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Title: Local Complementarian Lets Female Police Officer Off With A Warning
Source: The Babylon Bee
URL Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/local-c ... le-police-officer-off-warning/
Published: Sep 29, 2016
Author: Staff
Post Date: 2018-06-17 22:00:34 by Liberator
Keywords: Ebil Cop, Gets, Hers
Views: 1115
Comments: 6

GREAT FALLS, MT—After getting pulled over for driving 40 miles per hour in a 35-mph zone Friday afternoon, local landscaper and Bible study leader Victor Jenkins graciously let Officer Elizabeth Carpenter of the Great Falls Police Department off with a stern warning for taking on the role of a police officer.

“Do you know why I pulled you over?” Officer Carpenter asked after walking up to Jenkins’ rolled-down window.

“Yes, yes I do. It’s because you’ve assumed a directly authoritative role in opposition to the naturally revealed guidelines of the Creator, ma’am,” Jenkins said calmly. “Since the curse in Genesis 3, woman has always desired to rule over man, and you’re simply living out your sinful desire to rule over your husband by exercising face-to-face authority over a male—namely, me.”

According to passersby, the woman police officer almost immediately began bawling, as the man had clearly struck a nerve, cutting to the core of her rebellion against God’s plan for men and women.

Luckily, Jenkins was in a good mood, and said, “I’m going to let you off with just a warning this time,” rather than citing her for a violation of his complementarian standards.

Telling her to drive safe and have a nice day, he rolled up his window and drove away, after reportedly giving the officer several cassette tapes covering the proper roles for a woman, which she listened to on her way to the precinct to turn in her badge.


Poster Comment:

What a nice story. No one was drunk or acting like an entitled Democrat or SJW.

The guy should have also included a cassette tape for the confused female cop on how to make a sammiches, how to position it on a plate, a properly served bottle of beer, and tips on how to answer the door like an updated June Cleaver.

After negotiations begin on making OUR half of MAGA permanently and both fractured people divided by proper ideological provinces, i>Libtardopia can keep their AAs, quotas, female LEOs, Shariastan, Gaystapo-ville, HomeSlicia, and PC insanity and chick cop enforcement. In OUR province, the Republic of FreeZonia, we'll return to traditions, male cops, a pre-1973 America, and immediate end to PC-Insanity which has turn this nation into a Dumpster Fire. (1 image)

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#1. To: Liberator (#0) (Edited)

Oh. I thought this was one of those really-long jokes leading up to a punchline.
Instead, it led up to idiocy justifying a rarely-justified good beat-down. And it smells like 100% bullbarack.
You can tell because who the hell has a cassette player anymore?

P.S. That "cop uniform" looks like one of the velcro stripper versions. Is that a "badge" sticker?

Hank Rearden  posted on  2018-06-18   0:33:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Hank Rearden (#1)

P.S. That "cop uniform" looks like one of the velcro stripper versions.

"OK, honey. Tonight I'll be the robber and you be the cop who handcuffs me and gives me a good spanking."

misterwhite  posted on  2018-06-18   8:35:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Liberator (#0)

What a nice story.

What a bunch of fake-news malarkey.

It appears that you have been taken in by a site that specializes in satire.

Other stories:

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Deckard  posted on  2018-06-18   8:48:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Hank Rearden (#1)

I thought this was one of those really-long jokes leading up to a punchline.

There *was* a punchline; Just not the one you might have expected.

And it smells like 100% bullbarack. You can tell because who the hell has a cassette player anymore?

I thought that was a nice touch.

P.S. That "cop uniform" looks like one of the velcro stripper versions. Is that a "badge" sticker?

Good catch.

Liberator  posted on  2018-06-18   11:11:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Deckard, GrandIsland (#3)

What a bunch of fake-news malarkey.

It appears that you have been taken in by a site that specializes in satire.

*cough*

Like a moth to a flame.

Liberator  posted on  2018-06-18   11:12:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Liberator (#5)

*cough*

Like a moth to a flame.

Haaaa

I'm the infidel... Allah warned you about. كافر المسلح

GrandIsland  posted on  2018-06-18   18:27:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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