
You've got time to think, Big Guv'ment you love...
But yer Power'll blow away!!
Girl, it's only Right, RATS' time is short...
'Cuz the Right says, "Freedom shall reign!!"
Sheeple, we've got the power over what we do!!
You can sit there and whine...
Or you can pull US through!!
Come along, sing MUD's songs...
You know ol' Slim ain't wrong!!
'Cuz when RATS' Media Scum tears Dubyuh down...
You just remember, they're all clowns!!
But Rush'll be scheduled to appear...
To millions of pairs of eager ears!!
Hill'ry stay...just a little bit longer!!
We want to play -- just a little bit longer!!
Now all Dem voters don't mind...
And RATZ Unions don't mind...
If you take yer merry time...
Girl, just pay DemRATZ no mind and sing...
One more song!!
Oh, won’t you stay just a little bit longer?
Please, please, please say you will...
Say you will!!
Ohh, won't you stay just a little bit longer? Hey-ey-ey...
And the Networks won’t mind...
If you take yer precious time...
Hell, let's leave it all behind and sing...
One more song!!
#739. To: All (#120)
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "talk about the passion")
DemocRATZ back-trackin'!!
Empty Soul...Eunuch Spouse...
Slick's lookin' fer some action!!
NOT...everyone can alter the Fate of the World...
NOT...everyone can SLAUGHTER Six Thousand Kosovars!!!
Talkin' 'Bout Castration!!!
No One Cares...Press went South...
IGNORIN' OUR DEV-O-LUTION!!
Sheep Shall Care...We'll Rise Up...
OUR Cultural Revolution!!
Must INDICT Slick fer TREASON...Left's Fear has scorned OUR Nation...ahh henh....
NOT...Everyone can condone the Lies of a Felon...
INDICT Slick...DETHRONE HIM!! Hunt Slick 'til he's GONE!!
Talkin' RE-Impeachment...what's happened to Our Nation?!!
Slick's facin' Incarceration...what's happ'nin' to Our Nation?!!
Slick'll Face Eternal Damnation!!!
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
#757. To: All (#120)
(To be sung to Boston's "More Than a Feeling")
RATZ have no future...with Jean Kerry!!
Right votes fer Strength, not like Spain Done Wrong...
Still, our liberties are stripped away-ay-ay-ay!!
When we hear Big Guv'ment's been holdin' sway (more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepers (almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
We'll see OUR Liberties fadin' away!!
Their mem'ry fades as the years go by.
Yet I still recall list'nin' to Limbaugh...
Each year when we vote, Fed budget's too hi-i-igh!!
Folks, I've heard Dem ol' excuses still today (more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepin' (almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
High time that Conservatives win the day!!
I think about Reagan, who saved the day!!
And dream of the men who used to know...
If we close our eyes, FReedom'll slip away!!
DemRATZ must pay!! Right must hold sway!!
Folks, we've heard RATZ ol' songs they always play... (more than $2 Trillion!!)
The RightWing needs FReepin'...(almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Till we see KerryMan slink away...
We Shan't Let Slick Willie Git Away !!
#783. To: All (#120)
(Edited)
I still miss Rush, the Lovable Fuzzball...May he Rest in Peace!! 
After the GOP's Red Tsunami in November,
I wanna audit of where every penny of that $33 BILLION goes...
You KNOW DemRATZ and the Biden Crime Family are gonna get their cut!!
#787. To: Black Jade, dirtboy, Arator, sneakypete, goldilucky, BorisY, ferret mike, meguro, AuntB (#120)
It's called WAGGING THE DOG...Slick Willie did it while POTUS...
And now TraitorJoeBiden and the Marxist Anti-American Bidenistas are doing it...
DeeCeeRATZ LOVE KILLING Unborn, yet VIABLE, infants...so, of course DeeCeeRATZ and RINOZ support Killing LibertyLovers EVERYWHERE!!
