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Published: Jan 5, 2010
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Post Date: 2010-01-05 09:29:10 by sneakypete
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Raleigh , NC -- Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew. This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of President Obama's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters.

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment; whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits.

However, Gordon got more than he bargained for!

At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN, and sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.


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#1. To: sneakypete (#0)

lol That's funny. I'm going to have to "share" this one. :)

3-Dee  posted on  2010-01-05   9:37:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: sneakypete (#0)

Somebody already did.

What do you get when you cross Bill Clinton with a transvestite?

Chelsea

A K A Stone  posted on  2010-01-05   9:47:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: sneakypete (#0)

:blush:

Pete! lol...

ohh... lol. ;)

diva betsy ross  posted on  2010-01-05   10:01:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: A K A Stone (#2)

Spew.................Goddamnit Stone:)

Sarajevo  posted on  2010-01-05   13:04:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: sneakypete (#0)

ROFLOL

OBAMA HAS SPENT MORE MONEY THAN ANY OTHER PERSON IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND.

GarySpFC  posted on  2010-01-07   5:18:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: GarySpFC (#5)

OBAMA HAS SPENT MORE MONEY THAN ANY OTHER PERSON IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND.

AND.....,not a nickel of it was his own money.

"I adore John McCain, support him 100 percent and will do everything I can to support his reelection. As everyone knows, I was honored and proud to run with him. And Todd and I were with him in D.C. just a week ago." (Sarah Palin,Dec 2009) ************************************ DID Palin say or write these things or not? (Me) I don't know or F ing care. (Mad Dog posted on 2009-12-26 16:36:33 ET,post # 105 http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=5510&Disp=114#C114)

sneakypete  posted on  2010-01-07   18:43:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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