Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too! Source:
war URL Source:[None] Published:Jan 13, 2010 Author:war Post Date:2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war Keywords:None Views:1523832 Comments:3288
Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads.
(Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread.
I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
#1875. To: All U hoo DARE 2 emul8 TRUMPsterz and dittoheadz... (#1874)
"Swerve me? The path to my fixed purpose is laid with iron rails, whereon my soul is grooved to run. Over unsounded gorges, through the rifled hearts of mountains, under torrents' beds, unerringly I rush!" -- Captain Ahab, aka John "Bonzo" Bonham... "Moby Dick..ick..ick..ick..."
(Compliments of the Linus 4tunez program.)
Que sera sera...whatever will B, SHALL be...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-Rulls?!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "What's Your Name?")
Folks, It's Time To ROCK, RATS're noisey, I should know!! We'll be yer FReedomWriters... Dubyuh, lead US to the show Right done made some plans for movin' US to the Right!! So, find a Lib'ral dweeb And I know Y'ALL Can Teach Her Right!!
(Chorus) Where's yer shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!! Where's RATS' shame?!! Children you ain't, little girl!! Won't you act yer age?!!
Left Can Go to HELL!! Lord, DemRATS are a mess!! It seems that one of Slick's crew... Hadta go and hadta CONFESS, oh yes!! Well, the police said, "Slick Can't Rape Anymore!!" What a shame... Won't you come and FReep, World... And meet Ol' MUD the ClintonBane!!
Where's yer shame, Fascist Whore'd?! Where's yer shame?! Shootin' you straight, little girl? Left's Hands're Bloody-Stained!!
(Chorus) Why Must YOU Rape, WillieBoy?! Why d'ya RAPE?! Whuppin' U straight, SlickWillie... Yer Just Mudboy's PREY!!!
(Guitar Jammin')
(Chorus) Where's yer SHAME, Lib'uh-rulls? Fer Viet Nam?!! Lib'rals are FREAKS, don'tcha know?! Voters, don't be lame!!
Gonna ROCK the NextAge... Right, Git Ready to ROLL!! We got Sick Tyrant Thugs to SMITE... To do one more show, oh no... Gonna git Slick a PrisonHome... Won't that be grand?! When I come parole each year... MUDZ Gonna FReep Slick Again...and AGAIN!!
POWER is RATS' Aim, Lib-uh-rulls... Left, Show Shame!! Confessin' is GREAT, mindless WHORE'd... Ignorance ain't no shame!!! Just Show Yer Shamed...by the Left!! Show Yer Shame!! Socialists HATE...LIBERTY!! Don't YOU Join RATS' Shame!!
#1878. To: ConservativeMusicians Across the GLOBE!! (#1877)
"FRiends of Slick Willie" (To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")
We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down. Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around. Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes... But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!! Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight... TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!
Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!! Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!! Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime... No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!! Leftists know Clinton's not Right... Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!
I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there. Took my hard-earned dollar bill but I vanquished their PUNK, Terry. Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right... DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!! I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight... Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!
Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night. The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight. Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!! And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!! Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!" Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!! No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine. I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!
(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)
Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night. The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!! Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale... And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary... Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free. Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!! No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!! Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!! Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!
Mudboy Slim
799 posted on Saturday, February 08, 2003 6:44:41 PM by Mudboy Slim (RATS're IGNORANT DOLTS...Educate Dems into ThinkingConservatives!!)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1880. To: A K A Stone, Action-America, Cyber-Band, BearzQuagmire, war (#1864)
"Positively 4th Street" (by Bob Dylan)
You've gotta lotta nerve, to say you are my friend. When I was down, you just stood there grinnin'. You've gotta lotta nerve, to say you got a helping hand to lend. You just want to be on the side that's winnin'
You say you've lost your faith, but that's not where its at. Ya have no faith to lose - an' ya know it. Do you take me for such a fool, to think I'd make contact With a one who tries to hide what he don't know to begin with?
You see me on the street. You always act surprised. Ya say "How are you?" "Good luck." But ya don't mean it. When you know as well as me, you'd rather see me paralized, Why don't you just come out once and scream it?
No, I do not feel that good when I see the heartbreaks you embrace. If I was a master thief perhaps I'd rob them. And tho I know you're dissatisfied with your position and your place. Don't you understand, its not my problem?
