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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
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Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Sheep")
Baa...baa...baa...baa...baa...
Mindlessly passing yer time in this Country away...
Only dimly aware of a certain vile sleaze in the air.
You better WATCH OUT!! We got some dawgs about!!
I've been watchin' Clinton and I have seen...
Left's hatchin' an EVIL SCHEME!!
What do you get fer pretendin' The Danger's Not Real?!!
Meek and Obedient, YOU CONDONE Slick Willie!!
Yer Socialist Med'yuh insults OUR Values...Big Deal!!
What a surprise!
That look of IGNORANT BLISS in yer eyes...
EX-Prez'dent's workin' fer Beijing!!
NO!!! This ain't no Bad Dream!!
Ohh...ohh...ohh...ohhh...ohh...
[The Lib'rals Prayer]
"Obama's my Shepard...I shall not want.
I Care Not That He LIES!!
To preserve Peace, We Must IGNORE EX-Prez'dent's Commie SPIES!!"
But Knowledge Shall Releaseth thy Soul...
Bill Clinton has endangered this Entire Nation!!
He's floutin' OUR Sacred Constitution!!
For lo...Bill HAD Great Power, but NO Honor!!
Soon, cometh the day we "lowly" ones,
Through quiet reflection and great dedication,
COMPLETE THE ACT OF IMPEACHMENT!!!
LO!! We shall Rise Up...and then We'll make Dem Lib'rals' Eyes Water!!!
Writing and singing, MUD'll pounce on DemRATZ with a SCREEEEEEEEEAM!!
Wave upon wave of patriotic Americans...
Will march out of obscurity to join OUR team!!
Have you heard the News?!!
"Lib'ralism's DEAD!!"
Soon, Slick we'll INDICT!! In Jail, Bill'll Grow Old!!
Get outta OUR way...if YOU Refuse to Be BOLD!!!
Heh heh heh...SlixMUDZbi+C#!!
Mudboy Slim (7/26/98)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1616. To: Snow Bunny, FallGuy, Landru, Coop, mike2right, M Kehoe, jla (#1615)
"Have a great game!!"
I did, but my Wahoos collapsed at the end, unfortunately. I've had season tickets for quite awhile and I cannot recall the fans being quite as riled up as we were for this game...although I heard it was like this when we upset Florida State in '95. Place was packed and it was special because I brought both my kids and Jake--my three-year-old--was simply enthralled with the "gazillion people"...LOL!! The Missuz was feeling a bit under the weather so my parents and I took the kids so Mommy could catch up on some rest.
Funny little story...one of my best friends from college was supposed to go but backed out at the last minute and now I know why. His father is a huge DemocRAT Donor and very much behind Mark Warner's ill-fated bid fer Governor (Earley 60%- Warner 35%...SITYS!!)...well, my buddy had told me that his dad was going to be in the Wachovia Luxury Box with Douglas Wilder (Louis--my buddy's Ol' Man--was Governor Wilder's Number One contributor when he had won that race and Mark Warner was Wilder's Campaign Manager) and, possibly, Mark Warner was gonna be there as well.
Anyway, I left my parents watching the kids for a few minutes and ventured over to try to sneak into the Wachovia box and stir up some trouble...LOL!! Security's extremely tight, so I knock on the door to the Luxury Box Concourse and give them a schpiel about my friend not being able to make it to the game but my needing to speak to Louis. Next, some DemocRAT Press Manager comes out to talk to me and I smooth-talk him into runnin' and fetchin' Louis...LOL!! Well, Louis comes out and greets me as an old friend--he's an Architect/Developer, too, and I used to work for him--and I thought I'd about had him snowed enough to let me in the Wachovia Box when I let him know of my intentions for visiting said box, "Louis, I heard y'all got a bunch of high- falootin' Lib'ral DemocRATS in there and I just wanted to razz 'em a bit!!" Louis says, "Mudboy, yer a Republican?!" I said, "Hell yeah, Ol' Man, you'll never catch me voting or contributing to the campaign of one of them there Socialist Big Guv'ment Whores!! Tell me the TRUTH, you got Doug Wilder in there, don'tcha?! Can I join the Party?!" Louis guffawed and said, "I'm not letting you in, MUD!!" to which I bellicosely replied, "What'cha SCAIRT of?!" He said simply, as he patted me on the back and headed back into the Luxury Box Concourse, "You, Mudboy, YOU!!"
I was grinnin' like a Cheshire Cat all the way back to my MUCH BETTER seats!!
