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See other Humor Articles Title: Nation That Calls Trump ‘Hitler’ Demands He Take All Guns Away
Source:
Babylon Bee
URL Source: http://babylonbee.com/news/nation-c ... hitler-demands-take-guns-away/
Published: Mar 3, 2018
Author: Staff
Post Date: 2018-03-03 07:10:47 by IbJensen
Keywords: None
Views: 338
Comments: 2
U.S.—Sources across the United States confirmed Friday that the cross-section of citizenry which has been comparing President Donald Trump to Adolf Hitler for two years has begun to demand that he take guns away from all citizens at once. Passionate protests and rallies recently all demanded the “dangerous madman” confiscate everybody’s firearms. “Trump is a dangerous tyrant, so he should be the only one with deadly weapons!” one woman screamed at an anti-gun protest. “People obviously can’t be trusted with them. Instead, we need to entrust them only to the most powerful man on the planet, who has proven time and time again he’s no better than history’s most violent dictators and has the potential to become an iron-fisted totalitarian!” Holding up a variety of colored signs and chanting various slogans, the protesters simultaneously upheld the ideas that Donald Trump is a raving lunatic and that any citizens who wish to own a firearm in order to protect themselves and their families have “blood on their hands.” At publishing time, the nation had continued to blame gun owners for any shooting that occurs in the United States, while absolving Planned Parenthood of killing millions upon millions of babies.
Poster Comment: If the abortuary death doctors used guns to kill the babies instead of sucking their innocent brains out of their skulls, then all guns would be legalized and aaccepted by the looney Democrat-Communist Party voters. Post Comment Private Reply Ignore Thread
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#1. To: IbJensen (#0)
If the abortuary death doctors used guns to kill the babies instead of sucking their innocent brains out of their skulls, then all guns would be legalized and aaccepted by the looney Democrat-Communist Party voters. And if a crazy nut decided to open fire at a abortion convention... with an AR, it wouldn't be the gun that's demonized, it would be the crazy alt right Conservative nut. The snowflakes like to pick and choose what to blame to get the maximum amount of agitation out of their propaganda. Kinda like DickTards cop hating articles.
I'm the infidel... Allah warned you about. كافر المسلح
#2. To: IbJensen, redleghunter, Liberator (#0)
It kinda blew up in their faces, accompanied by much tittering. HotGas: Oops! Facebook, Snopes come down hard on Christian satire site
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