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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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#1524. To: r-u-n-n o-f-t, white sands, TLBSHOW, ferret, Julian the Apostate, rotten, dwbh, FormerLurker, malador, eschoir (#1523)
(To be sung to Bruce Springteen's "Pink Cadillac")
Left may think we're foolish...
Fer the righteous things we do.
Slick, you wonder why we taunt you...
Why you insult our values like you do.
Slick Willie, you are a SCUMBAG...
There ain't no secret 'bout that!!
So, come on over here and LISTEN...
Willie, I'll spill the facts!
Slick Willie, it ain't yer Country...
Indictment'll be proof of that!!
We loathe you fer yer Waco Attack...
Nukes to Chinese...
Rapin' Broaddrick...
Fightin' 'gainst the FRee...
Skankin' on young girls...
Bullyin' the Right...
Spendin' all our tax-money on yer overseas flights!!
Willie, I just wonder...
Why Lib'rals still cut you slack...
With yer knife in their backs...
Slick's DemonRATS!!!!
Bill Clinton desecrates his Bible...
Bombs Nations justa show he's strong!!
There's always another temptress...
Prez'dent really oughtta know doin' interns is WRONG!!
Chi-Coms bought you, Bill, with Silver...
Slick, you sold our NUKES fer Gold!!
Tyrants BRIBE Ol' Slick with treasures...
National Security's been SOLD!!
Lewinsky tempted Clinton with her strap thong...
Slick said, "Lemme snort a li'l crack!!"
Just another of Slick's DemonRATS!!
Indict the CREEP...
Next, WE SHALL CONVICT!!
In jail, Slick'll sleep!!
Prison's Slick's New World...
Prison's only right...
Savin' all his lovin' fer a cellmate named Dwight!! (BWAHAHAHA!!! )
Willie, I just wonder if you'll sleep well in yer rack...
Or will YOU simply crack?!
Now some folks say MUDZ too BOLD...
He should "show more class."
Some folks say MUDZ too COLD...
Well, DemRATS can kiss MUDZ a$$!!
This Country is bigger than Bill Clinton...
It's bigger than the Med'yuh, too!!
Clinton, there's only one thing...
That I must say to you...
"Slick Willie...Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"
RightWing, we must go on the attack...
And kick the butts of all Slick's DemonRATS!!
Slick's DemonRATS...Slick's DemonRATS...Slick's DemonRATS...
(Fade to finish...)
Mudboy Slim
Mudboy Slim posted on 2005-07-11 16:11:03 ET
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1525. To: sultan88, jla, FBD, Landru, bobthenailer, forgodssake, cherrybomb88 (#1524)
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Black Peter")
All of Greg's FRiends came to see him last night...
Sultan's watchin' with the Lord at his side.
Landru, Stormhands and JLA know Devolving Power's sooo Right!!
Ignore Left's spin...the Medyuh fools retards!!
Next, Hoo-oo-oo'll stand 'gainst Big Guv'ment RATS?!
Must make our stand...Dem Lib'ral FReeaks all LIE!!
Folks, my FRiends shall live to meet the Band!!
FReepers love Rush and Sean Hannity's vibe...
Right we trust...gonna whup RATS' Power!!
MUD don't play...Dem Socialists ain't Right!!
Left's sorrow is great...help US FReep RATS out!!
Yes, Greg knew Obenshain...Warner's Judgement Day!!
Now we must fight fer this Great Country...and Right shall win!!
Poet's looking down on US...future's lookin' up!!
Fi-i-ight fer yer children...my FRiends, we have the Power!!
Fight RAT-Power...Fight Left's Power!!
You FReepers should know...ModSquad FReepers ain't fair!!
Thank God there are men as BOLD as Meek!!
ForGod'sSake, we're all FReepers...ModSquad, please reFRain!!
Folks, let's fight to be FRee!! Liberty!!
Must be FRee!! Come...Liberty...we're FRee!!
Mudboy Slim (3 June 2005)
BTW..."Black XXXII"
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1526. To: r-u-n-n o-f-t, Flora McDonald, iceskater, Cal, Howlin, Landru, jla, FBD, dead (#1525)
The OPUS that got me BANNED from TOS...MUD
"My first OPUS ever...F*** This Place, I'M OUTTA HERE!!"
The MudCave / 21 April 2005 / Mudboy Slim
Posted on 04/21/2005 11:49:24 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim
Alright, I don't wanna mess this up on account of it being my first OPUS ever, but here goes!!
F** this place, y'all are nothin' but a bunch of BUMP-ON-THE-LOG RINOs!! SHEEEESH...I might as well be hangin' out with a bunch of LePers as waste my time FReepin' with y'all!! How many of y'all even FReepin' know that we stood up fer the Constitution in demanding that US Senators disallow the UN- Constitutional Filibustering of Dubyuh's Judicial appointments last Thursday?! JimRob flew all the way from California to DeeCee to be there, and there were 30 F%^$in' FReepers there!! Yeah, they were the best of the FReepers (Kristinn, Angelwood, tgslTakoma, BillF, BufordP, Doctor Raoul, Congressman BillyBob, gunsareok, and YES, Clinton's a Liar), but gawldurnnit, can't we muster up more than 30 folks fer such a worthy event?!