I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes And just for that one moment I could be you. Yes, I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes. You'd know what a drag it is to see you.
PRE...mud
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1881. To: A K A Stone, George W. Bush, Reagan Man, Cheney Chick, dead, Landru, EdZep, jla (#1864)
"Behind Left's Lies" (To be sung to The Who's "Behind Blue Eyes")
No one knows what it's like...to be Left's BagMan... To be Slick's Stag, man...Behind Left's Spies!! No one knows what it's like... To be Hated, Lib'rally-Jaded, Believin' all Dem LIES!!
Aid my dreams...fer "T." McAuliffe... Help MUD's Prescience come to be!! Righteous Power...Devolved Nobly... Right's Goal is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!
No one knows what it's like... To know Slick's Tyranny...like I do...and I blame YOU!! No one fights back this hard 'gainst Left's Evil... None of MUD's Pain and Woe...shall show through!!
Folks, my dreams...they aren't that risky... Heed MUD's Prescience...Follow Thee!! Po' McAuliffe, he's MUD's only... Slim's GOAL is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!! (eee-eeeeeee-ummmmm!!)
(Big Man gettin' busy on the GeeTAR!!)
When my fist clenches, 'tis Verboten!! Hell, Yeah!! I'll use it 'cuz MUD's NO Fool!! Networks smile, tell me their bad news... Still, Mudboy laughs at their Leftist drool!! FRiends, if I swallow the Med'yuh's EVIL... Strap yer fingers roun' MUD's throat!!! If I back down, please give me a whuppin'... Righteous Swarm!! Leftists...Fear the VOTE!!
(Yep...the BigMan wailin' on his new LesPaul)
No one knows what it's like...to be the bad man To be the mad man...REJECT Left's Lies!!
FReegards...MUD
40 posted on Thursday, January 17, 2002 2:59:46 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
From the Halls of Montezuma, To the shores of Tripoli, We fight our country's battles In the air, on land and sea. First to fight for right and freedom, and to keep our honor clean; We are proud to claim the title of UNITED STATES MARINE.
Our flag's unfurled to every breeze From dawn to setting sun. We have fought in every clime and place Where we could take a gun. In the snow of far off northern lands and in sunny tropic scenes, You will find us always on the job, THE UNITED STATES MARINES.
Here's health to you and to our Corps Which we are proud to serve. In many a strife we've fought for life And never lost our nerve. If the Army and the Navy Ever look on Heaven's scenes, They will find the streets are guarded by UNITED STATES MARINES
HOOOYYYYAAAAHHHH!!!
FReegards...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Stand Navy down the field, sails set to the sky. We'll never change our course, so Army you steer shy-y-y-y. Roll up the score, Navy, Anchors Aweigh. Sail Navy down the field and sink the Army, sink the Army Grey. Get underway, Navy, Decks cleared for the fray, We'll hoist true Navy Blue So Army down your Grey-y-y-y. Full speed ahead, Navy; Army heave to, Furl Black and Grey and Gold and hoist the Navy, hoist the Navy Blue
Blue of the Seven Seas; Gold of God's great sun Let these our colors be Till all of time be done-n-n-ne, By Severn shore we learn Navy's stern call: Faith, courage, service true With honor over, honor over all.
Revised Lyrics by George D. Lottman
Stand, Navy, out to sea, Fight our battle cry; We'll never change our course, So vicious foe steer shy-y-y-y. Roll out the TNT, Anchors Aweigh. Sail on to victory And sink their bones to Davy Jones, hooray!
Anchors Aweigh, my boys, Anchors Aweigh. Farewell to college joys, We sail at break of day-ay-ay-ay. Through our last night on shore, Drink to the foam, Until we meet once more. Here's wishing you A happy voyage home.
172 posted on 02/03/2003 2:57 PM EST by tomkow6
308 posted on Monday, February 03, 2003 3:06:47 PM by Mudboy Slim (FReep the World!!)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"Stranglehold!!" (To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")
Here we come again, Bill Clinton... Gonna RE-Impeach!! Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!! Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!! Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long... You know Truth's here to stay!! Got you in a stranglehold, Willie... RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!
Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?! What were YOU thinkin', you hound?! Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR... Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!! Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee... Socialism's sooooo passe'!! Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country... Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!
(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)
FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!! Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!! The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same... They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!
Come on...FReepersUP!! Come on...FReepersUP!! Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!! Come on...Slick's a BUM!! Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!! Come on come on come on come on up!! Come on come on come on come on, Nation!! Come on, TRUMPsterz, COME ON!!!!!
Leftist views are fer PhatCOWZ!! DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!! If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh... You know Right'll force him OUT!!
Good Patriots they died to protect me... Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!! Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals... Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!
#1887. To: conservativemusician, Cyber-Band, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, El Rushbo (#1886)
"Sum FOLX say LATE is better than NEVER...reckon SOW!!"
"Heh heh heh...off that link, I'd say let's concentrate on three songs from the following:
AC/DC: You Shook Me All Night Long CREED: Arms Wide Open Guns and Roses: Sweet Child of Mine Incubus: Drive Led Zep: Rock N' Roll Mellencamp: Pink Houses, Jack and Diane The Doors: Roadhouse Blues Twisted Sister: We're Not Gonna Take It
If you can put the karaoke music on a CD or a cassette, I can add the vocals for any of the above... That'll give us a demo to get to Limbaugh and we can take it from there.
FReegards...MUD
45 posted on Monday, February 10, 2003 2:34:07 PM by Mudboy Slim (All RATZ're Spineless, Spiritless POLTROONS!!)
Capiche YET?! Beaches...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"Limbaugh Lowered the Boom!!" (To be bellowed to the IrishFolkSong, "Clancy Lowered the Boom!!")
Yes, Mudboy was a peaceful man... As he stalked the Lib'ral Scene. The cops arrested the Peace-niks... After Mudboy whupped the Greens!! He never looked for trouble... That's a fact you can assume, But never-the-less when Lib'rals would bi+c#... Mudboy lowered the boom!!
Chorus: Oh, that Limbaugh...Oh that Mudboy... Whenever RATS got Slim's Irish up, Mudboy bellowed a tune!
Slick Willie is a gutless man, Lib'rals thought willard was TUFF!! He strutted 'round the HarlemHood... A-shootin' off his pud!! Slick picked a fight with Mudboy, Then and there Slick sealed RATS' Doom... Before Medyuh could shout "Slick Willie, look out!!" Mudboy lowered the boom!!
Chorus: All Hail JimRob...Go El Rushbo!! Whenever RATS got Right's Irish up, FReepers lowered the boom!!
"PUNK" McAuliffe wuz Prez'dent of Vice... Who Loved MamaMurry's cat, PUNK'd always jabber tellin' LIES... 'Cuz he was a typical RAT!! One day, RAT-PUNK kissed her, Just as Mudboy walked into MM's room, Before McAuliffe could SQUEEEEEEEEAL away... Mudboy put him in his Tomb**!!
Chorus: YO, RATS, Fear MUD...Fear MUD's Justice!! Whenever Slick got Slim's Irish up, Mudboy lowered the boom!
BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD
**Poltically-speakin', of course...don't urinate yerself Terrie-boy...LOL!!
158 posted on 12/20/2002 3:28 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1892. To: Fred Mertz, war, a k a STONE, STONE'd Brewery @ Corner of STONEy's WAY and Wmsburg AVEnoo DEEluxe!! w a side O MUD (#2)
(Edited)
SOW...DIS B duhh BEE$+ doze BEACHes got, eh?! Well...U B duhhh JUDGE!!"
BEE.yoo.TEA.full Day HERE en la CAPITOL of the Confederacy...Richmond, VA...MUD
"Packed in Back" (Sung to AC/DC's "Back in Black")
Packed in back! Right in the crack This one's soo long It's not really too bad Yes, I'm pullin train For the man.. who runs every thing. I'm a pubbie, I'm a sheeple.. can't make me think on my own Not gonna listen to the proof that I'm shown. Cause I'm with the Prez (BOOOschhh, EyE pREsume...MOE-Ron's!!)), till the end. Cuz RATZ whine. Big-time! Re- writin' this song, cause it's an easy rhyme.
Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! RATZ R HACKS!! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! OWWW!!!