)8^D***!!...MUD
389 posted on 10/21/2001 2:41:16 AM by Mudboy Slim
Heh heh heh...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1617. To: Jethro Tull, Jimmy Page. Robert Plant, Brady d'Angelo, El Rushbo, holdonnow, M.Thatcher, kristinn, Angelwood, BufordP, Sauropod, Race Bannon (#1616)
Once upon a time, there was a Magical Kingdom, wherein a God-fearin', industrious People flourished, enjoying their Lives, their Liberty, and their Pursuit of Happiness. These good People were empowered by their Trust in a Guv'ment of Constitutionally-limited Powers, the inherent Goodness of their Democratically-chosen Leaders, and their belief that Justice and the Rule of Law triumphs over all. This Great Kingdom, led by the patriot Reagan, fought the Great Crusade against the evil, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and were Victorious, inspiring other Sheeples--longing fer FReedom--to look upon the Kingdom as a Shining City on the Hill.
Until one day, a devious cabal of Power-hungry men and womyn infiltrated the Kingdom, casting a wicked spell of Fear, Cynicism, and Doubt that steadily enslaved ever-increasing numbers of these fine People in the Shackles of Dependency and Entitlement. And the Power of these Despoilers of FReedom--who called themselves Lib'rals--grew immense, as they wrested control of the Halls of Enlightenment, the Chroniclers of Information, the Ministry of Culture, and the gargantuan Bureaucracy of Regulators. As the Great Reagan and his many strong Knights returned from vanquishing the Despots of the Red Fiefdom, they wearily attempted to resist this Vast, LeftWing Conspiracy and the sinister Tide of Pessimism that had permeated the Soul of their once-great Kingdom. However, Reagan had grown weak and ill from his heroic efforts, and the Defenders of Liberty--who called themselves Conservatives--found themselves without a strong Leader, and temporarily without direction. And the Sheeple were spell-bound and silent...
Into this breach strode the vile, boorish ruler, Slick Willie...a charlatan without a Soul, devoid of Character, and driven only by a shameless Lust Fer Power (and fer Harlots to whom he was not Betrothed). The Lib'rals hailed his tyrannical reign and excused his treasonous crimes, as the self-styled "Effete Elite" secretly despised the Kingdom's granting of FReedom and Liberty to the peasant Sheeple, for by empowering their subjects, the Lib'rals tenuous claim on Power was undercut. The corrupt Slick Willie--who came to be known as Billzabubba the Cruel--sought to further the Enslavement of the once-strong People by not-so-secretly colluding with the Despots of a new, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and conspired to increase his countrymen's dependence upon the Omnipotent Diety of Government. Still, the Sheeple remained spell- bound and largely silent...
Until, gloriously, a wise man of Noble, yet Humble, descent--who came to be known as the Maja Rushdie--arose from amongst the Masses, and spread accross the Kingdom his message of The Way Things Ought To Be!! An heir to the Optimism of Reagan, the Maja Rushdie inspired Millions to awake from their Mellow Apathy and strike out against the tyrannical rule of the Lib'rals and the reign of the EVIL BillzaBubba. Still, most of the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely without harmony...
Finally, a young balladeer--who came to be known as Mudboy Slim--joined the Great Crusade against Slick Willie!! This handsome young Patriot combined the optimism of Reagan with the Wisdom of the Maja Rushdie, vocalizing many great folk songs that enlivened the Masses, causing the corrupt, Lib'ral spell to be broken and BillzaBubba and his Lib'ral apologists to be Vanquished from Power!!
Thus, there dawned a great new Libertarian Era of ever-shrinking Governmental Authority and ever-growing Individual Liberty and Personal Responsibility. Herein are compiled but a few of those songs that have been passed down through the Ages...
"The Ballads Of Mudboy Slim"
FReegards...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1618. To: JakeyBoy, JessieLee, MamaSue, PapaJohn, Renee Messier, puppyDOG, Boris, BippEE (#1617)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "What Good Am I?")
What good am I...if I'm like all the rest?
If I just turn away...when Barry's bankruptin' kids...
If I shut myself off...sit 'n' bitch, moan, and whine...
What...good...am...I?!
Why, tell me why...won't the Press tell the Truth?
'Bout Slick's deal with Beijing...'bout the RATS Slick's thugs shoot?
Should I just drink my beer...forget Slick's TREASON and his LIES?!
Whose...FOOL...am...I?!
What good am I...if I fail to SPEAK?!
Should I lay down in bed...try to restlessly sleep?
When I've seen Waco pictures...children carelessly FRIED...
What...good...am...I?!
Do I tell my kids...that Dad failed the FREE?!
