Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too! Source:
war URL Source:[None] Published:Jan 13, 2010 Author:war Post Date:2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war Keywords:None Views:1349358 Comments:3286
Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads.
(Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread.
I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
#1674. To: war, AKA Stone, Fred Mertz, Biff Tannen, meguro, Willie Green, Jhoffa_, buckeroo, TLBSHOW, yankhater, (#0)
"This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread."
Interesting how the KlownPu$$ies ALWAYS ACCUSE OTHERS of what they are GUILTY of themselves, especially all the homosexuals like these RAT/RINO Obamabot BUTT- Pirates here at LF.com. War is a KNOWN--and admitted--SEXUAL DEVIANT (not that there's anything WRONG with that, RIGHT?!! ) Meguro..check. Willie Green...FLAMER!! Biff Tannen..queer as a 3- dollar BILL!! RATZ like calling out REAL red-blooded American MALES 4 being "tea-baggers" as the "pleasure" each other in their silly little drunk ORGIES wherein there AIN'T a female in the same Zip Code. Like I said, que sera sera...but it's still interesting to note...MUD
"No Sympathy for the Lib'rals" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil")
Please allow me to introduce the World... To the Left, they feel no shame! Been around here for forty long years... Stole many young man's Hope and Faith! Fascists're in Power when Jesus Christ... Bore our crosses and bore our pain. Made damn sure our Savior... Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign! Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame! Despite their righteous talk, more Power is Left's aim!!
They saw their chance in St. Petersburg, When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed. Killed the Czar and his ministers... As well as any Man who dared Think! They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks... When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank! Please believe me...Socialists are to blame! Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!
They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed... Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained! They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?" While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free! Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"... But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!
I swear to you, DemocRATS are to blame! Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is Left's Arrogant Lack of Shame! Ah, yeah!...Let's Go Out and Get'em, Boyz!!!!
(BigMan on Lead Guitar, Vesuvius on Rhythm... MUD ticklin' the ivories and shakin' the tambourine)
Please believe me, Slick's Tyrants are to blame. Oh yeah! But what's important now is next Destroying Ol' Slick's Name!!! Ummmm...YEAH!! 'Cuz the Prez'dent's just a Criminal...and all his critics Saints! While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint! So when you see Slick, show due courtesy... But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's The Snake! Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show yer face!!
Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name! Ummm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton DOWN is why I must serenade. Ummm, I mean it...RE-IMPEACH!!...Yeehawww...INDICT!! ...Let's CONVICT that RATBOY!!!... Ah, yeah!!!
Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name. Tell you, Voters, it's something you can change!!! Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?!! Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!! Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!
MUDBOY SLIM
1 Posted on 04/24/2000 06:24:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Scarecrow....? Jim Trafficant (Close second: Jim McDermott)"
Actually, since the Vast, LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd told me that our POTUS had no brain, I figgered Dubyuh could be the Scarecrow.
"Tinman....? (no heart) Jim Jeffords"
Nawww...no heart?! Gotta be Limbaugh.
"Lion....? (No Courage) Senate Republicans (pick one, any one)"
Now yer cookin', my FRiend...Trent Lott shall be our Cowardly Lion... demonstrating a clear lack of spine early in the flick, but exhibiting clear, unmistakable Courage in the Re-Impeachment Trial. I really liked the scene where Sen. Lott whupped Sen. Tommy D'A$$hole's Slick- lickin' BUTT!!
"Dorothy....? Lady Liberty"
That'll work...and Lady "Equal Justice!!" To MUD, the two are inseparable!!
"Wizard of Oz....? Dick Morris (He knows everything!)"
Mr. Mellon-Scaife asked if he could be the Wiz...and since he's payin' the freight, well, you understand....
"Glenda, The Good Witch....? Kay Bailey Hutchinson"
Good choice, TO, but I'm goin' with "Snow Bunny" as a composite representation of the perfect FReeperGal!!