(To be sung to Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water")
Forgot 'bout RATZ New World Order...
'Cuz NATO wanted a li'l more Power...
And Clinton's motives were VILE!!
Yeah, Slick Willie had a problem...
His Impeachment was bringin' him down...
Said, "Networks need 'em a story...
I'll bomb them Serbs outta town!!!"
Innocents slaughtered!!
Kids FRIED screamin' deathly howls...
In Viet Nam, Slick LIED and chickened out...
Now, Bill LOVES puttin' kids underground!!
When it all was over...
Dem Sheeple they knew their place!!
But Slick's time is runnin' out...
SEEK JUSTICE...Slick must be DISGRACED!!!
Innocence slaughtered...
Slick's heart's empty, cold, and hard!!
Yes, we'll keep FReepin'...we must not stop!!
Left's just not Right!! The Righteous the Left doth fear!!
It's a worthwhile fight...gotta use our heads (UNNNHHH!!)
Truth's gonna save the day...
No matter what...Bill will feel Justice!!
We know...RATZ know...Patriots never forget!!
Dethrone Left's TYRANT!!
#794. To: JohnHuang2, George W. Bush, Dubyuh, Mark Warner, Slick Willie, Terrie the PUNK McAuliffe, The Hildabeeest, (#120)
(To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")
"Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!"
"Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!"
MUD just grinned )=^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and...
You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee- aheee...)
Folks saw MUDZ karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side...
MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!"
James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"
Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and...
You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Left fears the Truth...next election is RATZ Judgement Day!!
The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make Dem Marxists see!!
MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"
Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and...
Please put the load Right on me!!
Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!"
MUD said, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUDZ a Peaceful Man."
He said, "That's Okay, Boy, I sure pray you git that pr**k!!!"
Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and...
Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time...
To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!!
Who sent me here with their FReegards fer everyone?!
Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and...
Just fight Dem 'HO's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!
#808. To: Terrie the RAT-punk FEYrie MacAuliffe, Bill Slick Willie the RAPIST-IN-CHIEF Clinton, TraitorJOE Biden the Chi-Com WHORE!! (#120)
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Mother")
Bubba...you should know the Left's just Wrong!!
Bubba...what'cha think? That Right ain't got no balls?!
Ohhhh...Ahhhh...FReepers gonna raze yer walls!!
Bubba...where's yer shame and embarrassment?!
Bubba...you shall pay fer all yer crimes!!
Ohhhh...Ahhhhh...Justice's justa passion of mine!!
Mudboyz gonna make all DemRATZ nightmares come true...
FReepers gonna crush all of EWE Socialist Tools!!
Patriots gonna FReep you right here...FReedom shall ring!!
We shan't believe lies...that RAT-Media doth sing!!
Limbaugh's gonna keep trainin' RightWing to swarm!!
Ohhhh...Bill, Osama...bil,
Ohh...Clinton, ya know Voters Gonna Oust RATZ This Fall!!
Voters, don't you see Slick's dangerous...to the FRee?!
FReepers, Right must tear Left's GoldenBoy apart!!
Oohhhh...Aaahhh...McAuliffe is just the start!!
Hush now, Leftist Medyuh, why'd you LIE?!
Sheeple gonna find out all of the damage y'all do...
FReepers shall educate all Dem Ignorant Fools!!
Country's gonna wake up to Clinton's TREASON...
Bubba, we'll always find out just where you've been,
Mudboyz gonna keep FReepin' 'til Slick's in chains!!
Ooohhhh...Willie, Ooohhhh...Slick Willie,
Ooohhhh Clinton, yer only a Traitor to me!!
#827. To: All (#120)
(Edited)
(SlixMUDZbeachhouse in Nags Head!!)
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Tequila Sunrise")
'Cuz Dem Traitors are gonna FRY...
Klintonz MINE!!
Working on the FReeps he plans to try...
McAuliffe's MINE!!
Justice Shall Be OURS Once RATZ Go Down...
