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Title: Police Need Your Help In Capturing "Masked Masturbator" Who Is Targeting Seattle Residence
Source:
the smoking gun
URL Source: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster ... unt-creepy-nightcrawler-189307
Published: Mar 14, 2016
Author: the smoking gun
Post Date: 2016-03-15 09:57:46 by misterwhite
Keywords: None
Views: 3855
Comments: 18
Seattle police are seeking the public’s help in identifying a suspected serial masturbator who publicly pleasures himself while disguising his identity with a makeshift ninja outfit. Cops first learned of the masked pervert in January, after a woman called 911 to report that a man was “masturbating outside the front door of her home.” Cops responding to the scene were unable to locate the suspect. Last month, a night vision camera outside the woman’s residence recorded the suspect again pleasuring himself next to the front door. As seen above and below, the surveillance images--which captured the masked masturbator in the act--show him dressed head-to-toe in dark clothing (the night vision camera makes dark colors appear white). As seen above, the suspect was wearing a pair of rubberized five toe shoes. Residents of the targeted home are University of Washington students who say that they have “heard suspicious sounds outside their house on several occasions,” according to cops. Investigators believe that the masked masturbator may have been at the residence four times over the past several months. Anyone with information about the creepy nightcrawler is asked to contact police at (206) 684-5575. 
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#12. To: misterwhite (#0)
Does Rapey Billy Clinton have an alibi for the evenings in question?
#15. To: Hank Rearden (#12)
He's a Libertarian (or is that libertine?) and believes that since no one is harmed by this activity it should be legal.
"Does Rapey Billy Clinton have an alibi for the evenings in question?" He's a Libertarian (or is that libertine?) and believes that since no one is harmed by this activity it should be legal. ---- misterwhite Libertarians agree that laws against public masturbation are constitutional. Only 'Mr Obsessed With Masterbation' raises this in order to satisfy his perversion with the subject.
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Replies to Comment # 12. "Does Rapey Billy Clinton have an alibi for the evenings in question?"
#18. To: Hank Rearden, y'all, and 'Mr Obsessed With Masterbation' (#12)
Hank Rearden (#12)
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