Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too! Source:
war URL Source:[None] Published:Jan 13, 2010 Author:war Post Date:2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war Keywords:None Views:1525172 Comments:3288
Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads.
(Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread.
I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
"The Ballad of Bobby Scott!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "The Ballad of Curtis Loew")
Well I used to live in Richmond before my kids were born... Fixin' up ol' neighborhoods to make myself some do-ough... Guv'ment was way too Lib'ral...schools failed the kids a lot... Tax and spend, Left wastes our money, led by RATS like Bobby Scott!!
Bob Scott is a black RAT, with white Lib'ral friend$... When you gave yer legal bribes, Scott'd be quite debonair... Too "kewel" to be a hiphop bro, liked to say "I'm soooo Elite!!" Left'd give Bobby their money, his word he'd fail to keep!!
Bobby, be gone...Bobby Scott, yer a joke!! Yer answer's always "Guv'ment"...hatred you do stoke!! FReepers know you are useless, the voters won't be fooled!! 'Cuz Bobby Scott is a RAT bootlicker...high time fer someone new!!
Single nearin' fifty, strange rumors hounded him... Bobby usedta win big, now 3rd District's tired of him!! Fols, lend a hand, help us FReep...let's unseat this slime!! Term Limits are up to you... It's Revolution, Richmond-style!!
Socialism's wrong...Winsome roll, lady roll!! We'll help Sears raise some money...Semper Fi, we go!! Bobby Scott is just useless, his bills they always lose!! Vote Winsome Sears on November 2nd, 'cuz it's yer Right to choose!!
Yes ma'am...
(excellent guitar-jammin' interlude)
On that day ol' Bobby lied, "I promise, things will change!!" Good people cast their votes, Bobby rued his Judgement Day!! Bobby served out his time, singin' the Black RAT Blues... But when he called fer racial strife, Dem voters said, "YOU LOSE!!"
Big Guv'ment's wrong...Winsome roll, hey Winsome roll!! DemRATS subsist on FEAR, but Lib'rals ain't got no soul!! FReepers say it's sweet Justice, helpin' Bobby Scott to lose... But Winsome Sears' a righteous leader...3rd District, she's good news!!
Mudboy Slim (07/31/2004)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2766. To: Diva Betsy Ross, MoJo2001, MeekOneGOP, Luis Gonzalez, stand watie, ironman, FreeTheHostages (#2765)
"RATS Loathe Liberty!!" (To be sung to U2's "Shadows and Tall Trees")
Out on the cold DeeCee streets we fight... I FReep to myself 'bout empowerin' the Right!! We counter-protest...our bravest ain't lame... Rejectin' Left's Power's the name of the game!!
Who loves Left's Power?!! Oppressin' what's Right... RATS want folks on their knees... Sedition's unwise!! Left mocks Christ's pain...Reagan's Liberty!! Rush'll talk o'er Left's spin... Right shall FReep fer the FRee!!
Yes, I know...you'll know... Truth be told...Right's BOLD!! Yes, I know...
RATS LOATHE Liberty... Right loves bein' FRee... RATS LOVE Tyranny... Right loves Liberty!!
Life's not fer Lib'rals... Left KILLS...no shame... Ronald Brown's MURDER is SlickWillie's stain!! RATS mock and blame...Reagan's Legacy!! We shall FReep fer the FRee!!
Yes, I know...you know... Must be bold...good folks... 'Cuz Right knows!!
(Git there...)
Do YOU fear the FRee?! Slav'ry thwarts big dreamin'... 'Tis why LeftWing's squealin'!! Socialists deny hope... That's why Left is reelin'!!
Yes, I know...you'll know... Go and VOTE...yes, VOTE!! Right shall vote!!
RATS LOATHE Liberty!! Right loves bein' FRee!! RATS LOVE Tyranny!! Right loves Liberty!!
