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Title: Open Letter To IRS: Boston Tea Party, Circa 2006
Source:
John W Lillpop
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Published: Apr 12, 2006
Author: JOHN W LILLPOP
Post Date: 2006-04-12 16:37:09 by alwaysontheright
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Views: 1887
Comments: 5
April 12, 2006
IRS Washington,DC
CC: President Bush Democrats, RHINOs
Dear Ladies, Gentlemen and Undecideds:
NOT enclosed herewith are fully-executed documents concerning my 2005 income and taxes, including 1040, Schedule A, B, C, D and 50 other assorted pieces of meaningless paper normally generated only for the purpose of providing work for civil service types lacking sufficient intelligence and skills to secure gainful employment in the real world.
In calculating my tax obligations, I subtracted my "fair share" of government costs where my interests as an American citizen were not represented. As you may remember, "taxation without representation" is not cool.
Specifically, deductions were made for the following failings by the federal government:
-Borders not secured;
-Existing immigration laws not enforced;
-Homeland security measures not fully implemented;
-Taxpayer dollars used to provide public services to illegal aliens;
-Illegal aliens evaded income taxes;
-Ballots and other public documents printed in foreign languages;
-Salaries and benefits paid to president Bush and Congress while "working" on immigration reform.
Taking into account my fair share of services not received, the US government owes me about $15,000,000 for 2005. My accountants are researching tax returns going back to 2000, and we will file revised returns, and associated refund claims, as soon as possible.
Because I am politically conservative, I do not wish to add to the national debt just to rectify the wrong done me by the US government.
Accordingly, I hereby recommend that IRS and ICE team up in a joint effort to collect taxes, current and past, from the largest block of tax evaders known to human kind: 20 million illegal aliens now squatting tax-free in America.
At the risk of being presumptuous, let me offer another suggestion: The greatest opportunity to confront these tax evaders would be at large public gatherings. May 1 is rumored to be a "holiday" in the illegal alien community, to be celebrated by massive rallies and marches in cities all across America.
What a PERFECT opportunity for IRS and ICE to help retire the national debt and reverse illegal immigration all at once by confronting hundreds of thousands of illegals clogging the nation's streets on May 1!
How will you know them? They will be the ones with Mexican flags and "Sí se puede!" on their foreheads.
I have decided not to charge the government for the advise provided herein----just forward the $15 million to me ASAP.
By the way, please note I am filing EARLY---law and order runs through me veins, mates!
Wishing all illegal Aliens "A day WITH IRS!" I remain sincerely yours,
JOHN W LILLPOP
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Most conservatives I know dispise the IRS and would gladly like to see it abolished. Oh no, lets keep the IRS around and possibly expand its scope so it can deal with the things I personally don't like. Fuck that.
#2. To: PnbC (#1)
Most conservatives I know dispise the IRS and would gladly like to see it abolished. "
My views exactly. But before they go, let them drain a few billions from the garbage that Mexico has dumped on our side of the border. Once that is done, dump IRS forever!
#3. To: alwaysontheright (#2)
Uh uh. That's the same kind of thinking that says "once we win the war, we'll restore your constitutional rights". The biggest problem with the immigration issue is that conservatives and even so-called libertarians are willing to accept a police state to deal with this particular issue.
Remember this?
Now imagine this multiplied by 11 million.
#4. To: PnbC (#3)
The biggest problem with the immigration issue is that conservatives and even so-called libertarians are willing to accept a police state to deal with this particular issue.
I think since all politicians lie through their teeth there is a 50.00000001% chance that once elected the LP would become protectionist. That's still better odds that with the 2-Big Parties. Please vote LP next time.
#5. To: CapnCarlos (#4)
no doubt the Lp is still preferable.
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