RATZ BE SQUEEEALIN' LOUD!!
And MUD hadta FReep RATZ Lyin' SCUM**!!
RATZ, say "So long!!"
When we get Slick Re- Impeached!!
Truth can't be spin'd!!
Wonder why the RightWing never sung?!
Just know that The Righteous Shall Triumph!!
JOEZ Chi-Com SCUM**!!
This whole world won't be the same...
DemocRATZ Shame!!
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. IMPRISON.
DISBAR. DE- PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
#871. To: MeeknMing, Landru, George W. Bush, Reagan Man, AppyPappy, stand watie (#120)
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Hotel California")
Smell of cherry blossoms rising up through the air,
MUDZ part of TheResistance, we skewer the Liberal's blight,
Ceegah smoke was heavy and my sight grew dim,
I had to stop for the night!!
And I was thinkin' to myself, "This sure ain't Heaven and I'm scair'd it's Hell!"
Then Bill lit up a candle and he showed me the way,
Barbara Streisand's down the corridor, I thought I heard her sing...
Such a lovely place, such a handsome face...
Plenty of room at the White House del Clintonia,
Three Hundred times per year, Marxists sleeping here."
He's got a lot of pretty, stooopid girls...that Bill calls "friends"!
How they danced in the Court Room, sweet Summer sweat,
Some just can't remember, RATZ choose to forget!
Algore said, "This Party's had no raison d'etre since 1969!"
And still those victims are callin' for "Hillary!!"
Brain-dead pups with their feeble li'l lives...Sheeple, we must wake...!!
Such a lovely place, such a damned disgrace!
They're livin' it up at the White house del Clintonia!
What a pack a lies, they're all Chinese spies!!"
Phat Mo said, "I'm just a good Lib'ral, askin' Li'l Willie's advice!"
But in the Judge's chambers, Ray gather'd felonies,
Left stabs him with their steely lies, but Right must INDICT RATZ Beast!
We have to find a passage back to the way things were before!
"Relax!" said Bill Clinton, "I'm the Master of Deceipt...
With the Media on my side, I'm impossible to defeat!!"
#926. To: sultan88, Landru, cherry_bomb88, FBD, goldilucky, jla, AdSimp, MeeknMing, conservativemusician (#120)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls")
Lib'rals just crave Power...o'er lives that ain't their own!!
Lib'rals love their "Programs"...Lib'rals love to TAX!!
Lib'rals, we give most our bread to...We won't ever git it back!!
Lib'rals hide behind children...each time they beg fer MORE!!
Left takes more'n half of what I own...
But it's Right who's doin' the Chores!!
BigGuv'ment takes yer money...Leftists Corrupt Yer Souls!!
Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back...and tell ya "You a selfish louse!!"
American Left wants everything in the World...
They're all TAKE and Never GIVE!!
Medyuh Whore'd...They're ALL Sissies...
I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!!
Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look...but I end up barfin' in the stall!!
Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Right!!
Self-reliance, they can't Stand!!
Chi-Com Spies are so subtle...They got Slick on his knees!!
But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'...They're all Enemies of the FREE!!
Give Libs all YER money...Give Libs all YER Gold!!
Bought me a house outside the City...I'll educate MY kids in my Home!!
Yeah...gonna VOTE Dem Leftists home...
Lib'rals warp their children...look at Chelsea, she's such a DUNCE!!
Give Slick half YER money...we'll put Slick behind bars... Re-Impeach Left's Boy, I say...WE'll CONVICT the Left's Biggest Star...then Laugh!! Make Slick his cellmate's "honey"...make'im a Prison 'HO!! Let's CONVICT Left's Evil, FReepers...first step's to VOTE Conservative...Let's Roll!!
#1098. To: conservativemusician, FBD, sultan88, jla, skeeter, outerbanks, backhoe, Howlin, MurryMom (#120)
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Lyin' Eyes")
DeeCeeRATZ Whore'd says, "Trust RATZ Marxist Bile!!"