"The Munchkins....? Robert Reichhhhhhhh, Donna Shalaaaay-La, and Georgie SnuffalotofUS."
LMAO(BNROF)!! This is tooo perfect to change, but I think the Munchkins are all these meaningless folks--like me--in "Flyover Country."
"The HildaBeast's Flying Monkeys....? Helen Thomas, Patricia Ireland, Cynthia McKinney..."
Great start, but you left out Dan Rather-Biased, WhoreAldo, Peter "I HATE AMERICA" Jennings, and the NBC-ClintonButtBoy, what's-his-name Tommy BrokeJaw...LOL, the list can go on and on, there were a lot of Flying Monkeys!!!
"The HildaBeast's Guards....? Sid Blumenthal, James Carville, Janet Reno, ABC, NBC..."
Yep...we're on the same page.
"The Sheeple of Oz....? Residents of W. Palm Beach, FL."
Yep...them and the DOLTS from Rio Linda!!
FReegards...MUD
357 posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2001 1:14:18 PM by Mudboy Slim
#1738. To: Landru, Snow Bunny, FallGuy, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, Budge, KLT, Victoria Delsoul, Luis Gonzalez (#1737)
"Can't You See?!!" (To be sung to Marshall-Tucker Band's "Can't You See")
(Mudboy on lead fife, BigMan on Lead Guitar)
We're gonna 'rase the Left's stain, focus our Enragement, folks... Right don't care fer Slick's 'HO's. Gonna climb us a mountain, the highest mountain, Lord, Gonna sing out, make ALL the Sheeple know!!
Can't you see...woah, can't you see... What them Lib'rals, Lord, they been doin' to me? Can't you see, can't you see... That DemLib'rals're ENSLAVIN' the Weak?!
Gonna find me...Slick's 'Ho' TerryMac... Gonna taunt that punk to fight!! Slick Willie's pal, femme li'l ClintonPUNK... He gonna wish he could die!! Can't you see, ohhhhhh...can't you see... That Dem Lib'rals, Lord, they just hate U & ME?! Can't you see, can't you see... That Dem Lib'rals, folks, loathe our bein' FREE?!
(BigMan pickin' on the guitar)
Gonna smite me some Lib'rals now...Gonna Take me a Stand... Gotta stay on the Attack!! Got me a Band now...our next gig's Rush Limbaugh's Show... Twenty Mill...RATZ WE'll attack!!
Can't you see, ohhhhhh...can't you see... That them Lib'rals, Lord, they just hate you and me?! Can't you see, can't you see... That Dem Lib'rals loathe our Liberty?!
(Guitar-jammin'...)
Can't you see, ohhhhhh...can't you see... That them Lib'rals, Lord, they just hate you and me?! Can't you see, can't you see... That Dem Lib'rals loathe US bein' FREE?! Can't you see, ohhhhhh...can't you see... That them Lib'rals, Lord, they just hate you and me?! Can't you see, can't you see... That Dem Lib'rals loathe our Liberty?!
Mudboy Slim )B^(D>
389 posted on Wednesday, December 19, 2001 11:27:28 PM by Mudboy Slim
#1739. To: Snow Bunny, Billie, amom, Victoria Delsoul, PhiKapMom, AuntB, Irma, Mia T, Mercuria, YaYa123 (#1738)
"Slick Willie's Final Scene" (To be sung to Bob Seger's "The Famous Final Scene")
Watch the Leftist's bridges burn... Yes, Bill's TREASON, it must end!!! Politicians rise and fall... Clinton's spies shall fall, my FRiends!! Ev'ry fool must face his End... Like the Prez'dent and DemWhores!! Lib'rals, no it's not a dream... Folks, MUD's viewpoint's not extreme... It's Slick Willie's Final Scene!
[To Slick Willie hisse'f] Slick, how you tried to make it work... Did you really think it could? How you LIED to make it last... Did you really think it would? DemocRATS, Left's stayed too long... Now it's finally time Slick bleeds. Boy, it's finally time you leave! BOYYYY, you know just what I mean... It's Slick's RE-Impeachment Scene!!