(Serves U right, U PREverTED weirdOhhzzz!!)
Back with no brain I down a six-pack Save one just for Gannon Rest my lower back. Hand in hand, with NO gang...If they catch MUD, MUDboyz gonna' hang! Cause MUDZ backin' the Prez while RATS spinning duhh trOOph!! And MUD BLAMES everybuDDy HOOS a DemocRAT!!. So look at MUD now, MUDZ just, uh, makin' MOE bread... RATZ R paid posterz, $HillZZZ, SOW just GIt outTA MUDZ way!!!
Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! (Yes...MUDZ sensing a "theme"...yes, indeed...anal interCOURSE B- twixt MEN, woMYN, and/OR BEEsts)...) Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! OOOooowwwWWW!!
(U did it AGAIN?! U dumbA$$wipesss LOWlife scumBAGZ O' hummmU.S.)
HG: "...a whole bunch of peaceniks protesting in DC this evening. I was just waiting for you to pop up! ;-)"
I wuz there...and I got it all on videotape...LOL!!! Me and Delphinium wandered over to the main stage of the protest--my honest estimate of folks is 20,000, ...if that--and hung out amongst the IgnorantWhore'd!! It was HILARIOUS how absolutely STOOOOOOPID these Lib'ral DemonRAT folks actually are...LOL!!
Just thinking about it in my minds-eye has me ROFLMAO all over again!!
I'll add more later, but just remember that at least two of the 15,000-20,000 anti-America protesters were "RadicalRightWingWhackos" just enjoying a stroll thru the soft underbelly of American Culture!!
I got the whole Patti Smythe performance on video and AUDIO--we were right next to the speakers (LOL)--and believe I will FReep her song fer Black XIV.
Y'all that missed this FReep missed a humdinger...next time, git off yer arses and JOIN US!!!
FReegards...MUD
953 posted on Saturday, January 18, 2003 7:29:36 PM by Mudboy Slim (Liberate Iraq....NOW!!)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1895. To: Mudboyz Slim aGAIN...and 33 still, iMho...MUD (#1894)
To: Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to Patti Smythe's "One Voice")
I was dreamin'...in my dreamin'... Living I expect...Right and Fair He was sleepin'...he was smokin'... And my dream...it lingered near!! In the forest...shinin' badly... .......don't be nice
Blah blah blah...this chick wants to be Joan Baez, but you can't understand half of what she sings!!
SHEEEESH...MUD
956 posted on Sunday, January 19, 2003 12:09:48 AM by Mudboy Slim
Hmmm...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"BlackShirts: The smelly, anti-American, anti-capitalist thugs who tore apart Seattle, Genoa, Quebec City and Prague.
They call themselves "anti- globalization" but they support a New World Order.
They call themselves "anarchists" but they plan their attacks in groups.
They usually wear BLACK, sometimes with RED trim."
BWAHAHAHAHAHA...they're also pencil-necked GEEKS who run SQUEEEEELIN' away when faced with SUPERIOR numbers (i.e. ONE) of folks who reject their Socialist Ideology!!
FReegards...MUD
985 posted on Monday, January 20, 2003 6:34:11 AM by Mudboy Slim (A New Axis Of EVIL...Osama, Soddom, and Slick!!)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1897. To: All Delphinium Molecular Scientists (#1896)
(Edited)
From "We Were Soldiers!!"
Lt. Col. Hal Moore...
"Look around you... In the 7th Cavalry, we've got a Captain from Ukraine...another's from Puerto Rico. We've got Japanese, Chinese, Blacks, Hispanics....Cherokee Indians!!...Jews, Gentiles...ALL AMERICANS!!
Now, here in the States, some men--in this unit--may experience discrimination... ...Becuz of Race...or Creed...fer you and me now, ALL THAT IS GONE!!!
We're moving into the Valley of the Shadow of Death!! ...where you will watch the back of the man next to yers...as he will watch yers... and you won't care what color he is or by what name he calls, "GOD"!!
They say we're leaving home...We're going to what home was always supposed to be!! We are going into battle with a tough, determined ENEMY!!