As we PROceed with the inevitABLE DEVOlutION of Power from the Federal LEVIathon 2 the States, LOCALities, and Individuals, the States SHALL ASSUME much GREATer authority AND RESPONSIBILITY 4 many aspects of R lives. This is FAAAR preferABLE 2 the present DeeCee-centric model wherein the worst of the WORST AmerIcanZ vie 4 the assumed "right" 2 control/rule us all. Therefore, we need 50 State Legislatures and 50 Governors 2 stand up and DEMAND RESTITUTION of States' rights AND individual rights!!
Quite sincereLEE...MUD😎
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"Don't Surrender!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")
Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATS' tyranny's built fer fools... We learn more from the FReepublic Forum, Nation, then we ever learned in school!! We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud... Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!! We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!! So git up and FReep now...
Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all who remember... Yer Effete, Kerry, you'll surrender!! We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend... RATS retreat, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
DemRAT faces are mad and cold... Left's schemes are weak and olde... We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin... And Right's ready to stand tall again!! We hear the Lib'rals voices cheerin' fer John... DemRATS, they ain't too smart!! Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own... Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!
Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... "No retreat...Dubyuh won't surrender!!" George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!! Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!
Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!! We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Lib'ral spin... Culture War's the fight we're wagin'... RATS say the fault's ours fer the war we're winnin'... I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...damn the Lib'rals' dread!! Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our head!!
Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... "No retreat, Country won't surrender!!" George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!! Boldly FReep, Nation don't surrender!!
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on 10/28/2004, 2:00:58 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2775. To: stand watie, Landru, jla, MeekOneGOP, FBD, BOBTHENAILER, Liz, joanie-f, AuntB, PhiKapMom (#2773)
"Right's All 'Bout TRUTH!!" (To be sung to the Who's "Gettin' In Tune")
Right's seekin' yer Vote 'cuz the LeftWing's Hell!! Sosh'list Whore'd Right's slayin'... Right shall defend our hard-earned FReedoms!! DemRATS are just evil Traitors!!
Righteous throng is inspired, as Reagan would say... "We don't want Big Guv'ment!!" And when we hear all Left's LIES, DemRATS love Tyranny... Left loathes self-empowerment!!
Right's FReepin' fer Truth...Right's 'bout Truth!! Fight fer Truth...the Right's all 'bout Truth!! RightWing's 'bout Truth!! (RightWing's 'bout Truth) RightWing is Good!! (RightWing is Good) Right's all 'bout Truth!!
Fight 'til Guv'ment's shackles are shed... We're FReepin' 'til Lib'ralism's dead!! Mudboy's bangin' on his new piano... Right's FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow!! (FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow) FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATS' vision's narrow!! (FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATS' vision's narrow) Yeah, Right's FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors!! (FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors)
Right's seekin' yer Vote 'cuz the LeftWing's Hell... And RATS' Power is reelin'!! We're 'bout Liberty...reject fear from your hearts... FReedom is appealing!!
Right's FReepin' fer Truth...Right's 'bout Truth!! Fight fer Truth...the Right's all 'bout Truth!! RightWing's 'bout Truth!! (RightWing's 'bout Truth) RightWing is Good!! (RightWing is Good) Right's all 'bout Truth!!
Fight 'til Guv'ment's shackles are shed... We're FReepin' 'til Lib'ralism's dead!! Mudboy's bangin' on his new piano... Right's FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow!! (FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow) FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATS' vision's narrow!! (FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATS' vision's narrow) Yeah, Right's FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors!! (FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors)
Mudboy Slim (07/27/2004)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2777. To: All John FEYrie PHanz, plus Howlin, EternalVigilance, Luis Gonzalez, Liz, Libloather, mhking, tomkow6, bigman (#2776)
"Massachusetts Dweeb!!" (To be sung to Mountain's "Mississippi Queen")
(Mudboy on cowbell...BigMan and CM on guitar)
Massachusetts Dweeb...got Lib'rals on their knees... Massachusetts FReeak...he taxes everything!! Kerry committed TREASON...when he LIED 'bout Vietnam!! John's a Hanoi Hero...he's Islamo-Fascist's dream!! Lib'ralism's a cancer...fer Liberty we all fight!! RightWing's a'whuppin' Dem fools...Lib'ral arses we'll kick!! Vote 'gainst the RAT Party...'cuz world's fate is Right!!
