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Humor Title: We need a new cuckoo clock Well, the hours passsed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed in the least......... Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted. Post Comment Private Reply Ignore Thread Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest I told my husband that I would be home by midnight Fag humor... two husbands. Ruined any chance of humor for me I'm the infidel... Allah warned you about. كافر المسلح #2. To: GrandIsland (#1) Fag humor... two husbands. One husband, not two. You're reading gaiety into this joke that isn't there. And the sneaky spouse was drinking margueritas, typically a woman's drink here in the States. Also, tripping on a coffee table drunk and farting is much funnier if it is a woman than a man. Ask your lady to read it and see if she thinks it's two husbands. Maybe you just have issues.
#3. To: Tooconservative, GrandIsland (#2) I thought it was a funny story. I laughed. Thanks for the humor.
#4. To: Tooconservative (#2) You think he has a lady? Oh yeah, yukon in a tutu.
#5. To: Fred Mertz (#4) Yukon lol ~ he kicked your ass so bad, he’s still embedded in your snowflake brain. I'm the infidel... Allah warned you about. كافر المسلح #6. To: GrandIsland, LF Gay Canaries, Fred Mertz (#5) yukon wuz hacked! ![]() #7. To: hondo68, GrandIsland, Fred Mertz (#6) This was just a harmless joke thread. It wasn't about yucko or his gay husband. Maybe I should have stuck with my no-posting policy for LF. F'in trolls. You can't help yourselves apparently.
#8. To: Tooconservative (#7) After re-reading the joke... I can see your point. Just didn’t make sense that a drunk woman would trip and fart. Sounds like something a dude would do. I'm the infidel... Allah warned you about. كافر المسلح #9. To: GrandIsland (#8) Here's the (2007 suicide) comic Richard Jeni, explaining about women's farting habits.
#10. To: Tooconservative (#7) F'in trolls. You can't help yourselves apparently. We like red meat. It's too hard to resist.
#11. To: Fred Mertz (#10) (Edited) This is why we can't have nice things. Bedtime.
#12. To: GrandIsland (#8) Drunk dudettes trip and also fart.
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