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Title: Report: All Six Men Attracted To Feminists Deeply Affected By Sex Strike
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Babylon Bee
URL Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/report- ... -deeply-affected-by-sex-strike
Published: May 14, 2019
Author: Staff
Post Date: 2019-05-14 08:06:00 by IbJensen
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Views: 1465
Comments: 5
U.S.—According to a new report performed by the American Public Health Association, all six men who are sexually attracted to feminists are already suffering deeply from the ongoing sex strike for abortion rights. The six men in the nation who identify as feminist-attracted include Greg, Sebastien, Shiloh, Ansel, Jade, and Ashley. All of them are from Oregon. "While this sex strike was attempting to affect conservative men, in the end, it's these six sensitive males who will suffer the most," an APHA rep said. "Sebastien is particularly affected, as his girlfriend, Willow, had just come off a sex strike to save a rare species of field mouse in California. He was really looking forward to the end of the sex strike, but once Alyssa Milano and other pseud-celebrities called for a new strike, he realized it was going to be a long summer." "Please keep all of these brave souls in your thoughts and vibes," he added. While it may surprise many to find out that some people are sexually attracted to feminists, there are at least five or six men in America at any given time who suffer from FA (feminist attraction). The condition is categorized as a mental disorder by the American Psychiatric Association, along with people who are attracted to women in Uggs and those who are attracted to Sonic the Hedgehog fanart.
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#1. To: IbJensen, Donnell, Ruby (#0)
#7 Donnell
Should have been posted under "Humor". This is obviously a satire - The Babylon Bee is just like The Onion, but with more of a political bent.
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"Socialism corrupts and Democratic Socialism corrupts Absolutely"!
Maybe its time to seek help?
Nice guys that tell everyone the truth will get cremated by the deepstate. Its like telling a major league batter what the pitcher is going to throw. Deepstate will knock it out of the park every time.
"Socialism corrupts and Democratic Socialism corrupts Absolutely"!
Ron Paul - Lake Jackson Texas Values
#2. To: IbJensen (#0)
The six men in the nation who identify as feminist-attracted include Greg, Sebastien, Shiloh, Ansel, Jade, and Ashley. All of them are from Oregon.
The essential feature of government is the enforcement of its decrees by beating, killing, and imprisoning.
Those who are asking for more government interference are asking ultimately for more compulsion and less freedom.
#3. To: Hondo68 (#1)
#4. To: Justified, deaf, dumb, and Trumpkin (#3)
Ron Paul - Lake Jackson Texas Values
#5. To: Hondo68 (#4)
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