This place could be sooo much more than it is, but it seems too many of y'all are content to sit on yer FReepin' butts and let history happen to you...to HELL with that, let's make history happen the way we figger it oughtta happen!! We can win this FReepin' Culture War, but we needn't be so quick to look fer a FReepin' compromise!! However, Star's reprimand to me this evening just pointed out why this place ain't where I need to be wastin' all my valuable time. FReeRepublic.com used to be a glorious place...hey JimRob, remember when Congressman Bob Barr told America that the Clinton Impeachment WOULDDA NEVER HAPPENED had it not been fer the noble efforts of FReepers?! And then there was the Election Imbroglio of 2000, when FReepers stood up and were counted in Florida and the RATS were exposed as the FRauds they've always been...dammit, if any Newbie FReeper don't know FReeper History, what the heck good are they?!
But things have gradually changed...it became obvious to me when first Snow Bunny was unceremoniously OUSTED by a JUNTA of blood-thirsty GuildMembers. I hear Arne Fufkin was involved, but he's never fessed up to me about it. Even my good FRiend Howlin--reputedly a founding member of the Coven...LOL--was as disgusted as me by that pack of jackals...and y'all know who you are!!
But it got worse, it got personal...have y'all heard of my episode with ST.LOUIE1?! LOL...gimme a break!! See, after the blood-thirsty GuildMembers sliced and diced Snow Bunny and ran her off, they took over her whole concept of Daily Threads...Chrissie was all about building long-term relationships and the Daily threads do exactly that. I love the Canteen, the Foxhole, and the Daily Dose, but I'll never truly feel welcome at the FReeper's Finest on account of the stroy I'm about to tell you.
See, I usedta be good buddies with all the folks on the Finest...heck, I even had the distinct honor of having a Finest thread written about yers truly...LOL!! Until that fateful day I questioned the manhood of AG John Ashcroft...see, apparently, ST.LOUIE1 is a big buddy of John Ashcroft's (St. Louis, MO...MO Senator Ashcroft, you do the math), and when I began to question Ashcroft fer his lack of cajones, Ol' ST.LOUIE1 got hisself a burr under his saddle...LOL!! But instead of conFRonting me personally, he sicced the Admin MODS on me and demanded I cease and desist all negativity towards his butt- buddy, RINO John Ashcroft!!
I, OTOH, told ST.LOUIE1 to BITE ME!! Which he did, three times. Every time I posted a comment to ST.LOUIE1 regarding his RINO buttboy John Ashcroft, my posting privileges were unceremoniously discontinued fer ever-increasing amounts of time. Still, I posted my anti-Ashcroft screeds and took my punishment like a man...but I've questioned ST.LOUIE1's manhood ever since!!
Now, since we're questioning folks' manhood and everything, let me spill the beans about that rascal, Grampa Dave. Now there's a JUDAS fer ya!! I was never anything but civil, deferential, and respectful of that old man until the day I crossed him on this issue or that...LOL, I still have no idea what the issue was, but I printed it off and have it around the MudCave somewhere...but that meek old man came after me like I was personally gang-bangin' his ol' lady!! SHEEESH, he called me--oh, BTW, I remember the issue, Ol' Gramps said I wasn't supportive enuff of Dubyuh's candidacy sometime last August--the old fart called me a "Moby Troll" who was the worst kind of EVIL on account of me being so good at FReepin'...LOL!! BTW, Grampa Dave, you OLD FReepin' FART, anytime you wanna be a bastard to my face...BRING IT ON!! I got nothing moral against whuppin' some old fart's ARSE!!
Well, I got other KRAP on other FReepers, but I'm gonna shut my trap fer now...I'm certain I've made enuff of a fool of myself fer one evening, but I wanna make this perfectly clear, all you Newbies have no right whatsoever telling me what I can and cannot post on this thread or that. Star, I love you and everything, but I was FReepin' the Canteen when you were knee-high to a grasshopper, girl, and when you tell me what you think I should be posting and what I shouldn't be posting, well, you can just keep that KRAP to yerself, 'cuz I couldn't care less about yer opinion on what you think is appropriate fer me to post...and YES, I mean that!!
I'll FReep at y'all sometime on or about the 16th of May...MUD
_____________________________________________________________________________
I've promised Mr. Robinson that I'll be a FReeper 'til the day I die, so obviously my departure from FR.com will only be temporary...god willin' and the creek don't rise...but I will reFRain from posting on FR.com fer the next three weeks, three days, three hours, thirty-three minutes and thirty-three seconds, but if you need to speak to me in the meantime, I'll be over at LibertyPost.org...MUD
1 posted on 04/21/2005 11:49:25 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim
So THAT'S what got me "permanently" BANNED from TOS...LOL!! Yeah, sorta harsh, but my point is that out AdminModerator system over there keeps chasing off good, solid Conservative/Libertarian FReepers while utterly failing the ACTIVISM function that made FR.com the political force it had become. Nothing against Republicans as a whole, but when FR.com becomes GOP.com or Dubyuh.com, we start to fergit how to think fer ourselves and seem to lose confidence in stating a position until we've found out what the RNC's position is, or Dubyuh's!! FReepers--and LPosters and FUers--ought to strive fer more than that!!
