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Title: Exclusive: We Have Acquired A Copy Of Joe Biden's Debate Prep Notes
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Babylon Bee
URL Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/exclusi ... y-joe-bidens-debate-prep-notes
Published: Sep 28, 2020
Author: Babylon Bee
Post Date: 2020-09-29 00:20:50 by Deckard
Keywords: None
Views: 664
Comments: 3
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a daring feat of undercover journalism, The Babylon Bee's embedded DC reporter has acquired a leaked copy of Joe Biden's debate prep notes. We are proud to introduce them to the world for the first time. Please enjoy. Many undercover journalists died to bring us this information. Here they are in all their glory: The pictured scan has been translated for you below: (page 1) My Debate Notes: Reminder: You are JOE BIDEN and you are running for PRESIDENT You're from SCRANTON You used to be VP with Obama ORANGE MAN BAD Answer Key: Reminders: Ideas: (page 2) Give the Gettyzburg Address! (complete transcript of the Gettysburg Address) My favorite Hair (for inspiration) (three doodles of women with different hairstyles) **NO SNIFFING OF HAIR** (even if you want to) The Babylon Bee was also able to acquire Trump's debate prep notes, but it was just a napkin on which he had written, "You are amazing, go get 'em tiger!" 
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#1. To: Liberator, Stoner, sneakypete, A K A Stone, misterwhite, Gatlin, watchman, Hank Rearden (#0)
I thought about posting this under "Humor" but it is really closer to reality.
Government is in the last resort the employment of armed men, of policemen, gendarmes, soldiers, prison guards, and hangmen. I'm still not convinced the debate is going to happen.
In the entire history of the world,the only nations that had to build walls to keep their own citizens from leaving were those with leftist governments.
Yep, I've been hearing that a lot lately. Call me a conspiracy theorist but some kind of false flag event shouldn't be ruled out. Maybe a riot in Cleveland, then the mayor proclaims it to be an emergency and cancels the debate. Government is in the last resort the employment of armed men, of policemen, gendarmes, soldiers, prison guards, and hangmen. 
The essential feature of government is the enforcement of its decrees by beating, killing, and imprisoning.
Those who are asking for more government interference are asking ultimately for more compulsion and less freedom.
#2. To: Deckard (#1)
#3. To: sneakypete (#2)
I'm still not convinced the debate is going to happen.
The essential feature of government is the enforcement of its decrees by beating, killing, and imprisoning.
Those who are asking for more government interference are asking ultimately for more compulsion and less freedom.
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