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From The Trenches
URL Source: http://fromthetrenchesworldreport.c ... nese-pilots/201756#more-201756
Published: Jun 27, 2017
Author: Hal Apeeno
Post Date: 2017-06-27 13:00:07 by Deckard
Keywords: None
Views: 2050
Comments: 7
A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His copilot is Chinese. It’s the first time they’ve flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, ‘I don’t like Chinese.’ ‘No rike Chinese?’ asks the copilot, ‘….why not?’ ‘You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that’s why !’ ‘No, no,’ the co-pilot protests, ‘Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.’ ‘Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese… doesn’t matter, you’re all alike!’ There’s a few minutes of silence. ‘I no rike Jews either!’ the copilot suddenly announces. ‘Oh yeah, why not?’ asks the captain. ‘Jews sink Titanic.’ ‘What? That’s insane! Jews didn’t sink the Titanic!’ exclaims the captain, ‘It was an iceberg!’ ‘Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg …no mattah… all same.’ Post Comment Private Reply Ignore Thread
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#2. To: Deckard (#0)
#3. To: Deckard, Tooconservative, Vicomte13 (#0)
After the exam Dr. Goldberg informed Mr. Hu, "you have a cataract in your right eye". Mr. Hu shook his head vigorously, and said, with some pride and pleasure at knowing something the Dr. didn't: "No, you wrong." Dr. Goldberg: "Yes, you have cataract -- right eye." Mr. Hu: "Dr. Goldberg not right. I right. Mr. Hu no have Catarac." Dr. Goldberg, at little puzzled and a little exasperated this time said, "yes, right eye problem, you have cataract." Mr. HU, very proudly puffing out his chest: "Yes, problem, you not right. I right. Mr. Hu no have Catarac. Mr. Hu have Rincon Continenter." If that wasn't groan worthy enough, check out China and the Jews
#4. To: Anthem (#3)
#5. To: Tooconservative (#4)
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "are there any Jews in China?" "I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?" When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews?" "I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No, Chinese Jews." "Are you sure?" Al asked. "I will check again, sir," the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen. While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere." When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews." "Are you really sure?" Al asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews." "Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews, but we have no Chinese Jews."
#6. To: Anthem (#5)
#7. To: Tooconservative (#4)
What did the old Chinaman say to the old Jew to show what he thought they had in commom?
"I sail junk, too"
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