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Satans Mark/Cashless Title: Let’s Just Face It; We’re Effed… Blazing Saddles: When America used to be funny and there was real hope. Today people are just stupid, and the joke is on them. Try not to act too surprised…. The Daily Nigger has never really tried to impress anyone. It came to the attention of our editorial board meeting that took place today down by the water heater next to the indoor bathroom which we just got last week that there really isn’t anything worthwhile to say any more. It’s all so pathetic and ridiculous and utterly bereft of any semblance at all of humanity what is going on in the world that we just decided to say that we’re all fucked and let’s just face it and get it over with. Who in heaven’s name are we trying to impress? After all, we Americans have literally been trying like hell to scrape the bottom of the cultural barrel for way too long to even bother trying to beg for forgiveness for all the crap that is going on right now. Things just got way out of hand, that’s all. It all blew up when after years of kids wearing their pants down around their ass crack and tattooing and piercing themselves out the wazoo that finally all the bullshit just amounted to one giant clusterfuck ad campaign that basically redistributed money from a giant bunch of suckers into the hands of thieves, liars, and fornicators who hide behind corporations who use these jackanapes as props in a political correctness sales strategy. And boy, did this campaign ever work. Like a charm. The whole damn Congress is a bunch of fucking thieves and they are all just blatant tax cheaters, fornicators, new world order nut jobs, black panther, global warming, socialist, communist, gay activist, victim pandering, race-baiting, two-timing, double-crossing no-good-for-nothings. There. That about covers it. We need not waste our precious little breath that is left inside of us that these assholes haven’t yet squeezed out through fees, taxes, surcharges, threats, intimidation, back room deals, union thug pressure, falsified voting records kept by whore houses fueled by federal money that the President doesn’t know too much about even though he was their attorney, sweetheart deals, love child assessments, abortion support with federal tax dollars, and stealing Medicare money paid for by naive baby boomers for years in the name of saving the planet (and the corporations who want the taxpayers to pay for their employees’ health care)… And on and on the list goes, and the debt ceiling is being lifted so high that we’ll wish we had all that CO2 that Al Gore keeps talking about just to keep the federal budget deficit bubble afloat. And yet, the “news” is filled to capacity about which billionaire is fucking which whore, and which politician can say the most outrageous gut grabbing pile of horse shit ever spoken by anyone that resides on planet Earth so as to steal the limelight away from the fornicating billionaires. Meanwhile, they’re passing out money in Washington, D.C. like there’s no tomorrow. Pay raises are going out to everyone this year. Yippeeeeee…, bonuses for Wall Street and bonuses for D.C. Wow, look at those fuckers go, will ya. Ain’t they doing a fine job up there. Yessiree, Bob, they have fixed the planet. All is good in their world. They’re all sitting pretty. Safe and sound. Fit as a fiddle. Snug as a bug in a rug. Uh huh. Yep. Thanks very much, and have a nice day. And here the rest of us sit literally speechless. In awe. Mortified. Unbelieving. Non-believing. Or just plain playing a game of believe it or not. You really have to ask yourself whether 99.9% of all this shit is just made up to make you look the other way so that these people can steal and fuck all day long. Given the Tiger Woods fraud, which blew everybody away, the mixed-race brand has sunk miserably. First, Obama turns out to be a giant hoax that even the Norwegians found out after they gave Obama his gold medal. It was like, thanks – pfuh, while tossing the Nobel across the bed in the back of Air Force One as he settles in for his nightly conversation with God. Yes, Obama darling, you are very new on the “world stage”. Boy, did he ever nail what he thinks about what his job entails when he said the word stage when referring to the world in which he finds himself. Frankly, his head movements from left to right, right to left, and back and forth again and again to that godforsaken teleprompter makes us here at The Daily Nigger want to reach through the screen and just grab his head and stop it from moving. He’s just fucking annoying now. God only knows what the Norwegians saw in him. We Americans are now beyond post-racial. We’re now at the stage of just not giving a shit about skin pigmentation at all as long as you are sane. The country is fucking broke, the news is disgusting, and the really sad part about it is that Al Gore is turning out to be the biggest goddam fool in the universe. Despite the fact that America is now in near blizzard conditions from coast to coast, and even the scientists can’t even keep a straight face any longer about the whole damn farce, and even while there hasn’t been so much as the slightest hint of hurricane for a long time now, Al Gore just keeps on heaping up more helpings of bullshit onto the air waves that already are sagging from so much crap in the system. Between Gore, Clinton, Obama and fucking Jimmy Carter, who has turned out to be a giant waste of time altogether, we don’t know who should be carted off to the funny farm first. The Democratic Party has turned into a giant cesspool of incompetent, overpaid, horny, greedy, delusional predators, who