FOLKS, WE MUST MAKE OUR STAND...LET'S IMPEACH BARRY!!!
Prosecute all his crimes...let's send Left to beggin'!!
Soon, BO'll RESIGN...or we'll RE-IMPEACH!!!
What good am I...if I bless foolish things?
If I cower in the face of...Vile Tyranny?!
Shall I just turn my back...while our Liberties die?!
MUD...would...rather...fight!!
Mudboy Slim (08/03/2000)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1619. To: A K A Stone (#1608)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Wanna BET?!!
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1620. To: Fred Mertz, TLBSHOW, Jhoffa_, nolu_chan, A K A Stone, byeltsin, f. christian, BorisY, Jethro Tull, turtle, Biff the ButtRangin' PlowboyzFANNYatic (#1427)
""Script this, BEE-ahhhtch!!""
Heh heh heh...all is proceeding per MUDZ Master Plan...told y'all so, U dis-B- leaverz.
Regards...GrandMasterMUD (aka "the PrescientOne")
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1621. To: All (#1620)
MUD shall give the HETEROsexual LOVIN' MOOOshelle sooo deserves.
I vow 2 give MOOchelle Obama some REEEal LOVIN' from...MUD
and perhaps a child or THREE (3)...MUD )8^D****((
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1622. To: All (#1594)
"Teri "the RAT-pimp FEYrie" McAuliffe's win in VA's gubernatorial contest is further evidence that DeeCee RATS/RINOZ have taken over Virginia from an electoral perspective. My beloved home state is becoming a DeeCee whore, but they left us a sitting duck to impeach, convict, and DETHRONE Slick Willie's FEY butt-buddy over the next four years. The recount in the AG's race is not as consequential as one might believe, as GOPer Obenshain probably doesn't want to rock the boat, and the DemocRAT--Mark Herring--is a Sigma Chi fraternity brother from UVA (one year ahead of me), and will be getting a steady flow of correspondence exposing the scumbag slimeball the RATS/RINOz have installed in the Virginia's governor's mansion. Four years 2 expose Slick Willie's CRIMES by exposing his FEY LOVER's--and main political squeeze/co-conspirator--rampant criminal misdeeds and there ain't NO WAY T-Max gonna serve out his full term. Congratulations, Governor Northam...it's just a matter of "When?", not "IF"...MUD
Bite...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1623. To: Terry McAuliffe (#1622)
Teri the FEYrie McAuliffe is BI-SEXUAL...MUD He SUX Slick
Willie's tiny little penis...ALLEGEDlee...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1624. To: war (#1530)
"war" AIN'T purty...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1625. To: Landru, jla, BufordP, EricC, Flora McDonald, Slick Willie, Terry McAuliffe, T-MAXmudzBITCH!! (#1522)
(To be sung to the Outlaws' "Green Grass and High Tides")
It's a place your children dream of, where great men once led the free...
Ol' Abe Lincoln, Ronald Reagan, Washington each graced the seat...
FDR, Kennedy, and Jefferson once served the office with pride!
But now we've got Slick Willie bangin' young interns...
Left-Wing tells us, "Let it slide..."
Well, Clinton's been a damned disgrace, spy stories all ring true...
If you say, "It's all Okay!", what does that say 'bout you?!
Med'yuh refuses to ask tough questions, as though Slick were King.
But patriots cannot believe in Bill,
'Cuz Slick's sold his soul to Beijing!! Left declares...
"Treason and high crimes don't matter!"
Good DemocRATS fallin' from glory...
Still, Lib'rals say, "We adore you!"
Left's King's a freak...good folks abhor you-oouu!!
(Guitar Jammin')
Those who don't fight Evil find their souls have been sold cheap...
Numb poltroons can't see how Power has warped Ol' Slick Willie!
Crimes and Slime define their WHORE, they take up all his time.
We'll Re-Impeach, then Slick will do his prison time...
Right'll force him there!!!
Treason and High Crimes will be proved...
Will Democrats follow Slick blindly?!
The Left-Wing says, "We adore you!"
Election's soon...voters will show you-oouu!
Yeah...the Right'll slaughter you-ou-ou-ouuu...!!!
(Mo' Guitar Jammin' to Fade)
Mudboy Slim (08/18/2000)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1626. To: Mudboy Slim (#1612)
What did the neighbors say?
#1627. To: All U'all LibertyFlamerz (#1625)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Yes, indeedy DOO...MUD)8^D$$$!!
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1628. To: redleghunter (#1626)
"What did the neighbors say?"
