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LEFT WING LOONS Title: This Trial is a ToTal sham ... The enTire power of The sTaTe - media - lefT-wing shock Troops - counTry's finesT legal TalenT ... is being deployed againsT Derek Chauvin. Derek Chauvin, Human Sacrifice Ann Coulter Posted: Mar 31, 2021 The opinions expressed by columnists are their own and do not necessarily represent the views of Townhall.com. In modern America, we periodically offer up white men as human sacrifices to the PC gods. Among our benefactions: Jake Gardner, Kyle Rittenhouse, Darren Wilson, the Duke lacrosse players, University of Virginia fraternity members, Stacey Koon and Mark Fuhrman. The rest of us just keep our heads down and pray we won't be next. At least the Duke and UVA human offerings were sufficiently upper- crust to have a few journalists and lawyers defending them. But policemen, bar owners, military veterans and a Midwest teenager? Definitely not our crowd, darling. Currently, Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin is on trial for killing George Floyd by kneeling on his neck, as it appeared in cellphone videos. You may remember something about this: It's why America had to burn in 2020. But the chief medical examiner's report establishes that, however else Floyd died, it wasn't from Chauvin's knee. Oopsie! I guess it wasn't absolutely essential that our country go through eight months of looting, riots and mostly peaceful arsons. In lieu of citing some B.S. media "fact check," I shall quote directly from the autopsy report by the Hennepin County Chief Medical Examiner, Andrew Baker: "No life-threatening injuries identified -- "A. No facial, oral mucosal, or conjunctival petechiae "B. No injuries of anterior muscles of neck or laryngeal structures "C. No scalp soft tissue, skull, or brain injuries "D. No chest wall soft tissue injuries, rib fractures (other than a single rib fracture from CPR), vertebral column injuries, or visceral injuries "E. Incision and subcutaneous dissection of posterior and lateral neck, shoulders, back, flanks, and buttocks negative for occult trauma" In short: No bloodshot eyes and no trauma to any part of Floyd's neck. And yet, day after day, prosecutors, witnesses and the media tell us that Chauvin "squeezed the life out of" Floyd. The medical evidence establishes that whatever else caused his death, it was NOT asphyxiation. That's the entire case against Officer Chauvin! But the howling mob isn't giving up its holy religious observance because of one dork in a lab coat. The sun might not rise! The city of Minneapolis could be wiped out! Wait -- that might actually happen. The medical examiner also found that Floyd had enough fentanyl in his system -- I don't want to say "to kill a horse," because that would be a cliche. But it would be enough to bump off an entire team of Budweiser Clydesdales. In technical medical jargon: "A. Blood drug and novel psychoactive substances screens: "1. Fentanyl 11 ng/mL" That's just the first few words of the "Toxicology" section. Also listed are norfentanyl, 4-ANPP, methamphetamine, cannabinoids, amphetamines, morphine and so on. But the 11 nanograms per milliliter of fentanyl is rather important, inasmuch as the chief medical examiner called this "a fatal level of fentanyl under normal circumstances," saying, "deaths have been certified with levels of 3." Three. But George Floyd went up to 11. Naturally, Baker was quick to add, "I am not saying this killed him." Please don't throw me to the woke gods! Leave me to my test tubes! (And you thought lawyers were craven.) I have a feeling we're about to see another example of the left not accepting science. In addition to liberals refusing to accept the science of: -- DNA (the O.J. trial) -- AIDS (we're still waiting for that big heterosexual outbreak!) -- Cancer clusters and breast implants (billions of dollars wasted and companies destroyed because of the left's adherence to junk science) -- I.Q. (just watch the reaction to my mentioning this hate-science) ... ... we can now add "pharmacology"! You mean to say that just by sticking a syringe in someone's arm you can tell if he's been taking drugs? That's a lot of mumbo-jumbo, just like the moon landing. This trial is a total sham, but the entire power of the state, the media, the left-wing shock troops and the country's finest legal talent is being deployed against Derek Chauvin. In addition to Minnesota's top prosecutor, the state has hired Neal Katyal, former solicitor general of the United States -- an unheard- of maneuver in a case that doesn't involve some highly technical specialty, like antitrust. A slew of lawyers are working pro bono for the prosecutor -- also unheard of. The state has unlimited resources to pursue Chauvin. Against this, Chauvin has one lone defense attorney, Eric "Atticus Finch" Nelson. The Minnesota Police and Peace Officers Association's legal defense fund will put up to $1 million toward his defense, and Nelson can talk to the other rotating attorneys whom the fund employs. But unless they're working pro bono, too, $1 million runs out pretty fast. The legal mismatch in the O.J. Simpson case wasn't this one-sided. In the middle of jury selection, the city of Minneapolis announced an eye-popping civil settlement of $27 million with the family of George Floyd. Liberals are still denouncing Richard Nixon for a 1970 speech in which he inadvertently described defendant Charles Manson as someone who was "guilty, directly or indirectly, of eight murders" -- leading to demands for a mistrial. What does a $27 million settlement with the family of the alleged victim say? Black residents of Minneapolis are threatening to burn the place down if Chauvin isn't convicted -- and the only reason anyone thinks a jury could possibly return a guilty verdict is that they believe them. In the darkest days of Jim Crow, the entire country never ganged up on a single individual like this. Please, gods of wokeness, we ask that his human sacrifice be acceptable! Throw another virgin into the volcano. 788 Comments AFR2 3 days ago Have you seen her April 7 column published anywhere but her own Web site? phillytiger 3 days ago well i'm glad you asked -- i just read the column on her website sad that no outlet seems to want to carry this; i wonder if they find it too "controversial"? oh wait, i see the problem: she used the wrong abbreviation for "minneapolis police department", writing "mdp" in one place ... making the entire column unreadable :-) AFR2 3 days ago The big harrumph about AC is her tweaks of Trump. There's no mention or implication of a Trump role in the column. The silencing has become way too arbitrary. Maybe TH and its peers have contracted the cancel culture virus. phillytiger 3 days ago maybe -- i wasn't thinking it had to do with trump, so much as nervousness out there among, as you put it, "th and its peers" about the chauvin trial itself if they're "canceling" ac over her taking a position "too sympathetic" to chauvin, that strikes me as a very bad sign AFR2 3 days ago maybe she's been put on suspension for some period of time. But that still sounds arbitrary. She was published last week, and didn't that column contain a slap or two of Trump? phillytiger 3 days ago to be solidly on the side of law enforcement in this particular trial, you have to be really politically incorrect: not just "racist", but "chauvinist" phillytiger 3 days ago april 7 column? i didn't know there was one! Poster Comment: pphahh pphhaahh uughhh mau mau uughhh mau mau ddhiihpp ddhiihpp Post Comment Private Reply Ignore Thread |
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