Effete ol' men, will go now to the Jury...
They'll fess up and EXPOSE Left's SLEAZY Style.
Late last night, most DemocRATZ felt lonely...
Reckon every Dolt knows Biden isn't Right!!
And it breaks MUDZ heart to think RATZ love is only...
Given to Dem folks who stand fer Rape and Vice!!
Good Folks, tell friends they must Vote NOW fer their Country...
To REBUILD OUR Nation that the Left's torn down...
But Joe knows where RATZ're goin' as they're leavin'...
Folks are voting for DEFUNDin' DeeCeeClowns!!
Press can't hide JOEZ ChiComSpies!!
Yes...Left's Vile and lost, thinkin'-wise!!
I thought by now RATZ'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide RATZ Brazen Lies!!
With fiery eyes and dreams no RAT shall steal!!
He types on through the night, anticipatin'...
'Cuz Left makes MUD FReep against RATZ sleazy schpiel!!
Left rushes to JOEZ arms, they'll fall together!!
MUD whispers that RATZ're goin' to be tried!!
RATZ swear that soon they'll be comin' back, emboldened...
MUD laughs away and sings "It's Justice Time!!"
RAT-Mediaz guile is a thin disguise!!
I thought by now Press'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide Left's Brazen Lies!!
You know now DemRAT whorez just keep on LYIN'!!
Come Join the Right...We'll next EXPOSE RAT Corruption!!
JOEZ bed is made...DETHRONE him fer his crimes!!
Left wonders how it ever got this crazy...
RATZ think about the LIES they're taught in school.
Did Left get tired or were RATZ always crazy?!
Left's so far gone, RAT-minionz are just braindead fools!!
F.B.I RATZ've become Brownshirt NAzis!!
RATZ tell US, "Go to Hell...Screw Liberty!!"
Ain't it funny how Left's spending just sustains things?
Left's still the Marxists Shills they've always been!!
Poor JOEZ "Guile" is a thin disguise!!
I thought by now Left'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide RATZ Brazen Lies!!
#1186. To: A K A Stone, Murron, ferret, diva betsy ross, AuntB, blackie, war, Biff Tannen, buckeroo, palo verde, mel, TLBSHOW (#120)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "She's the One")
Left steals dreams and paychecks...makes Mudboy Slim ill!!
Media's nasty li'l quips...
Folks, Networks LIE thru their lips...
Because Left loathes when we act free!!
Barry's socialist dreams...
Marxists, that is your way, makes us scream...
"I wish RATZ'd just leave US alone!!"
Because Left's dreams won't help us get jobs...
And Left's wishes will just make BigGuv'ment grow!!
With RATZ Health Care failing...
Barry LIES, let's fight the RAT-Messiah...
Folks, we're the one!! We're the one!!
Yer wonderin' where to start...
FarRight, we've been singing in the dark...
MUD says, "I'm never gonna leave here!!"
But we've got Reagan on our minds...
RATZ tell such desperate lies...
Folks, only the IGNORANT believe them!!
Friends, we're Right, let's try just one more time...
Defeat BigGuv'ment slime and we'll WHUP Dem FOOLS!!
Folks, Left enSlaves you, but now RATZ wanna break you...
Left's gonna find out that ain't so easy to do!!
And no matter where you Brief tonight or how far you run...
Folks, we're the one!! Freedom's fun...
Folks, we shall not miss...
'Cuz Liberty is our Right!!
We're Conservatives!!
Those secret pacts RATZ make...
Left thinks BigGuv'ment saves you and Right's gettin' pissed!!
Folks, we're the one!! Oh, we're the one!!
Folks, Freedom's fun!! Oh, we're not done!!
Folks, fight Left's scum!! Oh, we're the one!!
#1276. To: RonaldReagan (#120)
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's acoustic version of "Layla")
Communicatin' fer what's Right...
Gip's been suff'rin' and fightin' much too long...
