Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too! Source:
war URL Source:[None] Published:Jan 13, 2010 Author:war Post Date:2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war Keywords:None Views:1350594 Comments:3286
Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads.
(Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread.
I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
Good riddance then...NICE 2 C U while it lasted tho, Ethyl...
Dammit, I was hoping 2 find out if U had achieved yer lifelong dream of sitting on Barack Obama's Love Rocket until both of U ejaculate simultaneously. I told U 2 chase yer dreams and boy did U ever?!
Buh-ZINGA!!
btw...I think it's soooo FEY that yer li'l sugar-britches is pretending like yer glory hole ain't all that no mo and I don't blame U one bit 4 being a girleyman if all I did was take it up the buttocks day after day after day after day, I mean, U R a regular human pin-cushion, ma'am, U really R...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
MUD, otoh, has chosen a Path of Celibacy since June of 2006... As U might expect, it has made MUD even ornierier and resolute...MUD
BTW...oh yeah, and HORNY as the dickens, in all honesty. I M sincerely concerned 4 my next lover's health and utter satisfaction and inner fulfillment if she don't U's her hands and body and mind 4 the first 2 or 10 times in Vegas...
Then, on 2 git MUD some of dat Cadillac PU$$Y he's been dreamin of 4 2 long!!
I M not a scientist, tho, I M simply...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Sorry, EmGee...yes, we ALLL NO yer BI-sexual...sheeesh!!
And put on a Man-Bra, Pat...or is it Patricia tonite?!
Whatta WEIRD group of BI-sexuals...MUD
BTW,,,and what the HECK happened 2 that TRANS0sexual Bluff Tanner, did U git 2 watch as Fred/Ethyl made JUNGLE LOVE 2 Barry/FEYrie as U have dreamed 4 4 soooo damned long?! Was it as GLORIOUS as U always expected, Bluffy?
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
BTW...did U hear that the HollyWeirdos found out I wuz producing my own feature flick about my life and the Hollyweirdos got wind of it and screwed it all up?!
They got the title all wrong anyway, I've always meant 2 call my life's story, "True MUD!!"...sincerely...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
While I enjoy helping out without getting caught in the crossfire, it seems this could be seen as endorsing bi-sexual bashing; how about the transgendered like Manning (who looks rather good in drag).
"What happens in Vegas (and Telluride) stays in Vegas (and Telluride)"...MUD
Kewl, HU...I M with U vis a vis disempowering the Fed...btw, did NOT mean 2 lump U and/or ferretwith the true BI-sexuals around here, my ol' Lib'ral FRiend...
No, li'l meggie, MUD es 100% HETERO-sexual, thankyouverymuch...
Not that there's anything WRONG with that, Right, Penis-Breath?
JakeyBoy asked if I could "play that fiddlin' song again, daddy" "so here goes...
"Mac-Auliffe Came Down to Richmond" (To be sung to the Charlie Daniels Band's "The Devil Went Down to Georgia")
McAuliffe came down to Richmond, He was lookin' for some votes to steal, He was in a bind 'cuz RATS're always lyin', And he was willin' to make a deal! Then he came accross this young man, Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot... Left's KlintonKlone jumped up on an ol' Dogwood stump, And growled, "Boy, let me tell you what... Perhaps you didn't know it, but I'm a politician, too, And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you. Now you play pretty good fiddle, boy, but give this Lib'ral his due... I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, cuz I think I'm better 'n you!"
Ol' Mud said, "My name's Mudboy and I don't trust yer spin... But I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret, 'Cuz I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
(Chorus) Mudboy, you rosin up your bow and play yer fiddle hard, 'Cuz Hell's broke loose in Richmond and Big Guv'ment'sw 4 RAT-tardz!! And if you win you'll get that shiny fiddle made of gold, But if you lose, the Lib'rals get your soul.
Terry PUNK opened up his case and said, "I'll start this show!" " Slick's Bile spewed from his lyin' lips as he rosined up his bow... " And he pulled the bow accross the strings and it made an Evil hiss! " The Lib'ral Medyuh joined in and it sounded somethin' like this...
When Slick, Jr. finished, Mudboy said, "Well, yer pretty good, Vile One, But sit down in that chair right there, And I'll show you how it's done!!
"Spies in Slick's White House, Leftist Scum... Slick's sold us out to the China-men! Sickenin' true Americans, bangin' Dem Whores, Lib'ral Bastards gonna Hear MUD ROOAARRR!!
(Mudboy solo) McAuliffe bowed his head becuz he knew that he'd been beat, And he laid that gilded crown on the ground at Mudboy's feet. Mudboy said, "Lib'ral, you come on back if you ever want to try again, I done told you once, you sonofabitch, I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
Mud sang, "Spies in Slick's White House, Vile TREASON!! Willie sold his soul to the Evil One! RATS goin' to prison, takin' Slick's Whore, Medyuh's whinin', "Who couldda known...?!"
An oldie but a goodie...MUD
1 Posted on 08/08/1999 23:30:42 PDT by Mudboy Slim
BTW...almost time 2 hurry home and listen 2 El Rushbo from 1200-1500 EAT...WRVA 1140!!
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
5 Trust in the Lord with all your heart, And lean not on your own understanding; 6 In all your ways acknowledge Him, And He shall direct[a] your paths.(Proverbs 3:5-6)
It is my sworn duty as an official Native-American Redskin fanatic 2 LOATHE the Plowboyz, the Iggles, and the Gints 4 AT LEAST two Sundays every year...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Welcome back, Mudboy Slim. Long time since I last spoke with you since the freeper days. Ever hear from TLBSHOW or Clown Posse? Since I left FR, sultan88 (the former judge) passed on. He's was such a kind soul.
#1220. To: goldilucky, AdSimp, M. Thatcher, Rush Limbaugh, Flora McDonald, TLBSHOW, Clown Posse (#1217)
Yeah, goldi, I was at the Sultan's wake with his wife and son and AdSimp...I think Flora McDonald was there as well. You are 100% correct about Greg Summers being the kindest soul I have ever encountered face-to-face...we FReeped together for months B4 he realized that we were FReeping from the same building...me on the 11th floor, Greg/Sultan88 on the 8th Floor, and AdSimp on the 3rd Floor (inverse order of importance, believe me, as we had no elevator service...lol, j/k). As fer TLB, tain't seen that boy since the FreedomUnderground hatchet men cut him to little bloody bits. And I never heard of any Clown Posse, unless yer talking about the RAT-media as a whole.
L's FRegards...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Welll, Ethyl, when war's MOOOGLY, battle-axed-faced mother and I made his slimey little punkass, I told war that pebbles would tell the FRICKIN' TRUTH about his nasty-mouthed mama and if he didn't like it, he could stick it up his Jesus-FREEEAK ARSE!!
Capiche?!
SHEEESH...such girleymen y'all're...MUD
BTW...did I tell ya I got born again last weekend?! She was hot as a firecracker.
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."