FReegards...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1527. To: All U MOE-RONZ (#1523)
Q: What's the contour integral around Western Europe?
A: Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe!
Addendum: Actually, there ARE some Poles in Western Europe, but they are removable!
Q: An English mathematician (I forgot who) was asked by his very religious colleague: Do you believe in one God?
A: Yes, up to isomorphism!
Q: What is a compact city?
A: It's a city that can be guarded by finitely many near-sighted policemen!
-- Peter Lax
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Heh heh heh...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1528. To: Happy Quanzaa, war, Ethyl Mertz, Badeye, A K A Stone (#27)
"Good, now I want you, war, Fred, & Badeye to join hands and sing Kumbaya. ;-)blessed are the peacemakers"
Bless U2, HQ...Hey Stoney, look @ US, singing all together...it's yet another Quanzaa Miracle!!
SHEEESH, war, 2 much friggin' soprano, dude...U R a "DOOD", right?! Hmmm...I gotz my doubts...MUD (smh) )8^D!!
BTW...now THATZ KARMA!!
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1529. To: Fred Mertz, Ethyl Mertz (#25)
When I usedta know you on FR and in DeeCee, you seemed to be in agreement--with ME--that BigGuv'mentCorruption was a bad thing,
but now you are cavorting with those who want to grow the Federal Leviathan even faster than Slick Willie and Dubyuh COMBINED!!
I'm sorry that yer personal life has deteriorated to the point that
you are now looking to Obama fer yer daily sustenance (sigh)...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1530. To: war, ALL U Lib'ral Flamers aka Obamabot MOE-Rons (#1514)
Yep, that's "war", and we all know "'war' AIN'T PRETTY!!"
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1531. To: hondo68 (#1513)
Thanks 4 the snapshot of "war", mi compadre...MUD
(To be sung to the Velvet Underground's "Pale Blue Eyes")
Liberty makes me happy...
Sosh'lism...it is bad...
Lib'rals ain't never happy...
They're Commies who are oh so mad...
NATION, RE-IMPEACH LEFT'S CAD!!
Just move on, you Chi-Com spies...
Left is WRONG...come join the Right!!
Sing it out from the mountain tops...
"Liberty Fer the Meek!!"
Lib'ral fools love enslavement...
It's yer money Leftists seek!!
It's yer FReedom RATS seek!!
Just move on...Dem Leftists LIE!!
Left is WRONG...come join our fight!!
If I could tell the World the TRUTH 'bout Slick'n'Hillary...
RightWing shall ne'er fear her!!
Stand up fer Liberty!!
Stand tall becuz yer FRee!!
Just move on...Slick Willie's slime...
RATS are WRONG!! Come join the Right!!
Vote fer Life and FReedom!!
Whup Dem Lib'rals' butts!!
We say, "Justice is Right On this time...
Slick LIES...his gig is up!!"
Down fer FOOLS is UP!!
Can't move on...RATS Treas'nous Spies!!
Left is WRONG!! RINOZ ain't Right!!
It is GOOD that Right IMPEACHED Willie...
Right must do it once again!!
Must fight Dem Lib'ral Fairies...
Fight fer TRUTH, my FReeper FRiends...
MUD ain't foolin'...we'll git Ol' Slick!!
Shan't move on...Left's Heathen Slime!!
Left is WRONG...come join the Right!!
Mudboy Slim (03/25/2005)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1532. To: Mudboy Slim (#1531)
Saw the Velvet Underground at the Alexandria Roller Rink a zillion years ago.
Merry Christmas!
#1533. To: hondo68 (#1532)
Mudbot goes for broke!
#1534. To: A K A Stone (#1404)
"Q: How many DeeCee RATZ/RINOZ repairman does it take to fix a flat?
A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires.
Q: How long does it take?
A: It's indeterminate. It will depend upon how many flats they've brought with them.
Q: What happens if you've got TWO flats?
A: They replace your generator."
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
All 2 TRUE...MUD )8^D!!
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1535. To: Fred Mertz (#1533)
Heh heh heh...good one, Ethyl...actually, though, MUD weighed 250 lbs. in 03/16, but now weighs 175 lbs.
C U @ CPAC, buddy-boy!!
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1536. To: All (#1535)
American Conservative Union
Conservative Political Action Conference
Wednesday-Saturday, February 22-25, 2017
Gaylord National Resort & Convention Center
201 Waterfront Street
National Harbor, MD 20745
Ph: (202) 347-9388 | Fx: (202) 347-9389
Betcha we see TheDonald there, Patriots...WooHOOO!!
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1537. To: hondo68 (#1532)
"Saw the Velvet Underground at the Alexandria Roller Rink a zillion years ago."