Massachusetts Dweeb...Enemy of the FRee... Massachusetts FReeak...Kerry lies 'bout everything!! This Nation needs leaders...who'll take a righteous stand... Good folks, they tell Dubyuh, "We'll do what we can!!" John Edwards thinks he's pretty...DemRATS whimper and whine!! Poor Left...conserv'tive dudes are fightin' fer Bush... Gonna whup RAT Party 'cuz Left's lost its mind!!
(CM and BigMan jammin' guitars)
We gotta vote 'gainst RATboy...MUD tunes're groovin' on-line... Poor Left, Dem festerin' fools...are gettin' butts kicked... Gonna whup RAT Party 'cuz Left's lost their minds!! Heeyyyy!! Taxachusetts FReeak!!
Mudboy Slim (09/02/2004)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2779. To: Cyber-Band, Darksheare, Libertina, Ragtime Cowgirl, Mia T, jla, LiberteeBell (#2778)
"Power: Bring It!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "Powderfinger")
Look out, Lib'rals, we're the RightWing...bound to keep on winnin'!! With ol' JimRob FReepin' fer the flag...an interestin' tale. I think yer nominee, John...Kerry's a guaranteed loser who's destined to fail!! It's time fer Slick Willie to pay...Clinton'll git his JusticeDay!! Days are numbered...Clinton LIED, yes he's SCUM!! Lib'rals, we'll denigrate!!
Willie's gone, the HildaBeast's waitin' fer her chance, now!! Big John's been sinkin'...Lib'rals want that Howie-dude!! So the powers that be sent me here to do the FReepin'... And I'm not quite forty-two...I'm done ponderin' what to do... We'll Liberate Iraq...and Destroy Dem Lib'ral FOOLS!!
Limbaugh's fightin' fer our land...FReedom's endurin'!! Rush told me, "Slick is SCUM, son, LeftWing is good fer nothin'!!" But when that gunshot hit Ron Brown, we saw it comin'... Lib'rals LIE until they die...Clinton's crimes the Medyuh hides!! Then we FReeped Black...and the Truth made the headlines!!
Liberty's not 'bout Power, it's much bigger!! Slick Willie shall be caught...Bill pulled the trigger!! Tyranny endures when good men dither... We must CONVICT Slick's scum...Ashcroft's left much undone!! RE-IMPEACH RAT's Number One, send Slick to prison!!
Mudboy Slim (5/12/04)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"JessieLee and JakeySteve!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "FrankieLee and JudasPriest")
Well, JessieLee and JakeySteve, They were the Best of FRiends!! So when JessieLee cried out, "JUSTICE or SHAME!!" Jakey hollered out...MUD's boy could sing!! We sang, "DemRATS are ALL Fools!!" Up then walk'd a PUNK called "Macker!!" MUD said, "Gimme Slick, TerrieBoy!! Yer loss shall be MUD's gain!!"
Well, MackerBoy, he sat right down Drew his fingers to his chin, Folks, with the bold eyes of Mudboy on him, PUNK's head began to spin. "Would ya please not stare at me like that," PUNK said, "Mudboy, I know yer Right!! Still, you know how RATS must sell their souls... FReepers just won't let me hide."
Well, Mudboy, he just grinned )8^D! and said, "Let's FIGHT!! I'll Teach you FEAR!! PUNK, you'd better hurry 'n TESTIFY... Yes, you know Willie's SCUM, 'Cuz MUD knows you and Slick are QUEER!!" "I'm gonna start my quittin' right now, Just tell me Why You FReep!!"
Mudboy pointed down the road... And said, "FerLiberty!!" "FerLiberty?!!" said MackerPee, Squeeealy voice like a girls in FRight!! "That's Right," said Mudboy Slim, "FerLiberty... Good FReepers call it 'PARADISE!!'"
