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LEFT WING LOONS Title: The Nuclear Option–Mueller Day Debacle: Arrest Dems for Elder Abuse The Nuclear Option–Mueller Day Debacle: Arrest Dems for Elder Abuse Charles Hurt Robert Mueller is a very impressive man. Until he opens his mouth. Or, perhaps, he is just a calcified, barnacle-crusted swamp creature long past his prime. If that’s the case and Democrats forced him out of his retirement home to just play along with their silly partisan fantasies, then they should all be rounded up and arrested for elder abuse. Either way, it’s no wonder why Mr. Mueller fought so hard against testifying publicly before Congress. But there he was: in the bright lights on national television sputtering, bumbling and doddering about some report these people kept talking about. Again and again, Mr. Mueller would wander off topic and his mouth would wander off from the microphone. The lights flickered in his eyes as if there was a faulty connection. Democrats, desperate for Mr. Mueller to be the blockbuster star they need to keep their partisan fantasies alive, ran after him like orderlies in an old folks home. They kept bringing him back to the microphone, propping him up and prompting him to repeat lines from the Mueller Report. How confusing it must have been for Mr. Mueller to keep hearing these people go on and on and on about a report that somebody named after him. Democrats and political journalists in Washington — not to repeat myself — for weeks have been yelling at stupid American voters that they are not reading enough of the Mueller Report. It is their Holy Bible and they have become a party of traveling preachers screaming and haranguing that everybody’s going to Hell because they’re not reading enough of the Good Word every day. So I guess it was kind of a shock to realize that everybody in the congressional committee room had read the Mueller Report — except for Bob Mueller. “Eh, do you have the citation, ma’am?” Mr. Mueller asked, flipping hopelessly through the report bearing his name. “And, eh, what portion of the page?” Other times, the poor old man got fooled by words that were not in his report. “Where are you reading from on that?” he inquired, bewildered, searching. “I’m reading from my question,” Rep. F. James Sensenbrenner Jr., Wisconsin Republican, replied gently. If this was supposed to be the movie version of the Mueller Report, it is a box office disaster. If anything, the movie is an even bigger flop than the book was. Lucky for Mr. Mueller and his family, he had come to the one place in America where he was not the biggest buffoon in the room. In that department, Congress can give anybody a run for their money. Disheveled Rep. Steve Cohen, Tennessee Democrat, struggled to prove that President Trump was angry at former Attorney General Jeff Sessions. This, of course, would prove, well, nothing. But in Mr. Cohen’s weak mind, it would prove that Mr. Trump stole the 2016 election. After all, this is the same hack who told disgraced former FBI agent Peter Strzok that he deserved a Purple Heart for his efforts to steal the 2016 election away from Mr. Trump. Anyway, he kept grilling poor Mr. Mueller to provide evidence that Mr. Trump was angry at Mr. Sessions. Mr. Mueller only doddered around painfully and failed to satisfy Mr. Cohen. Just don’t anybody tell Mr. Cohen there is this thing called the internet and it has something called Twitter and if he wants to prove how mad Mr. Trump was at Mr. Sessions, it is all right there on Twitter. In Mr. Trump’s very own words. Yet, still, it proves nothing. At one point, Rep. Hank Johnson, Georgia Democrat, tried to steer Mr. Mueller back to the subject at hand. This is the same intellectual titan who once — and I am not making this up — once asked an admiral in the United States Navy if he was concerned that the weight of the naval base on Guam might cause the Pacific island to tip over and “capsize.” “Uh,” the admiral replied, with a perfectly straight face. “We don’t anticipate that.” Sure, it was a rough day for Mr. Mueller. But lucky for him, he was only up against members of Congress. Post Comment Private Reply Ignore Thread Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest The big Hollyweirdos like Michael Moore and the loons on MSNBC must be utterly humiliated by this performance by Mueller.
#2. To: nolu chan (#0) LOL Loved this article, Charlie. Too funny.
#3. To: WWG1WWA, nolu chan (#2) The Dems will enter a period of mourning for the Mueller Report. MSNBC, hardest hit. The schadenfreude is just too easy.
#4. To: Tooconservative (#3) hardest hit There is a counter parry, and that is "Trump Tower." (1 day ago - Forbes Investigation: The truth behind Trump Tower Moscow. The project at the core of the Robert Mueller investigation wasn't a well-planned ..blah, blah, blah . .). It ain't never over for these vengeful little bastards, and they will try to squeeze the juice out of any crusty lemon ya toss them.
#5. To: randge (#4) It ain't never over for these vengeful little bastards, and they will try to squeeze the juice out of any crusty lemon ya toss them. Even the libmedia is retooling itself, aware that their credibility is totally shot to hell at this point. They've largely immunized Trump against more of these accusations that keep falling apart. Not that they won't try anyway. They can always hope for a crisis they can fall all over.
#6. To: Tooconservative (#3) The Dems will enter a period of mourning for the Mueller Report. Nah. They will just lie and carry on as if all went well. Sloppy Jerry just held a presser and stated in response to Rep. Ted Lieu, that Mueller said the only reason he did seek an indictment of Trump was because of the OLC memo. He "forgot" to mention that Mueller "corrected" (read retracted) that at the beginning of the afternoon session, yesterday. Today Rep. Lieu claimed he thought someone had "gotten to" Mueller between the two sessions. Of course, the way the question was phrased was directly contrary to what was stated in the report. Sloppy Jerry™ is my name for Nadless. Put a new suit on him and he still looks like he slept in it all night.
#7. To: nolu chan (#6) To be honest, Nadler looks like a bitter Humpty-Dumpty.
#8. To: nolu chan (#6) They will teach conservatives (if any conservatives still have stones) to get down in the pits and fight just as dirty. Traditionalists and conservatives will have to make damned sure that they're standing on solid ground so that can't be left hanging in a moral vacuum like the dem's and their friends are now.
#9. To: randge (#8) They will teach conservatives (if any conservatives still have stones) to get down in the pits and fight just as dirty. That sounds like the school of Trump.
#10. To: nolu chan (#9) I dunno. There are delusions that repub politicians must wallow in like: "massive Russian interference in American elections." There are also words that they will NOT UTTER like "Seth Rich" or "Awan brothers." Until these punks get with some honest rhetoric, they are not even ready to begin fighting as nasty as democrats. That includes The Boss.
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