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Title: Man fresh out of coma commits suicide after learning Trump is President
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World News Daily Report
URL Source: http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man ... r-learning-trump-is-president/
Published: Jun 22, 2017
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Post Date: 2017-06-22 22:23:43 by Tooconservative
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San Francisco, CA | Adrian Blake, a 24-year-old Starbucks employee who had recently awoken from a seven-month-long coma reportedly committed suicide this week after learning Donald Trump had won the presidency. After a miraculous recovery, Blake was reported by doctors as healthy and had recently been freed from San Francisco’s General Hospital after six weeks of physical therapy and readaptation. The young man was artificially induced into a comatic state in late October of 2016 after doctors feared for his life when he suffered a strong epileptic attack caused by an ecstasy overdose during a rave party. The strong Hillary supporter’s mom says the news of Donald Trump winning the presidential election was just “too hard to swallow”. “We lied to him for as long as we could but when he got out of the hospital, it was impossible to hide the truth from him anymore,” she admitted. “He was so happy he cried when we told him that Hillary had won, I couldn’t tell him the truth, I knew he’d be crushed by the news”. “The doctor told us he needed calm and to stay away from any kind of stress or anxiety attack, or he could go into shock and relapse,” she told reporters in tears. “He was so depressed, he immediately stopped eating,” his mother told reporters. “He just completely shut down. I think that if I had told him that a nuclear strike had just hit San Francisco he wouldn’t have reacted any differently,” she explained. Blake also wrote a letter to his friends and family saying that he “could not bear the thought of living under a Trump presidency” before overdosing on antidepressants. Recent CDC National suicide statistics numbers show an alarming 2000% increase in suicide rates for the end of 2016 and the beginning of 2017 in the United States since President Donald Trump’s election, the highest suicide rate ever recorded in US history since the height of the Great Depression, although experts warn many factors could explain these high numbers. 
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Man fresh out of coma commits suicide after learning Trump is President
Good! That's one less drughead dud that won't live to destroy the country.
#2. To: Tooconservative (#0)
It seems like Hillary and he were both in a comma during the campaign?
The D&R terrorists hate us because we're free, to vote second party
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul#3. To: Tooconservative (#0) (Edited)
Surely this is Onion material. It certainly is funny enough to qualify.
I've never heard of anyone trying to kill themselves by taking anti-depressants. At least not on purpose, and not without killing a bunch of other people first. And if he had access to ecstasy, that would be a much more efficient choice of drug.
Edit: The other headlines on the site certainly confirm it's satire. The Onion has some good competition!
#4. To: Tooconservative (#0)
Man fresh out of coma commits suicide after learning Trump is President
well it's a solution to the DNC
#5. To: rlk (#1)
Sorta gotta feel some empathy 4 these brainwashed RATminions, though. They have been lied 2 by those they blindLEE TRUST all their lives...it's gotta B discombobulating 2 realize life and REALity ain'T anything like what Dem DeeCeeRATZ/RINOZ R selling...MUD🇺🇸😎🏰
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#6. To: Tooconservative (#0)
“He was so depressed, he immediately stopped eating,” his mother told reporters.
To be honest, he could lose a few pounds.
#7. To: Tooconservative (#0)
“We lied to him for as long as we could but when he got out of the hospital, it was impossible to hide the truth from him anymore,” she admitted.
Should have told him the truth when he was in the hospital with doctors around to handle his reaction.
#8. To: Tooconservative, redleghunter (#0)
...Doctors feared for his life when [the obese, demon-possessed delusional homo-fascist] suffered a strong epileptic attack caused by an ecstasy overdose during a rave party.
This whole bizarre meme that Trump = Hitler-on-Steroids, created by Left/Globalists, is the biggest NWO PSYOP ever seen. By 2020 we'll need a fleet of thousands of commercial snowblowers to dispense with the number of snowflakes who'll be in psychiatric meltdown-mode by then.
Seems to me this typical homo-fascist was actively trying to kill himself to begin with. He just didn't succeed initially. he merely gulped down his antidepressants (which he was oddly allowed to keep.)
Frisco resident: CHECK
Rainbow hat: CHECK
Rainbow Hitlery/Hospital "H" logo/arrow (oh, the irony): CHECK
Intolerant Hater of Trump and Conservatives: CHECK
Hitlery worshiper: CHECK
Demon-Possssion: CHECK
Family + Friends = Co-Haters and Deluded Enablers of The Great Lie: CHECK
And for the irony-quote:
The strong Hillary supporter’s mom says the news of Donald Trump winning the presidential election was just “too hard to swallow”.