"I won't give you Slick, Mudboy!!" Said McAuliffe oh so Vile.... "All Right," said Mudboy Slim, "We'll FReep ya 'til ya RESIGN!!"
Well, MackerPUNK, he kneeled right down... Terry kissed MUD's hairy feet... When just then a dude named Limbaugh... Burst upon the scene, Saying, "Are you Mudboy Slim, the FReeper, Whose father captain'd ships?! 'Cuz if you are, There's some jackass callin' you WHACKO!! And they say his name is Slick."
"Woah, Rush...Slick ain't MUD's FRiend," Said Mudboy Slim that night, "I do recall Slick very well, Clinton, he shall feel MUDZ Bite!!" "Yes, yer the one," said El Rushbo, Sittin' there near the WhiteHouse, "Well, my message is, 'Mudboy, Let's ROLL!! RE-IMPEACH RATS' LOUSE!!!'"
Well, MackerPee, he panicked, He stopped kissin' Slim and ran... Until he came up to the spot Where WillieSlick did stand. "What kind of man is MUD?" PUNK said, "Why won't MUD leave US ALONE?!" "It's not yer House," said Mudboy Slim, "It's not yer House...it's MUD's Home!!"
Well, WillieSlick, he trembled, His bowels lost all control!! Over all the crimes and chicks he'd RAPED... Now, MUD's Justice was on a roll!! Slick just stood there staring... From the BigHouse where we put our SCUM!! With four and twenty boyfriends... Just buggerin' SlickWillie's bum. (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!...sorry)
Yes, FReepers still care about our Liberty, Gettin' JUSTICE, therefore WE FReep!! And, foamin' at the mouth, MUD began to make his midnight FReeps. For sixteen nights and days MUD raved, But on the seventeenth he burst... Into the arms of Missuz MUD, Which is where MUD quenched his thirst!!
(Mudboy HOOtin' on the Harp!!)
Lib'rals tried to save Ol' Slick... But FReepers swatted them away like pests!! Except, of course, Left's first Black Prez-uh-dent... Whom they called WillieJeff. And he just walked along, alone, With his guilt so well revealed, And muttered underneath his breath, "Mudboy Made Slick SQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL!!!!"
Well, the moral of the story, The moral of this song, Is simply that RATS should never be... Given Power...Left IS Wrong!! So when you see your neighbor carryin' somethin', Help him with his load, But Don't go mis-Votin' fer DemonRATS... 'Cuz they're all just Chi-Com HO's!!
Mudboy Slim (12/24/2002)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2784. To: Conspiracy Guy, backhoe, A K A Stone, conservativemusician, BufordP, goldilucky, BOBTHENAILER, FBD, iceskater, jla, dead (#2782)
"Walk On The VILE Side!!" (To be sung to Lou Reed's "Walk On the Wild Side!!")
Willie came from Little Rock, A-R-K... Politicked his way across the U-S-A. RAPED some women on the way... Killed his "friends" 'cuz he was the Prez - Slick said: "Hey Knaves, take a walk on the Vile Side!!" Said "Hey Lib'rals, take a walk on the Vile Side!!"
John Huang came from Beijing in Red China. In Slick's White House, Illegal Funds he laundered!! But Huang never lost the Prez... 'Cuz Slick's TREASON required bread - Huang said... "Hey Bill, sell yer NUKES to the Chi-Coms!!" Said, "Hey Willie, Sell the Rope to hang yer side!!" And Left's MedyuhShills go, doo dodoo (7x on F C)
Tobackky Al never once gave it away, Chi-Com monks hadta pay and pay!! Corruption here fer some TREASON there... Clinton's White House is the place where they said: "Hey kids, take a walk on the VileSide!!" Said "Waco kids, we'll send tanks to make YOU FRY!!"
BourbonBirch Teddy picked up Mary Jo... Looking for some lovin' from his two-bit HO!! Drove into the Chappaquiddick, drowned his date then split the scene - Ted said: "Hey Bobby, Kennedy's can't commit crimes..." Said, "Hey Jack, DemonRATS...Ain't We ALL Vile?!!"