Well, the $HillaryBOT RAT-moronz R SQUEELin' like STUCK PEEGS...but all my TRUMPster buddies R HOOtin' and hollerin' in CELEBRATION...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1629. To: redleghunter, holdonnow, M. Thatcher, TheRealRUSH, Hannity, Mark Levin, Mayor Levar Stoney (#1626) (Edited)
BTW...my LEAD COUNSEL shall be Mark Levin from Legal Landmark Foundation... ) 8^Dx***!!
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1630. To: hondo68, goldi-lox, Clinton's A Liar, Cal, holdonnow, Angelwood, Howlin, kristinn, Jim Robinson, doug friom upland, BufordP, jla, TLBSHOW, Jhoffa_, nolu_chan, A K A Stone, byeltsin, f. christian, BorisY, Jethro Tull, turtle, Biff the ButtRangin' Plowboyz (#1532) (Edited)
Heh heh heh...all is proceeding per MUDZ Master Plan...told y'all so, U dis-B-leaverz.
Regards...GrandMasterMUD (aka "the PrescientOne")
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!"
and...
"Progressivism/Statism/DeeCeeAuthoritarianism/Lib'ralism DIES with the ObamaCare DEBACLE!!"
Not bad 4 a Native-American TeaPartier, eh?
Let's WIN this, y'all...this is the opportunity ALL Good American Patriots have been waitin' 4...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2013-11-19 9:43:28 ET
Heh heh heh...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1631. To: poet, Sultan88, Ward Smythe, Landru, FBD, cherrybomb88, snow bunny, Fall Guy, Inspector Harry Callahan, ferret mike (#1630)
Are of imagination all compact..."
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "A Midsummer Night's Dream"
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Hmmm...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1632. To: All (#1631)
(To be sung to Bob Marley's "Three Little Birds"*)
*Yep...Radical,RightWing,RebelRedneckRockers Really Regale Reggae...8^D
Don't worry...about a thing...
'Cuz every little things gonna be alright...
Don't worry...about Ol' Slick...
I'm tellin' ya, "All we gotta do is FIGHT!!"
Rise up 'gainst Tyranny...
Smile as we FReep Clinton...
Three little words..."RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT."
Singin', "DETHRONE." MUD's Ballads are quite sincere...
FReepers, this is my message to you-ou-ooouu!!
RightWingers, don't worry...about Ol' Slick...
'Cuz this next election's gonna go all Right!!
Limbaugh, don't worry...(don't worry)...about yer swing...
All them Lib'ral Twits gonna feel our Might!!
Stayed up 'til mornin'...welcomed the risin' sun...
Three little words..."RE-IMPEACH! CONVICT!" Croonin' "DETHRONE!"...
MUD's Ballads are Pure and True...
Singin' "Justice's my message to you-ou-ooouu!!"
Don't worry...about the House...
'Cuz they will RE-IMPEACH on a cool Fall night...(I Promise...)
Singin' "Don't worry 'bout the Senate...
'Cuz Senator Cruz's gonna hold a Trial...(we'll CONVICT!!)
Don't worry...about the Press...
'Cuz all their Lib'ral Lies gonna be ignored...(can't touch our 'Net!!)
Don't worry...about the Left...
'Cuz all them Lib'ral COWARDS gonna fold, not fight!!
TRUMPsterz, don't worry...
(Fade to finish...)
Stay happy, mon...MUD
47 Posted on 09/07/2000 17:41:26 PDT by Mudboy Slim (MudMarley.com)
BEE-YOU-TEE-FULL day, y'all...enjoy it while you can...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1633. To: AG Mark Herring (#1632)
"T-MAX MUDZ BI+C#!!"
(To be sung to Hank Williams, Jr.'s version of his daddy's song, "KAW- LIGA!!")
McAuliffe is a two-bit minion grovellin' fer RAT's Whores!!
He sold his Soul to Ol' Slick Willie...sold Chi-Coms OUR Guns of War!!
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Grinnin' there as if Right doesn't know...
Voters demand answers...you gotta go!!
T-Mac always wore his pin-striped suits and pissed good folks off a lot...
That Traitor stole from Union folks and smoked way too much pot!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOHHH!!! Too corrupt to ever do what's Right...
Because yer heart is stained from constant lyin'!!
(CHORUS)
IN-DICT McAuliffe...Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT McAuliffe...'Tis in Prison he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Slick's face is red...
McAuliffe, yer Party's good as dead!!
McAuliffe is a lowly minion...Sheeple just don't care.
His fate is fixed to the Clinton Traitors but the Voters ain't aware!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOOOOHHH!! In yer trial evidence'll grow...
Right'll make sure, then, the Sheeple know.