Hmmm...that means it was prehistoric, according 2 MUDZ math. Lou Reed ROX...MUD
BTW...Happy Holy Daze 2 U2, mi amigo.
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1538. To: Fred Mertz, cuck alliance, Glenn Beck, Samantha Bee (#1533)
#1539. To: Eener Reissem, ElRushbo, The Great One, Donald Trump, Hannity, Glenn Beck, M. Thatcher, holdonnow (#1526)
This one is dedicated 2 MUDZ Ex-wife, a true Obamabot MOE-ron!!
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven")
(TheBigMan on twelve-string...MUD on flute...)
There's a Party who's sure...
All Left's Minions Are Dolts...
They're defilin' Right's New Bridge to FReedom.
When Left first hears...they know...
Medyuh Whore'd is RATS' Ho!!
HollyWeirdSlick will git what he raped for.
Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
And RATS're lyin' 'bout Slick Willie's Treason.
There are signs Left Shall Fall!!
'Cuz Truth haunts Left fer sure...
And you know Willie's words have no meaning.
In a cave, reading books,
There's a Patriot who sings...
"Lib'rals, all of yer thoughts are Ms. Streisand!!"
Oooh...it makes me wonder.
Ooooh...don't it make YOU wonder?!
There's a feelin' I get...
When I look at the Left,
And my spirit starts crying, "They're dimwits!!"
Yes, MUD's thoughts Right Shall Sing...
Rings of smoke from MUD's cave...
Heed the voices of those who hear Limbaugh!!
Oooh...Rush makes me wonder.
Oooh...don't Rush make Left shudder?!
Next, MUD whispered that soon...
"If Right all sings in tune...
Then, TheDonald shall lead us with Reason!!"
And a new day will dawn...
For those HOO stand strong...
And our children will burst out in laughter!!
("Does Anybody Remember Laughter?!!")
Oh~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh...
Whoah~hooh~oh~ohh.
If there's a question in your head, folks,
Don't be alarmed now...
It's a reaction to RATZ RAPE-King!!
Yes, there are two paths you can go by,
And, my Lib'ral FRiends,
Folks, there's still time to change the road you're on!!
Folks, it makes me wonder.
Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh.
The Left is drownin' and RATZ don't know...
Oh wherez Olde Slick goin'?!
BillzaBUBZ callin' RATZ to join him!!
Sweet ladies, can you hear Left's Lies Flow?!
And did you know...
Yer FReedom lies with the RighteousRightWi~hahh~ah-ohh?
And as we Fight DemLib'ral HOZ...
Dutch Reagan's larger than Left knows.
There walks a Nation Strong and Bold!!
Who knows what's Right...WE want to show...
How America's future is GOLD...
And if you listen oh so hard,
MUD's tunes will come to you at last.
When all are 0one and Guv'ment's small-yeah...
'Cuz Right Shall Rock and Then We'll Ro__ll!!
And Right's Building a New Bridge to FReedom!!
Mudboy Slim (11/15/2002)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1540. To: hondo68 (#1538)
LOL...although I think Glenn Beck is a good patriot, he just ain't MUDZ cup o' TEA.
4 my radio dollar, it's El Rushbo and/or Mark Levin (The GreatOne)...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1541. To: goldilucky, r-u-n-n o-f-t, white sands, TLBSHOW, ferret, Julian the Apostate, rotten, dwbh, FormerLurker, malador, eschoir (#1525)
(To be sung to Kid Rock's "Do It For You")
Umm...hmmm...um........um hmmmm...
Been FReepin' alone...
Thinking about our past...
Tryin' to do what's Right...
Gonna whup some RINO A$$!!
These tunes I'm hawkin'...
Never seem to lead nowhere!!
The World just ain't Just...vile Tyranny...
FReedom's gonna last...
FReep fer Liberty!!
It seems like FReedom...
Has never had this land so scair't!!
Right don't change...
Leftists come and go!!
How I wish Right could embold you...
Let's FReep fer yer Country, folks!!
Yes, I know MUD might seem crazy...
But I fight with righteous tunes!!
We'll educate Dem fools...
And all them RINOs, too...
Fight Dem ignorant fools!!
(Cool guitar jammin'...)
I wonder how much you love bein' FRee...
Let's whup some Lib'ral A$$...
We'll sing fer Liberty!!
'Cuz we love our FReedom...
Right's better than the Left, I swear!!
Right don't change...
Leftists come and go!!
How I wish Right would embold you...
Let's FReep fer yer Country, folks!!
Yes, I know MUD might seem crazy...
But I fight with righteous tunes!!
We'll educate Dem fools...
And all them RINOs, too...
Fight Dem ignorant fools!!
(MUD on harmonica, sweet guitar playin' by the Big Man)
Listen to me!!
I wonder why folks give up bein' FRee...
There's nuthin' more I want...
Than our Liberty!!
Freepers are rockin'...
And the Good Lord will help Right win!!
Right don't change...
Justice shall be so!!
How I wish Truth would embold you...
Let's FReep fer this Country's soul!!