HildaBeast's just fading away, Thought she was VeePee in her day. Lib'ral Wretch, she covets cash, Prison's where RAT BI+C#'ll breathe her last - she said:
"Hey Hubbell, thanks fer sirin' my only child!!" MUD Said, "NooYawkers, Don't Y'all Got Any Pride?!" And the DemonRATS go, doo dodoo (7x on F C)
Mudboy Slim...first FReeped 20 July 1997 (re-FReeped 18 February 2003)
33 posted on 7/30/2004, 1:53:03 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
Heh heh heh...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2786. To: Landru, conservativemusician, budwiesest, EdZep, ironman, kristinn, joanie-f (#2782)
"War-RATS!!" (To be sung to the Who's "Bargain")
Fer Righteous Truths will will fight you... Fer Justice, we'll give all we have!! The RightWing, we'll triumph ev'ry time and we're MAD!!
DemRATS support Vice...they like Tyrants!! Left's words are just Socialist swill!! Fer Power, RATS're STOOOPID, olde, and sad!!
The Left promotes TREASON... Reject Dem Leftist RATS!! Dethrone Dem Leftist RATS!!
Right's boldly standin' and fightin'... Our FReedoms have been dearly bought... Fer Justice, Right's gotta lead US to the top!!
Kerry's sayin' LIES just to trick you... Hanoi John's no good...Fight The Man!! He LIED, too, 'bout his "brothers" in Viet Nam!!
Right must fight 'gainst Treason... The Left Loves Tyranny!! The Left LOATHES all who're FRee!!
The Left's all 'bout Power... The whole Human Race shall be better... Our wealth is worth nuthin'...if we lose. Left's just Commie SCUYM, don't be fooled... Left's PRO-sedition!! But Right's working to preserve Liberty!! The FReepers need YOU!!
Right's boldly standin' and fightin'... Our FReedoms have been dearly bought... Our Nation...depends on soldiers atop the Wall!!
Right'll pay any price just to win this... Culture War's 'bout Good against Bad!! Must fight fools...Right can't empower RATS' Lib'ralMan!!
Right shall win with Honor!! Rejoice...Lib'ralism's DEAD!! Rejoice...Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Mudboy Slim
70 posted on 8/2/2004, 4:19:08 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
IMPEACH Virginia Governor Terrie "The RAT-PUNK FEYrie" MacAuliffe...NOW!!
Quite sincereLEE...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2794. To: All witNESSes 2 the Grand DEVOlution...Xcept U, YOO and hoo else is OUT THERE?! (#2782)
(Edited)
"WellCOME 2 the Grand DEVOlutION...
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"Shed Powers!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")
Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' Kerry... Votin' fer some rich bloke you don't know... Well, Hanoi John LOATHES the FRee...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!! He's a Massachusetts Lib'ral to the bone!!
Devolve Power, Prez'dent Donald!! Devolve Power!! Our Righteous dreams can be real when TRUMP leads U.S. now!! That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals... Must devolve Power to the States... States, devolve Power to the Counties... Folks, it's TIME we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Now hear me, DemokRATZ...Right did Liberate Iraq!! Folks're FRee 'cuz George Dubyuh led the way!! Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes... )8^D>X***lOl. N R Righteous Quest 4 Independence Day!!
Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!! Our Righteous dreams shall be real when TRUMP leads U.S. now!! That's Right...WE CAN devolve Power 2 individuals!! Must devolve Power 2 the States!! States, devolve Power 2 the Cities!! Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!
(guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude)
Devolve Power, Prez'dent Donald!! Devolve Power!! R Righteous dreams shall B real when TRUMP leads U.S. now!! That's Right...WE CAN devolve Power 2 individuals!! Must devolve Power 2 the States!! States, devolve Power 2 the Counties!! Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!! TRUMP, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Mudboy Slim (revised 2 June 2017)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day... Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet. Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolved around her Sun. [MUDZ Earth to Jewel's Sun] Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girrrrl's makin' me burn!! Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!" Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love Meeeee, BOY!!" But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down... GOODBYE...my FRagile flame!! Girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!! Nation, washed with blood...LIES, the Lib'ral's Shame...
