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Title: Minneapolis Police will fine, cite looters
Source: The Progressive News
URL Source: [None]
Published: May 31, 2020
Author: Deckard
Post Date: 2020-05-31 23:36:00 by Deckard
Keywords: None
Views: 38
Comments: 2

After another night of rioting, Minneapolis police chief is warning protesters they will be cited and fined for violating social distancing mandates. The mayor was quoted as saying:

It would be unjust to prosecute these disadvantaged youts for the rioting we are seeing - it is a direct response to years of systemic injustice.

We would request that the protesters only attack symbols of "white privilege" and move the looting...er I mean taking merchandise from stores from the ghettos to the rich part of town. You know, because...reparations.

We believe that by issuing social distancing citations, we can quell this minor disturbance.

Several looters have praised the mayor for his progressive views, one is quoted as saying "The mayor be cool bro. He can come to my crib, hang out with me and my homies, drink some Colt 45 and watch one of my new television sets."

The mayor and police chief have accepted the invitation.

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#1. To: Deckard (#0)

"The mayor be cool bro. He can come to my crib, hang out with me and my homies, drink some Colt 45 and watch one of my new television sets."

What is it wiff that malt liquor shit?

Fred Mertz  posted on  2020-05-31   23:44:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Fred Mertz (#1)

What is it wiff that malt liquor shit?

More bang for the buck?

Nice change from the usual MD 20/20 fortified wine I suppose.

Only malt liquor I've tried is Mickeys. Nasty.

Government is in the last resort the employment of armed men, of policemen, gendarmes, soldiers, prison guards, and hangmen.
The essential feature of government is the enforcement of its decrees by beating, killing, and imprisoning.
Those who are asking for more government interference are asking ultimately for more compulsion and less freedom.

Deckard  posted on  2020-06-01   0:02:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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