Yes, I know most folks are lazy...
So, I'll fight this fight fer you!!
Becuz I want to...
Let's be BOLD and RATS are through!!
Nation, I'd do anything for you...
Right shall smite Dem impish fools!!
Umm hmmm...
Mudboy Slim (25 April 2005)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1542. To: Eschoir, MurryMom, sinkspur, ArneFufkin, dwbh, Mr. Jenkins, Arator, M. Thatcher, ferret, xusmc0311, war (#1525)
Remember, y'all, not all Democrats are DemonRATS and not all Liberals are Lib'rals...MUD
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")
Lib'rals...my FRiends...
When will yer hatred disappear?!
Leftists...my bros...
Help tell Dem zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With good intents in their souls...
IGNORANT FOOLS...EVIL Goals!!
Please explain why Clinton Lied!!
But Lib'rals...my FRiends...
'Tis fer FReedom that Trumpsterz fight!!
Lib'rals...are ignorant...yeah...
Minion DOLTS...put HATE aside!!
Lib'rals...we'll still love ya...
MLK ain't fer gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were so close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"Terri...MacAuliffe...YOU SHALL BE DETHRONED THIS YEAR!!!"
(Haunting keyboard solo)
So...daughters, gently sleep...
Fer yer futures, TRUMP shall REEP!!
Avenge Obama's shameless crimes!!
And Trumpsterz...MY Bros, please just know that "WE ARE RIGHT!!"
'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls...
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Lib'rals...Trumpsters P'own ya, baby...
Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!!
We won't let DemonRATS git their claws in you...
C'mon FReepers, join the Fight!!
Lib'rals...Dimwits...ain't it good to be alive?!
Sosh'lists...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...
Mudboy Slim (11/16/2002)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1543. To: Matt the BaldDude, Old Man Britt, D-rock Britt, D-rock the dealer..Sal, Trump U2, BITCH!!l (#1542)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
TRUMP U2, beee-ahhhtchezzz...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1544. To: hondo68 (#1532)
Saw the Velvet Underground at the Alexandria Roller Rink a zillion years ago.
Oh yeah...fucked NIKO and LOU Reed anally within the last coupla months, bitch...MUD...just sayin', but it's NOT ALWAYZZZ true, Hondo...Havlicek took it up the keyster, I reckon WRONG!!
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1545. To: All (#1544)
JoJo Write his name correctly but that'sit WHITE...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1546. To: All (#1545)
Bill Robinson ANCHOR'ede thos e teams...as Cowens, BIRDieBoop, ands the goofball, Ainge- U R a loser...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1547. To: Mudboy Slim (#1541)
Mudboy Slim, you never fail to amaze me with your parodies.
#1548. To: All Bostonians R RACISTS...imho...bluewater boats, ferret, rotten, eschoir, truth2004, xusmc0311, AuntB, goldilucky, r-u-n-n o-f-t (#1546)
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Mary Lou")
I'm gonna tell you a story 'bout Hillary!!
Rodham's a lyin' Lib'ral...only fools are fooled!!
She likes to screech and bitch...but to RATS she's a Saint!!
She wants to take yer money and she's got no shame!!
Hillary...(Hillary)...she shares Slick Willie's stain!!
Hillary...(Hillary)...she is Dem Leftists' dream!!
Hillary...(Hillary)...she LOATHES the FRee 'cuz she fears our Power!!
C'rupt like Slick Willie...Bill took her far!!
Left means scandal...their Valiant are few!!
Embezzlin' her fortune outta fools like YOU!!
She married a Slick cad...took all Willie's $#!+...
Now DemRATS wnnt her as Prez-uh-dent!!
Hillary...(Hillary)...she shares Slick Willie's stain!!
Hillary...(Hillary)...she is Dem Leftists' dream!!
Hillary...(Hillary)...she LOATHES the FRee 'cuz she fears our Power!!
C'rupt like Slick Willie...now Left's her whore'd!!
Lib'rals flock to Power 'cuz they're weakened souls!!
RATS ain't never sorry 'bout the LIES they've told!!
Left loves their SlickWillie whore..."I am Risen!!" says Bill!!
The HildaBeast wants all that enuff to KILL!!
Hillary...(Hillary)...she shares Slick Willie's stain!!
Hillary...(Hillary)...she is Dem Leftists' dream!!
Hillary...(Hillary)...she LOATHES the FRee 'cuz she fears our Power!!
C'rupt like Slick Willie...'tis Culture War!!
Hillary!!"
MUDboy Slim (7/13/05)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1549. To: goldilucky (#1547)
Gracias, I sing my own stuff now...I ain't scair't no mo...MUD
-- J.R.R. Tolkien
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Gawwd-damned ELVES...MUD)8^D!!>====***
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1550. To: hondo68 (#1532)
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Lyin' Eyes")
Lib'ral Pols just seem so gawl-durned squirrelly...
SlickWillie's Whore'd says, "Trust the Commies' Bile!!"
Effete ol' men, will go now to the Jury...
They'll fess up and disgrace Left's Elite Style.
