If I were in charge it would be illegal for convenience stores to not operate seperate lines for dopes playing the lottery or getting their past month's worth of lotto quick picks checked by the computer to see if they hit it big while everyone else waits to buy their newspaper and chicklets. If I were in charge it would illegal for Bums to say "God Bless you" sarcastically when you pass them by and don't give them change.
If I were in charge people who cross the street against walk signs and walk as slow as possible while doing it (young black males take extra notice here) will be incacerated for no less than one week no questions asked and treated to Rush Limbaugh style "Frat Pranks".
If I were in charge cab drivers who suggest alternate traffic routes that end up being traffic nightmares must pay the passenger the meter.
If I were in charge, men who linger naked in Gym locker rooms and seem to spend more time in the locker room roaming around naked than they do in the gym would have to register as sex offenders for just being weird and creeping me out.
If I were in charge, cops who are found to have blasted their sirens and flashed their lights just to get through traffic that the rest of have always suspected is what they do- will be made to wear pink striped uniforms for a month while on duty.
If I were in charge coffe shop jerks who top off the coffee so it splashes out the little hole on the cover no matter what you do- burning your hand and staining your clothes will be charged with assault.
If I were in charge fat people eating fast food in public would be subject to hefty fines for obscenity.
If I were in charge all skateboarders on public sidewalks could be body checked as hard as possible by any pedestrian at any time for any reason and they can't do anything back.
If I were charge there would be dress codes for plane travel. T-shirts and sweat pants are not proper travel attire.