#9. To: Pinguinite (#3)
Edit: The other headlines on the site certainly confirm it's satire. The Onion has some good competition!
It's like eating potato chips, you just can't stop.
#10. To: Tooconservative (#0)
WorldNewsDailyReport.com is my favorite #FakeNews site. It's like a Macedonian content farm on crack.
HA! (But it's OUR #fakenews site.)
WND has at least reported on MANY stories over the years that I recall were being ridiculed and laughed at -- for one, as they were exposing the New World Order agenda and plans that were being implemented under Dubya Bush.
Kinda hard to get "confirmation" from gubmint "officials" or ANY source who were going to admit that we are being systematically sabotaged and undermined from within. So...on that count as well as on many other counts (like the *proven* weather-affecting Chemtrails, AND of course, for exposing Dubya Bush's NWO puppet-strings) WND should have earned far more respect.
#11. To: misterwhite, Deckard (#7)
It's a fun website, has something for everyone. Even Deckard's favorites.
WNDR: Kentucky: Police shoot white coal miner 5 times, thinking he was black
#12. To: Liberator (#10)
HA! (But it's OUR #fakenews site.)
It's a huge site. If you start clicking in various section in the menu at the top, you'll see tons and tons of these stories.
Someone has this as their day job or major hobby, to create really weird #FakeNews stories, day after day.
#13. To: Tooconservative (#12) (Edited)
What?? Like Uncle Dolphy isn't still alive?? Who do you think has been behind this Hitler parody craze? Aaah, I remember that morning well. "Libby-baby...." He called me himself with the idea for the script. (Did you have to run your final edit by him as well? You know how upset he can get...)
#14. To: Tooconservative (#12)
So much fodder there...
The Donkey-spy is a good one. (Well, he does have beady eyes...hmmm...maybe that talented donkey has been piloting those Chemtrail jets as well.)
#15. To: Liberator (#14)
I'd love to know where they get all those goofy pictures. LOL
#16. To: Tooconservative (#15)
From the LP archives. Where else? :-)
#17. To: Tooconservative (#0)
This is so believable though. :)
#18. To: Liberator (#16)
WNDR is a labor of love. Or maybe there really is big money in #FakeNews. God knows, the NYSlimes and WaPo certainly make some money at it still.
#19. To: Liberator (#10)
World News Daily Report (http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/) is not to be confused with what you are talking about which is World Net Daily (http://www.wnd.com/)
TC got me too on that. :)
#20. To: Tooconservative (#18)
LOL
Man transported to hospital after getting squirrel stuck in his rectum
#21. To: Tooconservative (#0)
Haarrumpf! Suicide is no laughing matter! What if other depressed Hillary supporters* see this and mistake it for a real #fakenews story, and it provokes them to suicide? It snot funny. It could happen.
*required phrase issued by the Department of Redundancy and Superfluous Repetition Department
#22. To: Tooconservative (#11)
Kentucky: Police shoot white coal miner 5 times, thinking he was black
LOL
The headline is great. The story, not so much. Still mulling whether to troll fb with it.
#23. To: redleghunter (#17)
This is so believable though. :)
The stories are almost too good not to be true. It's part of their appeal. And the writing is so over-the-top.
But alas...
Their accuracy still isn't much lower than some so-called respectable news sites. At least WNDR doesn't pretend to be anything other than what it is.
#24. To: redleghunter, Liberator (#20) (Edited)
Man transported to hospital after getting squirrel stuck in his rectum
I never knew just how many animals and other things could get caught accidentally in a rectum. It's the X-rays that really tickle me.
And how about those hunting stories?
WDNR: Hunter nearly killed by brutal sexual assault from 1,200 lbs moose
WDNR: National Geographic cameraman arrested for raping a zebra
WDNR: Yemen: Court Rules Teenager Has to Marry Impregnated Camel
#25. To: Anthem, Deckard (#22)
The headline is great. The story, not so much.
It had its moments.
| “The deputy just shouted ‘hey you nigga’ a couple of times, then he started shooting,” says coworker, Bernie Donaldson. “The whole thing lasted less than 30 seconds, and I don’t even think Jason ever understood they were talking to him. I mean, he’s not even black!” |
Even Deckard can't find cop stories this juicy.
#26. To: Tooconservative (#25)
That passage is why I decided not to play it on fb. The younger generations are incredibly PC. I got unfriended by a black acquaintance for posting an innocuous picture of Buckwheat while bantering with other people.
#27. To: Tooconservative, Deckard (#25)
These stories almost write themselves.