Late last night, most DemonRATS felt lonely...
Reckon every Dolt knows Clinton isn't Right!!
And it breaks MUD's heart to think RATS' love is only...
Given to Dem folks who stand fer Rape and Vice!!
So RATS tell Slick they must Vote NOW fer their Country...
To support their Nation that the Left's torn down...
But Slick knows where RATS're goin' as they're leavin'...
Left is headed for the FReepin' side of town!!
{start_of_chorus}
You can't hide yer ChiComSpies!!
Yes...Left's Vile and lost, passion-wise!!
I thought by now RATS'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
On the other side of town, Mudboy is waitin'...
With fiery eyes and dreams no RAT shall steal!!
He types on through the night, anticipatin'...
'Cuz Slick makes MUD FReep away RATS' sleazy schpiel!!
Left rushes to Slick's arms, they'll fall together!!
MUD whispers that Bill's goin' to be tried!!
RATS swear that soon they'll be comin' back, emboldened...
MUD laughs away and sings "McAuliffe's FRIED!!"
RATS can't hide their ChiComSpies...
And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!!
I thought by now Left'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
RATS, wake up and pour yerself a strong one...
You know now that Left's Stars just keep on LYIN'!!
Come Join the Right...We're gonna FReep the Wrong Ones!!
Slick's bed is made...we'll hang him fer his crimes!!
Left wonders how it ever got this crazy...
RATS think about the dreams they dreamed in school.
Did Left get tired or were RATS always crazy?!
They're so far gone, Left seems just like they're fools!!
My, oh my, RATS sure seem now like deranged things...
Press set it up so well, so carefully...
Ain't it funny how Left's new life didn't change things
Left's still the SocialistShills they've always been!!
RATS can't hide their ChiComSpies...
And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!!
I thought by now Left'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
Mudboy Slim (GOP Tsunami +12hours...11/06/2002)
Mudboy Slim posted on 2005-07-14 9:23:08 ET
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1551. To: goldilucky (#1547)
"...you never fail to amaze me with your parodies."
"You will soon forget this."
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Fergit WHAT?! Dagnabbit...shore could use a few of those brain cellz I killed in my mis-SPENT YOUTH...LOL!!
BTW...goldi, thanx 4 the kudos, mi amiga!! Twelve hunnerd-PLUS parodies and NOT counting...MUD )8^D!!
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1552. To: hondo68, David the Dukie JMU Dukes (#1243) (Edited)
FWIW, Hondo...my next-door neighbor, David, a JMU Dukes graduate like my baby brother, BORIS, told MUD 2
"Tell Hondo my Honda was BUILT in Ohio, BEECH!!"
Message delivered, BEECH...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1553. To: Fred Mertz, Ethyl Mertz, war (#1427) (Edited)
A: When his lips move."
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
BWAHAHAhahaha...MUD
BTW...HAPpy Holy Daze 2 ALL!! (pssst...even "war")
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1554. To: All HillaryBOTZ, bluewater boats, ferret, rotten, eschoir, truth2004, xusmc0311, AuntB, goldilucky, r-u-n-n o-f-t (#1525)
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Mary Lou")
I'm gonna tell you a story 'bout Hillary!!
Rodham's a lyin' Lib'ral...only fools are fooled!!
She likes to screech and bitch...but to RATS she's a Saint!!
She wants to take yer money and BITCH gotz no shame!!
Hillary...(Hillary)...she shares Slick Willie's stain!!
Hillary...(Hillary)...she is Dem Leftists' dream!!
Hillary...(Hillary)...she LOATHES the FRee 'cuz she fears our Power!!
C'rupt like Slick Willie...Bill took her far!!
Left means scandal...their Valiant are few!!
Embezzlin' her fortune outta fools like YOU!!
She married a Slick cad...took all Willie's $#!+...
Now DemRATS want her as Prez-uh-dent!!
Hillary...(Hillary)...she shares Slick Willie's stain!!
Hillary...(Hillary)...she is Dem Leftists' dream!!
Hillary...(Hillary)...she LOATHES the FRee 'cuz she fears our Power!!
C'rupt like Slick Willie...now Left's her whore'd!!
Lib'rals flock to Power 'cuz they're weakened souls!!
RATS ain't never sorry 'bout the LIES they've told!!
Left loves their SlickWillie whore..."I am Risen!!" says Bill!!
The HildaBeast wants all that enuff to KILL!!
Hillary...(Hillary)...she shares Slick Willie's stain!!
Hillary...(Hillary)...she is Dem Leftists' dream!!
Hillary...(Hillary)...she LOATHES the FRee 'cuz she fears our Power!!
C'rupt like Slick Willie...'tis Culture War!!
Hillary!!
Mudboy Slim (7/13/05)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1555. To: missouri, tapu, A Vast RightWing Conspirator, 82Marine89, bluewater boats, swarthyguy, Fitz, GO65 (#1552)
(To be sung to Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth")
There's somethin' happenin' here...it ain't Right...Vile Left, they Rule by Fear!!
