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Title: Song: "Ballad of a Cat Killer"
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Published: Oct 5, 2019
Author: Deckard
Post Date: 2019-10-05 06:16:31 by Deckard
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Got a couple a fish, caught em' last night
Ain't gonna eat em' got a better use in sight
Can't say now, but I think it's a GAS!
My neighbor got a cat and I'm a-gonna kill it's ass.

(Chorus)

That cat don't come in my yard no more.
No that cat don't come 'round here no more
I'm a-laughin' at their plight
a-knowin' that I'm right
We ain't gonna see that cat no more.

(Verse 2)

Went out to my gay-rage,
I knew just what to do
That Prestone can was a-sittin' there
Time to bid that cat adieu

a good 12 hours should do the trick
Anticipation set to begin
Poured death into a waiting pan
ans dropped those fishies in

(Repeat Chorus)

(Bridge)

I'm the coolest
I'm the bravest
I'm a legend in my mind

I'll kill the cats, their owners too
At least 'til I'm confined.

(Guitar solo)

Verse 4 Well, some folks say I'm a-crazy
I know that just ain't true
I hope y'all will understand
Killin'-cats is what I do

(Coda)

They say it's wrong but I don't care

Killin'-cats is what I do

I fixed that kitty BUT GOOD! (H/T: TLBSHOW) I say

Killin'-cats is what I do

Killin'-cats is what I do

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#1. To: Deckard (#0)

I like the lyrics due to their poetic meter and the unrelenting narcissism.

Is the tune catchy?

Not everyone is so fond of cats as Americans are. Australia has declared war on them and they aren't the only ones.

Tooconservative  posted on  2019-10-05   11:54:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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