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Title: Michelle Wolfs comedy routine at the White House correspondents dinner
Source:
WAPO
URL Source: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news ... rect=on&utm_term=.485a2083cefb
Published: Apr 30, 2018
Author: Callum Borchers
Post Date: 2018-04-30 08:17:17 by Jameson
Keywords: That, Funny, right, there
Views: 1243
Comments: 5
And just a reminder to everyone, I'm here to make jokes. I have no agenda. I'm not trying to get anything accomplished. So everyone that's here from Congress, you should feel right at home. A lot of you might not know who I am. I'm 32 years old, which is an odd age: 10 years too young to host this event and 20 years too old for Roy Moore. A lot of people want Trump to be impeached. I do not. Because just when you think Trump is awful, you remember Mike Pence. Mike Pence is what happens when Anderson Cooper isn't gay. Fox News is here. So, you know what that means, ladies: Cover your drinks. Seriously. Megyn Kelly. What would I do without Megyn Kelly? You know, probably be more proud of women. Megyn Kelly got paid $23 million by NBC, then NBC didn't let Megyn go to the Winter Olympics. Why not? She's so white, cold and expensive, she might as well be the Winter Olympics. And, by the way, Megyn, Santa's black. The weird old guy going through your chimney was Bill O'Reilly. You might want to put a flue on it or something. Poster Comment: ICYMI Some funny lines
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#1. To: Jameson (#0)
Michelle Wolf wasn't funny at all - even many of the liberals in attendance were offended by her "jokes". She's a low-life, no-talent hack. Like who?
Just who is this Michelle Wolf? I've never heard of her, much less seen her. She really blew it. She thought she was so clever, but then so did Kathy Griffin and we all know how that worked out. :)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michelle_Wolf https://www.imdb.com/name/nm6283512/ She really blew it. Really? You know her name now....so do millions of people who had never known her before.... I'd say she hit a home run
The only people that would even think this shit is funny or proper are far left commies! Why anyone right of center would ever allow themselves to be roasted in the last 20 years is beyond me. Its like allowing CNN or MSNBC to host a debate!
Some funny lines
“Truth is treason in the empire of lies.” - Ron Paul
Those who most loudly denounce Fake News are typically those most aggressively disseminating it.
#2. To: Deckard (#1)
even many of the liberals in attendance were offended by her "jokes".
#3. To: Jameson (#0)
#4. To: Deplorable Dancer (#3)
Just who is this Michelle Wolf? I've never heard of her,
#5. To: Jameson (#0)
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