But now he's sittin' by His side!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Gipper showed you win by being Right!!
While Dem Leftists just tore you down!!
RATZ're fools!! Right fell in love with you!!
Changed the whole world...Righteous Power!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Ronnie proved you win by being Right!!
Yer quips drove DeeCeeRATZ INSANE!!
FReepers say, "We'll meet again someday!!"
Heaven rejects Dem Marxistz pain!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Dutchman showed you win by being Right!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Gipper proved you win by being Right!!
#1309. To: Cyber-Band, Snow Bunny, Jhoffa_, WilmaSue, StevenGlenn (#120)
Kinda early for Christmas carols, still...
(To be sung to Bing Crosby's "White Christmas")
Just like Good Pay-Tree-Utz of Yore...
With my bald head glist'nin'...
Whole Wide World's list'nin'...
To hear Bunnies made of Snow!!
With every Justice Song he writes!!
Spend yer days Just Fightin' Left's Blight...
And may Ashcroft's Justice Do What's Right!!
With every Christmas card you write...
Tell yer FRiends...Joe Biden Ain't Right!!
Confirm all Trump Justices TONITE!!
#1398. To: Diva Betsy Ross, MoJo2001, ohioWfan, lowbridge, Brad's Gramma, Iowa Granny, Reagan Man (#120)
(To be sung to U2's "I Will Follow")
"Mudboy, come vote fer me-ee!!"
But I'm lookin' fer Guv'ment...
That's benign, yet keeps me FRee!!
'Gainst Lib'rals who CORRODE this Land!!
Won'tcha stop and think...RATZ always LIE!!
Left LIES!!!
Dude, win the day...win the day...Right will follow!!
Yeah, Left'll cave...Left'll cave...Right's Empowered!!"
Wanna shrink Big Guv'ment down!!
Right must triumph 'gainst Dem Marxists...
Righteous Cause...Devolve Power!!
Let's cut today...cut today...growth will follow!!
Trumpsterz, lead the way...lead the way...
Let's cut today...cut today...Devolve Power!!
Right shall follow!!
Right FReeps Truth, "Life ISN'T Fair!!"
RATZ lie!! Left lies!! RATZ spy!!
Yea yea...CONSPIRE!!
Yeah, cut today...cut today...Right Shall Follow!!
Let's save the day...save the day!! Right's Empowered!!
#1919. To: All (#120)
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "By The Way")
And Right shall fight on...Let US Roll!!
By the way, we proudly pray...
Reject Fear...RATZ're whores!!
Chi-Com traitor...we're singin' songs fer Truth...
We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...Liberty!!
Limbaugh...root cause!!
We'll convict...we'll FReep 'til JOEZ career's done!!
JOE ain't Slick...he LIES, claims he's a hero...
BIDENZ sick..."Defeat Treason!!", that's our goal!!
World stage...Nags Head!!
And Right shall fight on...Trump's got soul!!
By the way, Left died today...
Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
Song shop...git Slick!!
Win the fight...folks, DeeCeeRATZ are pond-scum!!
Righteous Right...you know Dutch Reagan's goals won!!
Lib'rals whine...fer Power gained via Treason!!
Brash acts...stand strong!!
Far Right shall fight on...Limbaugh knows!!
By the way, RATZ LIE and Rape...
Left breeds Fear...Tyrant Whore'd!!
Dandy Lib'rals...Right's singin' songs fer FRee...
We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...bless our souls!!
By the way, I'm proud we pray...
Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
RightWing shall fight on...Donald knows!!
By the way, Left's Tyranny...is waning...Culture War!!
Algore's a whore...he's writin' poems 'bout trees...
We sing, "Sic Semper...Tyrannus!!"
By the way, we're proud we pray...
To one God...sacred world!!
Standin' fer Right...grants US virtuous might...
FReepers shall fight on...Mudboy knows!!
By the way, we proudly pray...
Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
End Trace Mode for Comment # 120.
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