Then one day that Winnick shyster bought the DNC Head...
And bribed Terri-Mac, so friggin' FEY, RAT-pimp is Commie RED!!
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Punk stole from Winnick's Global Crossing...
Press wishes Mac was still SlickWillie's dream...
(CHORUS)
IN-DICT MAC-AULIFFE!! Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT MAC-AULIFFE!! In a prison cell he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Left's face is red...
MAC-AULIFFE...RAT Party's good as dead!!!
Mudboy Slim
Let's Roll...MUD
1 posted on Wednesday, July 31, 2002 2:03:03 AM by Mudboy Slim
Heh heh heh...over SIXTEEN years ago, and still apropos...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1634. To: Mudboy Slim (#1633)
#1635. To: meguro, holdonnow, Howlin, Goldi-lox, dirtboy, BufordP, Angelwood, Doctor Raoul, ironman, MaggieTee, M. Thatcher, The Real Rush, George W. Bush, Landru, jla, Cyber-Band, Marysecretary, Ragtime Cowgirl, PhiKapMom, Pippin, FreeTheHostages, GunsareOK (#1630)
JakeyBoy asked if I could "play that fiddlin' song again, daddy" so here goes...
(To be sung to the Charlie Daniels Band's "The Devil Went Down to Georgia")
McAuliffe came down to Richmond,
He was lookin' for some votes to steal,
He was in a bind 'cuz RATS're always lyin',
And he was willin' to make a deal!
Then he came accross this young man,
Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot...
Left's KlintonKlone jumped up on an ol' Dogwood stump,
And growled, "Boy, let me tell you what...
Perhaps you didn't know it, but I'm a politician, too,
And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play pretty good fiddle, boy, but give this Lib'ral his due...
I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, cuz I think I'm better 'n you!"
Ol' Mud said, "My name's Mudboy and I don't trust yer spin...
But I'll take your bet and yer gonna regret,
'Cuz I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
(Chorus)
Mudboy, you rosin up your bow and play yer fiddle hard,
'Cuz Hell's broke loose in Richmond and Big Guv'ment'sw 4 RAT-tardz!!
And if you win you'll get that shiny fiddle made of gold,
But if you lose, Dem Lib'rals get yer soul.
Terry PUNK opened up his case and said, "I'll start this show!"
" Slick's Bile spewed from his lyin' lips as he rosined up his bow...
" And he pulled the bow accross the strings and it made an Evil hiss!
" The Lib'ral Medyuh joined in and it sounded somethin' like this...
(McAuliffe fiddle solo...Leftist Med'yuh keyboards in...)
When Slick, Jr. finished, Mudboy said,
"Well, yer pretty good, Vile One,
But sit down in that chair right there,
And I'll show you how it's done!!
"Spies in Slick's White House, Leftist Scum...
Slick's sold us out to the China-men!
Sickenin' true Americans, bangin' Dem Whores,
Lib'ral Bastards gonna Hear MUD ROOAARRR!!"
(Mudboy solo)
McAuliffe bowed his head becuz he knew that he'd been beat,
And he laid that gilded crown on the ground at Mudboy's feet.
Mudboy said, "Lib'ral, you come on back if you ever want to try again,
I done told you once, you sonofabitch, I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
Mud sang, "Spies in Slick's White House, Vile TREASON!!
Willie sold his soul to the Evil One!
RATS goin' to prison, takin' Slick's Whore,
Medyuh's whinin', "Who couldda known...?!"
An oldie but a goodie...MUD
1 Posted on 08/08/1999 23:30:42 PDT by Mudboy Slim
BTW...almost time 2 hurry home and listen 2 El Rushbo from 1200-1500 EAT...WRVA 1140!!
Later, GATORZ...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1636. To: A K A Stone (#1634)
Gracias, Senor Stone...excellent video. Utmost regards...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1637. To: Mudboy Slim, They Live, BushBots (#1630)
#1638. To: hondo68 (#1637)
I watched that motion picture, hondope. It was very entertaining.
Is Rowdy Roddy still alive?
#1639. To: Fred Mertz, all out of bubble gum (#1638)
Is Rowdy Roddy still alive?
No, he passed away about a year ago. RIP
Published on Jul 31, 2015
In this special piece by Darrin McBreen we see clips from the movie They Live and pay tribute to a great patriot now passed 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper. Thank you for everything you did and how you used your influence to try and better the world. Rest in peace.
#1640. To: hondo68 (#1637) (Edited)
And I no more believe Topper was really blind than I believe he had eyes in his boots.