I can't promise you that I will bring you all home alive... BUT THIS, I WILL SWEAR... Before you and whoever you call "God", when we go into battle, I will be the FIRST to step on the field... And I will be the LAST to leave the field!! And I will Leave No Man Behind!!... Dead or Alive...We Will All Come Home Together!!
So Help Me"...MUD
986 posted on Monday, January 20, 2003 6:41:32 AM by Mudboy Slim (God is GOOD...God is Great!!)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1900. To: A K A Stone, jla, coteblanche, SAMWolf (#1864)
Liberty
It was 1942, and you were 16 years old
when your mother signed the papers
that allowed you to go to war.
A skinny country boy from Alabama
who knew what it felt like
to be hungry
when the mills closed down,
your courage saw beyond
the harvest and the strip mines
to a cause greater than yourself,
a belief that freedom mattered
and that human rights were
worth your sacrifice of
comfort, safety, and innocence.
I can see you now
as you were then --
your clear eyes,
your brilliant smile,
your Marine Corps fatigues,
your confident stance --
all gifts of recovered time
from a day photographed
more than 50 years ago.
A hero-child of love
and compassion, you remain
my truest image of liberty.
Semper Fi, Dad.
Karen Thompson
Note from Karen: "Liberty was written in honor of my father, Emmett M. Thompson, Jr. (1926-1988), who served in the United States Marine Corps in World War II and was a disabled veteran. Liberty was published by the Amateur Poetry Journal as part of Judy Gripton's admirable 1998 Memorial Day Tribute to America's veterans."
28 posted on Sunday, February 23, 2003 10:55:50 AM by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is RE-Impeachin' Slick!!)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"...I begin to think that mankind, when engaged in warfare [and politics], are as wary and timorous of each other as deer are of men, and the boldness of one party increases as they find the other fearful." John Chilton Died September 17, 1777
For those of you within earshot of Richmond's WRVA-1140, you really need to start checking out Allen Price's show that comes on right after Rush's show and lasts from 3-7!! I called in (804-345-1140) on my way home from work yesterday evening when Mr. Price asked who we would "shadow" if we could follow around one person to assist in the Fight Against Terrorism. Allen said he wanted to "shadow" the BluesBrothers, the Air Force Pilots who are dropping the Daisy- Cutter bombs on the Afghans. I was the first caller and said, "As my patriotic duty in the War Against Terrorism, I would "shadow" Osama bill Clinton so as to determine his weak spots and figger out how to put his TRAITOROUS BUTT in Prison for the remainder of his days because Slick Willie was every bit as responsible for the WTC bombings as bin Laden himself!!!! "
Allen said, "Wow, you've obviously given this some time" and I said, "Yes, Allen, as a matter-of-fact I have!!" LOL!!
After I was off the line, Mr. Price courageously backed up my allegation by pointing out that if Clinton had done what any POTUS should be expected to do after the first WTC bombings, those 3000 innocent Americans who died on 9/11/01 would be alive today!! I heartily endorse Allen Price...he's a breath of fresh air fer Richmond (and this comes from a big fan of Jim Jacobs, BTW).
FReegards...MUD
351 posted on 11/08/2001 8:32 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"Pictures of Ziang Zemin" (To be sung to Camper Van Beethoven's "Pictures of Matchstick Men")
When Slick was called to Viet Nam... Bill spewed his lies and turned a shade of yellow!! Rush feeds my head...I FReep with dead... When we meet Slick's spine shall turn to Jell-O!! He'll quake...he'll tremble...RIGHT's day's dawnin'... Slick'll curse my face...but I'll be his Shadow!!
Posters of Jiang Zemin and you... Images of chop stix, yen, and nukes... All Bill's TREASON'll be made clear to you!!
Right rejected yer election... Next, we'll start an insurrection...NOW!!! Slix Rapin's haunt the FRee... My Faith won't let me leave Bill alone!!
Posters of Waco's dead, you fools... Images of Kosovo's dead, too... Why can't the Med'yuh tell us the Truth?!
Willard...you'd best RESIGN... And face yer crimes...do yer Jail Time!! Willie...IT'S JUSTICE TIME!! Sic Semper Fi...you shouldda RESIGNED!!!