ATF men in a tank over there, slaughterin' kids whilst they knelt in prayer!!
It's high time we INDICT T-Mac...PUNK Dem's Clown!!
DNC Chairman...who killed Ron Brown?!!
There's bad men doin' Wrong...
They'll win The Fight, unless the Right is Strong!!
Bold people must speak OUR minds...
We're gettin' too much resistance from OUR side!!
It's time we ROUT Lib'rals, TRASH DemClowns!!
High time fer Justice to now Rebound!!
Clinton feels he can't be beat...
Med'yuh Poltroons, they're Effete!!
Forgivin' wrongs, Press parrots Slick's LIES!!
Most of them say, "Slick Willie's OUR GUY!!"
It's time we STOP DemRATS...Stop DemClowns!!
Big Guv'ment's shakin' OUR Country down!!
Rev-o-lutions start slow...but Limbaugh's Legions shall grow!!
Evil Wins when the Good are afraid!!
Step outta line...the time's come fer Right to hold sway!!
We shall INDICT T-Mac...Stop Left's Clown!!
All U GOOD TRUMPsters, come help us out!!
We gotta STOP Clinton...Crush Slick's Crown!!
Ev'rybody help what's goin' down!!
We're gonna STOP Lib'rals...STOP DemClowns!!
Destroy Lib'ralism...let's do it NOW!!
Mudboy Slim (12/29/2001)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1556. To: ALLLL Dukies like David NEXT- door (#1552)
FWIW...there are NOT FOUR--pink&purple--(4) Kayzzz in kkk, KrazyKloooLe$$KlintonKlutz...duhhh.
-- Mark Twain
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Well, seriousLEE, folX, is li'l Sammy Klemmonz EVER wrong?!
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1557. To: Landru, kristinn, Angelwood, BufordP, goldilucky, AuntB, jla, Sultan88, Ethyl Mertz, war, Biff BUTTsniffer, Willie Greenz a RACIST punk!! (#1525)
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "All I Can Do Is Write About It")
(spoken "2-3-4")
All these lies we've been fed...
Left says we shouldn't care.
Lib'rals[/RINOs] just say, "Right should just MOVE ON!! "
Folks laugh, they think we're playin'...
FReepin' Clinton fer his Crimes...
But We Want Justice...INDICT DemRATS NOW!!!
Shall we ever see a Senator Protest In-Justice?!!
Or the Med'yuh report on Slick's Tyranny?!!
It's the Patriotic Duty of Good Citizens of this Country...
C'mon Sheeple, let's kick ass on Dem Elites!!
Please, Lord, grant me the strength to change things...
Show Dem POLTROONS We're Right and Left IS Wrong!!
'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a'slowly creepin'...
Lord, aid me and mine against Left's SCUM!!
(Mudboy Slim ticklin' the ivories...Mordecai Vesuvius on acoustic guitar)
Like to see Left's RAPIST get what's coming...???!!
Would YOU like to see Left's TRAITOR crushin' rocks?!!
Good folks needta stop and think about, well, Slick's Chi-Com TREASON...
Folks, you oughtta listen to MUDZ songs.
Good Lord, grant me the strength to change it...
Show DemRAT fools I'm Right and They Are Wrong!!
'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a slowly creepin'...
Lord, HELP MUD INSPIRE this Righteous Throng!!!
(key change to A for piano solo by Mudboy Slim)
A E D (played 4x)
(Git back to God!! )
Chi-Com Spyin', Abuse of Power...it ain't pretty!!
But the things Left writes about us prove they're Slick's Whores!!
You can take Mudboy out of ol' Dixieland...
But Left'll never take his FReedoms from Mudboy!!
Please Lord, grant US the Power to change it...
Show all the World "WE're Right and Left is WRONG!!
'Cuz I can see Left's EVIL a slowly creepin'...
Lord, help me and mine refute RAT's Scum!!
PEOPLE, MUD foreseeezzz Slick's Judgement...Right Shall Dethrone Him!!
Folks, help me and mine Slaughter Left's SCUM!!
Mudboy Slim (1/10/02)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1558. To: Jack K, Jack E. O'nahhUS, M. Thatcher, BO Snerdley, The GreatOne, Mark Levin, Hannity, Stone, Mayor LEeVar Stoney, TheDonald, ElRushbo (#1557)
SOOoowww..."HOOZ duhh STONEY?!"
NOT...MUD
DESIrous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing,
BUTTT... burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow Roman candles."
-- Jack Kerouac, "On the Road"
SHO' Nuff...MUD )8oD!!
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1559. To: sultan88, jla, FBD, Landru, bobthenailer, forgodssake, cherrybomb88, Bandwagon Jimmee, SkoalNick, ShowsZZZzzzeeeEEE, TheCrow, ZARdeee...MUDmonskeee!! (#1525)
"You will be run over by a bus."