My opinion is, that it was a done thing between him and Scrooge's nephew;
and that the Ghost of Christmas Present knew it. The way he went after that plump sister
in the lace tucker, was an outrage on the credulity of human nature."
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Hmmm...4 WOT its Werth, TRUMP shall B Reagan Reborn...
Or else MY NAME ain't...Hondo68
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1641. To: hondo68 (#1639)
"'Rowdy' Roddy Piper"
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1642. To: Fred Mertz, A K A Stone, redleghunter (#1638)
Great video, Ethyl...
"Is Rowdy Roddy still alive?"
"No, he passed away about a year ago. RIP"
America's losing a lotta good patriots these last few years...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1643. To: goldilucky, Renee MESSier, LOUis MESSier, RONnee MESSier, PAPAjohn, MAMAsue, Wilma FlintSTONE'd (#1571)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
ZACKLEY what I usedta tell my Ex-wife, but I wuz tragicalLEE WRONG,
She's STILL a STOOOPID, brainDEAD, FemiNAZI Hildabeeast supporter/RAT-MOE- ron ...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1644. To: A K A Stone, meguro, Goldi-LOX, TLBSHOW, Jhoffa_, Biff Tannen, Willie Green, war (#1634)
#4208. To: Meguro (#4203)
LOL...NO, girleyman lib'ral RAT-pussyBOY...
Remember, shit4brainz, U R the TeaBagger...
MUD is a TeaPartier!!
Now go brush that anonymous male's ejaculation outta yer teeth, PenisBreath!!
Sheeeesh...
Regards...NOT, YOU asswipe ObamaBOT!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA...Typical RAT LowInformationVoterAlert!!
Now, go WIPE off yer chin, RATscum!!
ROFLMAO (@ meggie the sorta man/sorta wife/sorta useless scumsuckin' asshole)
Ornery...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2013-10-04 10:12:10 ET
Glory HOLE DAZE, indeed...MUD )*^D$***
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1645. To: acad1228, Landru, tomkow6, MeekOneGOP, jla, FBD, BOBTHENAILER (#1644)
> What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? > Juan on Juan > > What is a Yankee? > The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. > > What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? > The position of the dirt bag > > Why is divorce so expensive? > Because it's worth it. > > What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? > Doughnuts? > > Why is air a lot like sex? > Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any > > What do you call a smart blonde? > A golden retriever. > > What do attorneys use for birth control? > Their personalities. > > What's the fastest way to a man's heart? > Through his chest with a sharp knife. > > Why do men want to marry virgins? > They can't stand criticism. > > Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? > Because those men already have boyfriends. > > What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? > After a year, the dog is still excited to see you > > What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? > The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. > > Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? > Because they have cotton balls. > > What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? > A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. > > What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? > "Are you sure it's mine?" > > Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? > Mace will do that to you. > > Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ? > Everyone has the same DNA. > > Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? > Breasts don't have eyes. > > Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? > Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. > > Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? > They named him "Sum Ting Wong" > > What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? > A speech impediment. > > What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? > They're hiring. > > What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? > A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe". > > How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? > Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! > > What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? > A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..." > > Why is there no Disneyland in China ? > No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.
Yer welCOME...MUD
1,721 posted on 4/21/2005 3:02:18 PM by Mudboy Slim
(From that day hence, they were known as the FReeper Underground...MUD)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1646. To: All (#1645)
True DAT...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1647. To: Fred Mertz, war, A K A Stone, nolu_chan, Jhoffa_, buckeroo, AuntB, byeltsin, Goldi-lox, meguro (#1646)
(2 B sung 2 the Allman Brothers' "MUDZ No Angel")
No, Right's not angels...
Folks, we're not strangers 2 the streets...
Left's got US labeled...
DemRATS shall crumble at R feet!!
Yes, MUD knows, Barry...
Dude, I've got scars upon my dreams!!
Yes, I'm half crazy...
Come on and TRUST ME, Barry...
Yeah, RATS find MUD hard to swallow...
Still, Left's SLEAZY while MUD's BOLD!!
Folks, Barack wears chaps that tingle...
BO will NEVER LEAD U, folks...
Obama licks/sniffs male hymens!!
RATS STEALIN' all R gold!!
LeftWing's DANG'ROUS!!
No I'm no angel...
Still, MUD's no stranger to the HOOd...
Let me rock this Nation...
HELP MUD start a fire burnin' GOOD!!
Oh come on, Barry...
Come and play...MUD'll show U up N HOOps!!
Lib'rals drive me KRAY-zeee...
Come on and fight me, FEYrie!!
