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Title: Cops Investigate ‘Armed Cat’ Holding a ‘Rifle’; Turns out to Be a Stick
Source: The Daily Sheeple
URL Source: http://www.thedailysheeple.com/cops ... turns-out-to-be-a-stick_042017
Published: Apr 28, 2017
Author: Staff
Post Date: 2017-05-01 09:53:04 by Deckard
Keywords: None
Views: 1475
Comments: 5

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“We live in such a dangerous society that we never know when terror will strike…”

At least, that must be what Newport, Oregon police thought went through the mind of the concerned citizen who snapped the above photo when they took to Facebook apparently worried that a cat sniper with a rifle was stalking the streets of Newport earlier this week.

Notice the department’s post says “reports” — as in, more than one report.

Yes. Cats with rifles.

No opposable thumbs, but… rifles.

Apparently the cat was given a verbal warning.

(The sad part is, if this was a real 9-1-1 call, no one at TDS would even be surprised.)

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Poster Comment:

That cat was one lucky feline - some chicken-shit cop might have "feared for his life" and shot the poor kitty.

Remember folks - be a good citizen and report any armed cats in your neighborhood.

"If You See Something, Say Something".

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#1. To: Deckard (#0)

My daughter looooves cats. If she saw that, she would probably like to add that one to her herd. LOL

Stoner  posted on  2017-05-01   11:13:23 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Stoner (#1)

My daughter looooves cats. If she saw that, she would probably like to add that one to her herd. LOL

Yeah - I'm a "cat person" too. I wouldn't give my cat a rifle though, he's tried to kill me a few times by running between my legs as I was going down the stairs.

I found this the other day:

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#4. To: Deckard (#2)

Thanks for posting that Deck. I am passing that on to my daughter, and sons. I am sure they will really like it!

Thanks !

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