I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!! I still hear Slick's laughter...Bill LIES to hisself. Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!! I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...=^D How quick the floor can...drop away-ay-ay-ay!!!! God Bless my bitten land...must kick some Righteous A$$... Fer what Left did to me!! Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled...IGNORED everything... Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUDZ world to Black... SLAUGHTERED 'bout all I see...All that I am...All I'll Beeeeee...YEAH!!!!
Un hunh...un hunh...woo...
I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife... I know she'll be MY Star... But somebody else must Show Some Spine!! IT'S TIME!! JUSTICE BE THINE!!! How can it be?! It Can't be...it Shan't be!! Muuuuuuuuuuuuud...AH HA AHHH!! Oooh...ah yeah...YEAH!!
Mudboy Slim and the Centaurs (9/18/01)...one week A.W.T.C.
"Alright folks...this is gonna be the big thread, the first one to break 10,000 replies."
Actually, it's taking too long to load and some good FRiends' 'puters ain't loading it at all, so this is gonna be twenty (20) 500-post threads. But when that "Black XX" hits 500, Terry McAuliffe SHALL B in Prison and the EX-Traitor-in-Chief will be RE-Impeached, Convicted, Dethroned, De- Pensioned, Indicted, Convicted, Imprisoned, and We'll have Thrown Away the Key!!!"
I GARE-ron-FReepin'-TEE IT!!
Quite SincereLEE...MUD
1 posted on 10/10/2001, 6:19:21 AM by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.negotiable!!)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2798. To: William Jefferson Blythe Clinton, dwbh, MurryMom (#2797)
"Mr. EX-Prez'dent" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Mr. Banker")
Oh yeah...oooh...
Mr. EX-Prez'dent...Slick Willie... How much does Power mean?! Won't you reconsider, Willie?! Won't you do this thing fer me?!
RESIGN right now!! Be gone, you whore!! Nixon did, Slick...Even the Score!! Sir, won't you RESIGN, Mister EX-Prez'dent... Won't you RESIGN 'fore we RE-IMPEACH?! Oh Mister EX-Prez'dent, please... Slick, listen to MUD's sound...
(MUD harpin' fer his dinner and The Big Man puttin' a hurtin' on his Les Paul)
Now, I'm plum PISSED OFF, Slick Willie... Said hey, Mister EX-Prez'dent...you've damaged MY Country!! Won'tcha reconsider, Willie... Won't U just RESIGN 4 me?!
I told ya, Willie... Said, "Git outta my House...you Chi-Com Whore!! Slick, YOU killed them Waco children...you left a scar!! Oh, won't you RESIGN, Balkan Butcher... Won't you RESIGN afore I git MEAN?! BOY, won'tcha RESIGN, please?!"
FReegards...MUD
4 Posted on 09/25/2000 10:07:09 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Ya can't say I don't warn ya, ya sleazy, traitorous, rapin', mass-murderin' ba$+ard!!
MUD
3 posted on 10/10/2001, 6:29:20 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"Ripple" (To be sung to The Grateful Dead's "Ripple")
If my words did flow...from talk radio with Limbaugh... And my tunes were played...on that M-TeeVee... Would you hear my views comin' through the music?! Would you hold them near as if they were yer own?
I can't help myself...my thoughts must be spoken... Perhaps they're better left unsung. )=^D Yes, I know...folks don't really care... Still, FReedom songs'll soon fill the air!!
Ripples in still water... If Left feels no sense of loss...they have no soul!! Raise up yer voice...tell Slick why you're angry!! Once the Truth is known, we'll see Slick's End!! Let it be known...It's Prison for Clinton!! 'Cuz we have Laws, WE'LL CONVICT this "man."
Bill must be told...to take the highway... GIT OUT!! BE GONE!! Folks, we'll make it RIGHT!! And once Slick goes, Lib'rals can follow... BIG GUV'MENT POWER, WE SHALL DISOWN!!
