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Published: Jul 15, 2018
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Post Date: 2018-07-15 09:42:28 by IbJensen
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A definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now can relate:

Question :

What is the truest definition of Globalization ?

Answer :

Princess Diana's death.

Question :

How come?

Answer :

An

English Princess

with an

Egyptian boyfriend

crashes in a French tunnel, riding in a

German car

with a Dutch engine,

driven by a Belgian

who was drunk

on Scottish whisky,

(check the bottle before you change the spelling),

followed closely by

Italian Paparazzi,

on Japanese motorcycles,

treated by an American doctor, using

Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by

a Canadian,

using

American Bill Gates' technology,

and you're probably reading this on your computer,

that uses Taiwanese chips, and

a Korean monitor,

assembled by

Bangladeshi workers

in a Singapore plant,

transported by Indian

truck drivers,

hijacked by Indonesians,

unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

and

trucked to you by Mexicans who

are in the US illegally

because

the immediate past president,

born in Kenya

and educated as a Muslim in Indonesia

refuses to enforce US law.

That, my friends, is Globalization !

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#1. To: IbJensen (#0)

Not bad. Pithy, even.

Tooconservative  posted on  2018-07-15   10:24:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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