Right's been on your case so lo-o-ong... Lib'rals put on quite a sho-o-ow. Their Socialist Values are reviled... Right-Wing knew that long ago! Now the Medyuh's all upset... And Slick's lies are getting olde... Next election'll soon be here... And Slick's Adversaries VO-O-OTE!!!
Nixon's ghost has been revived... And Slick knows it in his heart!! Next, the polls fall through the floor. When Bill's gone, the healing starts. As Slick Willie hits the road,[must update] Bill looks different...looks deranged... Flying from his gilded cage! Now TRUMPsters take center screen... It's the Lib'ral's Final Scene!!!
Mudboy Slim
---------------------------------------------- This is the song I want Rush Limbaugh to play on the not-too-distant day Slick Willie RESIGNS from office and departs--to destinations unknown--for the last time aboard Air Force One!!
Wave bye-bye, Billy Jeff, you scum-suckin', Chi-Com-aidin'n'abettin', child- slaughterin', civilian-bombin', Juanita-rapin', Power-Abusin', TREAS'NOUS MURDERIN' LYIN' SOCIOPATH!!! You best be gittin' your butt on down the road...NOW!!
1 Posted on 08/30/1999 20:52:08 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The.bane.of.Lib'r@ls.existence)
Gotta update some of the words, buy y'all git the gist...MUD
BTW...The Syntaurz now have a piannie... Watch Out, Osama bil Clinton, U MUDZ B!+C#!!!
294 posted on Monday, December 17, 2001 2:42:25 AM by Mudboy Slim
#1740. To: Cyber-Band, Landru, Snow Bunny, KLT, Victoria Delsoul, backhoe, stand watie, Taxman (#1739)
"Show Yer Rage!!" (To be sung to Bob Seger's "Turn the Page")
He's all wrong, this loathsome liar, The Beast From Arkansas... Can you condone Ol' Slick's intern moanin'...humpin' Bill's four-inch Ceegah?! Can you ignore how he treats women... Or the girls Willie's Lust destroyed?! Folks, your thoughts must soon be wondering...the way mine always do... "Why'd we give Slick so much Power...when he's such a gawl-durned fool?" Now you know why folks missed Reagan... I'm just glad Clinton's term is through...mmmmmm...
See, here's the scam...crimes been bold, my FRiends... More than a Man...humpin' his page... He must go!! CONVICT Slick, my FRiends... Must be BOLD...Left'll feel our RAGE!
Well, the Lib'rals are so arrogant...Left's got no Moral Code! Still, they spew their lies and "spin you"... As if you just got off the Boat! You pretend the Press don't bother you... But you just want to explode...!!! Most times you can't hear 'em talk...other times you can... All the same ol' cliches..."Radical Christian"..."Righteous Man". But, you always seem outnumbered...Right don't dare make a stand.
Here's The Plan, get control again... Fight da Man, show'em your Rage... LEFT MUST KNOW!! JAIL their WHORE, my FRiends... When we're BOLD, we'll turn the page...
Out there on your jobsites...you think ev'rything's "Okay"... While bit by bit your Liberties...are slowly sucked away! As the cash flows from your wallet...you stay just beneath the fray. Later in the evening, as you lie awake in bed... With the echoes of EX-Prez'dent's lies...ringin' in your head... How you try, but you just can't forget... All your forefathers who bled... They bled for you...we didn't want a King... We've got laws...put Slick in a Cage!! Left don't know...how to feel our pain! When we VOTE, they'll know our rage!! Ah, there Slick is...in the News again... DemonRATS, where's YOUR outrage?! SLICK MUST GO!! Right's in charge again!! There Slick goes...Where? Think I know-ow!
FReegards...MUD
103 posted on Friday, December 07, 2001 4:58:27 AM by Mudboy Slim