Ripples in still water...
When you fail to raise your voice...no one will know!! You can choose...to keep yer silence... But once Slick falls, y'all be on yer own!! FReepers make yer stand...let The Right Guide you... Yes, I know the way...I will take you home!!
La de da da da...La da ah da da da ahhh... La da dahh da dah da da da ahhhh... La de da da da...La da ah da da da ahhh... La da dahh da dah da da da ahhhh...
MUD (8/17/98)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2802. To: LiberteeBell, MeekOneGOP, stand watie, cherry_bomb88, FBD, Taxman, staytrue, tgslTakoma, 88 (#2801)
"RATZ Stain!!" (To be sung to Arlo Guthrie's "Last Train")(EMA #9.11)
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We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... RightWing must git ourselves prepared... 'Cuz Lib'rals are just stains on our Glory... Good folks, you must become aware!!
Reagan, he ain't here to show the Right Way... Fool RATS been lyin' that "they care"!! But Justice is the cost of our Glory... FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
(A little guitar pickin')
DemonRATS been lyin' 'bout all their "programs"... Enslavin' the Hungry and Poor... FReepin's our ticket to a vast, future Glory!! Meet that "stranger" whose been FReepin' right next door!!
Right, make yer stand fer good tomorrows... RATS, they'll be trouble 'til they're gone!! We are all just messengers fer the Lord's Faith and Glory... Fightin' fer a bright new dawn!!
We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... RightWing, it's time to show we care!! We are on a quest fer Truth'n'Glory... FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
Mudboy Slim
568 posted on Friday, December 03, 2004 7:37:07 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2803. To: ken5050, ForGod'sSake, BraveMan, FreeTheHostages, PhiKapMom, AuntB, sultan88, M. Thatcher, dead (#2782)
"Where Has All Left's Power Gone?!!" (To be sung to the Kingston Trio's version of Pete Seeger's "Where Have All the Flowers Gone?")
Where has all Left's Power gone? Left's time's passing. Where are all the new programs? Slash spending...NOW!! Where has all Left's Power gone? Clinton tricked Dems, ev'ry one!! Lib'rals will never learn!! Leftists will never learn!!
Where have all the Lib'rals gone? Left's time's passing. Where have all the Lib'rals gone? RATS' slime must go!! Where have all the Lib'rals gone? RATS loathe FReedom, Commie SCUM!! Lib'rals will never learn!! Why won't Left ever learn?!
Where have all the Tyrants gone? Soddom's gassing!! Where have all the Tyrants gone? They live in holes. Where have all the Tyrants gone? Righteous soldiers bravely won!! Tyrants shall always burn!! Tyrants will always burn!!
Where have all the Sosh'lists gone? Long night's passing. Where have all the Sosh'lists gone? Left's reign is o'er!! Where have all the Sosh'lists gone? The mass graveyards we've undug. Why won't the Commies learn?! Tyrants will always burn!!
Where have all the Patriots gone? RightWing's FReepin'!! Where has Ronald Reagan gone? He's Right above!! Where has all Left's Power gone? Devolve Power...ev'ry one!! When will y'all ever learn? Tyrants shall always BURN!!
FReegards...MUD (06/23/2004/b>)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
The Governor, Lieutenant Governor, Attorney General, judges, members of the State Corporation Commission, and all officers appointed by the Governor or elected by the General Assembly, offending against the Commonwealth by malfeasance in office, corruption, neglect of duty, or other high crime or misdemeanor may be impeached by the House of Delegates and prosecuted before the Senate, which shall have the sole power to try impeachments. When sitting for that purpose, the senators shall be on oath or affirmation, and no person shall be convicted without the concurrence of two-thirds of the senators present. Judgment in case of impeachment shall not extend further than removal from office and disqualification to hold and enjoy any office of honor, trust, or profit under the Commonwealth; but the person convicted shall nevertheless be subject to indictment, trial, judgment, and punishment according to law. The Senate may sit during the recess of the General Assembly for the trial of impeachments.
Good 2 know...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."