enjoy lying – the bigger the lie the better. They love lying. Their whole life is a giant lie. And all of them suck at lying, too, which makes it so much more pathetic. If it weren’t so funny how they run for the TV camera every time they fuck something up, then it would actually then be termed a “coverup” thus triggering investigations and self-flagellations, tearful confessions, repentance, and then turning around and screwing the whole country for being stupid enough to believe them in the first place. They have their private jets and fancy limousines and million dollar this and million dollar that, and prizes, and awards, and commendations, and back slapping, fist bumping, booty pumping, hot and heavy humping, get down with the boogie machine bullshit that these idiots all languish in like they are all pimped out in James Brown’s eternal godfather of soul routine. They think so highly of themselves as they bask in their glory each day and lap up the accolades like a thirsty man lost in the hot desert chasing mirage after mirage – always keeping hope alive while dragging everyone through their sick and twisted fantasy world that is more akin to a nightmare. They are stealing everyone’s time, energy, and money to support their drug habit of choice, which is power. And yet, they have the audacity to pay off mostly the ones who can’t hardly put an intelligent sentence together in order to whip up support from them – illegal immigrants, the poor, various designated chronic victim groups – basically in what amounts to purchasing support for cheap. It’s all so gross, that it doesn’t really make sense to go into it in depth. Suffice it to say, the ACORN whore house bullshit was enough to turn your stomach. Quite frankly, we still haven’t really gotten beyond the ACORN thing. Where the hell did that story go? And so we sit here stunned and paralyzed – unable to actually put all this in words. It’s almost like a surreal experience where you feel like you are on the roller coaster ride from hell and you can’t get off. It’s like somebody with some balls just needs to get up during one of Obama’s speeches and just start asking him to: (1) Stop reading from the goddam teleprompter, and (2) start explaining where all the goddam money went. All we’re getting is dribs and drabs – well, it went to pay raises in Washington, and it went to the banks and Wall Street, and it to fund John Murtha’s home town airport and some other various crap around the country that doesn’t amount to a hill of beans. And yet all we hear about is that Nancy Pelosi needs her own jet, and that Obama needs to go all over the world to collect his gold medals and bow to those who are still on the fence about whether to give him one or not. And that Chris Dodd needed a fat mortgage, and Barney Frank needed to run an escort service and just so happens to run the banks as well, and that John Conyers can’t or won’t read any bills, and really why should he or why would anybody read anything? It doesn’t matter to them. It doesn’t cost them anything. In fact, they are writing bills to pay themselves more money. They are literally writing themselves checks all day long and calling them bills, because the ones who are picking up the bill for their checks is everyone else. And nobody puts a stop to any of this. Even though the country is broke and is dragging other countries down with it, and even though Al Gore won’t shut up even after he is now the Tiger Woods of man-made global warming, and even though we’re being asked to feel sorry for all these billionaires and millionaires and assorted nuts who are so crooked they would need to be screwed into the ground if they died, nobody does a goddam thing. Not even after the Middle East is careening into a nuclear confrontation due to Iran’s relentless thumbing of their nose at Obama, and not even after Obama has been busted for doling out cash to the Taliban in his “soft power” strategy that Tom Brokejaw seems to now want to take credit for discovering as the “Obama doctrine” (Sorry, Tom, that was Harvard professor Joseph Nye who developed Obama’s strategy the war on terror) – nobody says a goddam thing. Maybe because it was from the Rules for Radicals strategy after all to basically inundate people with mindless drivel all day long and unending moral decay day after miserable day in order to deflect their attention away from the fact that they are being ripped off to high heavens. From the octumom to John Edwards, Eliot Spitzer, and Tiger Woods – the great conga line of sexual perversity – the ultimate bread and circuses and a neo-Marxist propagandist’s wet dream. Yep, we’re fucked, and we just need to face it. That’s basically all we have to say on the subject…
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#1. To: dont eat that (#0)
This "Daily Nigger" has got to be Condi Rice, how many black bushbots are there?
It appears Fifty Names Pudlick made it over here.
#4. To: Abcdefg, ALL (#2)
Yeah, a minor observation, but did you read the rant? Tell me that ain't funny... Somebody articulated the frustration most of us are feeling these days - with a bullseye. And then there was THIS gem: So we sit here stunned and paralyzed – unable to actually put all this in words. It’s almost like a surreal experience where you feel like you are on the roller coaster ride from hell and you can’t get off. It’s like somebody with some balls just needs to get up during one of Obama’s speeches and just start asking him to: (1) Stop reading from the goddam teleprompter, and (2) start explaining where all the goddam money went. LOL - James Traficant, where are you??
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