(hauntin' formal fiddle)
Let me take, CarVile, men... Take Whorealdo fer a spin... Headbutt ol' Sweet Jennin's... Slap BrokeJaw 'till it stings... Jack Rather on the chin... Handcuff O.J. Simpson... Endoscope Perky Kate...[yuck!!] Next, Ol' MUD will Legislate!!!
FReegards, all...MUD
P.S. "All experience ever is is confirmation anyway." Robert Frost to Theodore Morrison...27 June 1930.
41 Posted on 09/26/2000 18:33:43 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Please join us in DeeCee on the 17th of November!!)
The Left Ain't Gonna Know What Hit'em...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1904. To: dead, MeeknMing, Happygal, MadIvan, AmericanInTokyo, bkwells (#1859)
(Edited)
"Slick's DemonRATS" (To be sung to Bruce Springteen's "Pink Cadillac")
Left may think we're foolish... Fer the righteous things we do. Slick, you wonder why We LOATHE You... Why you insult our values like you do. Slick Willie, you are a SCUMBAG... There ain't no secret 'bout that!! So, come on over here and LISTEN... Willie, I'll spill the facts! Slick Willie, it ain't yer Country... Next month'll be proof of that!! We loathe you fer yer Waco Attack... Nukes to Chinese... Rapin' Broaddrick... Uzi'in' down the FRee... Skankin' on young girls... Bullyin' the Right... Spendin' all MY Money on yer Overseas Flights!! Willie, I just wonder... Why Lib'rals still cut you slack... With yer knife in their backs... Slick's DemonRATS!!!!
Bill Clinton desecrates his Bible... Bombs Nations justa show he's strong!! There's always another temptress... Prez'dent really oughtta know doin' interns is WRONG!! Chi-Coms bought you, Bill, with Silver... Slick, you sold our NUKES fer Gold!! Tyrants BRIBE Ol' Slick with treasures... National Security's been SOLD!! Lewinsky tempted Clinton with her strap thong... Slick said, "Lemme snort a li'l crack!!" Just another of Slick's DemonRATS!! Must RE-IMPEACH... Senate SHALL CONVICT!! Then, INDICT the Creep!! Prison's Slick's New World... Prison's only right... Savin' all his lovin' fer a cellmate named Dwight!! Willie, I just wonder if you'll sleep well in yer rack... Or will YOU simply crack?! Now some folks say I'm too BOLD... I should "show more class." Some folks say I'm too old... Well, Left can kiss my a$$!! This Country is bigger than Bill Clinton... It's bigger than the Med'yuh, too!! Clinton, there's only one thing... That I must say to you... "Slick Willie...Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!" FReepers, we must go on the attack... And kick the butts of Ol' Slick's DemonRATS!! Slick's DemonRATS...Slick's DemonRATS...Slick's DemonRATS...
(Fade to finish...)
FReegards...MUD
16 Posted on 10/02/2000 13:44:58 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The Boss Still RULEZ!!!)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"MUDZ Promise!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promise")
Sultan's workin' fer Victory...the BigMan works downtown... CM works in a rock and roll band, Lookin' for that diff'rence-makin' sound!! We've gotta li'l job up in DeeCeeTown... We're Right, that I know!! Some nights I FReep with Black's judges...some nights I write songs... We'll follow our dreams just like those RATS do way up on TeeVee!! We'll Whup RATS' challengers 'til Left's Benign... Screw Dem deadheads and all the RATS screams!! Lib'rals' Promise's been broken...DemRATS ain't gonna git MUD's Dreams!!
Folks, we won't haveta challenge Left by ourselves... Righteous folks got somethin' that we'll embolden!! I lived a secret...I should'a kept to myself!! But I got drunk one night and I smoked it... All my life, I'll fight fer Right... The Fight that Mankind must ALWAYS Win!! Every day, it just seems hard to believe... The LIES RATS're believing in!! Lib'rals're DOLTS!!! Yo, FReepers, you are so Right!! Clinton's a HO-O-O!! SlickWillie's Lyin' and Slick Righteous Shall Smite!!
