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The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they began to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,'" and he left. The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple were still waiting. While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if it didn't work out; could you get a divorce in heaven? After yet another month, St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven.” "Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?” St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple. "OH, COME ON!," St. Peter shouted. "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer? Poster Comment: So true,so true, Post Comment   Private Reply   Ignore Thread   Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest #1. To: sneakypete, Vicomte13 (#0) Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer? Be patient, Vic will be along soon. ;^) Hondo68  posted on  2018-12-12   14:18:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2. To: hondo68 (#1) Be patient, Vic will be along soon. ;^) To get there, I would have to die. I don't have plans on it. Vicomte13  posted on  2018-12-12   15:24:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #3. To: Vicomte13 (#2) (Edited) To get there, I would have to die. I don't have plans on it. You figure you're immortal? Won't find that in the Catechism. Hondo68  posted on  2018-12-12   15:25:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #4. To: hondo68 (#3) You figure you're immortal? We'll find out. Maybe the world will end before I die. Maybe I'll live as long as Methuselah, or longer. Who knows? I don't. Vicomte13  posted on  2018-12-12   19:53:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest

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