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Title: Least Masculine Society In Human History Decides Masculinity Is A Growing Threat
Source: FromThe Trenches/Babylon Bee
URL Source: https://fromthetrenchesworldreport. ... ity-is-a-growing-threat/253962
Published: Sep 10, 2019
Author: Babylon Bee
Post Date: 2019-09-11 08:31:03 by Deckard
Keywords: None
Views: 267
Comments: 3

Babylon Bee [Satire]

U.S.—As society becomes increasingly dominated by nerds, hipsters, and computer programmers, people have fixated on what they think is our biggest problem: masculinity.

“It’s just toxic and causes nothing but problems,” said Elisha Mcewen, a vegan activist and no threat whatsoever to spiders or tight jar lids. “I was sharing my feelings on masculinity with other men in my drum circle, and we all agreed that if we ever encountered masculinity, we would run far away.” 

Masculinity is said to have in the past been the cause of such things as violence, war, bullying, defeating the Nazis, carving society out of untamed wilderness, and landing men on the moon, but now masculinity is being driven out of society to make sure nothing like those things ever happens again. However, there are reports that masculinity still lurks out there, which is a source of anxiety to modern men and causes them to have upset tummies.

“I am just so worried that somewhere out there someone is still knowingly producing testosterone,” said Wyatt Lockhart, a Twitch streamer who had never thrown a punch outside of a video game. “I constantly have to find a safe place to calm down just thinking about it.”

Duke Miller, a Marine sergeant and one of the few remaining examples of traditional masculinity, was asked about his feelings on the negative view of masculinity, but he seemed confused by the word “feelings” and then punched out an elk just because.

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#1. To: Deckard (#0)

The growing threat are the pussy-whipped fruitcakes and the pansies we keep electing to rule and ruin our lives and our nation.

Liberals are like Slinkys. They're good for nothing, but somehow they bring a smile to your face as you shove them down the stairs.

IbJensen  posted on  2019-09-11   9:21:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Deckard (#0)

Reads like satire. I pray to God that it is.

Hank Rearden  posted on  2019-09-11   16:13:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: IbJensen (#1)

The growing threat are the pussy-whipped fruitcakes and the pansies we keep electing to rule and ruin our lives and our nation.

Absolutely agree. I propose a rally against feminism

paraclete  posted on  2019-09-11   20:49:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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