Off-duty black officer shot by another cop (Yahoo news)
#28. To: Anthem (#26)
That passage is why I decided not to play it on fb. The younger generations are incredibly PC.
How about this one:
WNDR: Texas: Blind man files for divorce after learning his wife is black
#29. To: Anthem (#27)
Off-duty black officer shot by another cop (Yahoo news)
Now you've made me wonder what the racial stats are for cop friendly-fire incidents. You would think it has to be a pretty small sample.
#30. To: Tooconservative (#18)
WNDR is a labor of love. Or maybe there really is big money in #FakeNews.Or maybe there really is big money in #FakeNews. God knows, the NYSlimes and WaPo certainly make some money at it still.
Think of it as ordering out...
You order the usual boring, healthy lean steak, baked potato and salad. But then need to order that "special" crazy choco-brownie-ice cream topped with a mountain of whipped cream.
WND's "crazy-news" (#FakeNews) is just whimsical "dessert"; some of it NOT so "crazy". The difference is, the NYT and WaPo are SERIOUS about promoting *their* #FakeNews. Their is dangerous and divisive and incendiary as well. YUGE difference.
#31. To: redleghunter, TooConservative (#19)
World News Daily Report (http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/) is not to be confused with what you are talking about which is World Net Daily (http://www.wnd.com/)TC got me too on that. :)
Hmmm....
Hey, TC!!
#32. To: redleghunter, Tooconservative (#20)
Man transported to hospital after getting squirrel stuck in his rectum
Shortage of gerbils out there??
:-(
#33. To: Tooconservative, redleghunter (#24)
WDNR: Yemen: Court Rules Teenager Has to Marry Impregnated Camel
WHAT?? Not good enough for a goat??
Chyeah...LET'S import more Death Cultist Moslems. They are just like us!! And so are camels! And afterall -- Muzzies were a YUGE part of forging this Republic! (as Imam 0bammy once BS'd, and the media reported it with a straight face. Now THAT statement should have been in WNDR.)
#34. To: Tooconservative (#24)
"Fusilli Jerry"...."ASSMAN" episode. Ha! Was that the "Junior Mint" episode as well?
That doc was the same doc who gave George the bad news regarding Susan and the wedding invitations....
Hulu: Got ALL the Seinfelds. Couldn't run about a quarter of those episodes today. Too un-PC.
#35. To: Liberator (#34)
That doc was the same doc who gave George the bad news regarding Susan and the wedding invitations....
I think two different docs. Assman only appeared once, I think. Same with George's heart attack doctor. Same with Dr. Pimple-popper M.D. Elaine's psychiatrist (Lance Hendrickson) appeared more than once, I think. But the one with Susan's death did appear in another episode, I'm thinking it involved George's boss at the grinding company for some reason. There was an accusation of joke theft that time, I think.
But I'm not a groupie, just a repeats viewer.
#36. To: Tooconservative (#35)
I think two different docs. Assman only appeared once, I think. Same with George's heart attack doctor.
I'd erroneously thought "ASSMAN " -- the Fusilli doc -- was the same doc as the Junior Mint doc, the doc who confirms Susan's death...AND the "Summer of George" doc who gave him the bad news that put the kibosh on "The Summer of George"...
Clarification:
(From Wiki):
"The final scene pays homage to the ending of 'The Invitations'. In the wake of George's accident, the gang meets up at the hospital where the same doctor who informed them of Susan's death informs them that George may never walk again due to being unhealthy."
http://www.cinemablend.com/television/20-Best-Seinfeld-Characters-Ranked-Order-69982.html.
Seinfeld trivia...now THIS is what's important in life! ;-)...Looks like actor Victor Raider-Wexler is the doc who was featured in THREE episodes:
1) "The Junior Mint"
2) "The Invitations"
3) "The Summer of George"
And then of course, "The Finale".
http://seinfeld.wikia.com/wiki/Victor_Raider-Wexler
As I scanned Seinfeld photos, it's amazing just how often hospital scenes were typical (Junior Mint):
#37. To: Tooconservative (#35)
I'm not a groupie, just a repeats viewer.
A repeats viewer of 20 years worth ;-)
#38. To: Liberator (#36)
http://seinfeld.wikia.com/wiki/Victor_Raider-Wexler
I recalled the hospital and doctor scenes but you recalled a few more than I did.
#39. To: Liberator (#37)
"Once in a lifetime shot doc..."
#40. To: Tooconservative, Liberator (#38)
One of my favorites:
And of course when some posters go off the deep end at Christian forums I post this:
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