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Video and Audio Title: REVIEW: Cameron’s ‘Avatar’ Is a Big, Dull, America-Hating, PC Revenge Fantasy Absent from the big screen for over a decade now, Oscar-winning director James Cameron returns armed with a reported half-billion dollars, a story hes been desperate to tell for 15 years, and the very latest in cutting-edge visual technology. The result is Avatar, a sanctimonious thud of a movie so infested with one-dimensional characters and PC clichés that not a single plot turn small or large surprises. I call it the liberal tell, where the early and obvious politics of the film gives away the entire story before the second act begins, and Avatar might be the sorriest example of this yet. For all the time and money and technology that went into its making, the thing that matters most character and story are strictly Afterschool Special. What a crushing disappointment from one of our most original and imaginative filmmakers. Set in 2154, Avatar is a thinly disguised, heavy-handed and simplistic sci-fi fantasy/allegory critical of America from our founding straight through to the Iraq War. Sam Worthington is Jake Sully, a paraplegic Marine Corporal sent to the planet Pandora after the untimely death of his brother. In a plot-thread built up to promise much that never pays off, Sully has none of the training his brother benefitted by: years of schooling in the Avatar Program to prepare him to infiltrate the indigenous species of Pandora called the Navi, who are the only things between Earths RDA (Resources Development Administration) and a precious energy resource ironically called Unobtainium. Because the air on Pandora is toxic to humans, the RDA developed the Avatar Program to create clone- like avatars from both Navi and human DNA (which is why they need the untrained Sully) that allow for a human to transfer their consciousness into the 10-foot native blue beings and safely explore the planet. The scientists want to use the program to study Pandora, the military wants to conquer it, and the RDA wants to strip mine it. At first Sullys unconcerned with these dueling tensions and agendas. Once a marine always a marine, and when his commanding officer, the beefed up genocide-happy Col. Quaritch (Stephen Lang), asks him to infiltrate the Navi and do recon for a probable attack, Jake is more than ready. Hoo-rah. But before you can say Ive seen this movie a thousand times before, Jake enters his Navi avatar and in a tired action scene straight out of the Jurassic Park trilogy, gets lost in the dangerous Pandoran forest only to be rescued by something else hed like to enter, the beautiful (if you go for ten-foot tall gaudy blue females) Neytiri (Zoe Saldana) a walking cliché of the tough, earthy, compassionate, oh- so wise love interest who can somehow speak English
but in that halting way thats so gosh darned endearing. And so begins the real Cliché-A-Thon
***SPOILERS COMING*** Does Neytiri just happen to be the Chiefs daughter? Check! At first, does the tribe not trust Sully and want to kill him on the spot before Neytiri intervenes with wise explanations as to why its their tribal custom to take in strangers as one of their own? Chuh-eck! Is Sully then immersed in the native culture and put through a series of tests to prove his worthiness beginning with the sort of clumsiness that brings hoots of derisive laughter from the male warriors but endears him to Neytiri? Double check! Does Sully eventually become one of their strongest warriors and on the day hes to be initiated as a full member of the tribeGOD this movies tedious. Theres nothing wrong with a simple, boilerplate plot. Theyre boilerplate for a reason. But within that well worn template complicated characters involved in complicated and surprising relationships are an absolute necessity, and this is where Avatar fails miserably. Within 15 minutes, the liberal tell spoils every story beat of Sullys character arc. Hes as dull a protagonist as youll ever see. Sigourney Weaver plays a gruff-talking, cigarette smoking scientist with
wait for it, wait for it
a heart of gold. Giovanni Ribisis sweaty weasel of a corporate executive never moves beyond that and Col. Quaritch is all roid rage, no humanity and his Big Speech about the necessity of a pre-emptive attack to fight terror with terror was as surprising as Camerons use of a military shock and awe campaign to level the NaVis precious Home Tree as a tacky metaphor for the 9/11 attacks on the World Trade Center. Oh yeah, he went there
In supporting roles, Michelle Rodriguez and Joel Moore bring a whole lot more to their underwritten roles than the film deserves youd like to spend more time with them but its always back to the films dullest characters: the one-dimensional Navi. You would think that with 15 years and a half- billion dollars, Cameron could come up an alien species that doesnt drip with every Indian and African sacred-cow cliché imaginable. These are creatures who worship the Great Mother Eywa, have a sacred relationship with the earth, shoot bow and arrows, ride horse-like animals, whoop it up in battle, and talk like this: It has only happened five times since the time of the first songs of our ancestors. The Navi also apologize to animals after killing but before butchering them. So I guess thats okay. Maybe if Quaritch had gotten on the loudspeaker and spoken a little mumbo-jumbo before dropping a daisy cutter on Home Tree all would be forgiven. On top of that, the Navi are an awfully stupid species. After years of dealing with the Sky People, for some reason they still havent figured out that arrows are useless against giant military aircraft. And is it okay to mention how hard it is to keep track of whos who, because the Navi, uhm
all look alike? Twice I was sure Sullys avatar had been killed. Twice I was disappointed. Camerons brainchild tribe is boringly perfect and insufferably noble
I wanted to wipe them out. Visually Avatar doesnt break any new ground. It looks like a big-budget animated film with a garish color palette right off a hippies tie dye shirt. Never for a moment did I believe the Navi or the world of Pandora was something organic or real. The fairly pointless use of 3-D certainly doesnt help, but Steven Spielbergs sixteen year-old dinosaurs are light years ahead of Avatar in the reality department. The one thing Cameron has always done well is to create busy, energetic, brilliantly choreographed action scenes that allow the audience to follow whats going on. Thats not a small thing because its becoming a lost art in Hollywood as more and more filmmakers lazily trade coherence for the artless shaky-cam and hyper edits. And while none of Camerons big battle set-pieces is ever able to overcome the liberal tells pre-ordained outcome and create a sense of suspense or peril, at least you dont get lost in the precious wonder of it all. Think of Avatar as Death Wish 5 for leftists. A simplistic, revisionist revenge fantasy where if you freakin hate the bad guys (America), youre able to forgive the by-the-numbers predictability of it all and still get off watching them get what they got coming. And if Cameron is able to make a profit spending a half-billion dollars on a little liberal bloodlust, more power to him. Post Comment Private Reply Ignore Thread Top Page Up Full Thread Page Down Bottom/Latest Begin Trace Mode for Comment # 2.
#2. To: Mad Dog (#0)
So in "Avatar II return to Copenhagen" will a blue Raila Odinga set the Pope on fire?
#3. To: Joe Snuffy (#2)
Wouldn't that increase his supposed "carbon foot print"? Of course they could buy an "offset" from Algore et. al.
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