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Title: Writer Complains “Manspreading” Joggers Violate Social Distancing Guidelines
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Infowars
URL Source: https://www.infowars.com/writer-com ... -social-distancing-guidelines/
Published: May 6, 2020
Author: Adan Salazar
Post Date: 2020-05-06 17:54:27 by Deckard
Keywords: None
Views: 1849
Comments: 12
Males who “manspread” while jogging are selfishly violating social distancing guidelines, says a writer for a mainstream publication. In a recent UK Independent life & style editorial, Helen Coffey writes, “Manspreading has crossed over to the realm of running, and it’s not OK.” “Taking up space in the world seems hardwired for men – but right now, it reeks of selfishness,” writes Coffey. Coffey says lately while jogging she’s noticed herself innately adhering to social distancing guidelines, attempting to take up as little space as possible on trails, pausing for bikes and literally holding her breath when others pass by. But while Coffey says female joggers all seem to exhibit the same neurosis, men – with their “wide-legged stances” – do not seem to reciprocate the gesture. They choose to plant themselves, instead, in the middle of the path, arms and legs pumping, striding flat out. They make no allowances, no exceptions, seemingly unaware that the person they’re approaching is doing a frantic parody of a Viennese Waltz to try to adhere to the, under such circumstances, impossible 2m rule. It’s no concern of theirs. They’ve picked their lane and they’re going to stick to it, thanks very much. Wide-legged stances and an unwavering trajectory, as if following invisible tramlines, send the clear message: “This space is mine. I dominate. Better give me some room, love.” All others must leap out of the way, grateful for the small toehold they’ve been granted. While in the past Coffey says she’d have been more forgiving of this type of behavior, she feels it’s now “borderline dangerous” and men should be more considerate in light of the current coronavirus scare. Following the editorial, cartoon artist George Alexopoulos created a comic illustrating the absurdness of Coffey’s anecdote. Coffey concludes by asking men to acknowledge their “unconscious” urge to “fill as much physical space as possible,” and asks them to “think before you spread.” “Maybe all you need to do to change that dynamic is to become aware of how you’re wired; maybe all you need to do is acknowledge and fight that urge to expand.” Maybe just find a different place to jog?
‘It feels selfish. It feels scary. It feels borderline dangerous,’ says writer describing male joggers
It feels selfish. It feels scary. It feels borderline dangerous. As they pass, limbs moving like pistons, chugging forcefully out through the mouth like an unstoppable steam engine, I think about how I would feel if I lived with someone vulnerable or was vulnerable myself. I think about the courage it would take to get outside, and the fear I would experience every time I stepped out of my front door – fear that I could catch the virus and take it home. And I think about the menace I would feel if a 6ft sprinter was bearing down on me, making no concessions to social distancing, no effort to slow down, his audible “CHUH” of exhalation triggering a surge of panic as his spittle flew towards me through the air.
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#1. To: Deckard (#0)
Run in a hoop skirt. Or run with a 6-foot pole carried horizontally with red flags on both ends. Problem solved.
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It is Gatlin that lies regularly. Or maybe you're just to stupid to realize it.
You're deceptive or an outright liar. You can't even comprehend the first amendment.
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#2. To: Deckard (#0)
Coffey concludes by asking men to acknowledge their “unconscious” urge to “fill as much physical space as possible,” and asks them to “think before you spread.”
#3. To: Gatlin (#2)
The essential feature of government is the enforcement of its decrees by beating, killing, and imprisoning.
Those who are asking for more government interference are asking ultimately for more compulsion and less freedom.
#4. To: Deckard (#3)
Will your incessant whining never cease? “I’m not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can’t believe you.” – Friedrich Nietzsche
Researchers from the University of California analyzed the results of 253 studies and found that we generally only spot about half the lies we’re told. In your case, I spot each and every one. Perhaps if I had posted this under "Humor" or "LEFT WING LOONS" you would have grokked the hilarity here.
#5. To: Gatlin (#4)
It’s not a hard fact to accept that you lie regularly
#6. To: Gatlin (#4)
detecting deception
#7. To: A K A Stone (#5)
It is Gatlin that lies regularly.
#8. To: A K A Stone (#6)
You're deceptive or an outright liar.
#9. To: A K A Stone (#6)
You can't even comprehend the first amendment. .
#10. To: Gatlin (#9)
Oh, I comprehend it.
#11. To: A K A Stone (#8)
Now FUCK OFF – ignoramus …
The essential feature of government is the enforcement of its decrees by beating, killing, and imprisoning.
Those who are asking for more government interference are asking ultimately for more compulsion and less freedom.
#12. To: Deckard (#11)
Ron Paul - Lake Jackson Texas Values
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