So you don't give a darn about me
I never treat you bad
I won't ever lift a hand to hurt you
I'll always leave you glad
So I might steal your diamonds
I'll bring you back some gold
Right's 4 angels...
No, MUDZ no angel...
Still, I'm no stranger to the dark...
Let MUD rock this Nation...
Let me start a fire N yer heart!!
Oh come on, Patriots...
Come and let MUD show U my good news!!
HELP ME drive RATS crazy...
Come on and love me, Barry!!
Oh come on, Barry...
RATZ R LAZY!!
Barack's dainty...
Oh come on, Reggie...
Yeah, come on, Dukie...
Mudboy Slim (8 August 2013)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1648. To: A K A Stone, goldilucky, Angelwood, BufordP, kristinn, Sauropod, hondo68, taxman, buckeroo, TLBSHOW, Landru, DOG, JakeyBoy, JessieLEE, Eener the EX- (#1646)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Well, I BELIEVE I'm ecstatic that the ObamaNation is all but DEAD...
Aside from Slick Willie and Jimmy Carter, THE WORST POTUS in MUDZ lifetime, BAR NONE!!
420,000 FREE joints being handed out in DeeCee on Friday...
Gonna B a C.Hill'd crowd @ TRUMPZ coronation...LOL!!!
C.U. in DEE Cee, y'all...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1649. To: Hank, Torie, yankhater, Sultan88, holdonnow, M. Thatcher, PlowBOYZ LOST..LOL!! (#1644)
Three CHEERZ 4 a TRUE American HERO/Officer and a Gentleman...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1650. To: All (#1649)
Sixteen FITTY...MUD )8^DX***!!
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1651. To: All (#1610)
And U heard it here FIRST...MUD )8^D***(
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1652. To: Mudboy Slim, 420 Jeb!, GOPotheads (#1648)
420,000 FREE joints being handed out in DeeCee on Friday...
#1653. To: hondo68 (#1652)
The HYPOCRISY of the Federal Government throwing otherwise law-abiding folks in jail for imbibing and/or selling the whacky tobackky despite our last three Presidents being acknowledged pot-smokers AND COKEheads is more than Americans ought to be willing to bear. Decriminalizing the sale, purchase, and use of THC-based products at the Federal level is the sort of EASY legislation Trump and the Pubbies can enact to demonstrate the absurdity of the Marxist RAT- media's LIES and distortions to the next generation of voters. Folks are sick and tired of the over-reaching and all-powerful Federal Leviathan "saving US from Ourselves" with these sorta nonsensical laws and proscriptions. Leave the making of these sort of laws up to the States and Localities, and simplify testing for those employed in jobs wherein their sobriety is necessary to maintain public safety (i.e. airline pilots, bus drivers, etc.), but get out of micromanaging WeThePeople's LIVES, imho...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1654. To: randge, Lod, Jethro Tull, goldilucky, Jhoffa_, sweetwater jack, dirty, Moose, Landru, stand watie, BufordP, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, Clinton's a liar, kristinn (#1616)
(To be sung to Jackson Browne's "Stay!!")
Hildabeast, yer soul's empty...
While yer hubby craves the stage...
RATS can fuss, but it's yer crown!!
Barry's late to come and he should leave...
Work it, you got justified rage!!
The DemocRATS, they're letting you down...
Yer fight's with people who ain't Right!!
You waited fer yer time...
Then, when you got up, RAT voters screamed "BarryOhhh!!"
Obama's weak...
That young punk ain't been 'round...
The Media Whore'd seems unaware...
Girl, you've known Power he'll never know!!
So, drink that whiskey shot and make yer stand...
Dress Tim Russert down and tell'em you got cramps!!
'Cause when it comes to saving you,
You know Rush Limbaugh's yer champ!!
But when that last stump speech's been packed away...
You know the Right still wants to play.
So just make sure you got it all set to go...
Before you come for MUD's piano.
(Raucous cheers)
Girl, my band you can trust...
To Denver We Shall Go!!
We're gonna freep fer Right and throw some mud on Barack Ohhh!!
And his wife, I don't know...
HorseFace Mark Warner's just a RAT HO!!
And these songs all show Left's shame...
RATS believe Left's lies on street corner shrooms...
And wander 'round Lame-brained!!
Folks, the Right shall come and we'll lead great crowds...
'Cuz we know Reagan thought the same!!
(Crowd goes wild)
Folks, it's OUR country and socialism ain't US!!
Liberty, it's our credo...effete RATS and RINOs embarrass US!!
We'll whup Marxist Greens & make a scene!!
You've got suckers all 'round DeeCee...
You've got Rev'rend Wright on the video!!
