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Title: BRAD OF CALIFORNIA
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Published: Feb 6, 2021
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Post Date: 2021-02-06 18:02:08 by IbJensen
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Views: 458
Comments: 2

Brad lived in California. He was a lifelong environmentalist. He was sick of the world; of Covid-19, Brexit, Russian belligerence, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines.

Brad drove his car into his garage and sealed every doorway and window. He got back into his car, selected his favorite music, started the car and revved it to a slow idle.

Four days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Brad from the car.

A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition . . . but his Tesla had a dead battery.

Brad is a registered California Democrat.

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#1. To: IbJensen (#0) (Edited)

poor brad

armegeddon - apocalypse

new heaven - new earTh

The eTernal life - kingdom

libs geT The TrapTure

love
boris

If you ... don'T use exclamaTion poinTs --- you should'T be Typeing ! Commas - semicolons - quesTion marks are for girlie boys !

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#2. To: BorisY (#1)

Amen. Awoman

Liberals are like Slinkys. They're good for nothing, but somehow they bring a smile to your face as you shove them down the stairs.

IbJensen  posted on  2021-02-08   8:47:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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