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1560. To: redleghunter, goldilucky, A K A Stone, AuntB, Murron, Angelwood, kristinn, BufordP, BigDog, BigMan, BigBite, BigProblem (#1364) (Edited)
ArtNum=100329&Disp=227#C227">"Black XXXII.227"
To: A Vast RightWing Conspirator (#226)
"You are saying that Clinton and his Rats have served their purpose. They lowered the moral standards and moved 'normality' to levels so low, some would find even a scumbag such as the current Bush 'almost okay'."
Say what you will about Bush, but I honestly believe he runs a pretty clean ship. Look at what the RATS are trying to pin on him...war crimes in Iraq, alleged "torture" of enemy combatants in Abu Graihb and Gitmo, stuff decrying his military record, and now this non-scandal about Rove leaking. If you'll remember, Slick Willie actually ordered the MASSACRE of 78 innocent Americans at Waco and sold military secrets to the Chi-Coms in exchange fer ILLEGAL campaign donations!! SHEEESH...there's really no comparison, imho.
"Then Bush and gang would lower then even lower so that in '08 even homo- lover, creepy witch, singing fat lady Hillary would look like 'a reasonable centrist' and 'a breath of fresh air' by comparison and she would get elected in a landslide and get her 100-days or maybe 1000-day honeymoon."
BWAHAHAHAHA!! Oh how I pray the RATS nominate the HildaBeeest to run against George Allen in 2008...that is my greatest desire...LOL!!
"It's funny that you consider that Bush would have 'served his purpose' if he replaced SD O'C with someone more like Scalia. Are you sure?"
Damn sure...replacing Judicial Activists with Originalists will do wonders fer America returning to being a Constitutional Republic once again.
"What is the life expectancy of a USSC judge? 15 years maybe? So thousands dead and trillions wasted are worth some bag of flesh and bones warming a leather chair in Wash, DC?"
Obviously, you and I disagree on the War on Terror...I don't think the blood and treasure we've lost over there are "wasted", not in the least.
"Limbaugh's believers would probably agree with that."
Yep, you nailed me, I'm a PROUD Dittohead...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2005-07-19 9:25:54 ET
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1561. To: TheTruth2004, dwbh, eschoir, xusmc0311, buckeroo, sneakypete, r-u-n-n o-f-t, badjoe, Cal (#1560)
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")
Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah...
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of SCUM!!
Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!"
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!
'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'...
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' SCUM!!
I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken...
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!
(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!
I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken...
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie SCUM!!
(Mo' funky guitar)
WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
Mudboy Slim (06/12/2003)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1562. To: Mudboy Slim (#1561)
Go phuck yourself.
#1563. To: Original_Intent, born again hippo, bluewater boats, ferret, xusmc0311, sneakypete, 82Marine89, Magic (#1552)
(To be sung to Johnny Cash's version of Steve Goodman's "City of New Orleans")
Writin' 'bout this District of Columb'yuh...
Federal Guv'ment's grown as big as hell!!
Fifty stars fer fifty unique Statehoods...
FReedom-lovers, you better stand up and yell!!
Leftists love their Sosh'list Tyranny...
RATS' stain is clear fer all to see...
Let's move along...RAT powers can't conceal...
Lackin' brains, RATS have no shame...
When Slick calls, RATS crawl back again...
Our Nation needs JUSTICE fer Bill'n'Hill!!
Good Morning, America, we love you!!
Hey, won't you know me, I'm a dude named "MUD"...
Righteous aim to shrink the District of Columb'yuh!!
RightWing songs...Rush Limbaugh smiles when he's FReeped by MUD!!
FReeper wars splintered old FRiends who're now LePers...
What was their point?! Now they're just FReeper lore...
Hey, I'll post 'bout anywhere just 'cuz I wanna!!
But FReeper zeal's got me comin' back fer more!!
Bless the sons who capture tyrants!!
Bless the sons who fight our fears!!
Fight the fascists who hate everything that's real!!
Dubyuh, SAFE this Nation keep...
Rockin' on, the FRee shall FReep!!
Folks, the Leftists always fail with their Raw Deals!!
Good Morning, America...we love you!!
Ray, cedarswingman...you know UncleShag?!
Righteous aim to shrink the District of Columb'yuh!!
FReeper sons, fight like you fight when yer home's attacked!!
Right's high in the District of Columb'yuh...
State's must stand fer Righteous Liberty!!
Guv'ment's grown, but we'll shrink it with Dubyuh...
We'll git Slick Willie his Justice...showin' Power 'cuz we're FRee!!
We fight the Power...we're not feeble sheep!!
We FReep 'til the Lib'rals weep...
Still, Left's Medyuh shills their Lib'ral views!!
Next, George Dubyuh leads 'gainst evil men...
We must next RE-IMPEACH Clinton!!
Slick's fate's consigned to Dem squeeeelin' prison blues!!
Good Morning, America...I LOVE YOU!!
Nation shall know me...I'm a man named "MUD"!!
We're Left's Bane...won't fall fer idiots in Big Guv'ment!!
Right must shun Dem Lib'ral LIES 'cuz RATS're Commie SCUM!!
RightWing songs shall make ya smile when Ol' Slick is done!!
Mudboy Slim (15 March 2005)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1564. To: All (#1563)
-- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
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