I won big once and I hit the coast But somehow I paid the big cost Inside I felt like I was carryin' the broken spirits Of all the other ones who lost When the promise is broken you go on living But it steals something from down in your soul Like when the truth is spoken and it don't make no difference Something in your heart goes cold I followed that dream through the southwestern flats That dead ends in two-bit bars And when the promise was broken I was far away from home Sleepin' in the back seat of a borrowed car Thunder Road, for the lost lovers and all the fixed games Thunder Road, for the tires rushing by in the rain Thunder Road, Billy and me we'd always say Thunder Road, we were gonna take it all and throw it all away
Mid...MUD
1,088 posted on Sunday, March 16, 2003 6:23:54 AM by Mudboy Slim ("Time fer Soddom'sInsane to be Transformed into a PINK MIST!!!")
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
From back when I thought maybe--just MAYBE--Dubyuh could've been a POTUS more like Reagan than like the senior Bush...turned out 2 B wishful thinking.
True Story reported by the Washington Post...(as forwarded by my ol' man, a 31-year ex-active-service Naval Officer):
"This is a small, but true story to give you an idea of the kind of man and the kind of woman we have in the White House right now. As you may know, the President and Mrs. Bush visited the Washington Burn Center on Friday 14 September 2001. Among those they visited was Lt. Col. Brian Birdwell, who was badly burned in the Pentagon attack.
Mrs.Bush went into Brian's room, spoke to him for about a minute, all the time as if they had been life-long acquaintances. She then turned to Brian's wife, Mel, who at this time had been at the hospital for probably 2 1/2 days, and apparently, according to Mel herself, was dirty, grimy and had blood on her shirt. As if Mel were one of her closest family members. Mrs. Bush then told Brian and Mel that there was "someone" there to see him. The President then walked in, stood by Brian's bedside, asked Brian how he was doing, told him that he was very proud of them both and that they were his heroes.
The President then saluted Brian. Now, at this point in time, Brian is bandaged up pretty well. His hands are burned very badly as well as the back of him from the head down. His movements were very restricted. Upon seeing the President saluting him, Brian began to slowly return the salute, taking, from the accounts so far, about 15-20 seconds to get his hand up to his head. During all of this, 15-20 seconds, President Bush never moved, never dropped his salute. The President dropped his salute only when Brian was finished with his, and then gave Mel a huge hug for what also probably seemed like an eternity.
No further comments. Pray for our leadership. Thank God for what we are, have, and will be.
As a note to those of you who might not be familiar with military protocol, the subordinate normally initiates a salute and will hold it until the superior officer returns the salute. In the above incident, President Bush acted in the role of the subordinate to show his respect and high regard for the injured man."
FReegards...MUD
201 posted on 12/13/2001 11:10 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
Still believe Dubyuh is a relatively decent man and was a better-than- average POTUS...but he wasn't EVER up 2 the task of taking on the RATS and "draining the swamp"...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1908. To: Sultan88, goldilucky, yankhater, Mrs. Greg Summers (#1907)
"Federal Pen" (2 B sung 2 the tune of "Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin)
Oh Justice, Won't You put Slick In a Fed-er-al Pen? He's done some evil things And won't make amends. Worked hard all his lifetime A-Cheatin' his friends. So, Justice, Won't you put Slick In a Fed-er-al Pen?
Oh Justice, Won't you punish him For his TYR-AN-NY? The ChiComs bought him With a lot of mon-ey. We'll wait for Indictments Each day until three. So, Justice Won't you punish Willie For his TYR-AN-NY?
Oh, Justice, Remember Foster And Ole Ron Brown? I'm countin' (with Alamo-Girl) The people "in the ground." Prove that you Love Truth And bring this guy down! Oh Justice, Remember Juanita And Ole Ron Brown!
EVERYBODY NOW... (FReeperGal Chorus jumps in...)
Oh Justice, Please put the LIAR In a Fed-er-al Pen. He was an obstructionist And never made amends. So, Justice, Please put Scumbag In a Fed-er-al Pen!!
170 posted on 01/03/2002 6:56 AM EST by sultan88
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
CH's "WHO'LL STOP THE GRAY?" (To be sung to "Who'll Stop the Rain?")
Long as I remember, I've looked thirty-three. I hear the waitress sayin', "Must see some ID." Who can guess my age is Fifty years today? And I wonder, Still I wonder: Who'll spot the gray?