You've got time to think, Big Guv'ment you love...
But yer Power'll blow away!!
Girl, it's only Right, RATS' time is short...
'Cuz the Right says, "Freedom shall reign!!"
Sheeple, we've got the power over what we do!!
You can sit there and whine...
Or you can pull US through!!
Come along, sing MUD's songs...
You know ol' Slim ain't wrong!!
'Cuz when RATS' Media Scum tears Dubyuh down...
You just remember, they're all clowns!!
But Rush'll be scheduled to appear...
To millions of pairs of eager ears!!
Hill'ry stay...just a little bit longer!!
We want to play -- just a little bit longer!!
Now all Dem voters don't mind...
And the Union don't mind...
If you take yer merry time...
Girl, just pay DemRATS no mind and sing...
One more song!!
Oh, won’t you stay just a little bit longer?
Please, please, please say you will...
Say you will!!
Oh won’t you stay just a little bit longer?
Ohh, won't you stay just a little bit longer? Hey-ey-ey...
Girl, yer vile hubby don’t mind...
And the Networks won’t mind...
If you take yer precious time...
Hil, let's leave it all behind and sing...
One more song!!
Mudboy Slim (5 June 2008)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1655. To: Cyber-Band, betty boop (#1654)
"Just over two centuries ago, our forefathers risked Life, Liberty, and their personal fortunes to stand up against an over-bearing and tyrannical government. Because of their courage and determination, the original Thirteen Colonies became what we now know as the United States of America. Therefore, our honored forebears were all-too-aware of the propensity for central governing bureaucracies to grow out of control. The writers of our Constitution, in an attempt to protect the citizenry from this eventuality, chose to enumerate our individual liberties in the Bill of Rights. The First Amendment includes "the right to free speech," which not only protected the individual's right to speak out against the government, but also enabled the Fourth Branch of Government-- the Free Press, if you will--to flourish. For over two hundred years, this watchdog Media has turned over many rocks, exposing the dark under-belly of American politics...UNTIL NOW!!
Less than one year removed from occupying the Oval Office at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, is a small petty man, heading a vast criminal conspiracy. Bill Clinton most certainly committed multiple felonies and obstructed justice in the Monica Lewinsky matter. A morally-weak, spineless Senate was not up to the task of removing him from office, making a mockery of our Legal System as the #1 Law Enforcement Officer in the land is master-minding a relentless attack on The Rule of Law; however, it is clear that Clinton is "Guilty" (beyond all reasonable doubts) of multiple felonies and SHALL BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE!!
Since escaping Justice in the Impeachment Trial, Mr. Clinton has been credibly accused of Violent RAPE by one nice woman, Ms. Juanita Broaddrick. Either this is a major slander against the good name of an innocent man...or else Bill Clinton raped and violently bit the lip of this young woman. If it wasn't true, don't you think the Rapist-in-Chief would have come out a bit more strongly in his own defense?!
Now, we come to find out the President of the United States is most likely guilty of TREASON, for accepting illegal foreign campaign donations from the Communist Chinese in exchange for basically offering a free run of our Nuclear Weapons Labs and authorizing high technology transfers through key Democratic National Committee contributors, Hughes and Loral. Corruption never ran as deep and as wide as is the case with Slick Willie's Administration!!
Yes, when it comes to brazenly flouting the laws and mores of this Country, this Clinton Cadre of Corrupt Communist Co-Conspirators is charting a new course. Yet, the blatantly Left-Wing Media can't find the time or the manpower to investigate/report the Truth about Slick Willie's Felonious Behavior, the "dark side" of the man who could violently rape a supportor and suggest as he left, "Better put some ice on that, baby!" No, our "Free Press" cannot even find it in themselves to report on the TREASON committed by Bill Clinton, in which each and every man, woman, and child in America is now significantly more at risk than 8 years ago, simply because Bill Clinton needed some illegal contributions to retain his tenuous hold on the reins of Power.
We've seen how ridiculous the Yugoslavian State-controlled Media Propoganda Machine looked in the recent conflagration in Kosovo...who amongst the Media Poltroons can explain to me the difference between Osama bil Clinton's Media and Slobo's or bin Laden's?!! Fortunately, the Network drones are becoming irrelevant!
If you want to help in reclaiming our Country from the Evil that occupies the Oval Office, here's the gameplan...
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DE-PENSION. DISBAR.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
(COURT-MARTIAL FOR TREASON AND APPROPRIATE PUNISHMENT OPTIONAL)
Quite Sincerely,
MUD
499 posted on 12/29/2001 3:11:33 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
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