Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too! Source:
war URL Source:[None] Published:Jan 13, 2010 Author:war Post Date:2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war Keywords:None Views:1495713 Comments:3288
Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads.
(Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread.
I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
#1674. To: war, AKA Stone, Fred Mertz, Biff Tannen, meguro, Willie Green, Jhoffa_, buckeroo, TLBSHOW, yankhater, (#0)
"This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread."
Interesting how the KlownPu$$ies ALWAYS ACCUSE OTHERS of what they are GUILTY of themselves, especially all the homosexuals like these RAT/RINO Obamabot BUTT- Pirates here at LF.com. War is a KNOWN--and admitted--SEXUAL DEVIANT (not that there's anything WRONG with that, RIGHT?!! ) Meguro..check. Willie Green...FLAMER!! Biff Tannen..queer as a 3- dollar BILL!! RATZ like calling out REAL red-blooded American MALES 4 being "tea-baggers" as the "pleasure" each other in their silly little drunk ORGIES wherein there AIN'T a female in the same Zip Code. Like I said, que sera sera...but it's still interesting to note...MUD
"No Sympathy for the Lib'rals" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil")
Please allow me to introduce the World... To the Left, they feel no shame! Been around here for forty long years... Stole many young man's Hope and Faith! Fascists're in Power when Jesus Christ... Bore our crosses and bore our pain. Made damn sure our Savior... Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign! Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame! Despite their righteous talk, more Power is Left's aim!!
They saw their chance in St. Petersburg, When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed. Killed the Czar and his ministers... As well as any Man who dared Think! They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks... When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank! Please believe me...Socialists are to blame! Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!
They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed... Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained! They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?" While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free! Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"... But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!
I swear to you, DemocRATS are to blame! Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is Left's Arrogant Lack of Shame! Ah, yeah!...Let's Go Out and Get'em, Boyz!!!!
(BigMan on Lead Guitar, Vesuvius on Rhythm... MUD ticklin' the ivories and shakin' the tambourine)
Please believe me, Slick's Tyrants are to blame. Oh yeah! But what's important now is next Destroying Ol' Slick's Name!!! Ummmm...YEAH!! 'Cuz the Prez'dent's just a Criminal...and all his critics Saints! While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint! So when you see Slick, show due courtesy... But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's The Snake! Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show yer face!!
Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name! Ummm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton DOWN is why I must serenade. Ummm, I mean it...RE-IMPEACH!!...Yeehawww...INDICT!! ...Let's CONVICT that RATBOY!!!... Ah, yeah!!!
Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name. Tell you, Voters, it's something you can change!!! Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?!! Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!! Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!
MUDBOY SLIM
1 Posted on 04/24/2000 06:24:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Scarecrow....? Jim Trafficant (Close second: Jim McDermott)"
Actually, since the Vast, LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd told me that our POTUS had no brain, I figgered Dubyuh could be the Scarecrow.
"Tinman....? (no heart) Jim Jeffords"
Nawww...no heart?! Gotta be Limbaugh.
"Lion....? (No Courage) Senate Republicans (pick one, any one)"
Now yer cookin', my FRiend...Trent Lott shall be our Cowardly Lion... demonstrating a clear lack of spine early in the flick, but exhibiting clear, unmistakable Courage in the Re-Impeachment Trial. I really liked the scene where Sen. Lott whupped Sen. Tommy D'A$$hole's Slick- lickin' BUTT!!
"Dorothy....? Lady Liberty"
That'll work...and Lady "Equal Justice!!" To MUD, the two are inseparable!!
"Wizard of Oz....? Dick Morris (He knows everything!)"
Mr. Mellon-Scaife asked if he could be the Wiz...and since he's payin' the freight, well, you understand....
"Glenda, The Good Witch....? Kay Bailey Hutchinson"
Good choice, TO, but I'm goin' with "Snow Bunny" as a composite representation of the perfect FReeperGal!!
"The Munchkins....? Robert Reichhhhhhhh, Donna Shalaaaay-La, and Georgie SnuffalotofUS."
LMAO(BNROF)!! This is tooo perfect to change, but I think the Munchkins are all these meaningless folks--like me--in "Flyover Country."
"The HildaBeast's Flying Monkeys....? Helen Thomas, Patricia Ireland, Cynthia McKinney..."
Great start, but you left out Dan Rather-Biased, WhoreAldo, Peter "I HATE AMERICA" Jennings, and the NBC-ClintonButtBoy, what's-his-name Tommy BrokeJaw...LOL, the list can go on and on, there were a lot of Flying Monkeys!!!
"The HildaBeast's Guards....? Sid Blumenthal, James Carville, Janet Reno, ABC, NBC..."
Yep...we're on the same page.
"The Sheeple of Oz....? Residents of W. Palm Beach, FL."
Yep...them and the DOLTS from Rio Linda!!
FReegards...MUD
357 posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2001 1:14:18 PM by Mudboy Slim