Won't do Grecian Form'la, And I don't want Just For Men. I can say the white hairs Are blond ones just mixed in. Still the gray keeps comin', More and more each day, And I wonder, Still I wonder: Who'll stop the gray?
Tried to trim the white ones Out of my goatee, But if I shave it all off, I'll look seventeen! Still the gray keeps comin'-- Make it go away! And I wonder, Still I wonder: Who'll stop the gray?
by Charlie Henrickson March 7, 2003
Not bad...not bad at all...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"South Shall Rise Again!!" (To be sung to R.E.M.'s "So. Central Rain")
Clinton's gonna fall!! Dem Leftists try to stall... Their Lib'ral mis-Directions...are driving RATS insane!! Our Will shan't bend!! Slick Willie washed away... The Evil of the Lib'rals...has forced Mudboy to sing.
Justice is our Right...Third Party calls...the RINOs frown... The wise man wrote his words upon the rocks... But MUD's not bound to follow suit!! The Left shall bend...Slick's ConDamnation's Nigh!! If Slick's Treas'nous Crimes YOU Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!
Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...
Med'yuh never called!! MUD waited for Left's calls... Left's lies and mis-directions are driving US away!! Then Limbaugh sang...Left's Brain-washin' washed away... Left says that I should "Just Move ON!!"...that Choice isn't mine!!
1911 of U.S. Navy Serial Number 13199 - This pistol was part of a Navy contract of 1000 guns shipped to the U.S. Navy, General Storekeeper, U.S. Navy Yard, Brooklyn, N.Y. on November 9, 1912
1911, a good year.
The D&R terrorists hate us because we're free, to vote second party
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
"W's Promise!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promise")
Sultan's workin' fer Victory...the BigMan works downtown... CM works in a rock and roll band, Lookin' for that diff'rence-makin' sound!! We've gotta li'l job up in DeeCeeTown... We're Right, THAT I know!! Some nights, I FReep with Black's judges...some nights, I write songs... We'll follow our dreams just like those RATS do way up on TeeVee!! We'll Whup RATS' Challengers 'til Left's Benign... Screw the Sosh'lists' and DemonRATS' FReaks!! Lib'rals' Promise's been broken... DemRATS ain't gonna git MUDZ Dreams!!
Folks, we won't haveta challenge Left by ourselves... Righteous folks got somethin' that we'll embolden!! I lived a secret...I should'a kept to myself!! But I got drunk one night and I smoked it... All our lives, WE Fight Fer Right... The Fight that Mankind must ALWAYS Win!! Every day, it just seems hard to believe... The LIES RATS're believing in!! Lib'rals're DO-O-OLTS!!! Yo, FReepers, you are so Right!! Clinton's a HO-O-O!! SlickWillie's Lyin' and Slick TheRight Shall Smite!!
Right won big once off the Normandy coast... But somehow FRench fergot our loss!! It's TIME Right fights like we wuz makin' up fer broken spirits... Of all the liberties we've lost!! Lib'rals' promise's been broken...RATS Defend TREASON!! BigGuv'ment steals something from down in your soul!! Fight when the TRUTH is spoken and the RATS say, "NO JUSTICE!! Something in OUR Heart Grows Bold!! We'll Defend the FRee from the Sosh'list RATS... WHUP the HollyWeirdo Stars!! 'Cuz when the LeftWing hath Broken...We'll Defend Our Righteous Home!! FReepin' Fer the Soldiers Who'll Liberate Iraq!! Lib'rals are DO-O-OLTS!!...4 RATZ KILL BABIES and Left AIN'T aSHAMEd!! TRUMPsterz B BOLD...we AIN'T tired, RUSH is showing TheWay!! Congress B BOLD...Willie v. MUD and MUD don't play!! White House B BOLD...or RATZ're gonna take U.S. ALL and throw it all away!!
Mudboy Slim
YO!! EVERYBODY!!! Y'all are invited to the Richmond Rally FER America at the Innsbruck Pavilion in scenic Henrico Country, just West of Richmond on I-64...come out and join US on Sunday, 23 March 2003 (1-3 EST)... BE THERE or BE SQUARE!!
FReegards...MUD
1 posted on Wednesday, March 19, 2003 12:06:11 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."